Tag: madness

Back…and Mad.

I am back. Had a great time in Toronto. Jays beat the Yankees 2 out of 3 games. Enjoyable.

Down to business:

Some people think I am a redneck due to the nature of some of my posts. I don’t think I am. I just try to poke some fun at the news makers of the day or the day’s events. And in today’s social media world there is no limit to my subject matter. And, after all, this is a redneck:

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I can assure you, I do not look like this dude. Scary eyes. Maybe the guy behind him perhaps.

Kind of ticked off, no really mad, with the results of the Murdered and Missing Women inquiry’s conclusions. I remember saying to a friend of mine when they began this investigation some 4 years ago. 4 years ago? Are you kidding me? Now that is a tragedy! I mean everyone knows who is to blame. The RCMP, Canada’s national  constabulary, have found that up to 80% of the murdered and missing women cases can be attributed to family violence, domestic disputes within the indigenous community. But no, that is not good enough. They had to come up with a conclusion that will put “whitey” square into their crosshairs. And they have done that in spades. It would appear that Canada has committed that most heinous of crime: “GENOCIDE.” Our dear illustrious leader, in all of his narcissistic glory, admitted such, in tears no less, just last week in Vancouver.

The meaning of genocide? I looked it up so you don’t have to. According to Websters, of which I have a copy right here beside me, the act of genocide is the deliberate killing of a very large number of people or ethnic group. The key word here is deliberate. Thus, according to our dear leader, every Canadian who is not indigenous, is to blame for the attempted and deliberate elimination of the indigenous ethnic group in Canada. We here in Canada are on par with the Nazi’s Holocaust, Stalin’s Russian purges, Turkey’s Armenian murders, Pol Pot and his Cambodian killing fields and the more recent Rwanda Tutsi killings:

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Are you, my fellow Canadians, happy with that? Of course Trudeau should be very careful in what he says.

The UN, The World Court in the Hague and the Organization of American States have launched their own investigations into this and if they deem that genocide has indeed occurred in Canada, then Trudeau, as the sitting Prime Minister of Canada could find himself arrested and convicted with a life sentence. That happened to the Prime Minister of Rwanda. Now that would be justice in my mind’s eye to Trudeau who has willy nillied broad brushed us all into his disgusting view of the Canadian people.

If the intent here is reconciliation with indigenous Canadians then the government has misfired on all of its cylinders, as far as I am concerned.

I am ashamed to be a Canadian today. October cannot come soon enough.

First nations have conferred upon our dear leader with a new native name. Recently in Vancouver the Chief of the First Nations honoured Trudeau with an indigenous name…”Walking Goose.” Of course Trudeau was ecstatic and in all of his narcissistic selfie glory with this new honour.

After the solemn ceremony a reporter went up to the Chief to ask of him the meaning of this title.

“Walking Goose,” the Chief explained, refers to a bird that is so full of shit that it cannot fly.

And here is another bit of natural history:

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel.

Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.

Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.

The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and vice versa. These two were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals.

2. Conservatives.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called ‘vegetarians’ which was an early human word meaning ‘bad hunter’) learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men “evolved” into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.

Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.

Modern Liberals like special flavored beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine spritzers or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: many liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men.

Most college professors, social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, film makers in Hollywood, group therapists and community organizers are liberals. Liberals meddled in our national pastime and invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are members of the military, big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, airline pilots, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today’s lesson in world history. It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to this post.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be shared immediately to other true believers and to just piss-off more liberals.

And there you have it. To make matters worse but of no surprise really:

Prime Minister Trudeau is a Liberal

 

Madness! But it doesn’t have to be. It’s a mad, mad world but only if you want it to be, it doesn’t have to be.
Don’t listen to fools… like our Prime Minister. Listen to your heart. A depressing song but Trudeau’s genocide statement makes me very, very  sad…and mad.
Have a great Navy day.
SJ……….………………………………………………………..Out.

One Thing Leads to Another

Went golfing yesterday. First round of the season for me.

I sucked. Although I have been retired from the Navy now for 7 years I am still playing a military style of golf: left, right, left, right, left, right. Halt, while I look for my balls in the trees. Which reminds me of why I got that “Big Bertha” of a driver. It gives me about 50 – 100 yards further distance into the bush.

I once played with a guy who was really good but he cheated like crazy. One day we were out playing, started around noon, and he told me. SJ, if the ball falls within the shadow of the flag it’s a gimme. Really! Well that’s okay at noon but at 4pm it’s another story in itself…..Geesh.

What did Mark Twain say about golf?: “how to destroy a perfectly good walk in the park.” or something like that. So true.

Mystery of Life: …so why do they yell “four” on a golf course to indicate that a ball may hit you or come close to you? Why don’t they just yell “duck”? It has more of an oomph to it. No confusion whatsoever.

Oh well. Hopefully my game will come to the “four” this summer!

Is there anyone out there in blogland like me truly tired of the constant news barrage about Trump?

Trudeau states: “To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith….or mental state. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada. Brain damage ended his career in the US. Welcome to Canada. Now practicing in Saskatchewan. Where??

Unintended consequential update: …patient in Saskatchewan who required surgery on his right knee, has right frontal lobe of his brain removed… Diversity is our strength y’know. We’ll hire anybody!

Canadian NDP shunted from “Caucus” due to alleged – there’s that word again – conduct: Their investigator found…. “that he, Weir, had probably sat or stood too close to people at social events and tried to talk to them when they didn’t want to talk.

The NDP alligators were out in force:

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Singh, the NDPs leader said Weir ‘failed to read non-verbal cues in social situations…’”

Non verbal cues. Canadian code for:  “Why oh why couldn’t they have just told me to “fook off””

Another Mystery of Life: why hasn’t the radical feminist movement objected to the word ‘Caucus” used in parliamentary circles? Huh? Huh?

“It’s not inclusive” a female’s member said.

This just in:

Stone tools found in the Philippines predate the arrival of modern humans to the islands by roughly 600,000 years—but researchers aren’t sure who made them.

The eye-popping artifacts, unveiled on Wednesday in Nature, were abandoned on a river floodplain on the island of Luzon beside the butchered carcass of a rhinoceros. .

The carved bones are most likely between 631,000 and 777,000 years old, with researchers’ best estimate coming in around 709,000 years old. The research pushes back occupation of the Philippines to before the known origin of our species, Homo sapiens.

But the question remains:

…it’s an open question on how these hominins crossed an open ocean?

Well, that’s easy: in an open boat stupid! And then they came to Canada:

“To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith state (as long as it’s not Christian)….or mental state, or evolutionary state. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada….well stated! Homo Erections from the Philippines are more than welcome here…especially in Toronto.”

Boy Scout madness!  (Italics are mine)

The Boy Scouts have been slowly dying for years because people insist girls should be able to join — much to the Girl Scouts’ chagrin. The race for inclusivity at any cost started with Boy Scouts having a policy against gay staff members — a policy that quickly died.

The group accepted its first “transgender” scout in 2017 — a nine-year-old. In doing so, they officially ditched the policy of determining gender by birth certificate. A 9 year old transgendered? Are they for real here?

Understandably, the Girl Scouts of America is not happy about this change. The organization has vocally opposed gender inclusion the whole way through. Nevertheless, more than 3,000 girls have signed up to join the what used to be the Boy Scouts. That’s a direct threat to the girl scouts — therefore a direct threat to your supply of thin mints and Maple Flavoured Cookies.

Clearly, America needs to wake up and remember boys and girls are different. Thank God for that. Have you ever looked closely at “Bruce “the Caitlyn” Jenner’s pictures?” Shudder the vision.

But the radical progressives would have us think differently. These maniacs are out to destroy our civilization. They have to be stopped.

Be careful as one thing will just lead to another.

Song of the day:

SJ……………………………….Out

Read ya on Monday. Have a great weekend.

 

Dead End Street

Wine for oil. Well, I guess their both fluid. BC doesn’t want oil from Alberta but they want the wine to keep flowing. Well let’s reverse the Kinder Morgan pipeline and start pumping wine through it to the wineries in Alberta. Change out the oil refineries into wineries. That should do it. We cannot drive or heat our homes but our hearts and souls will remain warm and fuzzy with a bottle of Shiraz. If we become so drunk and inebriated with the grape heck we won’t be able to drive our cars anyway and we won’t really know or care if our houses are freezing cold.  We could then change our national anthem to; doo – do-do-do-do-do-do-do-doo and put these guys on our money:

See the source imageIf we’re all pissed and can’t drive our cars then who gives a rats ass about our driveways anyway. Yess….go for it I says. Let’s adopt Venezuela’s oil policy:

Love those red berets. Reminds me of the grape. Oil for wine program. A huge success. Pissed all the time.

Don’t ya just love our Liberal policies. Let’s see. We now have:

Gender budget:  “Yo honey, bring home some Shiraz will ya. Yeah, I got the Instant Pot going”

Gender pipelines: “Turn on the Merlot spigot…now”

Gender infrastructure: “1,000 BPD output. That’s bottles per day, not barrels.”

Gender military: “Splice the main-brace honeybunch. Shiraz or Merlot?”

Gender environment: “Marry a tree and save the planet.”

Gender everything: Yo!

Gender decision making – oxymoronic.

Heard around the Liberal policy table in Ottawa:

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“No Gladys, you do it.” “No Martha I insist. You do it.” “No Gladys I can’t do it. You do it.” “Really. No, you do it.” “No you do it,” “No you do it.” “No you do it.”

Now caught at a gender policy impasse Martha and Gladys turn to their gender neutral colleague for guidance. “Hey Francis Frances, what do you think?” “Huh” Francis Frances laments and smiles as he pours himself another glass of Shiraz!

This new fangled kitchen appliance is called “Instant Pot”

All the crack and potheads out there are in a tizzy over this new appliance.

“Yaaayyyy.No more grow-ops,” one pothead was heard to remark. “No need for hydroponics either man…er people.” “It’s gender neutral as well,” a third crackhead added. “You gotta like that.”

“It’s smokin bad people!”

It was in the new Liberal gender budget. All of the middle class in Canada will get one. “It’s gender neutral man…er woman…er I mean people / wo-people. We’re all getting screwed but we won’t care as we’ll all be stoned while the government is screwing us. Yo, Truedope…its a win-win situation I tells ya.”

And this guys reaction to this new appliance says it all:

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Oscar’s lowest rating yet. Viewers must have been reading this blog.

The two nannies who take care of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s three young children are on track to cost Canadian taxpayers nearly $100,000 a year.  So, how’s the $10 a day child care benefit going to help average Canadians you ask? Just back from his India sojourn, the Prime Minister responded by saying: “Well, I’m the Prime Minister of Canada and you’re not! Oh how I love being me.”

We’re all living on a Dead End Street:

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SJ……………………………..Out

 

 

 

 

 

Spaghetti for Brains

Maldives. This street has had its name changed to Canal Street in time for the main event scheduled 01 January 2018:

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“Can’t wait” one resident was heard to say. “Won’t have to drive cars anymore. We’ll be saving the planet one island at a time.”
Meanwhile, over at Bonn Germany, during the newly appointed feast-day known as COP 23, Canada again has the largest turnout of climate Barbies and Ken delegates of any nation. That’s because we love living off the governments teat, one Canadian delegate said. And as a nation we’re sooo smug. “Car-bon….Car-bon…Car-bon…Car-bon.” …and screwed. But they had to change that chant very quickly when someone pointed out to them that their chant really meant: Cars? Good…Cars? Good. when translated from their Quebec French dialect also know as: “What’s that you say language. Tabernac?” Jean Pierre from Chicoutimi snorted.
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Yeah, I know. Canada’s stupidity is so sad that one has to laugh. Hey did you see the Turd’s new socks? And you have one week to get that hand off my knee!
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From True-Dope Mandate Letter Tracker. Mandate letter number one:
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Screw the Middle Class: Reference: New Smoke and Mirrors Policy – Result achieved. They, the middle class – us – are really, really screwed and the Finance Minister is happy because he has More-Dough in True-Dough’s pockets.
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Heard in passing by our expert climate guys and gals: “CO2 is a pollutant that must be addressed.” Of course in 100 years from now the planet will be inhospitable. 100 years from now.” I say that with these guys and gals in charge it is inhospitable now! No, CO2 it is not a pollutant. It is a natural component of the earth’s atmosphere. We all exhale CO2 with every breath we take. CO2 is what makes our planet livable – that is why our climate delegation is a huge fraud.
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“Say what? What did you say Dirty, or ask? Oh, what do I think of Canada’s foreign policy?”
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“Well, it’s all foreign to me Dirty.” His answer to the Filipino President. And then there’s this:
And what about you and the Trudeau name? Old stock? and I don’t mean the beer. Are we screwed as a nation or what? By the way by old stock White Canadians he means me and you. Canadians wake up. And he applauded our Governor General’s recent public remarks when she castigated all Canadians who had faith-based beliefs and values. “God? C’mon now! Be rational here folks.” This is an attack on our values. Of course Indigenous Peoples are excluded here because as we know they have lots of spirits!
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News of the world. I can’t make this stuff up:
  • It was his “tongue in cheek” that did it. Gene Simmons banned forever from Fox News Channels.
  • Successful people never say these two phrases: “Go F%$K yourself” or “Piss Off.” like the rest of us say all the time. No, we may not be successful but we sure as hell feel good about ourselves. Remember, one cannot say “Cheerio” anymore when saying goodbye because of the evil connotations to that breakfast cereal.
  • BC’s economic policy. “The Barista Joint Policy.”  “We were just starting to turn the tide on that opposition to everything. For the first time, since white contact, we were ready to take our place in B.C. and Canada. Instead, B.C. is not going to exist pretty soon in terms of investment. That is how worried I am.” in response to the NDP / Green coal-a-listen that wants to stop all resource development in BC….we’re screwed, no we’re doomed.
  • More out of the closet groping. This time Al Franken. See Gene Simmons’ comment above
  • World’s first human head transplant a success, controversial scientist claims. The world’s first human head transplant has been carried out on a corpse in China in an 18-hour operation that showed it was possible to successfully reconnect the spine, nerves and blood vessels.  Success? Yeah, but he / she is still dead. “Don’t bother me with the small stuff” the Italian surgeon was heard to say as he was slurping his spaghetti. “We’re well ahead of the game here” he added. The operation was carried out by a team led by Dr Xiaoping Ren, who last year successfully grafted a head onto the body of a monkey.  Clockwork Orange anyone?  Leave well enough alone.

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  • Lesson here? Stay well clear of an Italian medical clinic! And, I’ll never eat Chinese food again. Oops that’s two lessons learned. Then again the new math rocks! I am right, you are wrong. 1 + 1 is 11!

 

Have a great weekend.

 

 

SJ…………………………………………………Out!