People! It’s So Manly

This just in from a UN speech writer:

“Stercore Foraminis” is a Latin expression meaning shit-hole

Thinking of placing this Latin verse above the doors leading into the UN’s General Assembly.

On another note.

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After listening to our Prime Minister – yes Trudeau – in all of his socking glory to ban the use of the word “man” from the Canadian lexicon, I thought of this:

Only in Canada this becomes this:

Mankind                      becomes                           People-kind

Peter Mansbridge    becomes                           Peter Peoples-bridge

Man eaters                  becomes                           Purple People-eaters

Manipulate                 becomes                           People-pulate

Manitoba                     becomes                           People-toba

Man oh Man              becomes                            People – oh – People (Sermon on the Mount)

Hey Man                      becomes                           Yo people

Manager                      becomes                           People-er

Mandate                      becomes                           People-date

Mandatory                 becomes                           People-datory

Mandala                      becomes                           People – dala

Manhattan                 becomes                           People – hattan

Manhole                     becomes                            People – hole (Peep Hole for short)

Well, you get the picture. Anyone caught using the word “man” in any form, connotation, singularly or in a compound way, etc.. will be brought up in front of the Canadian Hu-People Rights Commission – People oh People….Wake up. We do have an imbecile for a Prime Minister!

Hey, Blame Margaret

 

Song of the day dedicated to Prime Minister Trudeau:

Happy Friday. Read ya Monday.

SJ………………………………..Out

Underneath God’s Light

From the MSN deception file comes this:

It seems Brad Pitt is in a spot of car trouble. Seems his Tesla rear ended a Nissan, probably a Leaf, that ran into a pick-up truck. Who won this battle of the Electric Vehicles (EVs)?  Why the gas guzzling truck of course. Nada scratch on her. But the headline reads:

“Brad Pitt Causes Chain Car Crash.” A two car EV fender bender? A chain car crash? Are you kidding me? No, no, no, this is a chain car crash:

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Hey, is that Brad down there in the blue shirt? Lost a bit of hair no doubt. And gained weight. But then the story spends the rest of the time – about 95% of the article – telling us about Brad’s personal life…who cares?………………….Geesh.

This is way over the top: Taylor Swift spends $50B buying apartment blocks somewhere in NYC. Wow. We should be so lucky. Hopefully this latest string of real estate deals will keep her sooooo busy that we won’t have to listen to her sing anymore. One can only hope.

This just in from Ontario PC leadership race: Christine Elliott has the support of the PC Caucus:

Ontario Progressive Conservative leadership candidate Christine Elliott has the early lead when it comes to support from the PC caucus. Elliott lost to former party leader Patrick Brown in 2015.

I can see why!

Jared Fogle – remember him? The Subway pitch man – is hoping to have his case reviewed stating that the judge was biased. She preferred MacDonald’s! Looking at Jared it would appear that the Subway diet isn’t quite what it used to be:

a man standing in front of a crowd: Jared Fogle enters the Birch Bayh Federal Building and United States Courthouse for sentencing, Thursday, November 19, 2015.

Hold the mayo!

More on Elizabeth May, The Green Party Leader of One…herself…and the investigation of her bad behaviour:

“At the very time that I am pressing the council and staff to start setting aside money for the 2019 election campaign, I have asked for expenditures that will run in the tens of thousands of dollars,” Ms. May wrote in the fundraising email. “If you can manage a donation at this time, it would certainly be appreciated. I truly regret this situation and its impact on the party.”

Are you kidding me? She makes, what? $200K plus per year and she is asking us to crowd fund her investigation of herself? There is a reason you call yourself the Green Party as in green-backs……and we’re not idiots like this guy below…………Geesh.

I am ashamed to call myself a Canadian these days (Italics mine) – Thanks to Small Dead Animals for this:

Canada has no core values or core identity;

Immigrants make better Canadians than Canadians themselves;

The Budget will balance itself – with the help of my selfies;

Refugees are ISIS terrorists;

ISIS are refugees that need to be integrated;

Castro was a great man and a dear friend of Canada;

Because diversity is our strength;

Refugees, including returning ISIS Canadians, receive 3600 per month;

Veterans receive??????????????????

Sheer’s, the US Medic who was killed by Khadr, wife and kids received nada;

Terrorists are just misunderstood and should be welcomed by all Canadians;

Canada is the world’s first Post Nation State;

I admire China and their dictatorship;

$10.5M to Omar Khadr – a convicted terrorist but a true Canadian hero. Just like Louis Riel – a convicted murderer and delusional madman.

$30M given by Trudeau to 3 Canadians of Syrian roots who were detained in Syria;

$2.6B… that’s right “Billion…” given by Trudeau to the UN’s Climate Change fund;

Nada to Canadian veterans: “We just cannot afford to give our veterans any more;”

Terrorists will not lose their Canadian citizenship;

Calling “Honour Killing” barbaric is barbaric as it raises some people’s hackles; yeah the “honor killing” killers;

 

And on and on and on it goes………………………..People….WAKE UP. We are slowly losing our country to an idiot.

 

Prayer of the day: Please Lord, give us back songs and artists like this and we’ll give you back Taylor Swift:

https://youtu.be/rX6D14Z3J3c

Have a terrific Thursday.

 

 

SJ……………………………………..Out

 

 

Oxy-Morons

Liz May has hired an investigator to come and look into those alleged – there is that word again – complaints from her staff that she is caustic, a bully, and harasser. No way says she. So she has put the word out there to all of her supporters to send her money so she can pay for the investigation.

Paying someone to investigate herself? Well we all know the conclusions to that investigation. No story here folks, move on. And her crowd funding move? One must think her supporters are stupid greenies if they fall for that one. See how she laughs. “Lady Madonna, children at your feet. Look at how the greenie chant will make ends meet.” Hahahahahahahahahahahahah…or something like that.

Trolling for donations for her investigation. See even she finds that hilarious. And how can one be a leader of one? Who is there to lead? Yourself? Leader of the Green Party? Now that is an oxymoronic statement, don’t ya tink?

Speaking of leadership. Here is Ms Elliott.  She ran against Patrick Brown for the Ontario PC Leadership. And lost. She was Jim Flaherty’s wife. I would have voted for her. Too bad the dumb conservatives elected Brown. But that is the Conservative way. Put in losers – Hudak, Tory, comes to mind – and, and, and….well….lose.

Hope she wins this time. I doubt it though. PCs will go for some other loser. The Millennial “half of the brain trust” will elect Princess Mulroney because, well you know, she has nice legs. The other half will remain in the basement.

Wynne will win in June. You heard it here first.

 

Then again, Ontario’s Liberals standby candidate accused of and reprimanded for bad, inappropriate conduct. Allegations again? No way. Only male PCs are shamed or reprimanded. All of the Alligators know that. This though is the Liberal way. They can, and they know it, that they can do anything to a gullible, naïve public – and still win bigly.

Just look at those smiling faces.

Ontarians….hahahahahah…you’re so screwed…..hahahahaha… we love being us…hahahahahahah. We’re the Ontario Liberal Party cock-us…and you’re not! Come to think of it why aren’t more women politicians upset at that word – Caucus? Hmmm? Just saying.

And then there is this guy:

Well I checked it out – so you don’t have to. Merriam says: Mankind: “the human race, human beings – collectively speaking, as in wo…man, and man…not men or women but man and wo…man – mankind.” Get it? Whereas Peoplekind? No such word. It doesn’t exist. Much like our PM’s brain and Elizabeth May’s judgement. No wonder he…Trudeau…likes that word. He can just make it up. Just like the budget or his foreign policy. It’s so, well so…so transparent man.  All the parents of trannies went into a rage over that last statement.

Peoplekind? Sounds like a theme park to me where pseudo adults like Trudeau can bring out their child-like impulses and never grow up.

Today, I am ashamed of being a Canadian

Thus just in from the Moonbat State:

The oxymoronic Feminist Business School, founded by Evergreen State College graduate Jennifer Armbrust, teaches that capitalism is an “economy that values masculine traits” such as “meritocracy,” “competition,” and “individualism.” The California-based site recently launched two more online courses to coach aspiring businesswomen on how to “topple the patriarchy” and promote a more “feminist economy.” Like…tampons for everyone in… Peoplekind…………Geesh!

Leftist Beta Males, as compared to Righteous Alfa Males, complain that the  movie “12 Strong” promotes toxic masculinity. Is there any other kind? This from those same dudes, and I use that word loosely, who complained that the movie Dunkirk was bad as there were no women or people of colour in it. Peoplekind you mean? Too bad. No we’d prefer “Pee Wee’s Great Adventure!”

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Halifax’s 1917 explosion didn’t go far enough. Halifax’s Council votes to remove the statue of Cornwallis, the city’s founding father, to appease First Nation sensitivities. The town of Cornwallis is next. Then Halifax as well. Then St John, St John’s for it nasty Christian connotations don’t you know. And on and on it will go. I’m getting out of “Dodge” and moving to Hungary with its beautiful city of Budapest. It is time that we took our country back.

First Nations? Either join us as Canadians “First” or get off the money pot and form your own national governance structure in this country but without the multi-billion dollar largesse that you receive from us every year. Leave us alone and we’ll leave you alone. And why oh why do we cave to activists who demand we change our ways but who will never accept the Canadian way of life? I am not racist or a bigot. I am one pissed off Canadian who is tired of the gift that keeps on giving. That’s my rant.

Song of the day:

Have a wonderful Wednesday

 

SJ……………………………….Out of here.

 

 

 

 

“Coo Day Tat”

Maldives Coup D’etat: What! Why?

BBC reports that the beautiful Maldives are under siege by the local army dudes. Wait a minute. They have an Army? But they’re going to be underwater right? Soon! The UN says so. So why the army? Seals perhaps. I can see that, but grunts??

We just want to ensure our water rights are upheld and not lost

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Maldives army recruits learning to do the “Crawl” with full army load. “It’s so exciting. We’ll be issued with scuba tanks next. But it’s a one shot only issue.” one recruit was heard to say….Geesh.

This just in: Perks of the Royal Family! Like, we want to know…right?

Slide 7 of 15: Queen Elizabeth prefers to be woken up by Scottish bagpipes. A piper plays under her window each morning from 7 a.m. to 9 a.m.Slide 5 of 15: Prince Charles and Duchess Camilla’s clothes are not allowed to be cleaned in washing machines—everything is hand washed. When they sent their clothing away to be cleaned, they found that some items of clothing were kept as souvenirs.

Funny hats of course, and they don’t wash….honestly.

Insane man!

Slide 6 of 15: Prince Charles enjoys cheese and biscuits at the end of many of his meals. Since he’s particular about everything, he insists that they be a certain temperature. The staff keeps a warming pan just to make sure they are hot enough for his liking. (The royal family is <a href='https://www.rd.com/culture/royal-family-autograph-ban/'>not allowed to give out autographs for this very important reason</a>.)You bet. Even this guy finds it funny…our future King. Yup…big laugh there. “What’s for breakfast?”

New Netflix show….”Altered Carbon” a Sci-Fly story:

There are a lot of serious topics covered in Altered Carbon, a new science fiction series from Netflix. The show touches on income inequality and classism. It delves into misogynistic power structures and the nature of identity. It touches on just how much of our morality is driven by the fact that we die and what might happen if death suddenly stopped being an endpoint and, instead, became a minor stopgap in an ultimately immortal life. It even touches on environmental issues in a few sidelong glances…..AND THAT IS WHY I WILL NEVER WATCH IT!

A man’s snowmobile! Sorry to all you “Prius” owners out there.

Nissan 370Zki concept

 

I will be setting up a new separate page here soon to promote my new first effort book. It is called: KUROFUNE: THE BLACK SHIPS – A Novel of World War II. It is now on Kindle as an eBook.

Check this Rare Earth song out. Great band from the 70s.

https://youtu.be/rX6D14Z3J3c

Have a terrific Tuesday.

SJ…………………………………………Out.

Bad Seed

This just in from a friend. Love him or hate him but this is great.

Can’t argue with that guy.

Oh yeah, and another bit of truth. Thanks Gord.

Lets have another look at one of Trudeau’s mandate letters:

Develop a strategy that aims to create a single online window for all government services.

Bahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahaahah

Oh you mean Service Canada? Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

If you are an old fart like me Service Canada will let you apply for OAS and CPP. But that’s it buddy. Tax problem? Forget it. Unemployment? Forget it. Passport? Forget it. Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Business development? Well you get the picture…..People? Wake up.

 

Elizabeth May, Leader of the 1 seat Green Party apparently, er allegedly, went on a verbal rampage with her staff.  Left some with traumatically stress it would seem. Resign? Nope. Double standard. Yup. Hypocrisy? You bet. But Elizabeth May is soooo, sooooo, soooo….sooooo what? someone was heard to say. Sooo, 1920s!

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Meanwhile Justin Timberlake incensed Janet Jackson fans when he included the song the two sang during Nipplegate at his Super Bowl LII halftime set on Sunday.

“I love watching Janet Jackson songs,” one incensed fan was heard to say.

“You mean listening to her songs don’t you?”

“She sings??”

Grammatical mistakes that instantly reveal someone’s ignorance:

“Hey Yo” Its hear now dude” C’mon!….Geesh.

Hey: What happens when banks lose your money? That’s easy. They charge you a finder’s fee of course.

 

Have a happy Monday.

 

 

SJ…………………………………….Out.