Category: A Very Short Story

From the Short Story Vault

Nothing Surprises Me

I never ever thought this would happen:

Leunig CANCELLED by The Age over anti-Dan cartoon

Cartoonist fired for making fun of and criticizing government.

Or this headline:

“Saskatchewan sets up COVID snitch line, detainment centres and enforcement team.” Heil!

Bang the drum slowly:

“Quebec wants to fire unvaxxed health care staff, replace them with novices: Alexa Lavoie.”

That should end well. Gee a year ago they were heroes.

Or this:

B.C. health whistleblower says 50% of COVID hospitalizations asymptomatic, unrelated to the virus.

Trudeau will announce a new cabinet shortly:

Hampton Wall Kitchen Cabinets in Medium Oak - Kitchen ...

Should be good and full of nice surprises. Incompetence is the only job pre-requisite.

“Speculation swirls over Alberta’s role in Trudeau’s new cabinet.”

Aah, no it doesn’t cause we don’t give two shytes.

Slow day today.

What’s happening in Europe? Nada ting.

Vaccines are safe and effective. Why? Because big pharma says so. Oh, that makes me feel so much better. We have to vaccinate children under 12. Why? Because big pharma says so. If the vaccine is so good why are vaccinated people so afraid of people who are unvaccinated? Because they can carry the virus and spread it. So? You are vaccinated correct? Yes, so why should you care? The unvaccinated are the ones at risk, not you, unless of course big pharma and our governments have been lying to us.

Everyone will require a booster, and another, and another. Why? Cause big pharma says so.

Makes no sense. Why take the risk in vaccinating children when science proves that they are not vulnerable? After all, the main argument here is that we have to follow the science.

Should it come to pass – say in a five years time – that there’s a spike in leukemia, rare cancers, autoimmune disease or other long term side effects in these children that no one could have foreseen (because no one did long term trials) — what’s the game plan? Just asking.

It is so safe and effective yet Sweden has just banned the use of Moderna for people under 31 and thousands are dying from the vaccines world wide.

Remember the tainted blood scandal? Thalidomide?

Yeah, but it cannot happen here.

It will take two weeks to flatten the curve. Result? Cases spike. But we can all return to normal if everyone would just wear a mask and social distance themselves. Result? Cases spike. We can all return to normal if we would just get vaccinated. Result? Cases spike. We will reach herd immunity if we reach 70% threshold in vaccinations. Result. We really meant 80%. Result? Change that to 90% vaccination rate for herd immunity. Result? Cases spike.

Nobody knows. Just let the virus run its course and be done with it like they are doing in Texas and Florida.

Canadian Freedom Fighters:

Canada’s Freedom Fighters: Canadians Resisting Unconstitutional Lockdowns

Wars and rumours of wars.

Hey but don’t worry bout that asteroid cause we are all vaccinated:

Got that second jab yet?

Have a nice day.

SJ…Out

Disclaimer: I have been vaccinated. That was my choice. I did a cost benefit analysis in that I am 70 years old and I want to travel. Taking the vax without knowing the long term risk was a decision I made. That is what it should be: a personal decision and not a government mandated program.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rules for Thee

Just to note that I have been fully vaccinated but I am becoming more and more distrustful of anything our government says these days – be it Covid or Climate Change:

Neil Oliver hosted a number of PBS programs like “Coast,” a program about the coast of the UK. Great series. He comes with some credibility.

What if we all just refused to show a vaccine passport? What would the government or businesses do? Huh?

But Canadians would never do that because we are conformist sheeple:

There is a video out there on You Tube that asks the question of Black people: what are white people good at? The response from all black responders was a big blank stare. Hmmm, I don’t know….

Well I do:

Being able to talk clearly, think on your feet and put a few sentences together when asked a question.

Let’s see? Hmm. Let me count the ways: penicillin, insulin, polio vaccine, universal standard time, electricity, steam power, the locomotive, airplane, automobile, the assembly line, nuclear energy, leadership in WW1 and 2, the internet, going to the moon….hmmm. What are white people good at? Hmmm. I don’t know. Nothing I guess.

I am white and proud of it. Remember, white is a colour too you know.

The death rates are rising in Europe and the US. Experts are at a loss to know what is going on. Prevalent in the 30-70 age group. Cardiac Arrest being a primary driver. Why? Tucker Carlson had an epidemiologist on his program to discuss. You Tube and twitter banned it.

Madness.

25,000 delegates to the Glasgow COP 26 climate conference in Edinburgh. They are all Covid restrictions exempt which means no Covid negative test required; no proof of vaccine or passport necessary, and no social distancing. I kid you not. Rules are for thee and not for me.

“Well, I dare say that saving our planet is more important than some virus, don’t ya know.”

Perhaps, but when all of the population die I guess climate change becomes a non issue, don’t ya know.

Jay Black, the voice from Jay and the Americans, dead at the age of 82.

Had a great voice.

SJ…Out

 

Shysters

Whatever the government touches turns to shyte. Case in point:

Feds’ firearms buy-back program is 34% over budget, according to Access To Information records. “The government hasn’t bought back a single gun.”

Image

So, what’s happening with Covid then?

Scientists have been trying to fund out how Covid started. Went to the government under an access to information request and received the following:

This newspaper used Freedom of Information rules to obtain a cache of 32 emails about a secretive teleconference between British and American health officials held early in the pandemic

Redaction, redaction, it’s a wonderful thing.

Hmmmm. Interesting. Stats from the UK

And why is she getting in on the act?

Hillary Clinton demands Boris ‘mandate vaccines’ and wants those refusing jabs sacked.

Why is she so adamant about this vaccine?

What on earth is happening?

What on earth indeed:

Save the planet, Boris Johnson... by axeing a farcical summit for the world’s worst hypocrites

Save the planet, Boris Johnson… by axing a farcical summit (COP 26) for the world’s worst hypocrites:

The Cabinet Minister was laughing.

They decided that everyone who attends COP26 in Glasgow had to be driven around by an electric car.

But so many people are coming they’ve realized they haven’t enough charging points.

So they’ve been scrambling to find diesel generators to help boost the capacity.’

A second Cabinet Minister was struggling to find the funny side.

I’m sick of it. Every time I do a speech, they try to slide some more COP nonsense into it.

Something about telling people to do less washing-up, or eat less meat. It’s ridiculous.’

A third Cabinet Minister was simply resigned: ‘COP’s turning into a circus. No 10 are trying to get a grip but it’s spiralling out of control.

They’re saying to foreign governments, ‘Can you keep the size of your delegations to a minimum?’ And they’ll be told, ‘OK, we’ll keep it down to 1,500 people.’ ‘

The UN Climate Change Conference, which opens in Glasgow on Sunday, is supposed to be the event that saves the planet.

But ask anyone in government and they’ll tell you the truth.

Its a farce.

Justin Trudeau, Canada’s woke Prime Minister was asked to comment:

“Well, I hear that the surfing is good in the outer Hebrides regions. Surfs up lads and lassies.

Lassie couldn’t be reached for comment:

What happened to Lassie?

Woof……Woof…..Woof.

Hey, what would happen if everyone who refused a vax got fired?

Decreasing Bankruptcy Bankrupt Board Graphic Svg Png Icon ...

 

Businesses would go bust. So, refuse the vaccine and see what happens.

SJ…Out

Wooley Mammoth

Climate change in the Wooly Mammoth era:

Climate change, not humans, killed off the woolly mammoth, according to a new study from Cambridge University published this week

Climate change killed the Wooly Mammoth.

Says who? Were they there?

That was roughly 12,000 years ago, when the human population was sparse. No one had invented ‘man-made global warming’ back then or the United Nations. Greta was nowhere to be seen or heard.

25,000 delegates will be attending COP 26 in Glasgow without any Covid requirements for tests, mask, vaccs or social distancing. Me thinks COP was responsible for killing off the Wooly Mammoth.

Where are the cops when you need them. Arrest all of these frauds.

Here is a picture of the Wooley Mammoth in all of its glory

Why is a Tory Government determined to make us colder and poorer? Boris Johnson's Green Manalishi manifesto is the longest economic suicide note in history

Soon to become extinct. Just like Canada’s Wooly Mammoth:

Will the real Justin Trudeau please stand up? - iPolitics

Oops sorry. That is a pic of the goddess Shiva. This one:

Watch Justin Trudeau Give His Best Attempt at a Scottish ...

Just before it became extinct due to climate change Canada’s Wooly Mammoth receives a honorary degree in snow boarding with a minor role as a drama queen:

Trudeau walks with 'drag queens' - PressReader

Trudeau with two of his cabinet ministers.

Where are the Cops when you need them?

If the vax is so good then why is it being pushed down our throats?

If renewable energy is so efficient then why are governments and the UN across the world pushing renewables down our throats.

If governments know better then why are we being punished for the use of fossil fuels?

Sad but ironic but guns are non partisan: Alec Baldwin “Discharged” Prop Gun That Killed ‘Rust’ Cinematographer Halyna Hutchins & Injured Director On Set. 

Why do we need a Great Reset? Who says we need a reset? Would you listen to a guy like this that we have to drastically change?:

17 Best images about Laughing good for the soul on ...Even he thinks it is funny.

Oh well. Don’t worry. God is in control of everything.

A word to the wise from Alfred E. Newman ....

What? Me worry?

 

The great reset to defund the police. Cops are in Glasgow:

In a COP world all people are guilty until proven innocent, which is never.

Have a great weekend.

SJ…Out

Oh, I forgot. Yesterday was Trafalgar Day when those dastardly Brits kicked French and Spanish ass during the Napoleonic War thereby saving Europe from the yoke of dictatorship and totalitarianism. Thank God that will never happen again, huh UN?

Napoleonic Wars: Battle of Trafalgar 1805 DOCUMENTARY ...

 

 

Covid and Confused

From stats Canada:

The majority of COVID-19 deaths (approximately 80% during 2020) occurring among adults aged 65 years and older. Both advanced age and underlying chronic diseases and conditions contribute to these severe outcomes. In Canada, 73% of Canadians aged 65 years and older reported having one or more of 10 common chronic diseases. Approximately 90% of COVID-19 related deaths that occurred between March and July 2020 occurred among individuals with pre-existing chronic conditions. Dementia (including Alzheimer disease) was the most common comorbidity listed with COVID-19 on the death certificates of individuals aged 65 years and over. Other common comorbidities included pneumonia, hypertensive diseases and ischemic heart disease. More specifically, 45% of Canadians aged 85 years and over who died from COVID-19 between March and December of 2020 had dementia or Alzheimer disease. However, more than 80% of COVID-19 deaths occurred in long-term care, a setting in which the age profile is older and dementia is common. Interestingly, the number of deaths of people under the age of 65 during the period 2020 – Covid related or not – was slightly higher than the annual averages of all deaths taken each year between 2015 and 2019.

These are numbers that we never hear from from our elected officials.

Does this warrant the complete lockdown of our economies and quality of life? Perhaps it does but places like Florida and Texas think not. They have been open since last March, even earlier. Their numbers are going way down.

As the world is going crazy comes this:

US Department of State celebrates ‘International Pronoun Day’

What the US Department of State’s concern about pronouns has to do with the security of the United States either internationally or at home, or has to do with “advancing the interests of the American people,” is unclear.

So we thought we would ask President Biden for clarification of this important matter:

Looks good for a guy over 150 years old.

Wow!

Have you heard:

Have a nice day.

SJ…Out