Somethins Happening Here

Somethins happening here:

What it is ain’t exactly clear:

Insanity:

A man who slipped and broke his back while working from home was “commuting” to work during his walk from his bed to his desk, a German court has ruled. According to the court, “the first morning journey from bed to the home office [was] an insured work route.”

Quote of the week. In Canada, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau:

“”Justinflation just in time: Canadian economic theory: more money for him, higher costs for everyone else.”

Got this from a friend:

One day a florist in Ottawa went to a barber for a haircut. After the
cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept
money from you, I’m doing community service this week’ The florist was
pleased and left the shop.When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing
community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘thank
you’ card and a dozen Tim Horton donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then an MP came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing
community service this week.’ The MP was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
MP’s lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

As Ronald Reagan said: “Both politicians and diapers need to be changed
often and for the same reason.”

If you don’t believe this, you have no sense of humor. Nothing bad will
happen, however, you must live with yourself knowing that laughter is
not in your life.

SJ…Out

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