Category: Leadership

Where’s the Beef?

Why do they do this? I was starting to read this article on the internet about the 100 most unhealthy foods. By the end of the article I was starving. Of course all of my major food groups made the list. Like this one:

Unhealthy yes but boy oh boy does it taste gooood.

Slide 8 of 102: Unhealthy Ingredients: Butylated Hydroxytoluene (BHT), Butylated Hydroxyanisole (BHA), refined carbs, added sugarThere’s no sugar-coating it: sugar wreaks havoc on the body. Consuming too much of the white stuff can lead to obesity, which often causes other health problems like diabetes and heart disease. And many cereals pack more sugar into one bowl than you’ll find in a Boston Cream Donut! To make matters worse, many popular varieties like Frosted Flakes and Fruity Pebbles are also laced with Butylated Hydroxytoluene (BHT) or BHA (Butylated Hydroxyanisole), ingredients that are banned in the UK, Australia, New Zealand, Japan, and much of Europe because they are thought to be carcinogenic. You’ll also want to check out the 20 Worst “Healthy” Cereals.Eat This! Instead: Cascadian Farms Chocolate O’s and Nature’s Path Peanut Butter Panda Puffs are both flavor-packed, low-sugar picks that don’t contain any scary chemicals.Froot Loops. After following this strict diet I started to look like this guy:

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U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) arrives to listen to Michael Cohen, the former personal attorney of U.S. President Donald Trump, testify at a House Committee on Oversight and Reform hearing on Capitol Hill in Washington, U.S., February 27, 2019.

How much can you press? Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Wacko thinks she is as strong as a man. She also read the same internet article about food:

“Her latest move has caused some commentators to say that Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Wacko wants to ban hamburgers. Former Trump advisor Sebastian Gorka told the Conservative Political Action Conference last week: “They want to take your pickup truck! They want to rebuild your home! They want to take away your hamburgers! This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved!”

Perhaps not but this guy might be a tad upset:

See the source image“I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”

On another note she used to work at a Taco Stand. Last time I checked Tacos were loaded with hamburger.

Speaking of hamburgers: Where’s the beef?

Man accused of stealing $100,000 in beef tenderloin. One would have to ask the question…why? For his repentance and penance he is now a spokesman for Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Wacko.

Why not just rob a bank?

Speaking of jobs. University of Toronto is offering a free, relaxed, non judgemental hand-job workshop.

I think I’ll sign myself up as a mature student.

And not to be outdone don’t miss the rise and fall of the “Sex Week Symposium” at prestigious Yale University – the pole standard of Ivey League sex education.

Meanwhile in Canada our feminist Prime Minister is having a very bad week, and it’s only Tuesday. Seems that many of his female cabinet ministers have had enough and have abandoned this ship of fools. Last I heard one was off to the University of Toronto and the other to Yale.

They’re hiring?

House of Glass or throw the first stone. Gotta love this one:

Two political action committees founded by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s top aide funneled over $1 million in political donations into two of his own private companies, according to a complaint filed with the Federal Election Commission on Monday. Noooooooo waaaaaay, ho-zay, say it ain’t so Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Wacko.

Love this too:

Don’t ya just love hypocrites?

I can’t take anymore.

I wonder what’s going on in Europe these days?

Oh well. It’s just the world I know:

https://youtu.be/Q7Yunydh2KQ

Have a great Navy day.

SJ…………………………………………..Out

Hold the Anchovies

See the source image                   Love it. Now this is something I would have done in my youth. I wonder if he has anchovies on that. No I didn’t lie Mr Trump. I asked for it.

See the source imageJust got a few minutes of international fame dude.  You’ll be forever known as the Pizza Guy!

And when you are finished with that pizza box….

After the “zipper” comes this new Canadian invention. How to remove snow from your roof. Only in Canada you say?….pity and shitty!

Who woulda thunk?:

Ottawa’s $2.1-billion light rail system, supposed to be finished by the end of this month, will not only miss its third completion deadline but is experiencing issues far more serious than city officials have led the public to believe, according to internal reports obtained by CBC.

The reports from the city’s rail operations show a litany of issues with the Confederation Line — the east-west system being built by the SNC Lavalin-led Rideau Transit Group — especially when it comes to the system’s ability to handle Ottawa winters.

“Vehicles are currently unreliable to the point that it has not been demonstrated that operations can be sustained during a winter weather event,” according to one report from last week.

And this in the second coldest, wintriest capital city in the world. Oh wait isn’t that SNC Lavalin the contractor?

“Je ne le comprend pas”  the SNC Lavalin head huncho was heard to remark. “It worked fine in Libya!”

No wonder Canada can no longer build or complete any major projects anymore. Next up for Lavalin is Montreal’s Jacques Cartier Bridge:

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“Where’d the span go? Has anyone seen the spanner?” Frere Jacques asked Joseph Cartier

“This job should be good for another 20 years. Mon Dieu, sacre bleu., has anyone seen my pizza?”

The world is going nuts:   

The Supreme Court of British Columbia, Canada ordered that a 14-year-old girl receive testosterone injections without parental consent. The court also declared that if either of her parents referred to her using female pronouns or addressed her by her birth name, they would be considered guilty of family violence.

The RCMP is preparing for the return of at least a dozen Canadian ISIS members detained in Syria amidst the collapse of the so-called Islamic State, a senior law enforcement official has told

The Liberal government is preparing the welcoming committee: “yes we will give them all really big hugs, plan the really, really big parade, serve real pizza with pork toppings and anchovies then give them each $10.5M – really! After all, they are all just misunderstood Canadians. It’s the Canadian way don’t ya know.

Canadian Veterans? Stand fast!

Al Stewart’s tribute to Admiral Jackie Fisher.

Off to get a meat lovers pizza. But hold the anchovies!

Have a great Navy day.

SJ…………………………………………..Out

California Screamin

Jupiter Drops and here I thought it was a pepperoni pizza with double cheese…from Panagopolis! Mmmmmmmm.

Trudeau denies Wilson-Raybould’s claim of interference in SNC-Lavalin case. “We did nothing wrong.  Me and my staff* have always stood up for the Canadian economy, Canadian Judiciary, Canadian Ethics, the Rule of Law, Canadian jobs and the Canadian way of life. The ethics commissioner will be looking into these allegations…so there!” And with that Trudeau took his mace and went homer.

See the source image Doh!

*Sorry, that should be “my staff and I Justin.

That may be true Justin but: stand fast Alberta, stand fast the Oil and Gas Sector, stand fast Ontario, stand fast veterans.

See the source imageUniforms coming…honest!

Oh and of course the Government Ethics commissioner is a hand picked liberal. How nice. Likewise the judiciary, academia, the press and culture in Canada. If you think the Family Compact of 1837 went away with the Durham Report, think again. It still exists! It is alive and well in Central Canada. Always has and always will.

Underlying issue is that Quebec based companies such as SNC Lavalin and Bombardier are, in the eyes of the Liberals:  “Two French to Fail.”

See the source imageJe me souviens!

And lost jobs at: GM Oshawa? No problem. Kinder Morgan? No problem. Northern Gateway? No problem. 100,000 jobs in the oil and gas sector lost? No problem….and on and on it goes.

A Liberal government equates to corruption and Quebec. Remember AdScam? Quebec construction industry? Macleans in one of their past articles claimed Quebec as the most corrupt province in Canada. Macleans got ridiculed for their article in the house of commons. Of course they did.

Canadians? Wake Up

So why oh why do Canadians continue to elect over and over again liberal governments and Prime Ministers from Quebec. Is it…self flagellation? Poutine perhaps?…who knows.

See the source image I’m voting Liberal peut-ine etre!

By the way, who did Trudeau appoint as Raybould’s successor in Justice and as Canada’s Attorney General?  Why, a Quebec MP of course – David Lametti.

It certainly did. Yeah but they were Canadian prostitutes. “So great Canadian b&^% jobs, Mr Speaker.” Talk about Liberal obfuscation.

Sign of our times: Mother shocked as her 4 year old walked home alone after being locked out of her pre-kindergarten class. She, the child, had dressed herself, went out to play but when she found the school door locked she decided her best course of action was to walk home. She did. Mother is clearly upset with the school, etc. Me? I would have been sooo proud!

From CTV News a while back on the upcoming winter of 2018/19:

“Before you book a one-way ticket to the southern hemisphere or prepare for a months-long hibernation in reaction to the Farmers’ Almanac’s bleak winter forecast this week, you might want to wait for Environment Canada to weigh in.

See the source imageRight over Canada!

Days after the Farmers’ Almanac released its winter forecast calling for “teeth-chattering cold,” Environment Canada’s senior climatologist has teased a more moderate outlook that is sure to be welcome news to many Canadians.

See the source imageLike at Niagara falls.

Senior Climatologist Dave Phillips said Environment Canada is expecting a “milder than normal” winter this year, thanks to El Nino. The routine climate pattern related to warm water in the Pacific Ocean is projected to be weak to moderate this year, Phillips said.”

See the source image“So, Welcome to Canada” he said.

After millions and millions of dollars spent we get a forecast about as accurate as a Canadian Nafta economist’s prediction that trumped everything. Environment Canada’s predictions are about as accurate as this guy’s:

See the source imageSee, even he/she is laughing.

And we only pay him carrots and some greens.

https://youtu.be/dwYYPWGVvEQ

Have a great weekend. Read ya Monday. Stay warm.

SJ……………………………….Out

Parody and Other Stuff

 

It’s what Stalin would have done?

And the worse part is that I’m (Bruno Ganz) not even German, I’m Swiss!

Priceless!

Canadian tourists trapped in Haiti.

Why on earth would any Canadian, or any tourist, visit Haiti?

Happy Hour in Port au Prince:

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See the source imageC’mon in, the water is fine!

Hey but we’re Canadians so we know better than those nasty Americans. That’s why we go – literally and figuratively. After all, we Canadians are the smuggest people on the planet – don’t ya know.

See the source image           Honey, did ya bring the Keopectate? See, he’s smiling, maybe laughing even. I gotta go!

And the UN is sooooo focused on Climate Change and one world government!…Geesh

Why does the Trudeau Government want so desperately to defend SNC Lavelin?

Like Bombardier they are just “Too French to Fail”

And they’re not from Alberta!

The problem with today’s “everything is offensive” society:

“Knitting? Its just sooooo white. Let’s hope it gets better.””

On January 7, Karen Templer, a knitting designer and owner of the online store Fringe Association, published an innocuous blog post on her website entitled “2019: My Year of Colour,” in which she enthused about her forthcoming trip to India.

“I’ve wanted to go to India for as long as I can remember. I’ve a lifelong obsession with the literature and history of the continent. Photos of India fill me with longing like no other place. One of my closest friends [when I was 12] and her family had offered back then that if I ever wanted to go with them on one of their trips, I could. To a suburban midwestern teenager with a severe anxiety disorder, that was like being offered a seat on a flight to Mars. … Then about six weeks ago, the opportunity presented itself—a chance to go with a friend who’s been. … I said yes. And I felt like the top of my head was going to fly off, I was so indescribably excited. Within 48 hours, three of those friends of mine who are so much better travelers than me—but who are all equally humbled at the idea of actually going to India—also said yes. There has hardly been a single day since that I haven’t said in disbelief, either in my head or out loud, I’m going to India.”

Not so with those Social Justice Wankers”

“Karen, I’d ask you to re-read what you wrote and think about how your words feed into a colonial/imperialist mindset toward India and other non-Western countries. Multiple times you compare the idea of going to India to the idea of going to another planet—how do you think a person from India would feel to hear that?

Instead of asking your Indian friends to perform more emotional labor for you and assuage your white women’s tears, maybe do some reflection on how your equation of India with an alien world reinforces an “other” mindset that is at the core of imperialism and colonialism.”

Are we in trouble as a society?

But the slippery slope here is that when everything is offensive, nothing is offensive anymore.

Love this:

Dr Susan Block. “Dr Suzy” is the founder and director of the Dr Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts & Scien”ces. 

“Dr Suzy, our high priestess of the erotic arts and sciences, promptly informs us,   

Trump’s campaign and presidency has created a type of PTSD — what I call “Post-Trump Sex Disorder.” Trump has created feelings of fear, loathing, and nausea. People just don’t want to have sex.

Dr Suzy’s pronouncements are varied and numerous, though her train of thought is, it has to be said, not the easiest to follow:

The news media is part of the problem as well. The news is full of stories about bad sex. They don’t really like to talk about good sex. When you have this media obsession with bad sex with the usual “all American” war worship and racism, as well as economic disparities and the way that corporations are in control, it really sucks (Freudian slip??) the life out of a person. “

I’ll say it does. Next time my wife says: “Honey I have a headache” I’ll know exactly why!

It is Trump’s fault as everything wrong about this planet is Trump’s fault.

It is?

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In honour of Bruno Ganz. May you Rest in Peace Bruno. Any parody of Hitler will never be the same without you.

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ…………………………………….Out…………………………………Dot de dot dot.

You Gets (sic) What You Pays (sic) For!

Finally stopped snowing here in Mill Bay.

“Not to worry” said our snow removing supervisor. “We have the finest and latest in snow removal equipment and technology.”

“Thank gawd for that.”  I thought to myself.

You get what you vote for, or you made your bed now lie in it, comes this:

Veterans Affairs Canada upset with Trudeau’s government’s lack of interest with Veteran issues;

East Coast refinery giant Irving Oil, located in St John New Brunswick upset that eastern pipeline scrapped under the Liberal government;

Indigenous peoples of Canada upset that Trudeau fired one of their own;

Alleged groping incident by Trudeau 18 years ago. No story here…Move on. After all Trudeau is an avowed feminist;

Of course all Maritime Canada parliamentary seats went liberal in 2015. All of them and the Vets and the Indigenous, and all women pushed for an “ABC” movement – Anybody But Conservatives – and urged all veterans, Indigenous, women to vote Liberal. They did!

Duped again! Perhaps with the new marijuana laws they will be doped again in October 2019.  Stoned and loving it! Liberals equate to “Smoke and Mirrors” I say.

Democrat Representative Occasionally Cortez’s Green New Deal plan – Go for it. Even Trump agrees:

Say what? WTF over?

“I am so glad that I was able to walk away from this crash. So glad that I had a $110,000 Tesla – with their driverless, hands free  technology.” so says the survivor of this crash.”

Image result for "However, I am a little disappointed to learn that its autopilot feature is unable to identify a stationary construction vehicle."

“However, I am a little disappointed to learn that its (Tesla’s) autopilot feature is unable to identify a stationary construction vehicle.“

A little disappointed?

Candidate for the Darwin Award. You bet but I only wish that they had a Darwin Award category for technology.

See the source imageThe Darwin Award goes to that guy.

And the Darwin Technology Award goes to:  TESLA!

It drives itself! See the source image                     Can also be used as a farming implementation vehicle.

Most popular Democrat right now? Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. That wacko hard left wignut who wants to bring the US to the Socialist brink of economic extinction.

So what does “Ocasionally Cortez” but mainly “Wacko”  say now:

Ocasio-Cortez, a media darling no matter how many inanities she utters, triumphantly tweeted that whipping Amazon’s “corporate greed” and “worker exploitation” proves that “anything is possible” Anything — like sucking the air out of the city’s economic life and future – and people’s livelihood

Note: Amazon just pulled out of New York potentially pulling 25,000 jobs with them. Where will they go? Not Portland that’s for sure.

There is no doubt that this hard leftist, anti business, destroy the economic lifeblood of a nation policy is soon to be coming to Canada (it already has) through the Greens and NDP. The Liberals may jump on this bandwagon as well (they already have) to secure votes and maintain power.  After all, over 60% of Canadian voters are left leaning. By the way they call this type of social engineering…communism!

Lets take a look at social engineering…er…housing:

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Venezuela.See the source image                                  Yes but it includes an indoor washer and dryer!

See the source imageNot some Eastern European project but downtown Toronto’s Regent Park.

Can’t wait! Oh and Finland introduced a guaranteed living wage for all citizens. It was an abject failure and had to be scrapped. Why? They couldn’t find anybody to work the programme.

That’s all she wrote:

Song of the day, Taxman,………………….. or the “Leftist Anthem.”

Have a great Navy Day

 

SJ…………………………………………Out.