Smoke and Mirrors

I thought it appropriate to repeat this post given that the Liberal campaign to be re-elected this fall has begun.


I love this:

From a government of Canada web site (bold is mine):

“We know that our country is stronger – and our government more effective – when decision-makers reflect Canada’s diversity (instead of 30 B in debt we are now 40B in debt annually). The Government of Canada has implemented an appointment process that is transparent (we can see right through it) and merit-based, (lowest uncommon denominator) strives for gender parity (all of them) and seeks to ensure that Indigenous peoples and minority groups are properly represented in positions of leadership (only Francos monsieur). We continue to search for Canadians who reflect the values that we all embrace: inclusion, honesty, fiscal prudence (Lol) and generosity of spirit (have another toke). Together, we will build a government as diverse as Canada (and get nothing done).

We are equally committed to providing a healthy workplace that supports everyone’s dignity, self-esteem (can’t be fired) and the ability to work to each team member’s full potential. With this in mind, all appointees will be expected to take steps to promote and maintain a healthy, respectful and harassment-free work environment. (Take steps…baby steps?)

The Government of Canada is currently seeking applications from diverse and talented Canadians from across the country who are interested in the following appointment opportunities. This is code for: (Whitey and Anglos need not apply):

If you think there is no discrimination or racism in Canada, think again while you are rolling that joint.

And then there is this:

Toronto, Ottawa and other border towns in Quebec and Ontario are demanding compensation from the feds to account for the expenses garnered due to all of the illegal immigrants and border crossings. Trudeau’s response is classic liberalism:

“The kind of fear-mongering, the kind of intolerance, the kind of misinformation going on across the country and around the world is something all of us have a responsibility to engage with a positive and a thoughtful way,” Trudeau said the other day in New Brunswick.”

“Hey Gerald, where is my yellow vest anywho?” and by the by:

“Anyone who raises concerns about a border crisis that sees economic migrants cross illegally and claim refugee status is dismissed as racist or divisive by the Liberals. Not exactly positive or thoughtful.”

Yeah profound Justinian. No debate! Just a comeback to anyone who disagrees or questions liberal policies is a RACIST, a BIGOT. One of those NASTY, NASTY, NAZI conservatives. You bet. I am sooo proud with that label.

All of those Canadians who agree with Turd-ope can apply for those jobs as indicated above.

Divershity is our Strength

And it smells good too.


On a lighter note. Gotta love this. This guy should work for the government!

In reaction to the Liberal’s hiring policy comes this hiring tool. That’s gotta hurt:

Antique Tool Still In Use .  Do you know what it is? 

Tobacco Smoke Enema Kit  (1750s – 1810s).        

The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum for various medical purposes, but primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. 

A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke into the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration.  Doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “blowing smoke up your ass.” 

This odd tool is still heavily used by the Canadian Liberal government. They are considering its use to weed out anglo and white Canadians who dare question or apply for one of those Government jobs!

1972 was a great year for rock!

Liberals plan to use this song to promote their Tobacco Enema Tool:

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ……………………..Out

 

     

 

Turn Me Loose

Congrats to Toronto Raptors for the winning of their first NBA title.

See the source image

And now for the Leafs? Ahhh, maybe not.


In  a few more days the Liberal government will gives its verdict on the Trans Mountain Pipeline expansion. My verdict?

 

See the source imageTurn me loose. Turn me loose. Read my

 

lips. No more pipelines. My brain is engaged. I have a dream.

See the source image

No more pipelines. Yes, I have a dream. No matter where you are from, or the colour of your skin, there will be Barista joints and joints on every street corner of every city and town in this great country of ours. Yes, I have a dream.

And its a nightmare.

Meanwhile Climate Barbie, Trudeau’s erstwhile minister of CO2 has rejected every single recommendation that the conservative members of the senate have proposed to improve the draconian measures that would effectively ban all tankers off the West Coast of Canada and ensure not another resource project or major infrastructure initiative ever gets built in this country.

See the source imageWhat? There are three of her?

I see CO2

I only wish is that she and the entire Liberal Cabinet would breathe CO.


Our wonderful health care system in Canada: man dies of massive bedsore in Ontario hospital. Found 37 other incidents in the same facility.

We have the very best health system in the world………………..NOT.


Major League Baseball analyst sights global warming as the cause of a spike in home runs this season. Yes, there is a lot of hot air these days around the ball parks. No one mentioned crappy pitching.

Then this just in from that icon of journalistic integrity Joy Behar of the View: “Global Warming could stop Joe Biden from curling…er curing cancer if he becomes President.”

Doesn’t anyone else see the humour in all of this. Yet people actually believe this shyte.

That’s all for now. Very slow news day.

Again, congrats to Raptors.

Have a great weekend.

 

SJ…………………………..Out

 

Every Breath You Take

Computer problems this morning. No reason. Just would not boot up. Don’t ya just love technology? Got it going.

Interesting reading the Letters to the Editor. Better than the comics. One guy wants to stop all the use of fossil fuels tomorrow. To save the planet. He is a real fossil fool.

Another one thinks this Greta Whatever, that 14 year old Swede who claims she can see CO2, to get all students around the world to go on strike immediately until such time as all governments address climate change…like yesterday. Students are ecstatic. Snow days every day. Even in the spring. Teachers are also ecstatic over this but still want more money for not working. Given the wholesale destruction of our economy where do they think the money will come from?

I see CO2. All school children around the world have gone on strike.

See the source image

Well yeah, so what? I can see dead people. So there. All funeral directors around the world have responded and have gone on strike.

 

Oh yeah, yeah. Well, I’ll be damned. I can’t see anything.

Interestingly when I asked this young person if CO2 is a poison she responded, well yes, and we must do everything in our power to eradicate this poison.

See the source image

A world without CO2.

I see weird people, everywhere. Out teachers are doing a fine job of indoctrinating our youth. Child abuse? You bet.


Interesting how the media and special interest groups manipulate people. It is no longer right to say vegetarian. No the new word is “Plant Based Foods” or “Plant Based Meats.”  That’ll do it. But you can’t fool me.

Global warming morphed into climate change, which has now morphed into………………drum role please…….da daaaaa:

Climate Emergency

Did you know that when Mount St Helens blew in 1980 that the world’s temperature dropped about 0.3 degrees Celsius. And that the ambient air temperature fell significantly during the solar eclipse of September 2017? Did ya? Well did ya?

Given that these volcanic erections adversely impact all life on earth and that Trudeau’s 4 cents a litre carbon tax will stop tornaters, floods and wild fires from occurring, then stopping all volcanic erections across the planet, as well as all solar eclipses, should be a walk in the dark for our politicians – don’t ya think.……….Canadians:

Wake up

We are being duped. Time to rid ourselves of this madness.


70th Anniversary of George Orwell’s 1984 novel. If you do not think we are headed in that direction, think again. It is happening now. A world wide Metropolis:

See the source image

We’re all just sheep being herded to the slaughter.

The UN’s ultimate goal?

One World Government

And Trudeau would love to see that.

Wait for a tax on the air that we breathe as we all exhale CO2

That is all she wrote.

They’ll be watching you.

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ…………………….Out

Dead Zone: Wish You Were Here

New record dead zone discovered. When I read that headline my immediate reaction was: yeah, what else is new? Ottawa has been a dead zone for years now.

See the source imageYou think that is a sunset don’t you. Well it is 10 am in downtown Ottawa. That orange hue is radiation emitting from the Parliament Buildings.

But alas they were referring to a natural phenom in the Gulf of Mexico, off the southern US states. Whew, missed that bullet as there is nothing natural going on in Ottawa – or Disneyland on the Rideau as it is known.

a close up of a mountain


Ah foods that are so unhealthy that they are EVIL.

Slide 6 of 51: Unhealthy Ingredient: High heat, inflammatory oilFried chicken, fried calamari, pork rinds, chicken-fried steak. You won’t ever see these items marked as an “Eat This.” Besides the high fat and calorie content, the main issue with these fried foods is that they contain high levels of inflammatory Advanced Glycation End products, or AGEs. These compounds form when animal-derived products are cooked at high temperatures for a prolonged period of time. According to a 2015 review published in the journal Advances in Nutrition, experts concluded that “sustained exposure to [AGEs] gradually erodes native defenses, setting the stage for abnormally high [oxidative stress] and inflammation, the precursors of disease.”Eat This! Instead: Luckily, researchers from the Mount Sinai School of Medicine found that when people cut out high-AGE foods like processed and fried foods, markers of inflammation in their body diminished. So, go grilled whenever you can or bake your foods in the oven.Yeah but they are so,so good. Remember, if things are good in moderation then they must be great in excess! Enjoy………………….


C-CRAP makers scrambling after new snoring fix discovered………………..Death!

Actor Mark Harmon allegedly body checked actress Perrette. She then clothes-lined him……………so there.

Rwanda genocide survivor wants to be a Canadian but the citizen test triggers trauma flashbacks for her. “They asked me if I was aware of the MMIW (Murdered and Missing Women) report’s conclusions. That did it.”

Prime Minister Trudeau then awarded her $10.5M for her trauma. Seems that the Canadian immigration office in Rwanda in now flooded by immigration requests.

Kate Middleton has the best response to a little girls’ question:

“Go ask William”

Meghan’s new ring has a romantic backstory.

“It was hawked” Harry confesses.


KD wasn’t anywhere close to 100%

a group of people playing a game of basketballOf course not. Every single male out there knows that KD is one molecule short of being plastic. Indeed KD is on the PM’s list of banned plastic substances to come into effect by 2021.

See the source imageThe red stuff is a methylated red acidic additive, better known as Ketchup…mmmm,mmmm yummy.


Flat earthers and the rise of science deniers. From the office of Alexandra Occasionally Cortez but Generally Whacko comes this:

“Well hey, the earth is flat you know. I don’t care what the science says. If I feel in my heart that the earth is flat then it is flat. When I go outside and look down my street, the street is flat, not curved, therefore the earth is flat. So don’t bother me with the facts.”

Our future leadership. Is there a spaceship travelling to a comet anywhere?

Wish you were here:

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ……….…………………….Out.

Comfortably Numb

With all of the political shyte going on here in Canada I have indeed become comfortably numb. Consider this:

This week in Vancouver, Prime Minister Trudeau said the federal carbon tax, a key pillar in his government’s climate policy, will help protect Canadians from extreme weather. “Extreme weather events are extraordinarily expensive for Canadians, our communities and our economy,” he said, citing the recent tornadoes in Ottawa and wildfires in Western Canada. “That’s why we need to act.”

Trudeau must think we are all idiots. Forest fires that have started naturally by lightening strikes, or by human error are ignored. No, its climate change. Tornados? Climate change. And why you may ask? Taxes, more taxes to pay for his identity political agenda. That is his bottom line. If you think for a second that the carbon tax will prevent natural disasters then I have a meteorologist…or two…for you.

See the source image

See, see. All of those extreme weather events that they are reporting on in the background….cheers.

And this just in from a Philadelphia radio talk show. Subject: recent tornados in that state. One caller, a good ole boy calls in:

“I know what’s a happenin dere he says. I know what’s causin all of dem dere tornaters. It’s doze damn nuisance roundabouts, doze turnin circles. Ya see, what with all of doze cars and trucks and all going round and round…well…da air gets stirred up like a newfy fart – my Canadian cousins from da rock ya know – and we get dem Tornaters. Get rid of dem going round abouts and doze tornaters will go away!”


And then comes this:

This is Canada’s Prime Minister…a real plastic man.

See the source imageGot ya, you, you climate change deniers. I will carbon tax you all to death.


June 6 D-Day commemoration speeches.

US:

President Donald Trump and French President Emmanuel Macron, left, greet a U.S. veteran during a ceremony to mark the 75th anniversary of D-Day in Normandy.

Speaking on the 75th anniversary of the D-Day landings in France during World War II, Trump honored the dead and paid tribute to survivors, a solemn duty of American presidents.

The address near Omaha Beach won praise from supporters and critics alike. “We are gathered here on freedom’s altar,” Trump said within view of both Omaha Beach and the cemetery where 9,388 American military dead are buried. “From across the Earth, Americans are drawn to this place as though it was part of our very soul.”

Canada’s prime Minister:

“French Canadians, Anglo Canadians, Indigenous Canadians, New Canadians.” Identity politics at Juno Beach. Why can he not just say Canadians fought at Juno Beach.

Canada’s Governor General, Julia Payette, one of Trudeau’s chosen few elite:

“Collectively speaking, we are all to blame for World War II. It was a collective failure and tragic breakdown of communication.”

Yeah, Hitler was sooo misunderstood. If only we could have been more understanding. Such a cuddly German sauerkraut:

Don’t ya just want to give this guy a hug:

See the source image


Finally, given that Trudeau now states categorically that Canada committed GENOCIDE against the indigenous population of this country, we are now part of an infamous rogue’s gallery: Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Turkey, Rwanda

See the source imageSee the source imageSee the source image

See the source imageSee the source image

and now….Canada can be added to that list.

See the source image

October cannot come soon enough. Has to be the worst PM this country has ever had.

Given all of this shyte all I can say is that like Homer I am comfortably numb.

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ……….……………………………..Out