Climate Refugees

I was wondering when this would happen. The UN now states that:

WaPo Claim: ‘How Trump’s border crisis is driven by climate change’

……it would now seem that all of those illegal migrants from Central America and Mexico are really coming to the US because of Climate Change.

Oh, I don’t know, but:

See the source imageJust another wonderful winter day in Canada and the northern United States.

As compared to:

See the source imageJust another shitty winter day in Costa Rica

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…or just another shitty winter day in Mexico.

Time to get out of the United Nations.


Love this. Tax time in Canada. I don’t know about you but I am clearly getting the shaft this year from the Canada Revenue Agency (CRA). Widows and Widowers like me are sure getting the shaft – and not in a good way.

These guys, CRA that is, have a long reach. So be careful and don’t bend over in their company.

I am told that every CRA  accountant has one of these. Pencil necks!

Tax Return humour. That is so funny.

Thanks to Sadie for that one.


OTTAWA — The federal government is delaying a decision on the Trans Mountain pipeline expansion project to June 18. Nooooo, really?

Natural Resources Minister Amarjeet Sohi says the extended deadline will give the government more time to complete its consultations with Indigenous groups. Noooooo, really?

What 4 years is not enough time? That just reminds me of the definition of a consultant as someone who makes the simple…complex! We have that here in spades. My prediction? More delays. Of course.


a close up of a blackboardThe New Math

Mathematicians discover new way to do multiplication. Um sorry but isn’t that the old way?

Oh, I get it now. 1 x 1 = 11; 4 x 4 = 44; 10 x 10 = 1100.

This coincides with the new addition tables: 2 + 2 = 22, 4 + 4 = 44

This is called Millennial Math! (see video above).

I wonder how they are going to do division?


Talk about having one’s priorities straight!

In Andrew Morton’s Diana: Her True Story, the royal revealed that she felt an enormous amount of pressure from the media surrounding the birth of her first child, Prince William. In fact, it was so “unbearable” that she was induced – but they had to pick a day that didn’t interfere with Prince Charles‘ polo schedule.

Morton goes on to say that Charles was very disappointed that Harry wasn’t a girl, which he wanted badly…just like daddy.

And, he lost his polo match that day!


Celebrity’s RVs. This is a good one:

Leonardo Decraprio’s RV.

Slide 16 of 49: On the set of “Inception,” DiCaprio spent his down time in this trailer from King Kong Production Vehicles. Even from the outside, you can tell the 53-footer is spacious inside, with a solid gold exterior standing out from the cab pulling it. No wonder they called it a mobile mansion. Slide-out sides almost double the width from 8.5 feet to 16 feet for a total of 720 square feet.“Climate change is real man. Our planet will be destroyed by 2030 if we don’t all go out and buy one of these babies.” he was heard to remark.


The new Tesla “Crunch” by Elon Muskrat


Probably one of the Kink’s best songs evah. These guys were truly one of the most under-rated bands in rock history. This album – “To The Bone” is probably their best.

Have a great Tax Return day…..screw you CRA!

SJ……….……………………..Out

Just Average Me Thinks

The new normal – average-ly speaking of course.

The New Average. Where everywhere is more average than everywhere else…Doh!

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Mystery of Life:

When everything is average then average is the new normal!


I can’t make this up:

Muslim outreach: Andrew Sheer, leader of Canada’s opposition Conservatives, “new friend” Omar Subedar (pronounced: “so-beat-her”) publishes tips on beating your wife.

Not to be outdone of course the Liberals, under Trudeau (from an earlier post):

Trudeau is changing the Canadian Citizen guide to make it more Sharia compliant. This on the heels of the refugee who beat his wife with a hockey stick…eh? Pure Canadian eh? “Well, at least it was a hockey stick” said one immigration official by the name of “Rocket,” who cited anonymity. Added to that “We will change the guide immediately to tell new Canadians from Muslim or other countries who honour honour killings that the preferred weapon of choice here in Canada would be a “Victoriaville” due to its shaped blade and shaft flexibility. It bends back after that slap shot.”

I kid you not. Imagine having leadership like this during the World Wars.


Trudeau takes Sikh out of the Canadian terrorist lexicon.

Meanwhile:

See the source imageAir India crash of 1985 by Sikh extremists.

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Meanwhile, convicted terrorist Omar Kadr released from custody in Canada and awarded $10.5M with an apology by the Trudeau government.

See the source imageSooo smug.

Meanwhile, convicted Canadian terrorists and ISIS radicals are allowed to keep their Canadian citizenship. A Canadian is a Canadian is a Canadian quipped Trudeau. They (the terrorists) are just misunderstood and just need a big hug. This came after that other famous Canadian Prime Minister quote: “If my mother had four wheels she’d be a truck!”

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October cannot come soon enough.

On a final note this is why I hate politics and do not subscribe to any magazine, newspaper, journal or watch TV news. The new government of Alberta is not even one day in power and this headline comes from that astute Canadian rag Macleans:

After Alberta’s election, ‘nothing good to come’


We are living on a thin line.

Have a great Canadian day.

SJ……….……………………………………..Out………………….Dot de dot dot dot.

Think For Yourself

I received this from a friend. Interesting.

Where Does the Carbon Dioxide Really Come From?

Image result for eruption of mount pinatuboIan Rutherford Plimer is an Australian geologist, professor emeritus of earth sciences at the University of Melbourne, professor of mining geology at the University of Adelaide, and the director of multiple mineral exploration and mining companies. He has published 130 scientific papers, six books and edited the Encyclopedia of Geology. An expert.

PLIMER: “Okay, here’s the bombshell. The volcanic eruption in Iceland. Since its first spewing of volcanic ash has, in just FOUR DAYS, NEGATED EVERY SINGLE EFFORT you have made in the past five years to control CO2 emissions on our planet – all of you.

Of course, you know about this evil carbon dioxide that we are trying to suppress – it’s that vital chemical compound that every plant requires to live and grow and to synthesize into oxygen for us humans and all animal life.

See the source imageThat is serious CO2 baby!

I know….it’s very disheartening to realize that all of the carbon emission savings you have accomplished while suffering the inconvenience and expense of driving Prius hybrids, buying fabric grocery bags, sitting up till midnight to finish your kids “The Green Revolution” science project, throwing out all of your non-green cleaning supplies, using only two squares of toilet paper (you do? – I use my fingers!) putting a brick in your toilet tank reservoir, selling your SUV and speedboat, vacationing at home instead of abroad. Nearly getting hit every day on your bicycle, replacing all of your 50 cent light bulbs with $10.00 light bulbs…..well, all of those things you have done have all gone down the tubes or toilet in just four days.

The volcanic ash emitted into the Earth’s atmosphere in just four days – yes, FOUR DAYS – by that volcano in Iceland has totally erased every single effort you have made to reduce the evil beast, carbon. And there are around 200 active volcanoes on the planet spewing out this crud at any one time – EVERY DAY.

I don’t really want to rain on your parade too much, but I should mention that when the volcano Mt Pinatubo erupted in the Philippines in 1991, it spewed out more greenhouse gases into the atmosphere than the entire human race had emitted in all its years on earth. Yes, folks, Mt Pinatubo was active for over one year – think about it.

Of course, I shouldn’t spoil this ‘touchy-feely tree-hugging’ moment and mention the effect of solar and cosmic activity and the well-recognized 800-year global heating and cooling cycle, which keeps happening despite our completely insignificant efforts to affect climate change.

And I do wish I had a silver lining to this volcanic ash cloud, but the fact of the matter is that the bush fire season across the western USA and Australia this year alone will negate your efforts to reduce carbon in our world for the next two to three years. And it happens every year. Just remember that your government just tried to impose a whopping carbon tax on you, on the basis of the bogus ‘human-caused’ climate-change scenario.

Hey, isn’t it interesting how they don’t mention ‘Global Warming’ anymore, but just ‘Climate Change’ – you know why?It’s because the planet has COOLED by 0.7 degrees in the past century and these global warming artists got caught with their pants down.

And, just keep in mind that you might yet have an Emissions Trading Scheme – that whopping new tax – imposed on you that will achieve absolutely nothing except make you poorer.

It won’t stop any volcanoes from erupting, that’s for sure.

Another one of these can’t come soon enough.

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Hey, how about Ottawa for a start.

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You know humans are made up of 18.3% carbon. I suggest that all of our politicians at the Federal, Provincial and local levels do us all and our planet a favour and extract themselves from the gene pool in order to save the planet. We could all watch them expire and then, after their dastardly deed, exclaim….“Naw, I don’t think so.”

This comes to my mind:

See the source imageRemember this guy? The Reverend Jimmy Jones?

And this:

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Pics of the Jonestown massacre are too gruesome to show here. Suffice to say that this is what happens when 900 people stopped thinking for themselves and began to believe everything that they were told…

Climate Armageddon? The world is going to end in 2030??? So says this gal:

See the source imageAnd she is laughing.

Wake up. Our leaders have put a spell on you and are screwing you.

I remember this performance at Woodstock 1969

Have a great Navy day.

SJ……….……………………………….Out………………………….Dot de dot,dot,dot.

We’re Guys, After All.

Hey, we’re guys after all. What can I say? So true isn’t it ladies:

Today, my wife said to me,
“Honey,” get off your butt and fix that gutter downspout!  And, I want it done before the end of the day!”
“Well, as you all know, at my age, most of my friends are retired and do have the time to address such “Honeydos”….So, I invited some of my buddies over to help with the project.
One is a sheet metal worker.
One is an Iron Worker so he came with his welder.
One brought beer and Nachos.
One brought a grill and burgers.
Took us about 6 hours, and 30-40 beers, but we got it done just as we finished off the last of the beer and burgers.
As usual, the wife is still not happy!!
Can’t understand, cause all us guys love it! Personally, I cannot wait for it to rain.
I love it. I want one!

This is cool. I saw Tellez up close down in Dunedin (Tampa Florida)during the Jays Spring Training Camp

a baseball player swinging a bat at a ball
Tellez hits longest home run in Fenway (Boston) Park history at 505 feet.
My girlfriend got his autograph on a baseball down in Dunedin as well. so cool!

Trump Derangement Syndrome is hitting a new eye, or low.

Look at what President Trump has in his eye! CNN’s Jeanne Moos reports that he can’t blink this away. Terrifying isn’t it.
And that is why I no longer watch the Cable News Network.
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Have a great Navy day.
SJ……….………………………Out

Lie and Dry

See the source image“No slit man. This is leal”

Heard in passing from my Japanese flend reporter (above). His slots, not mine.

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Hey Slakey. What do ya think about this:

Liberal Campaign Slogan: “Erect Mean for Twenty Nineteen.” er sorry….I mean “erect me for twenty, twenty three…er sorry. Man this stuff is lick-ed. Uh hey Butts. I tink we missed da 2019 erection…er sorry…election somehow. Man oh man… er sorry People oh People… this is good stuff. Hey Jody Rebound, Stinkpots…pass the Doritos will ya like the good little Liberal “cockus” (sic) members that you are. Woe is me. It is so hard being me, especially being stoned like me. Hey that’s it. The 2019 Liberal Erection Campaign slogan:

“Be Stoned Like Me.”

“Yesss. Hey Gerry, Jody, hey, hey guys, gals…Hey, I got a good one in my hand. A sure thing for our erection day. It’s will be a sure…hey where are they?”

See the source imageHey you, yes you…are you tokin, I mean talkin to me? Well are you?

I know, I know. All of this Trudeau stuff gets pretty boring after awhile. But hey, we have an erection coming up in October so it remains important that we remain hard and fast in getting a leg up on this guy to:

“Turf the Turd”

I think that Sheer and the PCs should adopt this as their campaign slogan for the upcoming erection campaign:

“Make Cannabis Great Again and Turf the Turd”

What do you think? Does my Japanese flend…er friend…have it right?

I would love to hear your thoughts in the comments section. Just click on “Leave a Comment” at the left side of this screen or at the bottom banner.


WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is seen in a police van, after he was arrested by British police, in London, Britain.

Remember this guy. Julien Assuage (sic). “Go Justin Go,” he was heard to mutter.

Pass the “Wellies”

Millennial’s real purpose in life.

Baaaaaaaaaaa!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Climate change? Yesss

a large truck covered in snow: A Minnesota Department of Transportation snowplow helps a pair of semis struggling Wednesday to get up a ramp to eastbound Highway 14 from southbound Highway 169 near Mankato.Bring it on.

Not much going on in the world today.

High and Dry

Have a great weekend. Read ya Monday.

 

SJ……….…………………………..Out