Tag: Pot

Eight Miles High

My friend sent me this little bit of turdism:

Who in the world is Jacques Bougie?

Jacques Bougie, who JUST happens to not only sit on the Board of SNC-Lavalin. He also sits on the Board for……ta da….The Trudeau Foundation.

It also turns out that he is a Director at McCain Foods….you know…Bill Mor-dough (Minister of Finance) wife’s family business. Really! Yes really.

But there is not a conflict of interest here. Move on.

Christians are being attacked and persecuted like no other religious group. But no response from the media or our leaders:

Easter Worshippers? I hate chocolate bunnies.  This is what Easter has come down to for many people.

See the source imageYeah, I am amazed too.

Religion of peace. Time to call a spade a spade but our leader the Turd will not comply.

Sad to be a Canadian these days. Thanks to the Turd our collective values have gone down the toilet. This is how Canadians treat a convicted terrorist. Khadr is even a hero to Canada’s Green Party Leader Elizabeth May.

Sick, sick, sick. The CBC ( Canada’s government run national TV network) should be tanked. And Trudeau brought to account. And on Easter Sunday. The same day Islamic terrorists blew up some 290 plus Christians, mainly Catholics, in Sri Lanka.

Like…like, wow man. Our future leadership is like….. wow.

Come to Canada man. The Turd has thrown out the welcome mat. Canada, where a new hip replacement procedure will take over 10 months of waiting.

Like, like taking coal from Newcastle comes this: Selling ice to Eskimos, at a higher price and with controlled access, as only a government program can do. Marijuana Sales in Canada Are Going Nowhere Fast, analysts, who are high on pot, say.

Love this:

Charlize Theron: My 3 Year-Old Boy Said She’s a Girl, ´So, There You Go!´

I am a ham sandwich, so there you go.

Gary Taube’s new book: Why We Get Fat. A whole book about that??

Does eating too much have anything to do with it? Perhaps!

Crazy man.

Music today sucks…bigly. Here is a 1960s band “The Byrds” with their Eight Miles High hit.

https://youtu.be/e8QypoBpQqI

And another hit: Mr Tambourine Man

https://youtu.be/gYLKlgalHMs

Music today sucks, bigly. Oh, I said that already.

Have a great day.

Oh and for my European friend: sorry about the Leafs man…well…maybe not!

SJ……….…………………….Out

 

 

Dead End Street

Wine for oil. Well, I guess their both fluid. BC doesn’t want oil from Alberta but they want the wine to keep flowing. Well let’s reverse the Kinder Morgan pipeline and start pumping wine through it to the wineries in Alberta. Change out the oil refineries into wineries. That should do it. We cannot drive or heat our homes but our hearts and souls will remain warm and fuzzy with a bottle of Shiraz. If we become so drunk and inebriated with the grape heck we won’t be able to drive our cars anyway and we won’t really know or care if our houses are freezing cold.  We could then change our national anthem to; doo – do-do-do-do-do-do-do-doo and put these guys on our money:

See the source imageIf we’re all pissed and can’t drive our cars then who gives a rats ass about our driveways anyway. Yess….go for it I says. Let’s adopt Venezuela’s oil policy:

Love those red berets. Reminds me of the grape. Oil for wine program. A huge success. Pissed all the time.

Don’t ya just love our Liberal policies. Let’s see. We now have:

Gender budget:  “Yo honey, bring home some Shiraz will ya. Yeah, I got the Instant Pot going”

Gender pipelines: “Turn on the Merlot spigot…now”

Gender infrastructure: “1,000 BPD output. That’s bottles per day, not barrels.”

Gender military: “Splice the main-brace honeybunch. Shiraz or Merlot?”

Gender environment: “Marry a tree and save the planet.”

Gender everything: Yo!

Gender decision making – oxymoronic.

Heard around the Liberal policy table in Ottawa:

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“No Gladys, you do it.” “No Martha I insist. You do it.” “No Gladys I can’t do it. You do it.” “Really. No, you do it.” “No you do it,” “No you do it.” “No you do it.”

Now caught at a gender policy impasse Martha and Gladys turn to their gender neutral colleague for guidance. “Hey Francis Frances, what do you think?” “Huh” Francis Frances laments and smiles as he pours himself another glass of Shiraz!

This new fangled kitchen appliance is called “Instant Pot”

All the crack and potheads out there are in a tizzy over this new appliance.

“Yaaayyyy.No more grow-ops,” one pothead was heard to remark. “No need for hydroponics either man…er people.” “It’s gender neutral as well,” a third crackhead added. “You gotta like that.”

“It’s smokin bad people!”

It was in the new Liberal gender budget. All of the middle class in Canada will get one. “It’s gender neutral man…er woman…er I mean people / wo-people. We’re all getting screwed but we won’t care as we’ll all be stoned while the government is screwing us. Yo, Truedope…its a win-win situation I tells ya.”

And this guys reaction to this new appliance says it all:

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Oscar’s lowest rating yet. Viewers must have been reading this blog.

The two nannies who take care of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s three young children are on track to cost Canadian taxpayers nearly $100,000 a year.  So, how’s the $10 a day child care benefit going to help average Canadians you ask? Just back from his India sojourn, the Prime Minister responded by saying: “Well, I’m the Prime Minister of Canada and you’re not! Oh how I love being me.”

We’re all living on a Dead End Street:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NBDvXpsBzk

SJ……………………………..Out