Time

Not feeling all that cheerful today, especially looking at this:

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Is this my future? An electric chair for old farts like me? Checking out! And then I saw this:

See the source imageGee, and after all is said and done I can go out and have a game of this:

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Then I saw this and it made me laugh:

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Workers busy at Stonehenge as they had to move the stones ahead one hour!

All is right in my world again.

So what else is going on? Oh the Canadian NDP’s Jagmeet Singh!

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“He saw a country wracked by poverty, illiteracy & disease. So he lead (sic) a revolution that uplifted the lives of millions. RIP #FidelCastro,” Singh wrote, along with a picture of a young Castro.

So the CBC adds this:

Now, the character limit on Twitter back at the time was 140, so perhaps we should give Singh the benefit of the doubt and assume he would’ve added, “Oh, but Castro was also a tyrant who committed monstrous crimes against his own people” if only he had the 280 character limit of Twitter today.

But he didn’t CBC. You did. Would you have given the same benefit of the doubt to Harper? And what about his spelling? A leder who cannot spell properlie!

Looking at Jagmeet Singh got me to thinking. Maybe, just maybe there could be a correlation here. What do you think?

See the source imageOr a new TV or Netflix production appropriately titled:

“Jag, Meet Singh”

Too funny. Should be a hit!

From living in a third world shit-hole comes this:

Canadian High Commissioner to Barbados Marie Legault raised the ire of Barbadian education minister Ronald Jones, who said in fiery terms Tuesday she should be recalled to Canada for suggesting the country is ready for a female prime minister — and, in his view, implying that citizens should vote for a change in government.   Free speech anyone?

Or this:

Rio council member and vocal police critic Marielle Franco shot dead

And this:

“I will never go to Mexico again” Ontario man claims he was attacked, robbed in Playa Del Carmen.

Just another Saturday night in ole Me-kee-co I’m afraid.

To me travelling anywhere south of the San Diego / Tijuana border is the shits – both figuratively and literally. And always, always have a toilet close by.

That is my take on it. Canada, for all its warts and Prime Minister, ain’t so bad after all.

Song for the day. In honour of the timeless Stonehenge:

Have a happy Thursday.

 

SJ…………………………………Out

 

Responsibility

I saw a documentary about Flint Michigan on Netflix last week. Covered off the decline of the town and the plight of law enforcement in their attempt to serve their public. It was sad. Of course it then degenerated into the usual progressive thought process about whitey, white privilege, racism, bigotry and everything else that seems to be in vogue in today’s victimization culture. Interesting that all of the racist rhetoric in this toxic vein of a documentary originated from people of colour.

I am getting fed up with it all. Here is my take on it:

  • I am Caucasian and I make no apologies for the colour of my skin;
  • I have worked very hard for everything that I have accomplished over the years. No one gave me any perks or handouts because of my skin colour;
  • I do not have a racist bone in my body so stop calling me a racist just because of the colour of my skin or my views;
  • Yes, there are bad, racist white folk out there just as there are bad, racist people of colour;
  • Victimization and identity politics is ruining our country;
  • Take responsibility for your own actions and stop blaming everyone else for your failures or your faults;
  • Get an education;
  • Work, work and work again;
  • Don’t get pregnant at 16;
  • Don’t do drugs. Stay away from marijuana;
  • If you have to move to find work then move;
  • Don’t expect the military, law enforcement, essential services to adapt to your needs. You must adapt to meet theirs;
  • You’re being paid to work so work;
  • No one owes you a living;
  • Political correctness is undermining our values;
  • Embrace personal failures or setbacks as a learning experience;
  • I don’t criticize you for your atheist views so stop criticizing me for my Christianity;
  • There are and will be consequences for your actions, good or bad;
  • If you want to be gay, transgendered or LGBTQUERTY, so be it but stop pushing your lifestyle onto me. I do not care. It makes no difference to me;
  • We should not have to adapt to meet your needs. You have to adapt to meet the needs of your employer, family and your community;
  • If you see garbage lying around, clean it up;
  • Get involved with your children;
  • There is nothing wrong with being a stay at home mom or pop;
  • If you do not have any responsibilities then you have no rights;
  • Self discipline!;
  • There is more to life than granite countertops or stainless steel appliances;
  • Take back you community;
  • Live within your means;
  • The government owes you nothing;
  • You are not entitled to anything that you haven’t worked hard for.

That is my rant for today.

Heard this song the other day. Brought back a lot of memories:

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Dead End Street

Wine for oil. Well, I guess their both fluid. BC doesn’t want oil from Alberta but they want the wine to keep flowing. Well let’s reverse the Kinder Morgan pipeline and start pumping wine through it to the wineries in Alberta. Change out the oil refineries into wineries. That should do it. We cannot drive or heat our homes but our hearts and souls will remain warm and fuzzy with a bottle of Shiraz. If we become so drunk and inebriated with the grape heck we won’t be able to drive our cars anyway and we won’t really know or care if our houses are freezing cold.  We could then change our national anthem to; doo – do-do-do-do-do-do-do-doo and put these guys on our money:

See the source imageIf we’re all pissed and can’t drive our cars then who gives a rats ass about our driveways anyway. Yess….go for it I says. Let’s adopt Venezuela’s oil policy:

Love those red berets. Reminds me of the grape. Oil for wine program. A huge success. Pissed all the time.

Don’t ya just love our Liberal policies. Let’s see. We now have:

Gender budget:  “Yo honey, bring home some Shiraz will ya. Yeah, I got the Instant Pot going”

Gender pipelines: “Turn on the Merlot spigot…now”

Gender infrastructure: “1,000 BPD output. That’s bottles per day, not barrels.”

Gender military: “Splice the main-brace honeybunch. Shiraz or Merlot?”

Gender environment: “Marry a tree and save the planet.”

Gender everything: Yo!

Gender decision making – oxymoronic.

Heard around the Liberal policy table in Ottawa:

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“No Gladys, you do it.” “No Martha I insist. You do it.” “No Gladys I can’t do it. You do it.” “Really. No, you do it.” “No you do it,” “No you do it.” “No you do it.”

Now caught at a gender policy impasse Martha and Gladys turn to their gender neutral colleague for guidance. “Hey Francis Frances, what do you think?” “Huh” Francis Frances laments and smiles as he pours himself another glass of Shiraz!

This new fangled kitchen appliance is called “Instant Pot”

All the crack and potheads out there are in a tizzy over this new appliance.

“Yaaayyyy.No more grow-ops,” one pothead was heard to remark. “No need for hydroponics either man…er people.” “It’s gender neutral as well,” a third crackhead added. “You gotta like that.”

“It’s smokin bad people!”

It was in the new Liberal gender budget. All of the middle class in Canada will get one. “It’s gender neutral man…er woman…er I mean people / wo-people. We’re all getting screwed but we won’t care as we’ll all be stoned while the government is screwing us. Yo, Truedope…its a win-win situation I tells ya.”

And this guys reaction to this new appliance says it all:

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Oscar’s lowest rating yet. Viewers must have been reading this blog.

The two nannies who take care of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s three young children are on track to cost Canadian taxpayers nearly $100,000 a year.  So, how’s the $10 a day child care benefit going to help average Canadians you ask? Just back from his India sojourn, the Prime Minister responded by saying: “Well, I’m the Prime Minister of Canada and you’re not! Oh how I love being me.”

We’re all living on a Dead End Street:

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Taxman!

Turdeau put down his annual budget yesterday. Like previous budgets we’re falling further and further into debt. Or is that farther and farther. Its (the budget) or it’s (it is) about who you may ask or is it whom. No matter, dispense with the grammar and spelling lessons and lets look at this budget.

“The Liberals deliver a budget that has nothing to do with budgeting or the national economy” (Coyne: National Post)

Oh you mean just like Tru-dope’s knowledge of foreign affairs is entirely foreign to him? Or his stance on the environment in that no decision(s) will be made without a gender based analysis being done.

Oh you mean we’re screwed!

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Yes this budget is the first budget in Canada, perhaps the world, that will be gender based.

What the hell does that mean? Let’s ask her:

Image result for 1927 metropolisShocking I tell you. Just shocking.

“Oh you mean we’re screwed here in Canada.

Or perhaps to put it a little more bluntly: Canadians are F&%ked as well. Gender based huh. Only in pithy Canada would someone’s body come up with one like that. Time to get off this planet.

But hey Canada, at least you have a good handle on pipelines now. Oh you mean this:

Image result for Big Weed PipesThis is about the only pipeline one will ever see in Canada under True-dope. Pity.

Gov’t wants to completely regulate all aspects of the private sector. Because, you know, only government intervention of the private sector will produce tangible results. Oh you mean like the “Phoenix” pay system – that harbinger of pay efficacy that is entirely fooked up as it is a gender based system:

Image result for pics of screwed up automationHey Canadians. With this Liberal Government:

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Short today.

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Jokers

Patrick Brown, the leader of the Ontario Conservative Party opts not to run for the leadership of the party after being ousted by the Alligators of Ontario and his party itself.

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See, even this gal is having a good laugh at the Brown incident.

Yes, the Alligator’s allegations of sexual impropriety that have turned out to be nebulous at best and rotten to the core at the worst. But, like all good conservatives, the damage was done and poor old Brown didn’t have a hope in hell of regaining the leadership of the party. A real modern day “Coo – day – tits er tat” I would say. I feel sorry for him and the Conservatives are going to wear this big time. Mark my words, the Cons will lose in June. But then again they are winners in a sense because they, the party, always elect a loser to lead their party. Brown, although I do feel sorry for him, fell in with his loser predecessors Hudak (who) and Tory – the man, not the party. And of course the Sheer nonsense at the Federal level. Me, I don’t really care as they’re all bad. Just look at this guy, our current Prime Minister:

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“I’m a joker, I’m a smoker, I’m a midnight toker”

 

 

“How I love being me. Today, I think I’ll be a feminist. Tomorrow? A Sikh. Day after? Oh, I don’t know, how about the leader of Canada? That should be fun.”

Then again he replaced this guy:

Image result for embarrassing pics of trudeau“Howdy Pardner. I’m the Prime Minister of Canada and you’re not.”

But now we have this wo-people as a potential leader of one:

Image result for Embarassing pics of green party leader elizabeth mayHey, I’m just a “Cowgirl in the Tar Sands”

Then there’s this guy:

Image result for New NDP leaderScary. Nothing New about this New Democrat.          I want to destroy Canada and take us all back to the dark ages. An age where everyone had to wear bright head gear like this so as not to bump into one another.

And on and on it goes.

I’m going to vote for the new “EPC – Elephant Party of Canada.” They advocate for all of those people out there suffering from Sleep Apnea. People who are forced to go to bed like this:

Image result for Pics of people with sleep apneaHow romantic. They get no respect, and nothing else either! But she has flowers in her hair.

That’s my political rant for today.

Song of the day:

SJ………………………………………………Out