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Drat: Climate Changes Man

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Breaking News: UN has just announced that their Climate Change doctrine has been an elaborate hoax. Their climate change models have been wrong from the “Get Go.”

UN Secretary General Wants to Take Action Against Oil Companies Due to Climate Change

“You can blame it all on Global Warming.” so says Anthony Fender Guitar-ez

Response at the latest UN Security council meeting?

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But in Woke Canada?

“Climate change is an existential threat that has to be stopped.” So says our Prime Mortician Mark Snidely Whiplash Carney.

“Excuse me but I have a private jet to catch. 500K air miles in eleven months tires you out.”

Mark Carney says net-zero impossible without nuclear power — Decentralised Energy Canada

But, Canadians are not buying it.

Drat!

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Has Mark Carney’s travel on CFC1 (and other fights) been worth it? Totaling 235,207 Km distance traveled. That is 5.8 times around the world. These are only his official flights. Counties visited. England / UK United States of America / USA, France, Ukraine, Latvia, Poland, Mexico, Indonesia, South Korea, Germany, United Arab Emirates / UAE South Africa. That is a lot of MOUs to sign. My hand is tired.
“But you, my dumb Canadian liberal voters, have to reduce your carbon footprint, drive an EV, stop eating meat, adopt a 15 minute city, buy heat pumps, solar panels, stop flying, stop having fun and…VOTE LIBERAL!
“For you see peons, these rules are for thee and not for me – or my elite Liberal friends and colleagues.
“I am Mark Carney, the Prime Minister of Canada…and you’re not!
And my take on all of this?

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Hey man. Got any climate change?

Because its 2026!

Don’t know but I do know that:

  1. Climate change is a  feminist movement. Why, because it’s always changing man…..;
  2. Carbon is a transgendered element of the Periodic Table. It is stuck between that borion “B” and that nitrogen-der;
  3. Cow farts and flatulence contributes to Global Warming and is therefore a masculine threat. Why? Because women never, ever fart. And if they do their farts never stink. It must be stamped out immediately. See #1 above;
  4. The other day an activist told me that Archimedes worked for big oil. This was in response to a discussion I had with him that he needn’t worry about major flooding and sea level rising if the Arctic Ice Cap melts
  5. Eureka! The Arctic Ice Cap is not melting. It’s expanding. It must be a feminist movement as well. “Am I getting bigger. Do I look fat to you honey?. Eureka! By the way, you don’t smell so well yerself;
  6. Global Warming causes hot summer weather;
  7. Global Warming causes cold, frigid winter weather, i.e., frigidity;
  8. Frigidity is a feminist movement and must be stamped out at all costs. See #1 above;
  9. Global cooling is therefore, a feminist threat, and must be met with #3 above;
  10. Under peer review, as temperatures rise the warming effects of global warming will offset the cooling effects of global cooling as a result of the global warming. Got that? Yeah? cool! Chill out man, er woman, er ne, ve or ze, er wo…oops…man;
  11. Pesticides found in Marijuana! Ban marijuana now before it kills us;
  12. Pot for kids! Ban pot now because you can’t call that kettle back;
  13. Under the new marijuana legislation, every pot has a lid man, er women, er ne,ve or ze!;
  14. Heaven help us if the kids are our future…see #12 above;
  15. Hooray for natural gas…see #3 above.
  16. Liquid natural gas? Well a good dose of Keopectate will take care of that;
  17. Greenpeace and US activists protest First Nation sponsored aqua-culture…What?;
  18. Ne, Ve or Ze. Clockwork Oranges.
  19. Smoking kills but smoking pot is alright man. It’s out of sight, out of mind, and out of body; and
  20. Thank God that I will be dead soon…see #s 19,14 and 12 above.

Madness!

But I do know that now you can drive that car and not feel guilty about is.

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Another COP-Out!

Where the Global elites come to play…next November / December.

COP30: A Dalliance Masquerading as a Climate Conference – in Brazil’s Amazon rain forest for heaven’s sake.

Watch Canada’s Prime Mortician, Snidely Whiplash, make some outrageous promise to save the planet from itself.

Why can’t these guys meet via zoom?

The cost of COPs is starting to rival the Olympic Games. Did you know that the two day G7 meeting in Kananaskis cost the Canadian taxpayer 300 million dollars. What did it achieve? Nada, Rien. Trump left after one day. A friggin disaster.

This year’s theme song?

Coming live from the Amazon rain forest:

“Can’t wait” said one COP 30 fan:

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Typical, normal woke nonsense from Canada, the world’s wokest country.

Leadership requirements for the New Democrat Party:

From the Victoria Times Colonist

NDP leader rules limit support from non-transgender men

(italics are mine)

— The NDP has released the official rules for its leadership race — and they’re telling candidates they must gather specific numbers of signatures from supporters in diverse regional, racial and LGBTQ+ groups.

Leadership candidates must collect at least 500 signatures each to enter the race. No more than 50 per cent of those signatures can come from non transgender men, the party says.

And whitey need not apply.

At least 100 signatures collected by each candidate must come from people in “equity seeking groups,” which include party members who are LGBTQ+, Indigenous or racialized, or those who live with a disability, the party says.

And whitey need not apply!

At least 10 per cent of a candidate’s signatures must come from young New Democrats aged 25 years or under.

Candidates must also collect at least 50 signatures apiece from each of five different regions in Canada — the Atlantic, Quebec, Ontario, the Prairies, and B.C. and the North.

Oops, that’s 6 regions.

The NDP currently holds three seats representing B.C. in the House of Commons, one in Alberta, one in Manitoba, one in Quebec and the sole Nunavut seat.

That’s seven seats out of a total 338.

And whitey need not apply!

Good thing that they, the NDP, will never form government in this country. But then again Elizabeth May…be…keeps getting elected.

And what does Canada’s Prime Mortician, Snidely Whiplash, say about all of this:

“Drat! I’m shaking in my boots.”

Canada’s leadership…in a song:

Canadians, especially those in Ontario, Quebec and the Maritimes do live in a Yellow Submarine.

Oh, and an afterthought. In September Canada is going to recognize Palestine as a sovereign state. In reality the Palestinian state and leadership is a Hamas and Iranian proxy. And Hamas’s mission is to destroy Israel and murder all the Jews — a goal stated in its founding charter, and on which it has never wavered. If and when this happens I for one will be ashamed to call myself a Canadian.

Thanks Snidely!

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