I just did my taxes. Being a widower this is the first year I have had to do my year end taxes for just me. It ain’t pretty. In this country you are hosed if you suddenly find yourself alone. You lose all tax benefits of being married – the primary one being “income splitting.” Hey, and the CPP Death Benefit? You are better off not taking it because you will owe almost half of the $2,500 in taxes. Be prepared to be screwed over bigly by the Liberals.
I went to my MP, who is an NDP, to ask him to advocate to the Finance Minister on our behalf for an increase in the CPP Death Benefit and to make it tax free. His answer? Do it yourself. I am too busy with saving the planet.
Gillette Venus Celebrates Morbid Obesity in New SJW Ad Promoting ‘Beautiful Women of All Shapes and Sizes’
Man oh man, that’s a lot of razor blades to shave those legs. No wonder Gillette is in on this sister act. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
I wonder how much she got laid…er….paid. Sorry, Freudian slip. Gillette says: “Venus is committed to representing beautiful women of all shapes, sizes, and skin types because ALL types of beautiful skin deserve to be shown. We love Anna because she lives out loud and loves her skin no matter how the “rules” say she should display it…I wonder how much she got laid…er paid. Oops, Sorry, Freudian slip-up again. Be the best that you can be, eh Anna?
Gillette’s response? We have a razor for that!
Get all a man can get!
NATO at 70! What’s next? Well, NATO at 71.
What students could learn at New York’s Stuyvesant School? How to smoke in the boys room without getting caught. My first cigarette was a Peter Stuyvesant, which was smoked in my high school’s washroom.
Medieval diseases are making a comeback in major American cities thanks to the increasing amount of feces on the streets. No shit! San Francisco is now labelled a “Shit Hole.” Black Death can’t come soon enough to California. Progressives destroy everything they touch.
Are you going to San Francisco.
Bring plenty of ass-wipe. California is no longer the “Golden State.” Progressive policies made sure of that.
Karma! You know it’s a bad day when:
A poacher is trampled to death by an elephant, then eaten by a pride of lions – Only the man’s skull and pants were retrieved by Kruger National Park.
They followed that up with a Pride parade. Darwin award was awarded posthumourously.
Speaking of poaching:
“…so, it’s safe to say that reparations would not be a cure-all to right the wrongs of the past and put slavery behind us once and for all, but just another wealth redistribution program that would precede another, and another, and another to solve something that, in the eyes of those pushing for it, will never actually be fixed to satisfaction.” US Democratic Senator wants a reparation policy for Slavery.
Sound familiar here in Canada?
Interesting note being that all of the so called Slave States were Democratic States and that the Democrats fought hard to oppose Lincoln’s plan (Republican) to abolish slavery.
Love this:
“California Wants To Tax Soda, Guns, Pain Pills, Lawyers And Batteries…”
I can see LAWYERS but soda, guns, pain pills, batteries even? C’mon. That legislation will be sure to spawn a new crop of lawyer jokes.
Gentlemen….start you engines: A Spanish speed circuit is in hot water after an advertisement for grid girls stipulated that they “must have a size 95 or 100 chest,” which is roughly 36″ – 38″ according to La Vanguardia.
“Living out Loud.” I wonder if Venus…er Anna applied.
Oh and did you know that toxic masculinity is the cause of climate change?
I kid you not. According to progressive thought it is a root cause of climate change:
According to progressives, toxic masculinity is considered to be the dude on the left of the photo. Climate change can’t come soon enough.
A Dutch swimming pool. I want one:
Translation: Don’t have a clue. Something about a “Grand Pils” me drinks…er thinks.
Canada is warming faster than any other place in the world!
Oh Yeah? Where in Canada?
Trudeau implements Carbon Tax at the same time he makes this statement.
“Picture below is further proof that Climate Change is real and must be stopped” – with a 4 cents a litre tax grab.
ONE PROBLEM – This photo is from the Parry Sound 33 fire.
The fire in that photo was caused by a construction project for a wind turbine.
To Trudeau and Climate Barbie: “Liars, liars your pants, panties are on fire – Climate Fraudsters.”
CANADIANS….WAKE UP. You, me, we are being screwed!
Time for a Canadian Yellow Vest movement (See next story).
This just in: “Liberals Work to Stem Irregular Immigration:”
“We are going to issue every one of those irregulars with Keopectate. And, hopefully, we will keep issuing it, Keopectate that is, until they become regular.” Liberal transparency at work. What he really meant to say was: “We will address these shit disturbers, one movement at a time.”
No shit! It says so in our constitution.
And, to be issued at all Canadian border crossings:
Don’t know what the hose is for. Maybe this is a Muslim bidet!
Self driving Tesla. In car parlance Elon Muskrat would say that it’s just a flesh wound. No story here. Move on. “Well I would but it won’t start Elon.”
Then there is this. I call this “A Tesla Hoody:”
1/ Here is a video of a Model 3 crashing into the back of a Subaru Forester while on Autopilot. The impact occurs about 20 seconds into the video. Not only does the Model 3 appear to accelerate into the crash, but the airbag didn't even deploy. $TSLApic.twitter.com/XdpM7b0SFw
This is a poem I wrote some time ago when I lived in Manotick Ontario, a small town located about 10 miles south of Ottawa on the Rideau River. It is about the building of the Rideau Canal – at the time an engineering marvel. The poem is fairly long:
The Rideau Canal
The curtain does fall so majestic and proud
Such a natural wonder, so gracious a shroud
As if a powerful train of glory descends
As a continuous fall at the Outaouais end
A fire alights from the south it did spread
To the north like a plague through its heart it has bled
With a mawkish like cry for freedom and joy
But freedom’s best chance was a fraudulent ploy
From a flicker of flame to a firestorm bred
Death escalates through a life cycle of dread
And taming this shrew with its penchant for blood
Was a foolish man’s bait for poor Madison’s club
Yet the fire would spread in a harrowing scene
From a spark it would roar with a devilish scream
From Niagara on east, to a Forty Mile Creek
To a nondescript farm and a Chateauguay sneak
From Queenstown to Lundy, Detroit and the Thames
The Boxer and Enterprise, surrender of Maine
Through Ohio and Plattsburg, to a Moravian town
The war it did rage for Miss Liberty’s crown
Cities would fall and the towns they would burn
First Newark then York; it was Washington’s turn
War’s firebrand eyes thrust farther to yield
And finally burn in an Orleans field
What came but a draw in this foolish man’s quest
For power and glory are such meaningless guests
Whatever the gain from the lives that were lost
For the hawkish bent men who lied at great cost
And the curtain still fell, so majestic and proud
As if sensing the chaos, so soothing its sound
Like the rapturous strains of a torrent, transcends
To emerge as a call at the Outaouais end
***
The years fell away and the anger did wane
Rush-Baggot had calmed such a petulant strain
An American age brought prosperity’s peace
As a confidant pace of change was unleashed
But the land to the north so upright and proud
Was paranoid still to the south’s freedom sound
A country that cried for security’s calm
Yet stands all alone ‘gainst a threatening psalm
But this land full of lakes and rivers and streams
Was a natural course for a military dream
For fear set in stride a magnificent quest
To build a canal that was strategically blessed
While the mighty St Laurence was a natural draw
It was fraught with real danger from its rapid rock falls
And upstream it ran with a thunderous roar
Too close to the south with its threatening core
The Ottawa ran to St Laurence’s call
To strike from the north and a western landfall
An historical route that opened the west
Where the traders would meet at the curtain for rest
Yet two rivers did run from a common high ground
To the south and the north from Lake Rideau their sound
From the shallows and falls through the marshes and swamps
From King’s town to Wright’s town, two rivers as one
To build a canal through this wilderness screams
Of a madness and curse of the military’s dream
A task so immense, so daunting and brash
That only the British could fathom this task
But the British did find a man of the Corp
A Wellington man from the Peninsular War
A man who had held the Canadian Shield
So right for this task with indefatigable zeal
John By was a Colonel and a leader of men
Ahead of his time and a genius, well bred
An engineer’s man with a passionate streak
For simplicity’s beauty with its functional tweaks
With orders to build a navigable path
From the Outaouais south to Ontario’s wrath
To rise from a bay named the Entrance – way crept
Up flight after flight, like some nautical step
A plan was developed and contracts were signed
Engineering so simple with symmetrical lines
Pure genius at work with a heavenly hand
To guide and instruct a magnanimous man
With Drummond and Redpath, Phillips, MacKay
Canadian contractors, strong men of their day
These artists of stone were men of their word
So forthright and loyal to the Colonel’s accord
The sappers and miners and mason’s stones lay
Stonecutters and woodmen, all of the trades
For comfort, their spirit; their love of the crown
Romantic and colourful, these men of the realm
But the marvelous work that was soon to unfold
Was dependent upon the poor labourer’s code
The back wrenching work to clear out the land
And dig such a ditch with just spades in their hands
Such men from hard times, forever were cursed
To fight for survival and work through their thirst
Through backbreaking strains as their calloused hands scream
As they toiled and they toiled for this military dream
The Frenchmen held sway with their skill and savvy
So noble these men and their role as navvies
Independent of mind with a will to succeed
Just pride in their work and their songs and their deeds
But an Irishman’s fate to arrive at this place
To rescue one’s life from some wretched like fate
The scourge of the earth in the Englishman’s eye
Forgotten at home, they severed all ties
For a pestilence spread to drive them afar
From an emerald isle to this devil’s back yard
Though beauty may rest on the eye from beyond
A hellish nightmare was reality’s song
Just rags on their backs with their wives by their side
With children so weak from starvation and pride
A thousand would fall from a dengueish like hue
And die from this work’s laborious flu
Poor brothers would cry as their graves had been marked
So blind to the danger and the peril from sparks
As the powder was set with a magical link
Their lives were extinguished from the death blast’s cruel drink
Yet the lakes and the streams, swift water, rock falls
Were captured and tamed by this engineer’s call
Magnificent feats what By had achieved
In this harsh, hellish wilderness was hard to conceive
The entrance way blessed by a protestant prayer
The first stone was set by John Franklin with care
Not mindful as yet that his greatness was cast
To die in the Arctic from an arctic cold blast
The curse of Hog’s Back; an Isthmus scourge
The tranquility of Chaffey’s; Long Island was purged
At Burritt’s and Black, these rapids were tamed
And Merrickville’s beauty, a religious refrain
With names like Poonamalie, with its cedar incense
An Indian aura in a wilderness sense
Opinicon’s names and a Cranberry fog
The curse of the labourer to die in this bog
The dam at the falls known locally as Jones
Is a testament still to its magnificent stone
Block upon block in a crescent like stance
Like a rampart of genius or an engineer’s dance
The work underway, six years to progress
The locks were completed and the dams were well dressed
Through steamy hot summers, through sweat and death’s fear
Through winter’s ice jams; hell’s nightmare those years
The locks and the dams, wastewater and weirs
The cut at the entrance, eight steps to the piers
The breadth of this work remains unfathomable, sealed
As a masterpiece set in the Canadian Shield
***
The threat from the south was all but contained
For the status quo boundary was all that was gained
From the firestorm set in those years long ago
Extinguished for good as a friendship would grow
Poor tragedy’s mark on this cornerstone lay
On the heart of a man who held the Rideau at bay
Called back by a King who questioned his deed
A question of funds from some zealot to heed
An inquiry would set the tone through the years
To diminish By’s feats; he was ignored by his peers
His spirit would die from his countrymen’s chill
And not from the bog or the Isthmus ills
Yet his legacy flows for our nation to see
A wonderment still, a magnificent deed
To balance such beauty with a functional stream
Through a Canadian wilderness with just minimal means
But the jewel in the crown of this engineer’s quest
Was not the canal or a technical best
For a town had been born in the Outaouais scene
In this land full of lakes and rivers and streams
By the Barracks Hill shanty near the Sapper’s stone bend
A magnificent tower of peace would ascend
From a lower town swamp to an upper town’s view
A great city would grow with great values imbued
For this capital’s crown of achievement remains
From the peaceful green flow of the Rideau, contained
The seeds of a city and a national theme
To build a great country with the freedom to dream
And the curtain still falls, so majestic and proud
50 foods so unhealthy that they are considered E.V.I.L.
But they taste great.
Just about everything is covered in their list. So what can we do? Well I researched this so you don’t have to.
If you follow their advice you too can look like this:
So eat, drink and be scary.
These guys will not give up.
Here is what the earth will look like in 2100.
Of course we will all be dead to confirm this. I don’t understand how these so called journalist get away with proctoring shit like this:
2018 was the warmest year on record for the planet’s oceans, and the fourth-warmest year ever in terms of surface temperature. Wrong. 1934 was the warmest year on record for anything, the 1930s the warmest decade. I can honestly predict now with certainty that for these guys 2019 will be the warmest year on record. Then 2020, then 2021.
Scientists are discovering that melting in Greenland and Antarctica is occurring much faster than they previously thought. No, Greenland ice is increasing. Antarctica is getting colder with more ice.
These changes could spell disaster for coastal economies in the form of sea-level rise and more frequent (and intense) natural disasters like hurricanes. Hurricanes are a natural phenomenon. No major hurricanes in the US in the last 6 years. Sea levels are not rising significantly. Barely discernible.
If worldwide carbon-dioxide emissions aren’t curbed significantly – and soon – Earth might be almost unrecognizable by the year 2100. Yes, if we do just that the earth will look like this:
We’ve already gotten a series of one-two punches on the climate change front this year: Ocean temperatures broke records – wrong, no change, Arctic and Antarctic melting reached unprecedented rates – wrong, and extreme weather swept through the US – no, it is called winter. By the way that is a one three punch you are talking about, not a one two punch as you have stated. But then again when has math and facts ever become relevant when it gets in the way of unscientific fraudulent reporting.
By the by, the UN reported in 1988 that the Maldives would be underwater by January 1 2018, a period of 30 years. Well, guess what. Maldives today:
Water ‘s fine man.
Hey is that the Turd there. In cognitos.
The Bible was right: Beware of False Prophets.
As I mentioned in an earlier post Progressivism is destroying our way of life. Further proof in the most politically correct country on the planet:
Canadian man is fined by a tribunal for daring to call a transgendered “male to female” a male. He called him a biological male because this she/man has not had the procedure done yet. So, biologically speaking he was right. No, no, no states the Canadian tribunal. Wrong. He is really a she. We checked. This poor guy was fined $55,000!
SHE-MAN and the Masters of the Universe. I wonder what Skeletor would be thinking right now.
Bite me!
Here are a few for the books:
KKK man gets arrested for stabbing a colleague. It would appear that an argument ensued between them over who is the most racist….wow.
White and coloured Millennials feel that racial segregation on college and university campuses is a good thing and something they would support. MLK would be soooo happy and proud of this generation.
Liberals response to Saskatchewan rally to oppose the new Carbon Tax?
“Hey, its only Saskatchewan. Not to be taken seriously. I mean, c’mon now, how can anyone take a Province seriously with a name that nobody can pronounce or spell. And who in their right mind would ever name a town “Moose Jaw?” Perhaps they are twinned with “Lock Jaw.” hahahahahaha. I am so funny and witty, aren’t I Gerald? ….Gerald? ….Gerald? Where are you Gerry. C’mon now. Quit hiding on me will ya. We’ll play hide and seek when we get back to Ottawa. Okay?”
From a friend
How ya going to explain this one, when she grows up:
61-Year-Old Woman Gives Birth To Own Granddaughter For Gay Son Using His Husband’s Sister’s Egg.
Sign me up:
University Of Kansas Offers ‘Angry White Male’ Course
There is always a method to the Green’s madness:
After Banning Plastic Bags, NYC Will Now Tax Paper Bags.
Trans-man surgically transformed into an alien. It would appear that having a “dick” wasn’t enough to suppress his/her emotional problems. So, he/she has now become an alien. She/he had her/his nipples removed and wants to be know as “Thing.” How about “Klaatu?”
Or how about “The Thingy” or “Dick’s Trachea”
“I just want to be normal. To be taken seriously” he or she or thingy was heard to remark.