Month: February 2019

Hate Crime.

Just heard about this. Ties in nicely with yesterday’s post:

Ice fishermen run over by truck on Sand Lake, according to family

On Saturday, Josh Strugnell and Jordan Lambert filled Strugnell’s Honda Civic with all of their ice fishing equipment for a night out on the ice at Sand Lake.

As midnight passed, Strugnell says the two friends remained in their individual ice fishing tents in the hopes of a late-night catch before turning in. Then something unexpected happened.

“A truck came flying into our tents and I don’t really know what happened next,” Strugnell said, as he doused his joint.

“Man that is wicked weed. What a fantastical dream I just had.”

a man wearing a hatHis two fishin buds nodded in agreement:

See the source imageDoh.                                            True blue Canucks in their truck. Better stick with his beer buds!

“Y’know. Ice fishin is a really safe activity but ya gotta remain focused on what you’re doing out here, y’know what I mean eh?  I mean ya gotta be aware of what’s happening around ya.”

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Jussie Smullett’s hate crime turns out to be a hoax. He may be indicted for his bogus hate crime which in turn could be construed as a hate crime in hate itself. But what I really hate about this is that he allegedly hired two Nigerian scammers – is there any other kind – to perpetrate the hate action again a black, gay hateful actor. Except it wasn’t true. It was all staged as only an actor can do. Don’t ya just hate it when a plan falls apart?

“I hate whitey.”

Which got me to thinking about crime in general. When you think about it all crime is really hate crime.

“Why did you rob that bank?” the apprehended white dude was asked.

“Well I hate being poor.” the robber responded, and

“I hate working for a living, and

“I hate banks, and

“I hate getting up so early in the morning, and

“I hate Canadian winters, and

“I hate ice fishing…so there” as they whisked him away.

Would you like fries with that?

Seems that Macdonald’s employees have been fighting for the $15 bucks an hour minimum wage. Unintentedly (sic), the installation of ordering kiosks nation wide has suddenly popped up. “Don’t ya just hate this shyte” one employee was heard to say as he was being shown the door. “I think I may come back and do something nasty. I hate Macdonald’s. It’s a crime what they’re doing to us. I hate them!

“What are ya goin to do now?” he was asked

“I think I’m goin to apply for a job in the Post Office.”

Hmmmmmm.

An irate driver had this to say when he was pulled over for a traffic violation.

“I hate radar I tells ya. I hate it. In fact I hate this whole gall darn poh-lice department. Hate these traffic cops. I hate doing the speed limit. Hate it, hate it, hate it” he yelled in a road rage.

A woman who was caught shop lifting had this to say when she was apprehended and asked why she did it.

“I hate shopping here.” was all she could mutter. “I shop…I lift…I just hate paying is all.”

When you peel off the layers, all crime is really hate crime.

I hate everything!

George Strait: All my Exes live in Texas and that is why I hang my hat in Tennessee.

 

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ………………………………………..Out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Canadian Winters

Only in Canada you say?…..

Ice fishing? Great Canadian winter pastime.

See the source imageIt’s a beautiful morning!

“Hey Hoser. A great day for ice fishin. I just caught 50 pounds of ice! Gotta get er to market by!”

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Canadian ice fishing ingenuity!

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Ice Fishin Fashionista or a Canadian hoser?

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Canadian ice pot!

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Smokin!

Better than ice wine.  Only in Canada do people drink ice wine and smoke ice pot!

Only in Canada: bad “ice fishin” day at the lake.

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Why are Canadians in such a bad mood these days?  Oh, I don’t know:

See the source imageThe 401 in Toronto maybe?

Or could it be a Canadian winter interlude perhaps?

See the source image“I moose you sweetie” We takes what we can get.

“Come to Canada” they said.See the source image                 “You’ll love it” they said

Snow flurries in Canada!

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Enjoy the winter

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It’s ccccold out here!

A great Canadian winter song by a great Canadian band.

See. Ole Randy Bachman ‘s freezing.

 

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ…………………………………………..Out

Parody and Other Stuff

 

It’s what Stalin would have done?

And the worse part is that I’m (Bruno Ganz) not even German, I’m Swiss!

Priceless!

Canadian tourists trapped in Haiti.

Why on earth would any Canadian, or any tourist, visit Haiti?

Happy Hour in Port au Prince:

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See the source imageC’mon in, the water is fine!

Hey but we’re Canadians so we know better than those nasty Americans. That’s why we go – literally and figuratively. After all, we Canadians are the smuggest people on the planet – don’t ya know.

See the source image           Honey, did ya bring the Keopectate? See, he’s smiling, maybe laughing even. I gotta go!

And the UN is sooooo focused on Climate Change and one world government!…Geesh

Why does the Trudeau Government want so desperately to defend SNC Lavelin?

Like Bombardier they are just “Too French to Fail”

And they’re not from Alberta!

The problem with today’s “everything is offensive” society:

“Knitting? Its just sooooo white. Let’s hope it gets better.””

On January 7, Karen Templer, a knitting designer and owner of the online store Fringe Association, published an innocuous blog post on her website entitled “2019: My Year of Colour,” in which she enthused about her forthcoming trip to India.

“I’ve wanted to go to India for as long as I can remember. I’ve a lifelong obsession with the literature and history of the continent. Photos of India fill me with longing like no other place. One of my closest friends [when I was 12] and her family had offered back then that if I ever wanted to go with them on one of their trips, I could. To a suburban midwestern teenager with a severe anxiety disorder, that was like being offered a seat on a flight to Mars. … Then about six weeks ago, the opportunity presented itself—a chance to go with a friend who’s been. … I said yes. And I felt like the top of my head was going to fly off, I was so indescribably excited. Within 48 hours, three of those friends of mine who are so much better travelers than me—but who are all equally humbled at the idea of actually going to India—also said yes. There has hardly been a single day since that I haven’t said in disbelief, either in my head or out loud, I’m going to India.”

Not so with those Social Justice Wankers”

“Karen, I’d ask you to re-read what you wrote and think about how your words feed into a colonial/imperialist mindset toward India and other non-Western countries. Multiple times you compare the idea of going to India to the idea of going to another planet—how do you think a person from India would feel to hear that?

Instead of asking your Indian friends to perform more emotional labor for you and assuage your white women’s tears, maybe do some reflection on how your equation of India with an alien world reinforces an “other” mindset that is at the core of imperialism and colonialism.”

Are we in trouble as a society?

But the slippery slope here is that when everything is offensive, nothing is offensive anymore.

Love this:

Dr Susan Block. “Dr Suzy” is the founder and director of the Dr Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts & Scien”ces. 

“Dr Suzy, our high priestess of the erotic arts and sciences, promptly informs us,   

Trump’s campaign and presidency has created a type of PTSD — what I call “Post-Trump Sex Disorder.” Trump has created feelings of fear, loathing, and nausea. People just don’t want to have sex.

Dr Suzy’s pronouncements are varied and numerous, though her train of thought is, it has to be said, not the easiest to follow:

The news media is part of the problem as well. The news is full of stories about bad sex. They don’t really like to talk about good sex. When you have this media obsession with bad sex with the usual “all American” war worship and racism, as well as economic disparities and the way that corporations are in control, it really sucks (Freudian slip??) the life out of a person. “

I’ll say it does. Next time my wife says: “Honey I have a headache” I’ll know exactly why!

It is Trump’s fault as everything wrong about this planet is Trump’s fault.

It is?

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In honour of Bruno Ganz. May you Rest in Peace Bruno. Any parody of Hitler will never be the same without you.

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ…………………………………….Out…………………………………Dot de dot dot.

You Gets (sic) What You Pays (sic) For!

Finally stopped snowing here in Mill Bay.

“Not to worry” said our snow removing supervisor. “We have the finest and latest in snow removal equipment and technology.”

“Thank gawd for that.”  I thought to myself.

You get what you vote for, or you made your bed now lie in it, comes this:

Veterans Affairs Canada upset with Trudeau’s government’s lack of interest with Veteran issues;

East Coast refinery giant Irving Oil, located in St John New Brunswick upset that eastern pipeline scrapped under the Liberal government;

Indigenous peoples of Canada upset that Trudeau fired one of their own;

Alleged groping incident by Trudeau 18 years ago. No story here…Move on. After all Trudeau is an avowed feminist;

Of course all Maritime Canada parliamentary seats went liberal in 2015. All of them and the Vets and the Indigenous, and all women pushed for an “ABC” movement – Anybody But Conservatives – and urged all veterans, Indigenous, women to vote Liberal. They did!

Duped again! Perhaps with the new marijuana laws they will be doped again in October 2019.  Stoned and loving it! Liberals equate to “Smoke and Mirrors” I say.

Democrat Representative Occasionally Cortez’s Green New Deal plan – Go for it. Even Trump agrees:

Say what? WTF over?

“I am so glad that I was able to walk away from this crash. So glad that I had a $110,000 Tesla – with their driverless, hands free  technology.” so says the survivor of this crash.”

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“However, I am a little disappointed to learn that its (Tesla’s) autopilot feature is unable to identify a stationary construction vehicle.“

A little disappointed?

Candidate for the Darwin Award. You bet but I only wish that they had a Darwin Award category for technology.

See the source imageThe Darwin Award goes to that guy.

And the Darwin Technology Award goes to:  TESLA!

It drives itself! See the source image                     Can also be used as a farming implementation vehicle.

Most popular Democrat right now? Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. That wacko hard left wignut who wants to bring the US to the Socialist brink of economic extinction.

So what does “Ocasionally Cortez” but mainly “Wacko”  say now:

Ocasio-Cortez, a media darling no matter how many inanities she utters, triumphantly tweeted that whipping Amazon’s “corporate greed” and “worker exploitation” proves that “anything is possible” Anything — like sucking the air out of the city’s economic life and future – and people’s livelihood

Note: Amazon just pulled out of New York potentially pulling 25,000 jobs with them. Where will they go? Not Portland that’s for sure.

There is no doubt that this hard leftist, anti business, destroy the economic lifeblood of a nation policy is soon to be coming to Canada (it already has) through the Greens and NDP. The Liberals may jump on this bandwagon as well (they already have) to secure votes and maintain power.  After all, over 60% of Canadian voters are left leaning. By the way they call this type of social engineering…communism!

Lets take a look at social engineering…er…housing:

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Venezuela.See the source image                                  Yes but it includes an indoor washer and dryer!

See the source imageNot some Eastern European project but downtown Toronto’s Regent Park.

Can’t wait! Oh and Finland introduced a guaranteed living wage for all citizens. It was an abject failure and had to be scrapped. Why? They couldn’t find anybody to work the programme.

That’s all she wrote:

Song of the day, Taxman,………………….. or the “Leftist Anthem.”

Have a great Navy Day

 

SJ…………………………………………Out.

 

 

The Turd.

Some Turd-ope-isms:

Remember these comments at the next erection, oops sorry, Freudian slip,…..election:

  • “There’s a level of admiration I actually have for China. Their basic dictatorship is actually allowing them to turn their economy around on a dime.”

Justinian then asked of his late father: “Poppa, what’s an economy?”

  • At a town hall in response to a question from the audience: “maternal love is the love that’s going to change the future of mankind”.

To which Trudeau said: “We like to say ‘peoplekind’, not necessarily ‘mankind’, because it’s more inclusive.”

So man becomes people. What of woman? That becomes wo-people, or yo people. “Hey, Yo True-dope. What have you been smokin.? Hey Yo;”

See the source image“Hey Yo…True-dope. Walt here. Now that weed is legal up there, is meth next? Hey yo?…yo?…you there… yo… True-dope? Wake up man.”

“Jesse, yo’d up the RV. WE’RE GOING TO CANADA”

  • Turd-ope again opens his flap-trap: “Anytime I meet people who got to make the deliberate choice, whose parents chose Canada, I’m jealous,” he said in an interview that aired Friday morning on CTV. “Because I think being able to choose it, rather than being Canadian by default, is an amazing statement of attachment to Canada.”

In other words Canadians who have been here for generations are not real Canadians. They take their country for granted.

My father, who fought for this country during WW 2, is squirming in his grave. And me, someone who has served this country for 37 years, is thoroughly pissed off with this Prime ribbing.

  • On the Boston Bomber during the Boston Marathon: “:Now we don’t know now whether it was, you know, terrorism or a single crazy or, you know, a domestic issue or a foreign issue, I mean, all of those questions. But there is no question that this happened because there is someone who feels completely excluded, completely at war with innocents, at war with a society.”

And what about these people?

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Dumb de dumb dumb….DUMB!

  • Prime Minister Justin Trudeau claimed that he believes returning Jihadists — like those ISIS members headed back to Canada after losing the fight abroad — can be rehabilitated into “powerful” voices against radicalism within Canada.

Really?  According to the Turd this guy is misunderstood and just needs a really big hug.

See the source imageWelcome to Parks Canada. Canada’s new Parks Canada employee and the new uniform. Cute! Awesome!

  • “A Canadian is a Canadian is a Canadian.” The Turd refuses to refute Canadians citizenship for ISIS Terrorists who originate from Canada or who currently possess Canadian citizenship;

Omar Kadr, a convicted terrorist is paid $10.5M by the Canadian government and “on behalf of all Canadians” is given an apology.

Sorry Turd. I don’t know what half you’re talking about but you don’t speak for me.

  • The Turd’s economic policy for Canada? “The Budget will balance itself!”

“Again, Poppa? What’s an economy?” the Turd was heard muttering to himself.

  • On our Veterans? The unspeakable has been spoken. The truth has finally been revealed and is being reviled. At a town hall in Edmonton on February 2, 18, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said, “Why are we still fighting against certain veterans’ groups in court? Because they are asking for more than we are able to give right now.”

Meanwhile, the Turd pledges $50 Million dollars via a “tweet” to comedian Trevor Noah, during his South African charity drive for education.

  • With respect to Canada’s Indigenous people, the Turds’ true colours came out with this statement to Rolling Stone magazine:

Indigenous advocates are denouncing Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s recent comments about Senator Patrick Brazeau in Rolling Stone magazine, saying his remarks could damage the Liberal government’s relationship with aboriginal people.

“I wanted someone who would be a good foil, and we stumbled upon the scrappy tough-guy senator (Patrick Brazeau) from an Indigenous community. He fit the bill, and it was a very nice counterpunch…er point,” Mr. Trudeau says in the article. “I saw it as the right kind of narrative, the right story to tell.” re Trudeau’s boxing match with Brazeau, of which he won.

Knock em down I says – well, not really, but he is our PM after all.

There are many, many more. Too many to list here. But these next two pics say it all as far as I am concerned. I am so proud to have the Turd as my Prime Minister:

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Trudeau posing with his Liberal Caucus!

Or this!

See the source image“Dear Chiva. Thank you, thank you, for letting me be me. Today I am an Indian. Tomorrow I can play Prime Minister…hmmm, maybe not…too boring. Oh how I love being me.”

Then there is the Chinese fiasco and now the SNC Lavalin scandal.

When will this ever end? In October I hope.

Unfortunately with Sheer we will get sheer nonsense. May? Maybe not! And Singh? Well, seek and you shall find.

Woe is me! Nobody to vote for. I guess I will stick to my riding and vote for whoever, or is that whomever, best represents me.

Thank gawd we didn’t have leadership like this during the First and Second World Wars.

Walter White’s favourite song and favourite scene’s from “Breaking Bad.”

Badfinger’s “Baby Blue.” Another highlight from 1972 – just a great year for music and other things:

“Mr True-dope strong and free. The slippery slope of legalized marijuana. It leads to other things…Baby Blue perhaps….and it’ll kill ya…er yo!” …Walter White.

CANADIANS? WAKE UP TO THIS MADNESS!

 

Have a great Navy day and great Navy weekend. Read ya Monday.

 

SJ…………………………………Out