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Takin Care of Business…Every Day!

Just in from Bloomberg:

The US is warning countries to stay clear of Huawei.

Of course Canada being so smug and so righteous about that evil doom slayer Trump that they welcome Huawei into their companies and homes. “Oh we know better so bring in your poor, your downtrodden, your dispossessed, your filthy rich bastards and we will welcome Huawei with open arms because that dastardly Trump is bad, bad, baaaad, I tells ya. He is evil… eeevil the weevil!

Don’t know about you but would you trust any high tech company whose name you cannot pronounce? Or a Chinese company that promotes “Gutter Oil,” China’s big oil conglomerate?:

See the source image                                                   Asian fusion “Gutter Oil.” Sweet and sour. Your choice. Straight out of the Chinese gutter. Also known as sewer shyte in North America. Tasty!

As the name suggests their high tech cooking oil:

See the source imageTaking gutter oil well, out of the gutter. From the gutter straight on to your plate:

Mmmm, yummy.See the source image                  I’ll never eat Chinese again.

Yeah this is more like it. From England…Fatburgers:

See the source imageWould you like fries with that. Looks and feels like my arteries

From the world has gone mad file comes this:

Actress Kate Hudson is raising her daughter as genderless. She has decided to name “it” Eunice. She is hoping that her next “it” will be a genderless “it with a dik” whose name will be Eunick, the “it dik” brother to his “it dickless” sister (I can’t make this up).

Woman’s humiliating job interview goes viral. Say what? She is pissed off that she got the job. “I was humiliated I tells ya. I dearly wanted to become a victim and that ass hole of an employer had the gonads to actually hire me. I feel, I feel…oh I don’t know…I feel…well..employed, violated. I guess that would be the right word here. It is a terrible feeling.”

“MoiAussie,” the French “MeToo” organization nodded their heads in agreement.

Duchess Meghan saved from a major fashion mishap. Headline? Why? Was she caught outside wearing clothes?

I can’t believe this is news!

US cities as cold as the Arctic. An Australian inferno. The UK covered in snow. Oh the horror of it all.

It’s only one month into 2019 and meteorologists are already talking in superlatives as extreme weather patterns have brought cities and towns across the globe to a standstill.

My superlative? Great!

Again, lets scare the beejeezus out of everybody. It is called winter in the Northern Hemisphere and summer in the Southern Hemisphere.

So fear not. It is only weather.

Insurance companies are purposely spreading doom and gloom and scary pictures of weather Armageddon. Why? So they can charge exorbitant rates for house insurance. It is a global scam…er… business now. And if the big (insert catastrophic event here) occurs they, the insurance companies, can immediately declare bankruptcy so that the average Joe and Josephine are hooped yet again. “Just takin care of business is all” a  genderless spokes- prick was heard to comment.

“Where is my yellow vest honey? And my shotgun!”

This guys kills me:

See the source image  Singh can’t sing.

I do not know about you but do you see the similarity here? A twin maybe?

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And speaking of employment, another great song from a great Canadian band.

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ……………………………….Out

Just a Regular Guy

Hey, this headline from Toronto’s Sunnybrook Hospital caught my eye:

“Take a ‘Movement Break’ For Better Health.”

Of course my juvenile sense of humour kicked in almost immediately until I read the article to find out that they were referring to exercise as in…walking. Get off your butt and move regularly for better health.

Perhaps, but a strong movement break is exercise enough and one of life’s simple pleasures. Because when you gotta go you gotta go. Everything else is irrelevant. Just ask Einstein about his “Theory of Irrelativity.” Space and the time is all you need if you are constipated. And let’s not even talk about that. That is hard core exercise to be sure.

Enough of that. It’s Friday so let us see what kind of useless fluff is making the news today:

Meghan Markle’s new car is awesome:

See the source imageThe new Tesla.

Meghan’s new hairstyle is one we didn’t see coming. And this is news why??

She copied it from her role model. The Obama Bun!

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Or maybe this guy:

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New Paleo Soup is hearty and promises to keep you warm all night.

Slide 1 of 14: When you're sticking to a paleo diet, you need some go-to soups to help you meal prep like a pro. With these delicious and hearty soups like chili, cauli soup, and pizza-inspired soup, you'll hardly feel like you're dieting at all. For more paleo ideas, check out these paleo lunch ideas.Problem is you wake up looking like a paleotologist. Or maybe one of these guys:

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Come to Chicago they said. The view of Lake Michigan is to die for:

Love this. What was that old Nazi saying? If you propagate the lie long enough it becomes the truth:

  • Gov. Andrew Cuomo told reporters that New York did not have hurricanes in the past.
  • Cuomo also said Buffalo did not get 7 feet of snow, saying such events were part of a “new reality.”
  • However, Cuomo is absolutely incorrect on both those counts.

Notwithstanding:

New York has experienced dozens of hurricanes in the past 200 years, and there are even records of major storm strikes before 1800.

While this winter has been snowy in Buffalo, that’s nothing new. The city has broken multiple daily snowfall records this season and is within 6 inches of breaking the snowfall record for January — that honor is currently held by January 1977 with 68.3 inches.

But Canadians being so smug…the smuggest nation on the planet…that no matter what the science and weather is telling them…it cannot be true as it doesn’t fit the narrative so we welcome the new Carbon Tax. Tax, tax and more tax for we are the most taxing people on earth, don’t you know?

And this from the “Don’t You Know” file:

Most people think that Hurricane Katrina was the worst disaster to have occurred in the US and is further proof that Climate Change is real.

Well, they would be wrong. The Galveston Hurricane of 1900 was the worst natural disaster to have befallen the US…E.V.A.H. Check it out.

From the ratest Japanese Canadian Newspaper comes this bit of news:

“Tludeau wants to implument a guarlanteed wage for aurr Canadians.” I am sure that this will be an erection (sic) prank in his next campaign.” says a plominent Japanese leploter

They tlied this in Finland and it was a complete failure. Why? The Finlish government could not flind anyone to lun the ploglamme.

When I can’t go I think of this song:

Have a great weekend.

Read ya Monday.

 

SJ…………………………………Out

Ccccccccold Outside.

Seems it is really cold in the Midwest of Canada and the US. New terms coming up like “Frost Quake,” “Shiver Me Timbers,” and “Baby its F*&kin Cold Outside.” Bring it on. Seems the global warming crowd is all in a tizzy fit over this one. This is God’s way or Gaia’s way of saying: “so you think you can control the weather do you?” Even Al Gore is non plussed about all of this.

See the source imageIt’s Trump’s fault.

An irate Chicagonian on his commute to work today:

Finally:

See the source imagePeople, wake up to the global warming / climate change scam. Trudeau’s Carbon Tax is not going to make one bit of difference. It is a tax scam. Don’t be duped.

Meanwhile in Mill Bay:

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From the “How I love Tofu file” comes this:

Disgusted by food? Well someone somewhere did a poll so you don’t have to. The results are in. And who did the poll:

“We polled some of those insiders—people who know the business and work daily to evict pesticides, genetically modified organisms, animal cruelty, social injustice, and unhealthy foods from the food supply—to find out what they know about the dark side of “convenience” foods and what they will eat. Take note so you, too, can avoid the worst of what grocery stores have to offer.”

No bias here.

And the public reaction to this poll:

Even Steven Harper hates this new Canadian Food Guide!

And the results of this poll?

See the source imageDarn, wrong result.

From the “why is this news file?” comes this little bit of fluff:

“Meghan Markle Looks Incredible in a Black Pleated Dress and Givenchy Coat for Her ACL Visit”

My knees would go out too.

 

Oh yeah? Take that will ya:

NATO Secretary-General Jens Stoltenberg gestures during media statements in Bucharest, Romania, Wednesday, Jan. 30, 2019. Stoltenberg urged Russia to respect a major Cold War-era missile treaty saying its missiles are nuclear capable and could reach European cities. (AP Photo/Vadim Ghirda)Oooooo. NATO Chief says “China must treat arrested Canadians fairly.” Check out the subliminal message from his finger!

Ottawa may have overpaid Trans Mountain Pipeline by $1B. No, Canada overpaid by $4.6B and it will get worse if Tru-dope sells it to the First Nations for another $4.6B. Hey but the Trans Community has Trudeau’s back on all of this:

See the source image“We have his butt…er back on this for sure”

Another one bites the dust:

“Montreal’s all-electric, app-based taxi service, Téo Taxi, has reached the end of the road. After a failed cash call last week, and suspicions that Taxelco (Téo Taxi’s parent company) would be placing itself under protection of the Bankruptcy and Insolvency Act, Téo has finally announced that it will cease its operations. François Bonnardel, Quebec’s Transport Minister, has called the Téo Taxi business model “broken,” according to the Gazette.”

Not to worry. Trudeau will bail you out because it is a business that is “too French to fail!

Song of the day. Appropriate I would think by Cold Play.

Makes me think of this:

See the source imageThe new flavoured yellow snow cone. Have fun Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, the Maritimes and most of the US states.

Do they eat yellow snow in Europe? Perhaps my European friends could answer this important question in the “Leave a Comment” section at the top left of this page.

My quote of the week.

” If things are good in moderation then they must be great in excess!”

Have a great Navy day

 

SJ……………………………..Out

They Said, They Said

Come to Canada, they said.

Come to Niagara Falls they said. You’ll have a great time they said. Bring your skates they said!

Come to Canada they said. You will love it they said. A winter wonderland they said.

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I said.

Polar Vortex? Get used to it they said. It’s the new normal they said. Oh you mean like winter in Canada I said.

Polar Vortex? Oh you mean “Baby its Cold Outside”

Polar Vortex? A new age fancy dancy expression meaning you’ll freeze your bollocks off.

Hey it’s winter in Canada people.

Some scenes here:

See the source image A Canadian winter smile                          What’s a polar vortex? Global what????????????????????????

Montreal! Hallelujah!

Zombie snowmen!

Come to Canada they said.

See the source imageYou will love it!

And here in Mill Bay, BC, Canada:

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Hey, but we don’t have to shovel it.

Baby its damn cold outside. East of here that is. East of Mill Bay.

 

Have a great Navy day.  Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

 

SJ…………………………………Out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Madness

It is a Mad,Mad,Mad world out there:

Truth be damned if it doesn’t fit the narrative:

“The cynical part of me wonders if this bankruptcy (California’s Utility Company) is conveniently timed given the number of lawsuits that have been filed against the company in the aftermath of the Camp Fire, the deadliest in California’s history.

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As previously noted, various folks attempted to tie the fires to climate change. However, it’s been proven that downed power lines started the fire. Yet that hasn’t stopped the climate change idiots from saying stuff.”

If you have Earthquake Insurance and the “big one” really comes just see how fast these insurance companies file for bankruptcy!

Meanwhile, California State lawmakers partayed in Maui whilst these fires raged.

See the source imageHalloween in Lahaina, Maui

Moonbat (California) politicians in “white face.” Ooops, cultural appropriation. They’re really black.

MONTREAL — An aspiring Montreal comedian has been told he cannot take part in shows at a university bar because his dreadlocks are a form of cultural appropriation.

Hey, what about my brush cut! Cultural appropriation of a “Dork

APA now says masculinity is harmful to society!…………eegads. Okay, get rid of men altogether and see where that takes ya.

Buying a woman a drink is now assessed as sexual harassment! Har ass or my ass. Sexual my ass. She is just thirsty.

The problem is not toxic masculinity. It is the lack of masculinity.

Gillette is laughin all the way to the bank.

Gawd I need a shave! And I have to cut these dreadlocks!

See the source imageWho me?                                            Our future is in his hands.

Most profound comment of the week: First Muslim Congresswoman Rashinda Tlaib: “We’re Going to Go In There and Impeach The Motherfucker.”…Nice. This follows Robert De Niro’s profound comment at a recent awards show: Trump? Go F&%k yourself…..also nice.  This from our profound leaders of today and so called role models.

Bob Rae ( a Canadian political has-been) equates the yellow vest movement to a bunch of Brown-Shirts (Hitler’s personal army). Of course he would. He is one of Canada’s elite so changing the status quo or undermining a popular movement such as the yellow vests impacts his sense of entitlements and well being on the Canadian governmental tit.

Three words Disney employees are not allowed to say:

“Go ……. Yourself”

…..Smile Sweeties…this is the crappiest…er happiest place on earth

a person posing for the camera: Disney-employees                                                                  The world is my oyster…er toilet me stinks!

It is a mad,mad,mad world out there.

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ…………………………………………out.