Category: Weirdness and Craziness

You can’t make this up!

Madness

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edvard Munch

 

Why do we have to politicize everything these days. Cripes, Geesh.

Just saw an ad on TV about fashion democracy. Hate to see what fashion totalitarianism looks like, and men’s Nazi style haircuts that look frighteningly  familiar today:

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Emmy’s is just another platform for Holly’s Woody in the Morning exploding heads and untalented jerks and jerk-esses to diss democracy, conservatives, Trump and the general population (us) in general. How’s Venezuela going for you guys huh? You know that model of progressive thought that you guys love so much? Be careful because the general viewing public can only take so much dissing and will soon turn you off completely. So much hate.

I no longer watch awards programs. I never go and see a movie starring DeCrapio, Buffalo (sic), Penn, and many others. That is my choice.

CFL Diversity message constantly being thrust down my throat when all I want to do is watch the game. The CFL has always been diverse. This is not new guys. I don’t have to be told.

Ottawa beat Toronto in Exhibition Hockey yesterday, 4-1. Yay!

France upset at Canada’s lack of climate change action. Applauds cancellation of many of Canadian energy infrastructure projects, criticizes Trump for his lack of commitment to the Paris Accord and then signs a huge LNG commitment and partnership with Icebreaker tanker, Yamal LNGRussia for the construction of 15 Super ice-breakers to get their product to the far east across the top of the planet….This in addition to their plethora of white flag factories…Geesh…See Canada, be like France. Talk the talk and do nothing.

Of course Canada complies and wallows in its own naivety.  But, we are smug, because we are the most naïve country on the planet…so there. Hey, whatever happened to climate change and an ice-free arctic?

Quebec, Canada upset at Boeing for its subsidies and unfair trade practices in support of its aerospace industry yet Quebec continues to subsidize Bombardier to the tune of $1B while the feds kick in another $300M to this aerospace company. Premier says that Quebec will never allow this component of its economy to fail. Yet Quebec will not support Alberta and the Canadian energy sectors due to climate change concerns. They want fossil fuels to stay in the ground. Wait a minute Premier. Doing so will surely ensure Bombardier and its C class aircraft stays on the ground. Hypocrisy knows no grounds!

Schools in Canada want to dump Shakespeare for Marvel Comics. That should work for illiteracy. Yeah, but our Kinders know a great deal about oral sex! So there.

Bill Maher slams conservatives and blames the recent hurricanes on Trump, his supporters and right-wing policies. My comment: Who is Bill Maher?

Many dispute 10,000 year old Hurricane Season. Blame recent Hurricanes on Trump’s election. Is this how Gaia religious zealots think? Anti-Science to the core and they, the progressives, call anyone who disagrees with them brain-dead Neanderthals?

The new axis of “Goldilocks” paradigm. Father of all Bombs (Iran’s FOAB) vs the Mother of all Bombs (US’s MOAB) vs the Brat of all Bombs (North Korea’s BOAB). Hard choice. Sounds like A&W’s Family of Hamburgers to me!………..Explosive Madness!

Auld Lang San… Suu Kyi – a Nobel Peace Prize laureate who spent many years under house arrest in the junta-run Myanmar (Burma) – is now facing growing criticism over the Rohingya issue. She wants them neutralized. Obama wins Peace Prize after just two weeks in Office and he did nothing. That’s why I no longer take the Nobel Peace prize seriously (you have to be a progressive to win it, just like Canada’s highest civilian order) and highly recommend that Trudeau agree to everything publicly while doing nothing privately. A win, win strategy for Canada…See France above.

Indigenous Missing Women Inquiry in Canada is in serious trouble. After 3 years almost nothing accomplished. 7 prominent members resigned.

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What is she wearing? Is that Fashion Indigenous? Cultural appropriation Minister?

Solution, in my eyes? Increase the per diem for all members of the committee.   That will do it. And the government promises a truly transparent (I say translucent) Marijuana organization?

 

Trump addresses UN today. Heard the speech. Honest, truthful, revealing. Of course UN officials, Holly’s Woody in the Morning proponents and the progressive left will call his speech damning, dark, hideous and evil rhetoric. Yes, lets ensure the Saudi’s continue to lead the charge on feminism and human rights. North Korea continues its nuclear arms program for peace, and Zimbabwe leads the pack on economic development!! That is more enlightening. After Trump’s speech, Kim is a shoe-un for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Of course in Canada, after the speech, we go to Parliament Hill to listen to Trudope.

 

A little serious today…sorry.

 

SJ…Out

Imagine That!

Premier Notley of Alberta and her apologists insist the multi-faceted throttling (is there any other kind of throttling?) of the energy sector is necessary to obtain a “social licence” to develop Alberta’s oil and gas resources. “Is that like a liquor licence?” her rookie environ-mental minister was heard to ask.

But in spite of everything that’s been done to get that liquor licence, the current state and future prospects of the industry are bleaker than ever. “I mean who can’t be social with a few beer down your gut?”  Her consumer affairs minister was heard to say. “Rachel Notley’s dream that if Alberta became more environ-mental and socially irresponsible everyone would embrace us and allow our projects to proceed.” says Dahl bluntly. “Our opponents don’t want us to do a better job, they want us drunk!  No matter what we do, all they think of is the next way to stop or slow us down.  “Let go for a drink and think about this,” he then said.

You cannot negotiate with an environ-mental. Especially an environ-mental with a liquor licence. It’s like trying to persuade a grizzly bear not to kill ya.

Image result for Pics of bears mauling humansSpeaking of bears let’s move on to wabbits

Looks as if the Presidento of Venezuela, you know that Holly’s Woody in the Morning’s example of how a progressive country should look like, has stated to his starving people: “What’s the problem here folks. Just adopt the MBA solution, like I have, from my economic advisors! “Let them eat Wabbits.” Maduro was heard to say. “Wabbits in Venezuela.” Sounds like a catchy tune to me. Just like those Looney Tunes.

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For all of you critics out there of my economic policies, take two of my best. A lost cause.

You know, wabbits chomp on a lot of weed man. Which could be a growing grow-op growth industry in the Province of Ontario. Perhaps this is how Ontario should be handling its weed problem. Just ask this guy:

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Ontario’s new environ-mental guy.

By the way, Bitcoin and climate change are the currencies of madmen.

Sudbury bi-election trial. Is this a LGBTQ joke man? Sudbury? What’s a Sudbury anyway? Is that like a new Cadbury milk bar?

OTTAWA — What should you watch for in Ottawa this fall as Justin Trudeau’s Liberal government hits its busy mid-term? Hard question. But I do know how Justin can handle the environ-mental file. Yes, I thought about this all weekend long and have come up with a novel and transparent, translucent solution.

Just tell everyone that your government is fully behind all of the climate change hype, will endorse all treaties, UN governance directives, attend all meetings but say nothing at these meetings other than “Canada accepts all of the recommendations of the IPCC, Paris Accord, Copenhagen Treatise, (insert climate change name here) etc etc. And then: “DO NOTHING.” Just like the EU, China and India do. Canada will then become an environ-mental darling of the “Jet Set.”

Liberals also want to use aggressive but entirely undemocratic time-honoured “time allocation ploy” to push thru their agenda. “We want to be transparent,” Liberal’s speaker of the house, Chagger says. “When we screw Canadians, at least we will be telling them beforehand that they are being screwed. After all Canadians are sooo smug when they are getting screwed because no other nation on the planet gets screwed by their leaders more than Canada…so there! They love being screwed.”

Liberal Government’s Passport system now $75M over budget. And these guys are going to look after legalized marijuana for Canadians.  How do you spell legalized marijuana in Canada? B..L..A..C..K…    M..A..R..K..E..T!

This kills me, but makes me want to cry:  BBC airs a segment on how to do your make-up after a terrorist’s acid attack! Are you kidding me? I thought the standard EU  response to terror was to place a piano out on the street or square with some guy or gal playing “Imagine.”

Yeah, that’s going to do it…for sure

Spencer f—ing Tracy’: Who are the A-listers that celebrities themselves are dying to meet? (TIFF). I would say to those A-Listers: “Be careful what you wish for!” See my statement on Rachel McAdams sleep walking episode

 

Image result for Pics of bears mauling humansAnother candidate for a Darwin Award. Must be from Venezuela. Hey man, that ain’t no wabbit!

 

Harry Dean Stanton died Friday. Great actor. Rest in Peace man.

 

Happy Monday

SJ……………Out

Man oh Man, Boy oh Boy

BC Budget Day….we’re screwed!

And it looks as if Premier Horgan and his Finance Minister couldn’t agree more. Just look at that smirk on their faces. Yeah, we’re going to stick it to the rich and give more money to teachers so that they can stick it to our kids. Remember this:

The 3,700-year-old Babylonian tablet Plimpton 322 at the Rare Book and Manuscript Library at Columbia University in New York.BC Teachers are all in a tizzy about the new math discovery as in

1 + 1 = 3

Yup, we’re screwed.!

 

Where do the Leafs finish in a wide open league?

Well, dead last…of course!

They say that having a beer or two will get the creative juices going…er flowing. Perhaps. It looks and reads great to me….hic-up. Just don’t show your work to anyone who is sober…hic-up.

Our totally empathetic, fair and inclusive, free speech proponent Pope Francis says people who question or deny climate change are stupid, especially in the wake of hurricanes Harvey and Irma. Please, your holiness, stick to saving souls and not the planet. He then goes on to quote scripture, a phrase from the Old Testament comes to mind: ‘man is stupid, a stubborn, blind man’,” he added. Yes, and I can relate one as well in that………………………. “Beware of false prophets.”. And this from an organization that excommunicated anyone who dared to say that the earth was round and orbited around the sun!

Now calling hurricane Irma, which weakened to a Cat 2 Hurricane, a “Nuclear Hurricane” just another example of the Press’ agenda to continue to scare the bejesus out of everyone. No, L.A. Times, this is nuclear:

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“The end is Nigh”

Hungary refused to abide by the EU’s rule that countries have to take in more refugees. Merkel was heard to say to Hungary’s Viktor Orban: “Vee have vays of making you do as vee say Viktor.” Mr Orban then told Mutti “Hold Mah Beer, I’m going for a piss.” Let’s discuss this at next month’s high level talks in Munich:

Image result for pics of german octoberfestI’ll drink to those!

Canada just passed Bill C 16 – Transgendered rights. This for a portion of our population less than .002 %. How’s that for identity politics.

“Man oh man”…oops can’t say that anymore. It’s now considered hate. Okay. What then?  Perhaps, “Boy oh boy”…nope, can’t say that either. It’s hateful to the Trans community. Oh, I know: “Ze, hohlay, hey ze, ve zirts, okay?” Wats dat ye ze? Never mind. I had a hard time learning Pig Latin and now this! Ikes-yay.

 

NYT states that being hard on North Korea (NK) is a failed policy for Trump. Yup, the UN is a huge success. Let them stick it to NK. North Korea’s response on hearing about the watered down sanctions from the UN:

Image result for Kim Jong un laughingThese guys kill me. Just look at those hats.

 

We’re screwed. What is next? Don’t know about you but this next generation is really going to screw our country. Time to get off the planet, me thinks.

 

SJ……over and out-ze

Been Great

Today is the one year anniversary of starting this blog. It has been very therapeutic for me. I try to see the humour in our day to day headlines. Better to have a chuckle than to blow a blood pressure gasket – which occurs most times when I watched the nightly news or read the local papers.

I am away tomorrow seeing a friend in Washington State. I cannot get a relevant post out so I thought I would repost my very first post on this blog:

“Intro”

This is my personal blog. While I have had this site up in my mind and “to do list” for over 12 months now, this is day one. But hey, I live for procrastination – and sailing!

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That’s me boat #511. Juan de Fuca Strait, heading to Pedder Bay during a winter’s Sunday Race. Mountains in the background are the Olympic Mountains of Washington State. Beautiful!

I live in British Columbia. That’s Super Natural BC. Hippie-dom’s last vestige in Canada and probably on earth. Canada’s Greenie Province of protestors and environ-mentals – the wet coast and the left coast of Canada combined – Birkenstock paradise – land of fleece vests, Tilley hats, granola crunchers, tree huggers, cappuccino suckers, and…Salt Spring Islanders. Long skirts and gum boots. Hoelay Cliche! And, I am also a poor speller!!

The site’s header reflects one of the island’s a great views – looking east – across the beautiful Saanich Inlet, and the rest of Canada. But don’t eat the shell fish here. It will kill you. And you can’t swim in the water. It will freeze your bollicks, and other things, off.

From this viewpoint you can see the Saanich Peninsula in the distance: Cole Bay, Pat Bay Airport, Brentwood Bay and the famous Butchart Gardens (infamous if you suffer from environmental allergies) down the way south a bit. US Gulf Islands in the near distance, beyond the peninsula, with majestic snow capped Mount Baker on the far horizon towering majestically and menacingly over us all. Just hope the big one never comes. We will be screwed. But then again winds are westerly here. Ha, whew! Vancouver and points east??…you’re screwed. Perhaps the environ-mentals can clap their hands and change the plate tectonics, tsunami dynamics and vulcanology …er.. volcanology of the area, just as they arrogantly claim that they can control the weather and climate. If only they could just increase taxes, destroy the economy and donate everything to Gaia. If only they could just…be happy.

I am a retired Naval Officer. Just about 37 years of dedicated, loyal, unadulterated, blemish free service to her Majesty, the Queen. Yes, her Majesty the Queen, I am proud that I served my Queen and my Country – Canada. By the very essence of the military’s left, right; left, right; left, right cadence I am non partisan but I am very relieved that Harper signed my retirement scroll. I retired as a Lieutenant Commander, or a Two-and-a-Half in the vernacular lexicon of naval life.

Writing this blog is somewhat therapeutic. Hope you enjoy it. Please contribute.

SJ………..ShakeyJay

That’s it. I’ll be back with regular posts on Wednesday…God willing.

Peace!

Lest we forget! That religion of peace!

Slide 1 of 24: <p>It's been 16 years since the attacks of September 11, 2001. But for millions of Americans, haunting memories of that day are still fresh, and many lives were changed forever. </p><p> On 9/11, terrorists hijacked four planes and were able to crash two of them into the World Trade Center's twin towers in New York and one into the Pentagon.</p><p> The remaining jet crashed in Pennsylvania after passengers overpowered the hijackers.</p><p> A day that started out with clear blue skies ended with a mass of twisted, smoldering metal where the Twin Towers once stood, leaving 2,977 people dead in New York, Virginia, and Pennsylvania, along with the 19 hijackers.</p><p> September 11 happened almost two decades ago. One-quarter of Americans are too young to remember it. I have three kids who have no memory of it at all - they weren't born yet.</p><p> But we certainly don't want to forget, even as we get on with our lives and confront new challenges. So in memory of that day, here are 23 images that capture what no American should forget. And as someone living in New York City at the time, I can tell you what it was like to witness the tragedy as it unfolded.</p><p>Brittany Fowler contributed to a previous version of this story.</p>What really irks me is Prime Minister Chretien’s response when hearing that 24 Canadians died that day. When trying to establish some sort of memorial to recognize these Canadians who died during 9/11 his government’s response was that “Well, we cannot have a memorial for everybody you know.” or words to that effect. If they had been Quebecers there would have been a national day of mourning set up immediately. My government’s response made me sad and ashamed of being a Canadian. I mean if we can recognize Simon Bolivar as a hero with a statue in his name and likeness near the Byword Market in Ottawa than surely these brave Canadians deserve some recognition.

From the Fake News file comes this: fake sharks, fake alligators, fake looters: fakery abounded in Harvey’s wake. Lets see how Irma shakes out.

Fake maps of course. This one is not fake but sure looks a lot like that AGW hockey stick to me. Right-handed or could it be a left-handed stick. “Alt check into that and get back to you.” one meteorologist was heard to comment.

Dishwashers cannot protect valuables when Irma strikes. Say what? No, dishwashers are not waterproof say the experts. This coming from the same guy who brought us the story about displaced sharks caught up in the hurricane. PETA is hard at work to promote this story.

Bill Nye says powerful hurricanes caused by Climate Change. See? The word powerful. Irma was a Cat 2 when it hit Florida. No matter: powerful, deadly, catastrophic, scary, apocalyptic, “the end of the world is nye” – all adjectives or expressions describing Bill Nye’s thought process.

“Climate Deniers are literally killing us” one newspaper was wont to write. No. “YOU ARE KILLING US WITH YOUR FAKERY.” Its called hurricane season – August to end November, every year, since the last ice age.

This just in from another one of Holly Woody’s in the Morning brain trust and some well known spokesperson actress: “It’s disgusting. I mean, like, all of these disasters can be linked, like, to one man and to, like, one event. Like Trump and his election as POTUS. Like y’know, I mean, like, God is, like punishing us, the nation, like, because like you know, like we voted for this guy and like, God is punishing us, like, you know. Like it or not that is our, like, new reality.  She also has a new movie coming out: “The Likeness of Being”……………an idiot.

“An article titled “Category 6? If Hurricane Irma Becomes the Strongest Hurricane in History, It Could Wipe Entire Cities off the Map,” (how about “Holly’s Woody in the Morning” for starters) published last week on the blog The Economic Collapse, was shared more than 2 million times on blogs and Facebook pages such as Sons of Liberty Media and Freedom Outpost, the BBC reports.” My response? Who or what is a Sons of Liberty Media and Freedom Outpost? What is a BBC? Cat 6?

And they wonder why today’s journalists are not taken seriously. It’s all agenda driven and that is why I do not watch broadcast news anymore nor subscribe to newspapers. Everything I need for a good laugh I can find on the net.

Canada’s new tax laws: “Work hard, study hard and we’ll screw you. New Tax laws? After all it’s only fair that if I get screwed then so should you., says Justinian as he whisks away for another Caribbean holiday on his private jet!

Oh, the Gov’t is going to fix and solve the housing crisis, just like they do with everything else. The MBA solution to all of this: “No housing, no problem! Let the market take care of this.”

From the “Who gives a flying F%$K file.” Apparently Toronto is all in a tiff as Rachel McAdams caught sleep walking in the lobby of a popular hotel. “Her PJs” are stunning, a well known fashion designed was heard to say.

Slide 7 of 18: <p>in a seafoam green column gown with ruffled trim and a tiered lace skirt at the Disobedience premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto.</p>

I have come out. Finally I can say that I am a “abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and zee”……………………You know, Alphabet Lives Matter. They really do.

And with that have a great Monday.

SJ…………………………….out…………of it!