Lie and Dry

See the source image“No slit man. This is leal”

Heard in passing from my Japanese flend reporter (above). His slots, not mine.

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Hey Slakey. What do ya think about this:

Liberal Campaign Slogan: “Erect Mean for Twenty Nineteen.” er sorry….I mean “erect me for twenty, twenty three…er sorry. Man this stuff is lick-ed. Uh hey Butts. I tink we missed da 2019 erection…er sorry…election somehow. Man oh man… er sorry People oh People… this is good stuff. Hey Jody Rebound, Stinkpots…pass the Doritos will ya like the good little Liberal “cockus” (sic) members that you are. Woe is me. It is so hard being me, especially being stoned like me. Hey that’s it. The 2019 Liberal Erection Campaign slogan:

“Be Stoned Like Me.”

“Yesss. Hey Gerry, Jody, hey, hey guys, gals…Hey, I got a good one in my hand. A sure thing for our erection day. It’s will be a sure…hey where are they?”

See the source imageHey you, yes you…are you tokin, I mean talkin to me? Well are you?

I know, I know. All of this Trudeau stuff gets pretty boring after awhile. But hey, we have an erection coming up in October so it remains important that we remain hard and fast in getting a leg up on this guy to:

“Turf the Turd”

I think that Sheer and the PCs should adopt this as their campaign slogan for the upcoming erection campaign:

“Make Cannabis Great Again and Turf the Turd”

What do you think? Does my Japanese flend…er friend…have it right?

I would love to hear your thoughts in the comments section. Just click on “Leave a Comment” at the left side of this screen or at the bottom banner.


WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is seen in a police van, after he was arrested by British police, in London, Britain.

Remember this guy. Julien Assuage (sic). “Go Justin Go,” he was heard to mutter.

Pass the “Wellies”

Millennial’s real purpose in life.

Baaaaaaaaaaa!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Climate change? Yesss

a large truck covered in snow: A Minnesota Department of Transportation snowplow helps a pair of semis struggling Wednesday to get up a ramp to eastbound Highway 14 from southbound Highway 169 near Mankato.Bring it on.

Not much going on in the world today.

High and Dry

Have a great weekend. Read ya Monday.

 

SJ……….…………………………..Out

 

 

Nowhere Man

Well, what do ya know. Trudeau loves Quebec and believes that Canada belongs to Quebec and that only the good Prime Ministers come from Quebec.

Time to get rid of this clothes-less emperor.

Hey what about Borden, King, Pearson Justinian. Don’t they rate in the 20th Century.

With that hair and pencil moe etc, doesn’t he remind you of one of these guys…..Anonymous!

See the source imageI love being me.

Well now, an anarchist if I ever saw one. With his Carbon tax, he surely is.

Put that up yer ass and smoke it.

“I did, I did, I did. Indeed I legalized it for all Canadians to see what a joker, er toker I is. When I smoke weird things happen. Like…………..

See the source imageToday I am a Montreal pansy. Tomorrow, Clark Kent and Superman.

See the source imageThen, maybe….maybe….a Sikh:

See the source imageOh, what about a pirate….Yesss:

See the source image“I’ll rob those Canucks. Bleed em dry….Aaaaaaarrrrrgh.”

Hey Gerald? How about us playing Cowboys and First Nations…..eh? Gerald? Gerry? Come out or I’ll kick your poor ass butt.

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Or maybe….See the source image

Just like his daddy.

Oh I know. how about this:

See the source imagePrime Minister…maybe?

Naw. Toooooo boring.

Enough, I can’t take it anymore.

Perhaps he may be just a bit like you and me?……………………….Naw!

Have a great Canadian Day.

SJ……….……………………………..Out

Death and Taxes

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I just did my taxes. Being a widower this is the first year I have had to do my year end taxes for just me. It ain’t pretty. In this country you are hosed if you suddenly find yourself alone. You lose all tax benefits of being married – the primary one being “income splitting.” Hey, and the CPP Death Benefit? You are better off not taking it because you will owe almost half of the $2,500 in taxes. Be prepared to be screwed over bigly by the Liberals.

I went to my MP, who is an NDP, to ask him to advocate to the Finance Minister on our behalf for an increase in the CPP Death Benefit and to make it tax free. His answer? Do it yourself. I am too busy with saving the planet.


Gillette Venus Celebrates Morbid Obesity in New SJW Ad Promoting ‘Beautiful Women of All Shapes and Sizes’

Man oh man, that’s a lot of razor blades to shave those legs. No wonder Gillette is in on this sister act. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

I wonder how much she got laid…er….paid. Sorry, Freudian slip.  Gillette says: “Venus is committed to representing beautiful women of all shapes, sizes, and skin types because ALL types of beautiful skin deserve to be shown. We love Anna because she lives out loud and loves her skin no matter how the “rules” say she should display it…I wonder how much she got laid…er paid. Oops, Sorry, Freudian slip-up again. Be the best that you can be, eh Anna?

Gillette’s response? We have a razor for that!

Get all a man can get!


NATO at 70! What’s next? Well, NATO at 71.

What students could learn at New York’s Stuyvesant School? How to smoke in the boys room without getting caught. My first cigarette was a Peter Stuyvesant, which was smoked in my high school’s washroom.

Medieval diseases are making a comeback in major American cities thanks to the increasing amount of feces on the streets. No shit! San Francisco is now labelled a “Shit Hole.” Black Death can’t come soon enough to California. Progressives destroy everything they touch.

Are you going to San Francisco.

Bring plenty of ass-wipe. California is no longer the “Golden State.” Progressive policies made sure of that.


Karma! You know it’s a bad day when:

A poacher is trampled to death by an elephant, then eaten by a pride of lions – Only the man’s skull and pants were retrieved by Kruger National Park.

They followed that up with a Pride parade. Darwin award was awarded posthumourously.

Speaking of poaching:

“…so, it’s safe to say that reparations would not be a cure-all to right the wrongs of the past and put slavery behind us once and for all, but just another wealth redistribution program that would precede another, and another, and another to solve something that, in the eyes of those pushing for it, will never actually be fixed to satisfaction.” US Democratic Senator wants a reparation policy for Slavery.

Sound familiar here in Canada?

Interesting note being that all of the so called Slave States were Democratic States and that the Democrats fought hard to oppose Lincoln’s plan (Republican) to abolish slavery.

Love this:

“California Wants To Tax Soda, Guns, Pain Pills, Lawyers And Batteries…”

I can see LAWYERS but soda, guns, pain pills, batteries even? C’mon. That legislation will be sure to spawn a new crop of lawyer jokes.

Gentlemen….start you engines: A Spanish speed circuit is in hot water after an advertisement for grid girls stipulated that they “must have a size 95 or 100 chest,” which is roughly 36″ – 38″ according to La Vanguardia

“Living out Loud.” I wonder if Venus…er Anna applied.

Oh and did you know that toxic masculinity is the cause of climate change?

I kid you not. According to progressive thought it is a root cause of climate change:

According to progressives, toxic masculinity is considered to be the dude on the left of the photo.  Climate change can’t come soon enough.

A Dutch swimming pool. I want one:

Translation: Don’t have a clue. Something about a “Grand Pils” me drinks…er thinks.

Speaking of taxes:

Have a great Navy day.

SJ……….……………………..taxed out!

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire

Canada is warming faster than any other place in the world!

See the source imageOh Yeah? Where in Canada?

Trudeau implements Carbon Tax at the same time he makes this statement.

“Picture below is further proof that Climate Change is real and must be stopped” – with a 4 cents a litre tax grab.

ONE PROBLEM – This photo is from the Parry Sound 33 fire.

The fire in that photo was caused by a construction project for a wind turbine.

To Trudeau and Climate Barbie: “Liars, liars your pants, panties are on fire – Climate Fraudsters.”

CANADIANS….WAKE UP. You, me, we are being screwed!

Time for a Canadian Yellow Vest movement (See next story).


This just in: “Liberals Work to Stem Irregular Immigration:”

Minister of Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Ahmed Hussen rises during Question Period in the House of Commons on Parliament Hill in Ottawa on November 5, 2018. THE CANADIAN PRESS/Justin Tang“We are going to issue every one of those irregulars with Keopectate. And, hopefully, we will keep issuing it, Keopectate that is, until they become regular.” Liberal transparency at work. What he really meant to say was: “We will address these shit disturbers, one movement at a time.”

No shit! It says so in our constitution.

And, to be issued at all Canadian border crossings:

Don’t know what the hose is for. Maybe this is a Muslim bidet!


Self driving Tesla. In car parlance Elon Muskrat would say that it’s just a flesh wound. No story here. Move on. “Well I would but it won’t start Elon.”

Then there is this. I call this “A Tesla Hoody:”

Tesla stock plummets.

Beware of false prophets.

Canadians! Stop being so smug and fight back. Kick these progressives out at the next election.

Have a great Navy day.

SJ……….………………………..Out.

 

The Rideau Canal

This is a poem I wrote some time ago when I lived in Manotick Ontario, a small town located about 10 miles south of Ottawa on the Rideau River. It is about the building of the Rideau Canal – at the time an engineering marvel. The poem is fairly long:

The Rideau Canal 

The curtain does fall so majestic and proud

Such a natural wonder, so gracious a shroud

As if a powerful train of glory descends

As a continuous fall at the Outaouais end

 

A fire alights from the south it did spread

To the north like a plague through its heart it has bled

With a mawkish like cry for freedom and joy

But freedom’s best chance was a fraudulent ploy

 

From a flicker of flame to a firestorm bred

Death escalates through a life cycle of dread

And taming this shrew with its penchant for blood

Was a foolish man’s bait for poor Madison’s club

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Yet the fire would spread in a harrowing scene

From a spark it would roar with a devilish scream

From Niagara on east, to a Forty Mile Creek

To a nondescript farm and a Chateauguay sneak

 

From Queenstown to Lundy, Detroit and the Thames

The Boxer and Enterprise, surrender of Maine

Through Ohio and Plattsburg, to a Moravian town

The war it did rage for Miss Liberty’s crown

 

Cities would fall and the towns they would burn

First Newark then York; it was Washington’s turn

War’s firebrand eyes thrust farther to yield

And finally burn in an Orleans field

 

What came but a draw in this foolish man’s quest

For power and glory are such meaningless guests

Whatever the gain from the lives that were lost

For the hawkish bent men who lied at great cost

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And the curtain still fell, so majestic and proud

As if sensing the chaos, so soothing its sound

Like the rapturous strains of a torrent, transcends

To emerge as a call at the Outaouais end

 

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The years fell away and the anger did wane

Rush-Baggot had calmed such a petulant strain

An American age brought prosperity’s peace

As a confidant pace of change was unleashed

 

But the land to the north so upright and proud

Was paranoid still to the south’s freedom sound

A country that cried for security’s calm

Yet stands all alone ‘gainst a threatening psalm

 

But this land full of lakes and rivers and streams

Was a natural course for a military dream

For fear set in stride a magnificent quest

To build a canal that was strategically blessed

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While the mighty St Laurence was a natural draw

It was fraught with real danger from its rapid rock falls

And upstream it ran with a thunderous roar

Too close to the south with its threatening core

 

The Ottawa ran to St Laurence’s call

To strike from the north and a western landfall

An historical route that opened the west

Where the traders would meet at the curtain for rest

 

Yet two rivers did run from a common high ground

To the south and the north from Lake Rideau their sound

From the shallows and falls through the marshes and swamps

From King’s town to Wright’s town, two rivers as one

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To build a canal through this wilderness screams

Of a madness and curse of the military’s dream

A task so immense, so daunting and brash

That only the British could fathom this task

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But the British did find a man of the Corp

A Wellington man from the Peninsular War

A man who had held the Canadian Shield

So right for this task with indefatigable zeal

 

John By was a Colonel and a leader of men

Ahead of his time and a genius, well bred

An engineer’s man with a passionate streak

For simplicity’s beauty with its functional tweaks

 

With orders to build a navigable path

From the Outaouais south to Ontario’s wrath

To rise from a bay named the Entrance – way crept

Up flight after flight, like some nautical step

 

A plan was developed and contracts were signed

Engineering so simple with symmetrical lines

Pure genius at work with a heavenly hand

To guide and instruct a magnanimous man

 

With Drummond and Redpath, Phillips, MacKay

Canadian contractors, strong men of their day

These artists of stone were men of their word

So forthright and loyal to the Colonel’s accord

 

The sappers and miners and mason’s stones lay

Stonecutters and woodmen, all of the trades

For comfort, their spirit; their love of the crown

Romantic and colourful, these men of the realm

 

But the marvelous work that was soon to unfold

Was dependent upon the poor labourer’s code

The back wrenching work to clear out the land

And dig such a ditch with just spades in their hands

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Such men from hard times, forever were cursed

To fight for survival and work through their thirst

Through backbreaking strains as their calloused hands scream

As they toiled and they toiled for this military dream

 

The Frenchmen held sway with their skill and savvy

So noble these men and their role as navvies

Independent of mind with a will to succeed

Just pride in their work and their songs and their deeds

 

But an Irishman’s fate to arrive at this place

To rescue one’s life from some wretched like fate

The scourge of the earth in the Englishman’s eye

Forgotten at home, they severed all ties

 

For a pestilence spread to drive them afar

From an emerald isle to this devil’s back yard

Though beauty may rest on the eye from beyond

A hellish nightmare was reality’s song

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Just rags on their backs with their wives by their side

With children so weak from starvation and pride

A thousand would fall from a dengueish like hue

And die from this work’s laborious flu

 

Poor brothers would cry as their graves had been marked

So blind to the danger and the peril from sparks

As the powder was set with a magical link

Their lives were extinguished from the death blast’s cruel drink

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Yet the lakes and the streams, swift water, rock falls

Were captured and tamed by this engineer’s call

Magnificent feats what By had achieved

In this harsh, hellish wilderness was hard to conceive

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The entrance way blessed by a protestant prayer

The first stone was set by John Franklin with care

Not mindful as yet that his greatness was cast

To die in the Arctic from an arctic cold blast

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The curse of Hog’s Back; an Isthmus scourge

The tranquility of Chaffey’s; Long Island was purged

At Burritt’s and Black, these rapids were tamed

And Merrickville’s beauty, a religious refrain

 

With names like Poonamalie, with its cedar incense

An Indian aura in a wilderness sense

Opinicon’s names and a Cranberry fog

The curse of the labourer to die in this bog

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The dam at the falls known locally as Jones

Is a testament still to its magnificent stone

Block upon block in a crescent like stance

Like a rampart of genius or an engineer’s dance

 

The work underway, six years to progress

The locks were completed and the dams were well dressed

Through steamy hot summers, through sweat and death’s fear

Through winter’s ice jams; hell’s nightmare those years

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The locks and the dams, wastewater and weirs

The cut at the entrance, eight steps to the piers

The breadth of this work remains unfathomable, sealed

As a masterpiece set in the Canadian Shield

 

***

 

The threat from the south was all but contained

For the status quo boundary was all that was gained

From the firestorm set in those years long ago

Extinguished for good as a friendship would grow

 

Poor tragedy’s mark on this cornerstone lay

On the heart of a man who held the Rideau at bay

Called back by a King who questioned his deed

A question of funds from some zealot to heed

 

An inquiry would set the tone through the years

To diminish By’s feats; he was ignored by his peers

His spirit would die from his countrymen’s chill

And not from the bog or the Isthmus ills

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Yet his legacy flows for our nation to see

A wonderment still, a magnificent deed

To balance such beauty with a functional stream

Through a Canadian wilderness with just minimal means

 

But the jewel in the crown of this engineer’s quest

Was not the canal or a technical best

For a town had been born in the Outaouais scene

In this land full of lakes and rivers and streams

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By the Barracks Hill shanty near the Sapper’s stone bend

A magnificent tower of peace would ascend

From a lower town swamp to an upper town’s view

A great city would grow with great values imbued

 

For this capital’s crown of achievement remains

From the peaceful green flow of the Rideau, contained

The seeds of a city and a national theme

To build a great country with the freedom to dream

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And the curtain still falls, so majestic and proud

Like a sentinel’s call or a passionate bow

For the genius who toiled on the Outaouais scene

And left such a mark with this beautiful stream

Copyright John Morrison,2004, Manotick Ontario

Have a great Canadian day.

 

SJ……….…………………………………..Out