This joke got me into a lot of trouble once:
“My wife told me take her somewhere she has never been before, I said how about the kitchen? I love this crowd”
I think good ole Rodney Dangerfield coined that one.
Or
“I ran into the kitchen one morning, all excited about something and yelled “Eureka” to my wife. She told me that I didn’t smell so well myself!
Kraft is in deep doo doo this week. Their latest batch of Heinz Ketchup had to be recalled for obvious reasons:
What have you been smoking Mr Kraft? Of course he got caught allegedly dipping his doodle in a house of ill repute.
“Just checking my stock.” he was heard to say
After a really bad and limp week, the price of “Kraft” stock went up in smoke.
“Extremely rare set of semi identical twins is born.” Semi identical? What does that mean? I mean you either have identical twins or you don’t. I wouldn’t have thought you could have semi-identical twins. Oh wait a minute:

Or how about semi identical triplets?

Oxy-moron of the week: “Taylor Kinney has apologised after accidentally “liking” an Instagram comment which shaded his ex-fiancee Lady Gaga.”
Like, who is Taylor Kinney and like, who is Lady Gaga anyway and like, why is this news, like why, like.
“I like, I don’t really know. But like he should not have hit the like, like button on Facebook or like Instagram, or like Twitter, like you know. Like wow, I am like the boss:” Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Wacko chimed in to the discussion as she was driving down the “LikeLike” highway in Honolulu.
Like it or not I can’t believe this is news.
This latest headline from the Toronto Red Star: SNC Lavalin Scandal, a “constitutional” crisis.
When I read that article while looking at this photo, I had to take a dump as well.
Dangerous’ Anti-Vax Ads In Toronto Can’t Be Removed By City
When I first saw this headline I thought it read:
Dangerous Anti-Wax Ads In Toronto Can’t be Removed by the City.
I dove right in to read this. Imagine my disappointment.
Gotta go and have my daily constitutional. I know, way too much information here.
I can’t believe what makes the, like, news these days.
Off to the gym. Good morning to the world.
Great song. From the soundtrack “Flash Gordon”, a really, really forgettable movie. I am told that Lady Gaga took her name from this tune, a really, really forgettable singer…….from, Live Aid, 1985
Have a great Navy day.
SJ……………………………………Out
Doh. True blue Canucks in their truck. Better stick with his beer buds!
It’s a beautiful morning!

Canadian hoser.

The 401 in Toronto maybe?
“I moose you sweetie” We takes what we can get.
“You’ll love it” they said
Canadian Hosers
and Hosettes
C’mon in, the water is fine!
Honey, did ya bring the Keopectate? See, he’s smiling, maybe laughing even. I gotta go!