Category: A Very Short Story

From the Short Story Vault

Shyte-Hole

Joke of the weak:

“CBC (Canadian Broadcast Corporation) wants to know why young people aren’t watching their programs”

Cause they suck…maybe…just saying.

Watched a CBC show called “The Coroner.” It was diversity, political correctness and virtue signaling on steroids: The Coroner was a single mom raising a gay son whose boyfriend and love interest was an Asian. Her own boyfriend was suffering from PTSD. She suffered from anxiety / panic attacks. Her boss was a highly qualified doctor but a racist old school “pig” and a Christian to boot. The detective that worked with her was Black; the chief of police was an overweight Black woman in a wheelchair and it was filmed in Toronto – the centre of the known diversity universe.

I could not get through the first episode. It was in your face diversity virtue signaling. Highly obvious crap. Not normal. Our CBC at its best.

Hey?

Dem Rep. DeFazio caught on hot mic swearing amid GOP speech: ‘Fu—– a—–‘

Damn!

 

You know the world is in trouble when out leaders listen to and take the word of a savant as gospel:

Greta Thunberg gets a rockstar reception at COP26: Teenage eco-activist arrives by train in Glasgow and is escorted outside by a police guard – as thousands of eco-activists plan to cause chaos at climate summit.

Can’t wait. Go Greta Go.

 

But, but, I thought guns were illegal in Canada?

University VP has extra security on campus after showing solidarity with Indigenous struggle. “linda manyguns” is the associate vice-president of indigenization and decolonization at the university. She is a Blackfoot woman, born on the Tsuut’ina Nation and registered at Siksika Nation in southern Alberta.

In July, manyguns announced she would be using only lower-case letters for her name, in addition to not using capital letters except to acknowledge the Indigenous struggle for recognition and the faact that she has to turn in her many guns. And she can’t spell.

How do you spell leftist? S…H…I…T…H…O…L…E

Long but oh so good:

SJ…Out

Art – Full Dodger

Free pint to anyone who can tell me what the picture behind Trudeau’s mob represents. Naw, didn’t think so. What that picture tells me is that Trudeau intends to maintain his progressiveness for Canada and take us all down a path that no sane Canadian will ever recognize. Why else would he nominate Melanie Joli as our foreign affairs minister or a 33 year old minister to represent seniors??? I have been in many of our embassies world wide and I can tell you that many of the pictures hanging on those walls come from the same artist.

Members of cabinet applaud as Trudeau and Gov. Gen. Mary Simon approach for a photo following a swearing in ceremony at Rideau Hall on Oct. 26, 2021 in Ottawa (Adrian Wyld/CP)

Oh, I know. It is an artist’s rendering and interpretation of a fish entangled in plastic netting, or the morning after a hard night on the political hustings. I am going to be sick.

Headline of the week:

Trudeau’s new cabinet: Serious people in charge of serious files. Are you kidding me?

Others on our embassy walls:

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High on acid (LSD).

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My kid did this one.

Typical Canadian Art

left image shows black and white 2D artwork hung on black and white gallery walls; right image shows a colorful installation of handmade animal sculptures propped up or hung in the space.

Painting of an art gallery (left) in Canada. Notice all of the visitors; painting of a typical Canadian landscape scene (right)??

Trudough and his new climate change minister are off to the Glasgow COP 26 Climate Conference being held in Edinburgh.

The UN says that the world can expect chaos, hunger, famine, pestilence, economic collapse, natural disasters and World Wars…or worse…if the COP 26 manifesto isn’t signed, agreed upon and acted on by all participating nations. COP 26 begins on Halloween:

“SCARY”

I have had enough.

Compact!

Yes they are.

SJ…Out

 

Simon Says

See, even the Pope is in on the “New World Order” act:

“I would like to repeat what the Doctrine of the Church says about this: When we acknowledge international organisations and we recognise their capacity to give judgment, on a global scale – for example the international tribunal in The Hague, or the United Nations. If we consider ourselves humanity, when they make statements, our duty is to obey. It is true that not all things that appear just for the whole of humanity will also be so for our [Vatican] pockets, but we must obey international institutions. That is why the United Nations were created. That’s why international courts were created.”

Hmmm? Scary. I am an avowed Catholic but I cannot support anything this Pope says.

Follow da money or: something stinks in Denmark Othello:

Media didn’t disclose doctor’s $2M in Pfizer funding in coverage promoting child vaccination.

Why would you vaccinate 5 – 11 year old’s who science has said are not vulnerable to Covid. They keep telling us to follow the science. Well okay I will and I feel that the risk to vaccinate these youngsters is just too great.

I will keep asking this question as it makes no sense to me. Why are vaccinated people so uptight and pathologically scared of people who are not vaccinated? If you are vaccinated then you are protected from dying of the Covid virus. It is the unvaccinated who are at risk, not the vaccinated, according to the science. And why do we have to keep wearing a mask and social distancing, cannot congregate indoors, etc, if we have been vaccinated? And why do we have to have a booster shot? And why is BC trying to get to zero Covid. It is impossible. When will this madness end?

Something stinks in BC Virginia

Remember, flatten the curve? 70% vaccinated will give us herd immunity? Then 80% now its 100%? They do not know. I am vaccinated but I will not get the booster one or booster two…or three…or four.

Since when can a government dictate what you put in your own body? And don’t give me “for the public good” crap. That same argument was used by Hitler on his persecution of the Jewish people. Or by eugenics proponents to sterilize mentally handicapped children.

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If Trudeau can’t find it in him to raise the flag by Rem Day, he needs to go. Sometimes, purely symbolic issues really do matter. And this is one of them. he needs to stop dragging a great country behind his sad little one-man cortege.

Agree.

Coming to you from some west coast masculinity city.

I am a man…yes I am.

SJ…Out

Let’s Go Brandon – “F Joe Biden”

I have now heard it all. This from the BBC:

BBC Explains How to Have Carbon Guilt Free Sex.

What is eco-friendly sex?

“For some, being eco-friendly sexually means selecting lubes, toys, bed sheets and condoms that have less impact on the planet,” explains Dr Adenike Akinsemolu, an environmental sustainability scientist from Nigeria.

No mention of 10 foot barge poles. And then there is Lauren:

Lauren lives almost entirely waste-free and, since 2012, has collected anything she hasn’t been able to recycle in a jar.

You won’t find condoms in Lauren’s jar and, as they are the only contraception effective against STIs, she asks all her sexual partners to get tested before sleeping with them or she will put them in her little jar.

You could make a horror film about this premise called “Jar Head.”

Where is my 10 foot barge pole anyway?

Which brings us to this:

The climate impact of reproducing

Which brings us to another point where sex and the environment collide – having children.

According to a 2017 study, living car-free saves about 2.3 tonnes of CO2 a year, while sticking to a plant-based diet saves 0.8 tonnes. By comparison – if you live in the developed world – not having a child saves about 58.6 tonnes per year. And not having sex with Lauren saves another bundle, which brings us full circle to this:

Of course, having the British government BBC, or someone like Lauren, lecture you on the carbon friendly way to have sex probably causes an immediate reaction and reduction of the “problem”, so maybe the issue will not rise to the occasion anyway.. And then:

‘Humans are a mistake’: Why more young women are getting sterilized

A few pics of this breed, er brood, of women:

Rachel Diamond

Rachel Diamond and boyfriend.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Darlene Nickell.I have been traumatized as a child

Good thing your parents didn’t feel the same way.

Lessens the gene pool of the weak.

Great I say. I hope more women do the same thing:

Greta Thunberg thanks birthday well-wishers and says she ...

Nutszo!

Quote of the weak:

“The only pro-business thing Trudeau has ever done in Canada is legalize weed.”

Craziness in a crazy world.

SJ…Out

 

 

 

 

 

No Joke

Truth, Justice and the Canadian way:

Criminal illegal immigrants are flooding into Canada and bringing their firearms and drugs with them. Why?

A man facing 40 months in jail for gun and heroin charges won’t have to serve any of them due to his Metis heritage . This individual was convicted of heroin trafficking and possession of an illegal firearm in 2018, but on appeal the B.C. Appeal Court ruled that the man’s heritage reduced his “moral blameworthiness” (sic) enough to justify skipping a jail sentence.

Wow. Remember, Metis are half breeds. One half is traditionally indigenous while the other half is traditionally French Canadian. In Canada that mix equates to a get out of jail free card and free money.

“Wow,” one illegal half breed immigrant was heard to say. “Life here in Canada is really, really good. Living the hallucinatory dream man, living the hallucinatory dream with no consequences whatsoever. And, with Canada’s lax immigration laws, I’m bringing in all of my extended criminal family just as soon as I find a good BC lawyer. Man, life is really, really good.”

Also, in Canada:

It is perfectly acceptable for Ottawa to bar grant money to non-profits depending on whether they support abortion, according to a new Federal Court decision . In 2017, the federal government required any organization applying for summer jobs program funding to sign an attestation declaring their support for “the right to access safe and legal abortions.” After Toronto’s Right to Life Association brought a court challenge alleging the policy infringed on their religious freedoms, Federal Court Justice Catherine Kane concluded it had, but not enough to matter.

“But, there is no narrative here so move on” so says Canada’s wishy washy justice system. “It is but it isn’t.”

Again in Canada:

In the last parliament Quebecer Steven Guilbeault was the face of Bill C-10, the Liberal’s push to censor the internet harder than any other Western democracy. Now he’s the Environment Minister. Guilbeault becomes the first person in the office to have once been arrested for unfurling a banner from the CN Tower that read “Canada and Bush Climate Killers.”

Who says crime doesn’t pay? This guy is an avowed anti fossil fuel activist with a criminal past. He will do everything in his power to shut down Alberta’s and Canada’s oil and gas industry sector.

My thanks to the National Post’s “First Reading.”

Next up. Victoria changes name to Camosun. Victoria Day is changed to Pierre Elliot Trudeau Day. British Columbia is changed to Columbia Gold or BC Bud.

This is no joke:

The Supreme Court of Canada is ruling this week on whether it was illegal for a Canadian comedian to tell jokes.

I kid you not. Now this is a joke:

Melanie Joli is appointed Canada’s Minister of Foreign Affairs. Canada’s beleaguered senior military staff who were once posted overseas are shaking in the boots over this one. Trudeau was heard to remark. “Just as our budget will balance itself, I have no interest in foreign affairs, unless our senior military staff are involved.”

Lester Pearson is rolling in his grave no doubt.

Only in Canada you say? I want my country back.

To all of Trudeau’s cabinet, especially the 25% from the province of Quebec, I give you this:

SJ…Out