Oh Canada

Slide 1 of 38: Soccer Football - World Cup - Opening Ceremony - Luzhniki Stadium, Moscow, Russia - June 14, 2018 Robbie Williams performs during the opening ceremony REUTERS/Kai Pfaffenbach                            Like I said yesterday: there is more happening in the stands than on the pitch (field).

Well, the first World Cup match – Russia vs Saudi Arabia just occurred. 5-1 for Russia. Surprised the hell out of me given my post yesterday. But then again the sportsman of the year award has to go to the Saudi Coach:

Saudi Arabia manager refuses to credit Russia: ‘They won without doing much’

Of course they didn’t do much. This is soccer after all. I guess I would react the same way if I was the Saudi Coach given that the players and coaches of the Saudi Team are looking at a future of cleaning out the King’s camel stall and dung when they return home.

Then again this latest score seals my belief that the beautiful game is a boring game:

Uruguay 1,  Egypt 0. Some interesting stats. After 90 minutes of play only 7, I repeat, 7 shots on goal. 4 by Uruguay and 3 by Egypt. Are you kidding me? Compare that to hockey where you have up to 60 shots on goal as an aggregate by both teams over 60 minutes of play. Good gawd!

Can’t wait for more exciting action.


Blog Alert: following is longer than I normally would write:

Irony Alert: Writer at Canadian taxpayer subsidized Maclean’s says “Canada is NOT a country” This coming from a writer who is married to ” I didn’t know anything about climate change” Climate Barbie McKenna. Cripes, she didn’t know how to spell Clamato Change before Trudeau named her as the nation’s cabinet Minister of the Environment and Climate Change. “I always thought Clamato Change was some sort of drink.” The entire Liberal Caucus rolled their eyes at that one.

“I thought Clamato Change was part and parcel of the new currency. Like Bitcoins. Heck I even heard that Al Gore was refused entry to his latest climate catastrophe sequel because he tried to pay with clamato change. But hey, in this new identity politics age we live in, Trudeau was right to appoint someone like me who doesn’t have a clue but is female after all.”

But wait, it’s not about you Kate. Your husband, who goes by another name, Scot Gilmore the house husband of Climate Barbie, Catherine McKenna. Call me old school but why the different names if you’re married. He is or she (or zey, hey or zits) embarrassed to be married to one another? Hmmmm? Anyway Scotty here believes that Canada is not a country. And the “once respected” Canadian leftist rag-a- muffin called Mcleans published this shyte: Gilmore states:

Cheaper to fly to Europe, Peru than to fly to northern Manitoba. My question: Who in their right mind would want to visit northern Manitoba, home of the monster mosquitos? Mosquitoes so big they could pick you up and take you to Peru. Mosquitoes and Black flies with so much Human blood in their veins that the Red Cross is looking at tapping into this rare national natural resource in their “U2 can donate” campaign.

Less than 10% of Canadians have ever visited the north. Well, I have and I have the welts to prove it. I refer you to the para above. Or that there is a huge difference between the residents of Newfoundland and those of Saskatchewan. Sure there is. Nobody can understand a word coming out of a Newfoundlander’s mouth and nobody, least of all the Americans, can spell or pronounce Saskabush. If that doesn’t tie this great country together I do not know what does! Diversity is our strength. Not T.O.s diversity but the diversity of Canadian geography and peoples. He also states that Harper identified Quebec as a nation within a nation; the First Nations as the first nation within a nation…FIRST! So there, and in the future some other PM will name the Maritimes as a nation within a nation, within a nation. Seconded of course! Confused? They will be called “Basketcase.” No Gilmore, this doesn’t make Canada not a country but highlights the insanity of identity politics and political correctness, which, by his argument is destroying our way of life. There is no such thing as a Canadian people. I think the greatest generation of Canadians – you know – those brave men and women who fought for this country during the 1st and 2nd World War are proof of his idiocy and might have something to say to you if they were alive today. By the way how many Canadians have visited Vimy Ridge?

See the source image                          I have and so have my two sons.

What else does this “nig nog” say:

As out current PM – Turdope has said: There is no core Canadian identity, no mainstream in Canada. Perhaps not in Toronto, where all of the so called elitist deplorables live. We here in Canada have a paucity (how I love that word) of leadership. That is our national disgrace and problem. Oh and Canada cannot even build a pipeline, where beer is more of a commodity than milk, and trade barriers exist across this country that would undermine anything remotely labelled as free trade under Nafta.

See the source imageDid you say milk?

My argument can be summed up with two pictures:

See the source imageSophie:”He’s sooo dreamy”. Poor kids!

See the source image                                                                                 Trudeau with two members of his Liberal Caucus

It is not that Canada is not a country Mr Gilmore. It’s that Canada has no leadership and therefore, no sense of pride…national pride that is. Get out of Toronto and Vancouver where toxicity and intolerance against anyone with an opposing view are their strengths, and see the real Canada and real Canadians.

My Leadership Prayer: Dear Lord please give us back John A or Laurier and we’ll give you Justin Trudeau, or Andrew Sheer, Wynne, Horgan, Weaver, May, Suzuki et al, et al, et al, and that’s all folks.

Naf said…Ta.


The lefties want to impeach Trump because he lied about his height stating that he was 6′ 3″. Trudeau is 6’2″ and, as shown in this picture is clearly taller than Trump. “So impeach the lying bastard,” CNN states in their non stop 24 hour coverage of this photo op:

The allegations for impeachment dissolved when it was learned that Trudeau was wearing his “heels” when this picture was taken. Meanwhile:

North Korea and the US sign an accord to de-nuclearize the Korean Peninsula.

No news here folks move on….CNN reports.

Song of the day:

Child of Vision. Vision? Something the leadership in Canada dearly lacks. Tunnel Vision perhaps:

Have a great weekend. Read ya Monday.

SJ…………………………….Out

Caustic Toxicity

Oooo. World Cup starts today. Oooooo. Can’t wait for the beautiful game to start. It’s going to be a riot these next 31 or so days.

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Like I said , all the action is in the stands. Let’s see what the results were today. Oh Russia vs Saudi Arabia. Should be a barn-jerker of a match. In the west the losers are generally relegated to a lower division. With these two a loss generally relegates the loser either to a Gulag or to be in charge of the king’s camel brigade. Failing that to be part of a judging committee at Burqa swim suit competition!.

Can’t wait. Starts in about 2 hours from now….Ooooooo!


Trump Derangement Syndrome in spades or “Why I never Watch Award Shows:”

Sunday night was the 72nd Tony Awards, the annual ceremony that’s supposed to celebrate the best of Broadway. But what’s being talked about more than any of the winners or nominees, co-hosts Josh Groban and Sara Bareilles, or even a moving performance from the Parkland students was the unhinged anti-Trump tirade made by Robert De Niro.

De Niro stepped on the stage to give a simple introduction to Bruce Springsteen’s Tony-nominated show, and immediately went off the rails.

“I’m gonna say one thing … F–k Trump,” De Niro declared with his fists in the air. “It’s no longer ‘Down with Trump,’ it’s ‘F–k Trump!’”

See the source imageWho me? You talkin to me?

Oooooo, dynamic words there Robert. Could you be a bit more succinct for us deplorables?

Not surprisingly, his remarks were welcomed with cheers and a standing ovation. Like most award shows, they’re attended by liberals who have had nothing but animosity towards Trump after he announced his candidacy in 2015. And they’ve made their hatred for him obvious at virtually every single award show ever since. These awards shows were no longer about the craft of creating such art, they’ve become about Trump.

Gotta love those tolerant non racist, non bigoted lefties!

De Niro himself has made several off-the-wall attacks against the president from calling him a “mutt” and the “jerkoff-in-chief” among other things to saying he’d like to “punch him in the face.” He even said he’s “beyond” seeing the point of view of Trump supporters. He has truly gone off the deep end. But sadly, that’s par for the course in Hollywood.

Par for the course? That’s an insult to golfers!

Just within the last several days alone, we had Bill Maher “hoping” for another recession because a crashing economy can hurt Trump’s reelection chances.

See the source imageHey, I’m Bill Maher and you’re not.          Just another arrogant, “I’m better than you” asswipe.

Would you want a bunch of lefties running your world?

So, who are the bullies here? I would ask. Everyone talks about pink shirt days, stop the bullying whereas the role models of such bad behaviour are within the very tolerant, compassionate left. Bill Maher is not funny. De-Niro has a very limited vocabulary and is well past his best before date:

Who me? You talking to me? Yeah you? You talking to me? Me? Yeah you?

And the Oscar Myer Weiner this year goes to Robert De Nero!

Good ole whitey Shakespeare has nothing to worry about me thinks.


 

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There, there Macron and Justin. Come to Mutti. Trump is such a bully.

Dis iz called an Inuit kiss Emmanuel. Oh Justin, I can’t wait to smoke a joint with you. Perhaps on Cannabis Day, zeh? er eh? Dere, dere boys. Dats better zey?

See the source image                        I already have a grandmother Mutti. I married her.


“Doug Ford was elected Premier of Ontario because he’s a ‘white, heterosexual man’:” CBC’s Cross Canada Checkup caller.

This coming from a well edumacated (sic) Social Worker. Of course she is black. No, no, no, a black homosexual perpier (sic) would better fit the bill. Some of her comments:

“Because of his gender and ethnicity, voters “automatically assume that when he tells them something … that he’s actually telling the truth,” she said.

“I don’t think any other person — a white woman, a gay person, an immigrant — would ever have gotten elected in such a way for giving almost nothing.”

What about Kathleen Wynne? The punted premier. She says we’re all immigrants here. So diversity is our strength. Last time I checked “whitey” was part of the mix. Or are whites excluded from the diversity soup?

But not Rob Ford. He’s an animal?

It all boils down to this:

Liberals and lefties = goodness

Conservatives and righties = bad, bad, bad.

Read above comments re De Niro and Maher!

Note to self: never, ever become involved with a woman social worker or a woman who has a degree in Woman’s Studies….NEVER!

Those tolerant lefties…………….Geesh!

That’s it for today’s rant.

For what it’s worth my song of the day:

Oh, and the World Cup?

See the source image        Now, like ice hockey, that’s a game worth watching.

 

SJ…………………….Out

I’m a Loser Baby

Vezelay is coming up for me. Can’t wait to start this pilgrimage walk.

Check out Kurofune. Click on the link at the top right side of the home page. Getting great reviews.

Not much to say today. Going out for a very long walk in preparation for the Vezelay pilgrimage.


Trumps in Korea exchanging pleasantries. Trudeau is at home sulking with his thumb in his mouth. Macron, Merkel et all trounced back to their home countries all in a tizzy over Trump’s actions. Great stuff!


World cup starts on the 14th of June. Another month of vibrant exciting football…not. 90 minutes of sheer boredom with an added 2-4 minutes of more sheer boredom. I am always amazed at such low scores or no scores. With a goal net that big? Are you kidding me.

“Smith kicks the ball to Jones. Jones kicks the ball back to Smith. Smith …wait a minute…wait a minute….oh he kicks the ball back to Jones. Jones stops the ball, looks around, then kicks the ball back to Smith….” exciting play by play call don’t ya think?

“Oh Dimitri now has the ball for the opposing team. He looks around and finds Ludic and kicks it to him. Ludic then kicks the ball back to Dimitri who, with much skill and finesse kicks the ball back to Ludic. The referee has now called a time out…..” exciting stuff here.

Are you kidding me?

See the source imageHow could one miss? As opposed to this:

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Boring. I sure as hell will not be watching. Unless of course all hell breaks loose. Then it is exciting to watch:

See the source imageMost of the action…no all of it, is in the stands. In this particular game all hell broke out because it was a tie game!  0-0 for the home team!!! Imagine the chaos if some team had won?

Ah yes, the beautiful game.

Hard to believe Italy and the Netherlands did not qualify. Their reaction?

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Canada? my country? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.


“Then George kicked the ball back to Smith, who then kicked it over to Jones, who was then tackled by Dimitri who kicked the ball back to Ludic who then found Ludo…” and on and on and on the boring match went. 31 days of this. Can’t wait…not. Slit my wrists!

Enjoy the decline!

We’re all losers baby if you think this is exciting.

SJ……………………..Out

Song of the day:

 

Trumped

Comin up close to the Vezelay walk. Only 50 more sleeps. Getting kind of scary too:

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Could the G7 pull this off? I doubt it.

De-nuclearization of the Korean Peninsula. Commitment for the recovery of the Korean War’s Missing in Action and Prisoners of War! Now that’s some Communique. Of course the EU and Trudeau are going Ape-shit today:

This is Bull-Crap, the members of the G7 were heard to say.

All Trudeau could do was adjust his eyebrows when he heard the news:                                             

Meanwhile: over at CNN

“We have to lead off with that Stormy Daniels thingy. We can spend at least 24 hours covering off that story…non stop.”

“Yeah, but what about the North Korean / US summit. Don’t ya think we should be covering up that?” one of the producers remarked.

“We ARE covering it up. No news there. Trump is a warmonger who has to be brought down, no matter what he does. We hate him, hate him, HATE HIM, HATE, HATE HATE HIM. Can I be any clearer.”  Wolf Schlitzer was heard to scream in between sips of his shit-zer.


Meanwhile, back in Canadastan

I have a dream people. I have a dream:

See the source imageNo more pipelines:

Bring me your truck drivers, bring me your pipe fitters, your welders, your engineers, your labourers and I’ll show them the way. That the world doesn’t need fossil fuels but can run on a “cuppa joe… Yes, I have a dream that all good men and women of race or colour can shed their burdens and follow me to the promised land…a land of barista joints and dubies. Yes I have had that dream and it is a good and wet one.”

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Obviously we support the continuing efforts of the President on North Korea,” Trudeau says of Trump. “We look forward to looking at details of agreement. On his comments, as I’ve said, I’m going to stay focused on defending jobs for Canadians and supporting Canadian interests.” (Tasker).

He went on to say:

“We are not going to lower our 270% dairy tariffs to appease Nafta or American interests. The Quebec dairy mafia would kill us, especially during the next erection – er election. Sorry, Freudian slip there fellas…ha,ha.ha. Having said that, that Trump is the devil himself for raising his own aluminum and steel tariffs. That will kill our own steel and aluminum sector. And I can’t have that, especially coming up to our next erection, er damn, there’s that word again…election.

“When is the next erection” – a reporter from Japan asked of the PM when pissed, er plessed!  “And what about that alleged gloping incident.”

“Oh yes I have had the odd Duby”. the PM answered to the Japanese reporter. “But I didn’t exhale! That stuff is too good to ret out of me bag… er body”

French President Macron and his 66 year old wife Dorus could only smile in agreement. “Subsidies? Say what are those things anyway? We here in France n’avons pas des subsidies. Nous avon un 1.5 heur demain de travaille, Alorus eh Dorus! Mon Dieu, we have been in Canada too long…eh!


Speaking of dubies:

Song of the day: from the Doobie Brothers:

https://youtu.be/-lbr1SgwIZk

SJ……………………….Out

Have a goodie doobie!

Hugs Can’t Feed Me.

Sad but somewhat angry note to start things off today. While it is sad to hear about Mr Bourdain’s and Ms Spade’s death it pisses me off to no end that these individuals would kill themselves when they had so much to live for. Yes depression is tough but they could have reached out to someone, a loved one perhaps, for help. Why am I mad at these people? Because I lost my wife to cancer 6 months ago and she fought like the dickens to live, for life. Her courage to continue on under severe circumstances and suffering was heartening. She never gave up until the very end. I also have some friends that are going thru this same fight with courage and dignity for life itself. They have been fighting this disease every second, minute, hour, day, month and years to continue on. Life is precious. Do not throw it away like these people have.


Trudeau’s G7 misstep.

“Trump is a bully. We hate him so much” the G7 communique reads.

I have attended conferences like this. Pleasantries, accords are fine  but nothing gets done. We now have a leader on the world stage that knows this all too well and is willing to upset the international apple cart by stating as such. These communique’s mean nothing. The elite’s are upset because one of their own is calling the spade for what it is: a shovel of shyte. Look at Trump in this picture. Full of confidence. The others are aghast at what has happened. Their communique reads like a McDonald’s menu: bland, tasteless, expensive and full of crap. Look at Trudeau. He is eying the Chinese in this picture as he so, so much admires their McDonald’s dick taters.

The G7? Only in Canada you say? …..Pointless!

Of course these leaders are all in a twitter about the whole affair but are unwilling to address their concerns in public. Canada’s response?

“Hugs” do not put food on the table or provide meaningful employment.

Meanwhile pouring milk and dairy into the US market with huge government subsidies has been going on for decades in Canada to protect the Quebec dairy monopoly. This is indeed the Canadian elephant in the room that nobody in Canada, least alone out Prime Minister, is willing to acknowledge. Same with our softwood lumber exports. Trump know this all too well and his tariffs prove his willingness to stand up for the American people no matter what. Same crap is going on in Europe. Massive subsidies for French and German goods and services to ensure that American products cannot compete. Trump may be the most hated man on the planet right now but at least he has the “balls” to continue his fight for the American people. Wish the same was true for our leaders here at the Provincial and Federal level.

Trump may be bombastic but he is right. Free trade means no protectionism, no debilitating tariffs.

By the way, Trudeau is so mad his eyebrows are in a snit:

Naf said about that. Ta.


Trudeau’s groping allegations:

Image result for pics of alligatorsShould be an interesting “Caucus” meeting me thinks.

Apparently this has come out from an incident with a young female reporter in BC at a music festival in 2000 that a young Trudeau attended. But in true liberal fashion and logic the PM responded “Of course I was pissed so I don’t remember the incident.” When pissed, er pressed, if he would impose the same standard re sexual behaviour that he has imposed on the liberal “Caucus” he added: ” listen, maybe it happened. Oh I don’t know, I was probably out of it. If it did occur I probably thought she was a cougar, not an alligator. Look to my caucus for a response.”

They declined.

Say no more to the Liberal double take!


Meanwhile down in Texas:  Shale country is out of workers. That means $140,000 for a truck driver and 100% pay hikes. “This place is booming.” the mayor of Midland Texas beamed. Meanwhile back in Canada:

See the source imageI have a dream!

“A barista on every corner of this great land of ours. Yes, I have a dream. That every man, woman and child will be assessed not by the colour of their skin but by the way they prepare and pour that “joe.” Yes, I have a dream.”

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The Populist Movement? It means that ordinary people, working people are rightly pissed off at the so called intellectual elite who feel that their “we know better than you” policies are right for the world. Truth be told is that their world is crumbling. Their civilization is toilet trained! In the dumps. The shits with no moral compass. Just ask Harv Weinstein et al!

Song of the day: Badfinger and “Walk That Road.”

https://youtu.be/JoyQNe77gdE

Happy Monday.

SJ…………………Out