Canada’s Rocket Man

Warning: Liberal-speak incoming

“Today, we introduced the Canadian Space Launch Act. This legislation will deliver sovereign space launch capabilities to Canada and help create a new $40 billion space launch industry in Canada. We’ve reached the moon, but now we can launch Canadian rockets from home.” so says MP McKinnon
Canada’s latest space launching pad in Nova Scotia:
Marie Lumsden
Site consists of a gravel road, two sea cans and a concrete pad to be rented at $50,000 per day for 10 years.
I kid you not. This piece of land shyte is costing taxpayers $50,000.00 PER Effin Day. And who uses it?
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“We will make Canada strong” so says our Prime Minister.
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“Because relying on the US for anything is our greatest weakness and existential threat, don’t ya know. Those dastardly Americans. We’ll show them.”
Yes, those dastardly Americans.
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Drat! Eh Snidely?
So, let me get this straight. Would you rather have this Canada?
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Or be part of this?
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Artemis II
Me thinks central and eastern Canadians will want the former.
Oh, and by the way:
But…but…the US is Canada’s existential threat…don’t ya know.
And we are stuck with him until October 2029…YIKES! Probably longer.
I wish central and eastern Canadian voters would wake up to the fact that this emperor has no clothes.


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Go Woke Young Man

Target…..Target….Target

Wearing uniforms of silk, coloured in the form of green relish, accessorized by helmets of natural camouflage, our Canadians soldiers are out on a hike set against the blindness of brilliant whiteness. Relish the thought.

Also in Canada:

Museums Too Colonial: Feds

Museums are too “colonial” and must educate Canadians on “climate change, equity, diversity and inclusion,” says a Department of Canadian Heritage report. Traditional exhibits are too mainstream and fail to “take into consideration important societal shifts,” it said: “For many years museums have decided what to acquire, what to exhibit and whose stories to tell.”

Fast forward two years. Attendance at all Canadian museums plummet to record lows. Many are being forced to close unless federal financial assistance is forthcoming immediately. And like Canada’s military it is:

Go woke and go broke

In order to combat systemic racism in our military and Canadian heritage, new recruits and museum staff will have to be people of colour. Whitey need not apply.

And this just in:

Canadian military to allow skirts and hair coloring for soldiers

Changes to the dress code were long overdue, the authorities say
Canadian military to allow skirts and hair coloring for soldiers

Canada has introduced changes in the nation’s military dress code, allowing service members to have long nails, face tattoos, and to dye their hair. The new rules also permit men to wear skirts, as long a they’re relish in colour and texture. Male soldiers will also be permitted to accessorize with REAL camouflage helmets.

According to an FAQ released by the Canadian military on Tuesday, the dress code revision was long overdue, but the changes were not made lightly. “The appearance of the Canadian Armed Forces (CAF) has not kept pace with the Canadian society which it serves,” the document reads.

The CAF says the purpose of the reform, which will come into effect in September 2022, is to make the rules more inclusive and gender-neutral.

Fast forward a few years. Recruitment into the Canadian Armed Forces has plummeted. Numbers are the worst that have been seen since conscription was introduced into Quebec during the Second World War. To combat these low numbers recruitment Officers and staff will be present at all Drag Queen story times for children across the country.

There is definitely no life like it.

By the way, the Canadian military, just like Justin Trudeau, is the laughing stock on the international stage.

Only in Canada you say? Shitty!

Committee Urges Tax Hikes

Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland must “close the growing income gap” with new taxes in her March 28 budget, says a Commons finance committee report. The income gap is not in fact growing, according to Bank of Canada figures: ‘It has been relatively stable over the last 25 years.’

You see, they’re laughing at us stupid Canadians.

Canada’s new national anthem:

Oh, and to ensure divershity and inclusivity, Heritage Canada has put out this version:

Relish the thought.


How did it happen? The Silicon Valley Bank Collapse.

We are all doomed.


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Numb-Skulls

President Biden went for a colonoscopy Friday and his doctor pronounced his brain is fine.

I always knew that President Joe Biden had shit for brains. His doctor confirmed it.

And

President Biden appeared to have a “Ron Burgundy” moment Tuesday while reading a speech about gas prices off a Teleprompter.

Biden was compared to the fictional newscaster from the movie “Anchorman” when he recited the words “end of quote” after referencing a statement from the CEO of Walmart.

One person was heard to say: “I don’t mind President Ron Burgundy at all.”

We’re no longer Canada but Can’t ada. We can’t do anything under these Covid rules. People are losing their rights under a Charter of Rights and Freedoms that under Trudough means nothing.

And this was done 42 years ago. I would never have thought something like this came out as parody is now policy of the political correct imbeciles that we have leading us now:

Weird but true…unfortunately…this is what we have become.

Is this my country?

It was the most bizarre or worse throne speech I have ever heard. Justin’s Metis Governor General started by stating the speech was given on stolen land. And she made a point of saying it wasn’t symbolism, that it really is stolen land. She continued about unmarked graves and other Indian issues. Most of the speech seemed to be in French or dead Indian languages.  Trudough’s priorities are making companies across Canada provide French language services – yet Quebec is exempt from providing English services, more global warming scams and taxes, more free stuff for indigenous peoples, free babysitting, and hand gun bans, which have been in forces since 1932,  and of course a ban on conversion therapy yet a parent has no rights to a conversion of his son or daughter to the opposite sex.

Not any more.

SJ….Out

 

 

 

Simon Says

See, even the Pope is in on the “New World Order” act:

“I would like to repeat what the Doctrine of the Church says about this: When we acknowledge international organisations and we recognise their capacity to give judgment, on a global scale – for example the international tribunal in The Hague, or the United Nations. If we consider ourselves humanity, when they make statements, our duty is to obey. It is true that not all things that appear just for the whole of humanity will also be so for our [Vatican] pockets, but we must obey international institutions. That is why the United Nations were created. That’s why international courts were created.”

Hmmm? Scary. I am an avowed Catholic but I cannot support anything this Pope says.

Follow da money or: something stinks in Denmark Othello:

Media didn’t disclose doctor’s $2M in Pfizer funding in coverage promoting child vaccination.

Why would you vaccinate 5 – 11 year old’s who science has said are not vulnerable to Covid. They keep telling us to follow the science. Well okay I will and I feel that the risk to vaccinate these youngsters is just too great.

I will keep asking this question as it makes no sense to me. Why are vaccinated people so uptight and pathologically scared of people who are not vaccinated? If you are vaccinated then you are protected from dying of the Covid virus. It is the unvaccinated who are at risk, not the vaccinated, according to the science. And why do we have to keep wearing a mask and social distancing, cannot congregate indoors, etc, if we have been vaccinated? And why do we have to have a booster shot? And why is BC trying to get to zero Covid. It is impossible. When will this madness end?

Something stinks in BC Virginia

Remember, flatten the curve? 70% vaccinated will give us herd immunity? Then 80% now its 100%? They do not know. I am vaccinated but I will not get the booster one or booster two…or three…or four.

Since when can a government dictate what you put in your own body? And don’t give me “for the public good” crap. That same argument was used by Hitler on his persecution of the Jewish people. Or by eugenics proponents to sterilize mentally handicapped children.


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If Trudeau can’t find it in him to raise the flag by Rem Day, he needs to go. Sometimes, purely symbolic issues really do matter. And this is one of them. he needs to stop dragging a great country behind his sad little one-man cortege.

Agree.

Coming to you from some west coast masculinity city.

I am a man…yes I am.

SJ…Out

Nowhere Man

Well, what do ya know. Trudeau loves Quebec and believes that Canada belongs to Quebec and that only the good Prime Ministers come from Quebec.

Time to get rid of this clothes-less emperor.

Hey what about Borden, King, Pearson Justinian. Don’t they rate in the 20th Century.

With that hair and pencil moe etc, doesn’t he remind you of one of these guys…..Anonymous!

See the source imageI love being me.

Well now, an anarchist if I ever saw one. With his Carbon tax, he surely is.

Put that up yer ass and smoke it.

“I did, I did, I did. Indeed I legalized it for all Canadians to see what a joker, er toker I is. When I smoke weird things happen. Like…………..

See the source imageToday I am a Montreal pansy. Tomorrow, Clark Kent and Superman.

See the source imageThen, maybe….maybe….a Sikh:

See the source imageOh, what about a pirate….Yesss:

See the source image“I’ll rob those Canucks. Bleed em dry….Aaaaaaarrrrrgh.”

Hey Gerald? How about us playing Cowboys and First Nations…..eh? Gerald? Gerry? Come out or I’ll kick your poor ass butt.

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Just like his daddy.

Oh I know. how about this:

See the source imagePrime Minister…maybe?

Naw. Toooooo boring.

Enough, I can’t take it anymore.

Perhaps he may be just a bit like you and me?……………………….Naw!

Have a great Canadian Day.

SJ……….……………………………..Out