There Are Too Many…

There are too many pricks out there:

Syringe

Yeah, I agree. There are too many pricks out there.

How I love that word: PRICKS. It is both a subtle and an in your face meme.

And, there are too many dicks out there as well:

The NDP (New Democratic Party) leadership race is underway — and the party is limiting signatures from ‘cis’ men.

Why? Well there are:

“Just too many dicks to handle.” one NDP supporter was heard in passing.

Oh and whitey need not apply. Only downtrodden people are allowed to run because:

There are just too many freaks out there to ignore.

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Especially in the NDP and Green Party. That equates to votes…don’t ya know…

And:

There are just too many weird politicians out there:

Canada has its fair share. Crown Royal is made in Manitoba and was bottled in Windsor On. That is until Ford opened his big bad mouth and poked the American bear. Buy Canadian he says. Elbows up he says and then castigates Crown Royal for moving its bottling operation to the states. Why? Follow the good money. Ford ‘s a businessman. He should know better. If you tax the snot out of businesses, and successful ones at that, then what do you expect Dougie? A run for the tax sheltered exits…the US of A.

Personally I like Gibson’s. Premier Ford has only himself to blame…

And:

Imagine this ban in British Columbia? 4 days earlier he was encouraging Nova Scotians to get out there and enjoy nature.

NFLD fires deliberately set. Setting summer wildfires is a new tool in the eco-terrorist’s tool box.

There are too many enviro – mentals out there:

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There are just too many obfuscators out there:

Carney seems to be taking credit for CUSMA – the free trade deal was initially brokered by Conservative Brian Mulroney back in 1988 – called NAFTA. Carney was playing midget hockey back them so hence the hockey analogy. He should be getting a game misconduct for that remark of getting the best trade deal for Canada because this prime negotiator and his elbows up team have failed Canadians in their negotiations with the US. He says that 85% of Canada’s trade with the US is tariff free – implying, thanks to him – that Canada has the best trade deal in the world with the US. Yes Carney that is true and has been since 1988. Unfortunately the useful idiots who elected these……….fail to grasp or believe that reality.

The Emperor Has No Clothes

Obfuscation!

Conservative Finance Minister Jim Flaherty steered Canada through the financial crisis of 2008. So says the Prime Minister Harper of the time. Yet Carney is taking credit for that one too…obfuscation!

Unfortunately, most central and eastern Canadians have short memories and believe this BS.

More disinformation.

There are just too many jerks out there. Soda jerks that is. The Canadian Football Team (CFL) Calgary Stampeders have a whole team of them:

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Calgary’s Soda Jerk uniforms. Not like my dear Argos. Except in these colours:

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Not tough but pansy looking just like Canada’s Royal Air Force uniforms.

And there are just too many nerds out there.

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I maybe nerdy and goofy but I don’t lie.


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Snap Election Coming

Carney wants a Liberal majority government so he can implement his radical policies before Pierre P can get a momentum going, and thus appease Donald Trump, who will be along for the ride.  Right now Carney’s Liberals have a substantive lead into majority territory based of the latest polls in Canada (August). They have a 10-12 point lead over the Conservatives right now. They will use fear over Trump and the US to achieve the majority.

Can opposites attract? Mark Carney represents everything Trump hates – with one exception

 

Never mind that under 10 years of Liberal rule we have:

  • Worst housing affordability in our history;
  • Skyrocketing national debt;
  • Runaway inflation;
  • Homelessness and tent cities – in just about every Canadian city;
  • Rising crime rates;
  • Opioid deaths on the rise;
  • Health care system collapsing;
  • Bank account freezing for peaceful but anti-liberal government protests;
  • Ethics scandal after scandal;
  • Censorship of Canadians;
  • Food bank use out of sight;
  • Excessive government spending;
  • 25 year high interest rate;
  • Out of control immigration;
  • Loss of international reputation;

And what is the Liberal government game plan? Same as the old one that got them elected:

Ca-ringe – worthy!

Elbows Up! Mike Myers, PM Mark Carney's Message to Canada, Trump

  • Portray PP as a threat to  Canada’s sovereignty and democracy;
  • Wildly exaggerate the literal possibility of a US takeover thereby putting the Canadian electorate in a fear induced frenzy and on a war footing similar to that of WW 2;
  • Pick the most credible Liberal leader – Mark Carney – to shift attention away from failed Liberal policies (see above);
  • Ditch some of Trudeau’s most unpopular policies such as the carbon tax;
  • Focus on big spending infrastructure, public investment and industrial policy initiative rather than woke initiatives – but don’t do anything;
  • Ignore valid complaints about Canada’s defence posture; and
  • Pretend that Canada’s issues with the US can only be solved by radically diversifying Canada’s security and economic relationships in a bi-polar direction with the US.

Their plan worked perfectly. The plan was set in motion last September, 4 months prior to Trudeau’s resignation announcement. The whole scenario was a scam – Trudeau’s meeting with Trump in November (planned); the 51st state announcement by Trump (planned); Trudeau’s resignation announcement (planned); the Liberal leadership convention (a planned sham); Carney’s win as the party leader and automatic Prime Minister appointment (sham) and the the calling of the snap election the following April (sham). Trump was in on this with the Liberal Party of Canada right from the start.

Canadians have been duped bigly. But Canadians, in general, especially those in Ontario, Quebec and the Maritimes are unsophisticated and stupid when it comes to the issues of the day.

Watch for further decline in this country, another snap election and a majority Liberal win. When that occurs the possibility of the west leaving Canada as well as Quebec becomes very real. And we only have ourselves to blame. Well, central and eastern Liberal boomer voters that is.

Canadians, in general, have a pathological hatred for the US and Americans that is fueled by our politicians and MSM for political gain. Pathological as it feeds into their massive inferiority complex, anxieties and insecurities.

Liberal policy is insane yet central and eastern Canadians keep voting them in.

I wonder why? Quebec gets 13.5 Billion dollars. BC, Sask and Alberta? ZERO.

Is this fair

Canada is doomed!

And this from an outsider:


When music was great and bands were bands:

Question

Enjoy

 

 

Nada To See Here. Move On.

This is interesting. From Marc Nixon:

Watch until minute 9 (David Lundquist Tik Tok) and then Premier Ford’s inarticulate diatribe against Trump at minute 18 and beyond. He is one reason why Canada’s economy is imploding right now. He and other Premiers fail to face economic reality. The last bit around minute 30:14 until the end is sad and comical.

Canada should ask Trump exactly what he wants and then do it. Full stop.

“Canada is facing its most existential threat since World War 2.” So says our Prime Mortician, Snidely Whiplash aka Mark Carney. So what does he do? He sends his entire government on a 3 month vacation.

Ontario, Quebec and the Maritimes? You have been duped.

And what does our Prime Mortician Mark Carney say about all of this:

 

 


or this from Canada’s Valley Girl:

The Canadian Embassy in Washington hired a US$2,000-an hour consultant for tips on how to talk to Americans, records show. It followed then-Foreign Minister Mélanie Joly’s boast that Canadian diplomats had expertise that “goes deep at different levels of American society.”

And how does Trump talk to imbecile Canadian politicians like this one?

You’re Fired!


And where is the world is Snidely Whiplash in all of this? After all, Canada has given Ukraine billions of dollars that went straight into the Central Swiss bank of the Ukraine! (See minute 30:14 in the above video).

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Oh, he is on vacation!

All of this nonsense makes me want to take a psychedelic respite:

Tomorrow Never Knows

 

Good Times

Canada’s state of affairs.

Or this bit of nonsense:

And then there is this:

How ya going to top this in BC? Surely they will come up with some ridiculous ban!  For the greater good….Oh wait. The government just gave 150% (?) of the Province to the Indigenous peoples. You remember that title to your home? Well…. it is for the greater good you know.

And, we need MAiD for grandma and grandpa. After all it is for the greater good for our health care system to survive.

We are in hard times as a result of weak leadership.

We need strong leadership….NOW!

And common sense, which our current leadership, at all levels of government, clearly lack.

Hey, did ya know that the Canadian Embassy in Washington hired a consultant at $2,000 per hour to teach Canadian diplomates on how to talk to American politicians. $2 effin thousand bucks an hour. Can you believe that? Are you kidding me? They should all be fired.

C’mon, let’s get back to good times:

It is for the greater good.

Shakeyjay is out of here.

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Canada’s Reality…Biters!

Our Prime Mortician, Snidely Whiplash, at Vancouver Pride.

Prime Minister Mark Carney at the Vancouver Pride Parade.

I wonder where his right hand is?

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CBC’s smear campaign against this religious man and worship singer. Why? Because he is conservative republican and therefore is MAGA and BAD, and scary. He is the American bogeyman underneath your children’s bed. And what is wrong with Making Anything Great Again. Canada should be so lucky as our country goes down the toilet.

And yet, this is condoned in Canada:

Legacy media silent as pro- Sharia Imam kicks off Canadian Tour.

EXCLUSIVE: Legacy media silent as pro-Sharia imam kicks off Canadian tour

And this:

Church burnings tied to unproven discovery of unmarked graves at residential schools

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“This action is wrong but understandable.” so says our Prime Minister at the time.

Canada / Canadians are guilty of that most heinous crime: genocide. So says our dear leader’s report on Residential Schools!

I will never forgive him for that comment.

And this from Canada’s current Prime Mortician, Snidely Whiplash:

Canada to recognize Palestinian State at Septembers UN conference.

This is what the Palestinian (state) does to Israelis held by Hamas:

The West is complicit in Hamas’s torture of the hostages

Canada pledges $30,000,000 in Gaza aid, $10,000,000 for Palestinian Authority to work toward statehood (naivete). In addition to $500M (1/2 billion) to the most corrupt country in Europe – Ukraine.

Swiss bankers have been notified of Canada’s largess to the PLO and Ukrainian politicians.

Yeah right.

Meanwhile. Back in Canada!

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And this:

A 14-year-old girl found guilty of manslaughter in the 2022 fatal swarming of homeless man Kenneth Lee was sentenced to 16 months of probation on Friday, August 1, 2025.

Liberal policy enabled transfer of violent serial rapist to women’s prison.

Meanwhile Tamara Lich and Chris Barber, the two Freedom Convoy leaders, are facing a potential prison sentence of seven years for mischief, with the Crown seeking an eight-year sentence for Barber.  The sentencing decision is expected on October 7, 2025.

How appropriate to sentence these two on the anniversary of the Hamas massacre of Israelis.

Oh and Carney’s Liberal government ordered Air Canada employees back to work – without parliamentary debate but by a fax decree. Democracy in Canada is but a fantastical illusion.

Wake up Central and Eastern Canadians!

 

Oh and by the way, Canada’s Charter of Rights and Freedoms isn’t worth the ass-wipe paper it is written on (read above).

Oh and by the by, Newfoundland fires started by a 20 year old arsonist. In fact many of the wildfires in Canada are a result of arson. Same in Nova Scotia. It is the new enviro – mental radical’s new normal. Arrest these people and throw the book at them. Oh wait, this is Canada where perpe-traitors have rights and the victims? Well…..nada.


Canadian affordable housing plan

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Or Toronto’s solution to the affordable housing crisis:

THE TORONTO CONTAINER HOUSE

Would you want to live here?

And Snidely’s vision and dream for affordable housing?

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Because you will own nothing and be happy.

Other Canadian truths:

Canada is the wokest country in the world;

Woke-ism will destroy Canada;

Canada is the most virtue signaling country on the planet;

There is no place in Canada for racism or discrimination. So says Justin Trudeau, yet the systemic racism and discrimination in Ottawa are on steroids, especially against white, unilingual Anglos;

Quebec runs Canada through its Ottawa proxy;

The UK will be the west’s first country with Sharia law. Canada will be second;

Canada will be a Muslim led country by 2100;

Canada will never get a trade deal with the US as long as it maintains it’s supply management framework. This is code for; we must appease Quebec at all costs and at the expense of the rest of Canada’s trade potential;

Home ownership in Canada will soon be a pipe-dream;

Canada’s housing and affordability crisis rests with our Provincial and Federal Governments…not you;

Our Prime Mortician, Snidely Whiplash, talks a great word salad but does nothing in response – so pass the French dressing;

Canada’s global affairs department is a laughing stock internationally. Melanie Joly, Canada’s previous Minister of Global affairs is our version of America’s Valley Girl;

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Our current Global Affairs minister looks equally enthused, impressed. That is her on the left!

Canada’s military is a joke;

Canada’s version of the F35;

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Canada’s charter of Rights and Freedoms isn’t worth the paper it is written on. Oh, I said that already;

Canada’s Liberal government is the epitome of tax, tax, tax and spend, spend spend. No accountably, no transparency;

A majority government in Canada is, in reality, a four year dictatorship. The Prime Minister can do whatever he or she wants with no pushback;

The current Liberal government in Ottawa is a clown show. The House of Commons is in reality, a House of Clowns. Question Period should be renamed Questionable…period!;

Canadians (generally) think they are better than everybody else, especially Americans. This reflects a national identity crisis of a massive inferiority and insecurity complex; and

On and on it goes. Where this will stop no hardworking patriotic Canadian will ever know. Only the Liberals know for sure…pity!

Consider this natural 80 year cycle. Each phase is about 20 years in length:

Hard times produce strong leaders;

Strong leaders produce good times;

Good times produce weak leaders; and

Weak leaders produce hard times.

Can you figure out where Canada is at the moment? I can.


Shakeyjay is out of here.


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