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Eat, Drink and Be Scary

50 foods so unhealthy that they are considered E.V.I.L.

Slide 24 of 51: Unhealthy Ingredients: High fructose corn syrup, caramel coloring, soybean oilWho knew that eating just a cup of spaghetti and meatballs would fill you up with 8 grams of sugar? That’s exactly what will happen if you eat Chef Boyardee’s Jumbo Spaghetti & Meatballs, which has high fructose corn syrup in their sauce. Another issue with the food? A a significant amount of protein in those meatballs comes from soy protein concentrate. Unlike a protein isolate, protein concentrate contains more of the nutrients found in soy, which could mean it’s more likely to contain traces of the carcinogen-containing pesticides used in genetically-modified soy production. To make matters worse, the meatballs are dyed with caramel color and most of their 13 grams of fat comes from soybean oil.Eat This! Instead: When the craving for pasta strikes, try some of these 40 Ultimate Pasta Tips to Stay Skinny. Sure, making noodles from scratch may take some additional time, but at least you’ll have leftovers for days.But they taste great.

Just about everything is covered in their list. So what can we do? Well I researched this so you don’t have to.

If you follow their advice you too can look like this:

See the source imageSo eat, drink and be scary.

These guys will not give up.

Here is what the earth will look like in 2100.

Slide 1 of 38: 2018 was the warmest year on record for the planet's oceans, and the fourth-warmest year ever in terms of surface temperature. Scientists are discovering that melting in Greenland and Antarctica is occurring much faster than they previously thought. These changes could spell disaster for coastal economies in the form of sea-level rise and more frequent (and intense) natural disasters like hurricanes. If worldwide carbon-dioxide emissions aren't curbed significantly - and soon - Earth might be almost unrecognizable by the year 2100. We've already gotten a series of one-two punches on the climate change front this year: Ocean temperatures broke records, Arctic and Antarctic melting reached unprecedented rates, and extreme weather swept through the US. An increasing number of people are concerned about the issue of climate change, as evidenced by recent worldwide climate strikes and efforts by US lawmakers to enact new environmental legislation. On April 22, the world will celebrate the 49th annual Earth Day, a global event that more than 1 billion people participate in across 192 countries. This year, Earth Day organizers are attempting to call attention to one particular consequence of a warming planet: the skyrocketing number of flora and fauna species that are becoming vulnerable to extinction. Read More: 12 signs we're in the middle of a 6th mass extinction If we hope to limit some of these impending extinctions, along with the other disastrous effects of climate change, we must make drastic cuts - and soon - to greenhouse-gas emissions from energy production, transportation, industrial work, farming, and other sectors. According to the most recent report from the International Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), global temperatures will likely rise to 1.5 degrees Celsius above pre-industrial levels between 2030 and 2052 if warming continues at the current rate. Staying under that threshold was the optimistic goal set in the Paris climate agreement. But even if carbon emissions were to drop to zero tomorrow, we'd still be watching human-driven climate change play out for centuries. "There's no stopping global warming," Gavin Schmidt, a climate scientist and the director of NASA's Goddard Institute of Space Studies, previously told Business Insider. "Everything that's happened so far is baked into the system." Here's what the Earth could look like by 2100 in our best- and worst-case scenarios. Of course we will all be dead to confirm this. I don’t understand how these so called journalist get away with proctoring shit like this:

  • 2018 was the warmest year on record for the planet’s oceans, and the fourth-warmest year ever in terms of surface temperature. Wrong. 1934 was the warmest year on record for anything, the 1930s the warmest decade. I can honestly predict now with certainty that for these guys 2019 will be the warmest year on record. Then 2020, then 2021.
  • Scientists are discovering that melting in Greenland and Antarctica is occurring much faster than they previously thought. No, Greenland ice is increasing. Antarctica is getting colder with more ice.
  • These changes could spell disaster for coastal economies in the form of sea-level rise and more frequent (and intense) natural disasters like hurricanes. Hurricanes are a natural phenomenon. No major hurricanes in the US in the last 6 years. Sea levels are not rising significantly. Barely discernible.
  • If worldwide carbon-dioxide emissions aren’t curbed significantly – and soon – Earth might be almost unrecognizable by the year 2100. Yes, if we do just that the earth will look like this:

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We’ve already gotten a series of one-two punches on the climate change front this year: Ocean temperatures broke records – wrong, no change, Arctic and Antarctic melting reached unprecedented rates – wrong, and extreme weather swept through the US – no, it is called winter. By the way that is a one three punch you are talking about, not a one two punch as you have stated. But then again when has math and facts ever become relevant when it gets in the way of unscientific fraudulent reporting.

By the by, the UN reported in 1988 that the Maldives would be underwater by January 1 2018, a period of 30 years. Well, guess what. Maldives today:

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Hey is that the Turd there. In cognitos.

The Bible was right: Beware of False Prophets.

As I mentioned in an earlier post Progressivism is destroying our way of life. Further proof in the most politically correct country on the planet:

Canadian man is fined by a tribunal for daring to call a transgendered “male to female” a male. He called him a biological male because this she/man has not had the procedure done yet. So, biologically speaking he was right. No, no, no states the Canadian tribunal. Wrong. He is really a she. We checked. This poor guy was fined $55,000!

SHE-MAN and the Masters of the Universe. I wonder what Skeletor would be thinking right now.

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Here are a few for the books:

KKK man gets arrested for stabbing a colleague. It would appear that an argument ensued between them over who is the most racist….wow.

White and coloured Millennials feel that racial segregation on college and university campuses is a good thing and something they would support. MLK would be soooo happy and proud of this generation.

Liberals response to Saskatchewan rally to oppose the new Carbon Tax?

“Hey, its only Saskatchewan. Not to be taken seriously. I mean, c’mon now, how can anyone take a Province seriously with a name that nobody can pronounce or spell. And who in their right mind would ever name a town “Moose Jaw?” Perhaps they are twinned with “Lock Jaw.” hahahahahaha. I am so funny and witty, aren’t I Gerald? ….Gerald? ….Gerald? Where are you Gerry. C’mon now. Quit hiding on me will ya. We’ll play hide and seek when we get back to Ottawa. Okay?”

From a friend

How ya going to explain this one, when she grows up:

61-Year-Old Woman Gives Birth To Own Granddaughter For Gay Son Using His Husband’s Sister’s Egg. 

Sign me up:

University Of Kansas Offers ‘Angry White Male’ Course

There is always a method to the Green’s madness:

After Banning Plastic Bags, NYC Will Now Tax Paper Bags.

Trans-man surgically transformed into an alien. It would appear that having a “dick” wasn’t enough to suppress his/her emotional problems. So, he/she has now become an alien. She/he had her/his nipples removed and wants to be know as “Thing.” How about “Klaatu?”

Or how about “The Thingy” or “Dick’s Trachea”

“I just want to be normal. To be taken seriously” he or she or thingy was heard to remark.

It is more than just a feeling after all.

Time to get off the planet.

Have a great weekend. Read ya Monday.

SJ……….………………..Out

 

 

 

 

 

Confusion

Unintended consequences: the Turd’s Carbon Tax kicked in 01 April. No April Fools joke here except perhaps from the person in charge. Here in BC we have had the Carbon Tax now for over 10 years yet our gas prices still went up 15 cents a litre after the Turds 4 cents a litre carbon tax kicked in for those provinces without the Carbon Tax. Highest gas prices in North America. BCers are still not protesting. I cannot fathom this myself. Oh well.

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“We are here to screw the middle class. How much more transparent can we be.” the Turd was heard to remark after his tax came in.

Canada is three times warmer, on average, than anywhere else on the planet. Of course that would mean that somewhere in the world it is three or more times cooler…..This coming from Climate Barbie who claims that CO2 is a pollutant and David Phillips, Canada’s prime weather witch, who predicted a mild winter this past winter. Of course both have been proven wrong, in dramatic fashion, yet Canadians still swallow this shyte. I have more confidence in Poor Richard’s Almanack and this guy:

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Touchy Feelie…good old Joe Biden…remember him? Obama’s Vice…in more ways than one. Now allegedly accused of groping small children inappropriately. Say it ain’t so Joe. Funny how this all comes out now. But then it comes out that this is a TRUMP re-election campaign add. Already? Good gawd. Dirt or what? We now have to listen to this shyte for 18 months.

The brain needs animal fat. Who would have thunk? This from a nutritionist doctor who also states: “Fun things about animal fat:”

Many people think the main difference between plant and animal fats is that animal-sourced foods contain more saturated fat, but here are a few fun fatty facts that may surprise you: 00000 alliteration is so much fun:

  1. All whole plant and animal foods naturally contain a mixture of saturated and unsaturated fats. Wow. Funny!
  2. More fun…..Some plant foods are higher in saturated fat than animal foods, with coconut oil topping the charts at 90 percent saturated fat. That’s more than twice the saturated fat found in beef fat (tallow).
  3. And then there is this…..The primary type of fat found in pork is a monounsaturated fatty acid (MUFA) called oleic acid, the same fat found in olive oil. Isn’t this so much fun?

Are we having fun yet?? Hey Pamela, what do you think?

See the source image“If only I had “tits” for brains everything would be alright. It is no fun being front end loaded.”

catastrophe

….book explains why the catastrophic decline in polar bear numbers we were promised in 2007 failed to materialize. It’s the story of how and why the polar bear came to be considered ‘Threatened’ with extinction, and tracks its rise and fall as an icon of the global warming movement. The book also tells the story of Crockford’s role in bringing that failure to public attention and the backlash against her that ensued – and why, among all others who have attempted to do so previously, she was uniquely positioned to do so.
 
In general, this is a cautionary tale of scientific hubris and of scientific failure, of researchers staking their careers on untested computer simulations and later obfuscating inconvenient facts.For the first time, you’ll see a frank and detailed account of attempts by scientists to conceal population growth as numbers rose…

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Don’t believe the UN either.

CANADIANS….WAKE UP. YOU ARE BEING LIED TO!

A Greenies and an NDP hot flash….Venezuela is a ZERO CARBON STATE. “Hey, if they can do it surely Canada can as well.”

Millions of Venezuelans were left without running water Monday amid a series of massive blackouts, forcing President Nicolas Maduro to announce electricity rationing and school closures as the government struggles to cope with a deepening economic crisis.

This is where our NDP and Green politicians would love to take us:

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That is all I wrote:

“Ball of Confusion:” Has anything really changed?

This was done in the 1960s by the Temptations. Disregard the last bit.

Have a great Navy day.

SJ……….…………………………..Out

 

 

Imagine That!

Kim K confesses she cannot babysit Kanye anymore. Who the F%$k is Kim K and who the F^%K is Kanye. This is news why?

On the Carbon Tax file comes this comment:

“Coulda had Max,” as in Maxine Bernier as leader of the Conservatives. He lost to Sheer. Not to me. Max hails from Quebec. I will never vote for anyone from Quebec. No matter how you cut it Quebec equates to corruption. Simple as that.

Has our culture hit a dead end? My answer. Yes. Everything sucks. But I am just a grampy, grumpy old man.

Today’s pop music is “Muzak to my ears.”

Have a great Navy Day

Shakey Jay………………..Out

I Am White. Therefore I am…White!

Profound comment of the month:

“I am white, therefore I am….white….therefore”

That is so profound man.

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William!

This is how bloody stupid we, as a society, have become:

“White People’s Diets are Killing the Environment” So says the New York Post. I would have thought the New York Times…but the Post?

Would you like fries with that? Pass the cheeze please….eee gads.

Airports are dropping Chick-a-filet after democrats complain. Chick -a-Filet is French southern fried chicken. Is there really such a thing? To be replaced by Kentucky Fried Chicken. Finger lickin good for them I says. Take that you black southern racists. I am saving the planet one belch and fart at a time. And I am a whitey.

In fact I am proud to be a white Judeo Christian dude.  Hey-Oh, Hey-Oh, Hey- oh oh oh oh oh. I’m a white Judeo Christian dude and proud of it.

And here is some other drivel from our progressive left and Social Justice Warriors:

Former Vice President Joe Biden is the latest Democratic Party candidate for president to make a very important point – white men and our culture are the worst. The whole field has, in one way or another, said pretty much the same thing. And you know what? They’re right, we’re awful. Especially those of us who are straight. It’s time to reject our white male culture and become gay! Yes, let’s go extinct as a race and save the planet one arse hole at a time.

When you think about it, what have we, the white man, ever done for humanity anyway?  Well, not much if you don’t count the concept of liberty, democracy, ending slavery, liberating the world from fascism and communism, modern medicine, air travel, computers, cell phones, the Renaissance, Reformation, Slinky, Hoola Hoops and just about everything that is good in life. Other than that, nothing!

Martin Luther King Jr used to talk about how it was his dream that Democrats would embrace segregation again and purge the culture of whitey, so it’s surprising they, the democrats, have waited this long to do just that. Now, thanks to Democrats and Liberals, we have segregated college dorms, graduations, dances, even segregated media coverage of mayoral candidates’ event, so they’re making MLK proud, or something. (tongue firmly in cheek about what MLK said).

I had a dream and it was a nightmare. It is time for common sense to make a comeback.

As I have said and quoted many, many times here on this blog – from Cicero – some Roman white dude from Italy way back in 443 AD: “everything the progressives touch they destroy.”

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Have a Great Navy day.

 

SJ……….……………………….Out

A Real April Fool.

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Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon’s blood,
Then the charm is firm and good….liberal-speak in the 1500’s

And in 21st Century lingo:

Smoke and mirrors on Parliament Hill dude. Have a toke man. Love it. Chill out!

So what’s up with the Turd these days? I cannot believe this from the Liberal Party’s own fire brand rag: The “Toronto Red Star” in the morning…. readers take warning.

Trudeau has shown his true colours with his insult to the Grassy Narrows First Nation. Yup….Yellow.

By the by. Why is it that only money will placate reconciliation and forgiveness? Huh? Why?

Hey, I was abused by the priests and nuns in school. Show me da money too. I need some re-con-silly–nation.

A First Nation wants to buy Kinder Morgan. Watch that go through the approval process in a flash. Of course, indirectly the Canadian tax payer pays for this. But when Whitey does it! Delay, delay, delay. Identity politics is ruining this country/.

Federal Carbon Tax takes effect 01 April and that’s no joke.

“But its Carbon Neutral” they said. Hahahahahahahaahahaahahahaha

a close up of text on a black background: The Liberals say average households will come out ahead in its plan to levy a carbon tax and provide direct rebates to consumers in the provinces and territories that don't have a carbon-pricing plan. Conservatives say it will make everything more expensive, while the NDP and Greens say it won't get Canada to its emissions targets.Confused. And the Greens and NDP want to increase it more and more and more. Destroy the economy no doubt.

“Families will get a rebate” they said, Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

“And come out a head of the game,” they said. Hahahahahahahahahahaha

So, if it is revenue neutral, and families will be a head of the game, then why bother bringing this tax in at all? To screw the middle class…of course.

See the source imageHahahahahahahaha, I told them…hahahahaha….that it was revenue, hahahahahaha neutral Gerry. Revenue neutral. That did it Gerry. Hahahahahahaha. Canadians are soooo stupid and smug. Hahahahaha. Oh how I love being me. Tomorrow, I am going to be a Sikh. Yessssss.

And in typical Liberal-speak…..well, it’s not a tax. It’s a levy. Hahahahahahahaha…..

Bahahahahahahahahaha.

Oh and get this. Victoria pays the highest for fuel in North America. $1.44.9 a litre. Soon to rise again. We are closing in on Europe. And the Greens and NDP say it is not enough.

CANADIANS, BC…………………….WAKE UP. You / we are getting screwed because not a single dime of this tax, levy is going to save the planet or improve our infrastructure. It is going into General Revenue, which means…in typical liberal-speak…that we are screwed. Bigly!

The planet needs saving alright. From the stupidity of our so called leaders.

“Everything progressives touch they destroy.” Cicero, 443 BC!

More typical Liberal-speak. Re: Carbon Tax.

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As of today (Climate Barbie), it’s no longer free to pollute anywhere in Canada. Canadians understand that climate change is real and they want us to act. That’s why we’re putting a price on pollution and working with Canadians to make life more affordable. …..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

That (above) has to be the oxymoronic statement of the year so far. Barbie, C02 is not a pollutant. Saying so just shows how bloody stupid and ignorant you and your policies are. And quit wrapping your dumb policies in the Canada Flag.

Happy April Fools Day. Only in Canada, every day is April Fools Day.

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Have a great Navy Day

 

SJ……….………………………Out