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Maldives Redux: Wow:

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See, they know. They’re not smiling about the UN’s report that the island nation will soon be a reef. Only 68 more days.

This just out came out. From Düsseldorf. 9.7 million year old tooth from an Ape-man found near Düsseldorf in an area where the Rhine used to flow. Wow. Dentists from all over the world went ape-shit over this one. Look at that gold crown someone remarked. Remarkable. Did they use floss in those days? Another asked. This is going to change dentistry in a way nobody thought.  “Alabaster crowns…sooo cool.” Another dental surgeon remarked as he was waffling down a banana!

636441811575604579-Screen-Shot-2017-10-21-at-11.12.15-AM.jpgAnd this after 17 years of “digging.” Are you kidding me? I mean all that drilling scraping to extract this thingy. I know dentistry can be expensive and complicated but this is ridiculous. My only hope is that this guy had a plan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlM52fUrNz4

 

Quebec passes Bill 62 forcing public to uncover faces to give or receive services. The Federal NDP leader opposes the bill: “I think fundamentally, we can’t have the state tell people what to wear, what not to wear.” But this is okay:

NDP’s suggested “beta” uniform for all  new Federal government employees. “It would promote inclusiveness,” he was heard to say. Or these new uniforms for our military Officers:

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Of course it comes in white for our Navy and Sky Blue for our candy ass Air Farce. Trudeau would be so proud.

Speaking of Tur-dope:

“Yes, I have a dream. No more…….pipelines…..” Canada goes it alone with respect to Climate Change. “Yes, I know, many countries are abandoning Paris but we will stick it out. Even if it kills us. Because after all, we may not have a culture but we are smug. And besides these new houses that I have personally designed with the help of our First Lady, that’s my wife if you didn’t know, have a fantastic “R” rating and a very low carbon footprint.

Image result for Pics of igloosSo cool. And who says Canada doesn’t have a culture?

Trudeau now stands almost alone in sincere support of Paris. The populist backlash — a revulsion at top-down governments laden with jet-setting politicians landing in posh places to preach restraint to the masses — has swept America with Trump’s election, Great Britain with Brexit, much of Europe, and Australia. In the process, global warming enthusiasts are being swept out. Canada is an outlier, to date immune to this populist wave. To date, oblivious to the lessons learned elsewhere. (Laurence Solomon, NP).

Trudeau must have read an earlier post of mine where I recommended that he agree with everything with respect to climate change; sign everything, recommend everything, attend everything then come home and do……nothing. He will become the darling of the Jet Setting Carbon hating crowd.

Only in Canada eh?  A man has been cleared of raping his wife after a judge ruled that he did not know his behaviour was criminal in Canada. His defence was that during the period of the alleged incident, he had been told to abstain from sex after having a hair transplant. A bald ass lie the prosecutor screamed. He was overruled on several follicles, er points of law. The bald judge, feigning sympathy, ruled in his favour.

UN’s WHO names Robert Mugabe as their Goodwill Ambassador. Who? No Mugabe. Who? Robert Mugabe. Who’s on first? No Mugabe’s name came up first. No he’s on second. Good gawd are we still a member of this organization.

I told ya the new math discovery was rocking mathematical thought across Canada. Montreal Canadiens’ General Manager told the team’s fans not to fret about the team’s poor performance: “Listen, we are only into year 6 of our 5 year plan.” See even the NHL has adopted the new math: 3 + 2 = 6! Just like 1+1=3.  Fantastic! This changes everything.

Libs spent $54K for a study that came to this conclusive result: Millennials don’t like being called millennials. Are we in trouble financially? Or what’s his name’s on third! Speaking of finances. From the this is so obvious file: National Posts Andrew Coyne’s writes: Morneau (Canada’s Finance Minister) shows a critical lack of judgement…wow. He gets paid the big journalistic buck for that kind of enlightening insight

And from the Doritos File comes this: The Government of Ontario announces it will make buying pot very difficult. Yeah, just like booze, cigarettes, electricity, water, natural gas……….insurance……food.

 

That’s it for today.

 

SJ………………………….Out

 

M and Ms

79 more days until Maldives is historeeeeee, says the UN:

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It is getting  really bad out there:  The Toronto District School Board is completing a phase-out of the word “chief” from job titles, out of respect for Indigenous people. Titles such as chief financial officer, chief academic officer and chief communications officer will see the word “chief” removed and replaced with “manager” or something similar. The changes include 12 chief positions in the professional support services department where the word manager is now used. “The work began a few years ago and is now concluding,” TDSB spokesman Ryan Bird said. The real scandal here folks is that it took them a few years to come up with this decision. A FEW YEARS? How much did that cost?

I guess the word “How” is next!

My question. What about the military. No More Chief Petty Officer, Chief Warrant Officer? Commander in Chief? No more “hey Chief, what’s up today. Hey Manager” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. Or “Hey Mang or Hey Manage”…Geesh. While were at it let’s get rid of the name Indigenous, or First Nations,or Aboriginals, or Indians, or the Redman and call everyone………..Canadian, without any hyphens. Hey how about calling them the “Big Kahunas” or “Shit Disturbers”

Weinstein. Love this:

 

Weinstein and Holly’s Woody in the Morning was built to keep the silence. Weinstein brought Holly’s Woody in the Morning to a whole new level.

Weinstein off to Europe for sex addiction rehab. Where Sweden? Germany’s Reeperbahn? Amsterdam’s Canal Street? Sex addiction rehab? Sounds oxymoronic to me. How’s that going to stack up? It’s like taking coal to Newcastle. Forget about us deplorables, eh Weinstein?

“I started a petition for the restaurant to remove seal meat from the menu because it is sourced by the commercial hunt and not the indigenous hunt.” A dead animal — albeit a delicious one — is still a dead animal, and it’s no more righteously dead depending on the race of the person who killed it. Hey where’s the Chief Cook here? I’m sure the seal knew that as well. The restaurant is named Ku-Kum Kitchen for a reason. After all of this mayhem they are going to change the name to Sku-Kum!

SJWs are always so concerned about paternalism and colonialism, but here they are with their animal rights colonialism trying to tell an aboriginal entrepreneur what to do with his own business. Do Black Olives come with that seal steak? You know Black Olives Matter to all SJWs.

 

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I have a dream. That the world will be rid of pipelines. That baristas and joints will be the order of the day and on every street corner. In the villages, in the towns, in our cities, across our great land. Yes…I have a dream. That the grass will always better in BC. I had a dream….and it was sooo cool….man!

Trudeau’s war on oil and gas is hitting BC hard 0- 60B and counting. Only one more to seal (see above) the deal. Cancel Kinder Morgan. Yeees I had that dream too…and it was a nightmare!

 

Why is Lake Superior’s water level so high? We’ve gotten a lot of rain and snow in recent years. But the Strib hints at a darker possibility:

“Is it climate change? Or is it just a cyclical thing?” Buck wondered aloud. “What can we do? What can we expect?”

But wait! Just a few short years ago, we were told that Lake Superior was drying up, as water levels were, for a while, below average. What caused the level of the Great Lakes to fall? Climate change, of course. And low levels, like high levels, are bad.

“It’s the Goldilocks Syndrome I tells ya,” some hick from rural Wisconsin touted.

 

California’s climate change alarmist Governor Jerry Brown is thrilled at more laws in the state being passed with the ultimate goal of phasing out vehicles that run on fossil fuels:




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is on the go!

Yeah, that’ll work in the Moonbat State.

 

Bitcoin, Climate Change and now Shit-coin: all crypto currencies or the currency of the damned!

Eminem: In what is perhaps the fiercest and the most exhaustive attack against Donald Trump in hip-hop, Eminem “came to stomp” Tuesday night, calling the President everything from “Donald the b—-” to a “racist grandpa” in an explosive 4.5-minute freestyle rap. “That’s how he gets his rocks off and he is orange….”say what.

This from a guy who hails from that mecca of urban righteousness and renewal….Detroit! Or the guy(Slim Shady) who presents a video showing a woman taking a dump and wiping her ass. Yeah, that’s real visual art man…..shitty!

Oh Lord hear my prayer. Please give us back Hendrix and we’ll give you Eminem.

And here, all this time, I thought they were referring to candy called            Em – n –  Ems. I like the yellow ones best!

 

 

SJ……Out….Have a great weekend.

 

Off the Grid!

Hey, only 80 days until the Maldives disappear…according to UN Officials who remain nameless and faceless!

Image result for pics of maldives underwaterLatest Maldive government cabinet meeting. “The one good thing to come out about all of this?” one government official gurgled. These damn meetings are over in one hour. But sometimes the chairman at these meetings can drive one around the bends. And when one farts we are all overcome by bubbles!

Off the grid. There is this HGTV series out now where this woman is building a dream house in the middle of the sticks because she wants to be off the grid. Not this but you get the idea here:

Image result for HGTV: Off the gridFor all you environ-mentals out there this (above pic) isn’t off the grid. But this is:

Image result for pics of puerto rico power outages Or this:

Image result for pics of puerto rico power outages Or this in Easter Ontario, Quebec in 1998. I lived through this and was without power for 14 days in sub-zero temperatures. Not nice or fun:

Image result for pics of 1998 ice stormNow, that is going off the grid. So, for all you environ-mentals who want to take us all off the grid, please move to Puerto Rico and see just how much fun this is. Let us know how she goes by sending a report by carrier pigeon.

Got to go now as a old bud of mine just called me from South Africa. More tomorrow.

 

SJ……………………..Out………… and off this grid.

1.5 Hour Work Week!

According to the UN, there are just 81 more days until the Maldives disappear due to Global Warming and Climate Change

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Image result for pics of the maldivesBe scared, be very, very scared…of the UN!

 

The new, old TV program, “The Good Doctor” has been given a full season…great, can’t wait. Is this “The Good Wife’s” offspring or a regurgitation of “Dougie Hauser, MD.” C’mon guys get original here. We are not stupid. I pray for a miracle continually: “Please God give us back “Breaking Bad” and we’ll give you “The Good Doctor.”

New Canadian $20 coin honouring “snowflakes” everywhere. Millennials should buy this up fast. But snow is white. It is white privilege I tell you.” Shame on you Canada. Change the name immediately to “blow.” At $20 a crack, This Blow Matters.

News Flash: “New California law allows jail time for using wrong gender pronoun, sponsor denies that would happen. “Yes, Zir, no zir, your shit-bags full zir is zall I have to zay about zat. It is really a German pronoun you know” the government official stated.  A major San Andreas fault event can’t come soon enough. Yes, more on LGBTABCDEFHIJKLMNOPQURSTUVWXYZ stuff as most of northern California is burning.

Washington Post caption to the picture below: “Emissions spew out of a large stack at the coal-fired Morgantown Generating Station on Oct. 10, 2017 in Newburg, Maryland.” Dirty dirty, dirty coal. But you see the two stacks on the right are old stacks, decommissioned, while the one on the left is a new generation scrubber stack which extracts just about all of the dirty stuff. What you see there is clean steam arising. But the environ-mentals will not mention that dirty little secret.

NATO is there to protect Canada if North Korea poses a threat….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah….Oh, you mean these guys:

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Yeah right and the UN is going to admit that Climate Change was an elaborate hoax. As I remember NATO stands for North Atlantic Treaty Organization. Last time I checked North Korea was nowhere near the North Atlantic. But hey, who am I to judge an organization that is broad on politics but widely illiterate on geography. All Canada needs to do to take out these guys is an effective electron-magnet.

Wow. What’s good for the gander is bad for the goose, or so the saying goes. York school board takes down school’s 43-year-old totem pole after one complaint lodged. Try doing that out here in BC and you will be in for one huge native insur-erection.

Canadian Liberals lied after blowing budget to lecture TRUMP. They meant snow rather than blow but that is so white privilege that they changed the wording somewhat. “Apparently their noses were out of joint,” one official snorted.

Truth and Reconciliation committee announces a $750M payout to Indigenous people who as children were forced out of their family situations to adoption and therefore lost contact with their culture. Truth and Reconciliation is Canadian Liberal code for “the Gift that keeps on giving.” When is this going to end? On the one hand living in an isolated community in an area whose only claim to fame is the size of the black flies and mosquitos is terrible for youth suicides, drunkenness and domestic violence, while on the other hand taking them away from this toxic environment is akin to genocide and a blatant attack by racist governments on their culture. It is a win, win situation for the Indigenous people and a lose lose situation for the government of any day, today and for generations of governments to come….Geesh.

Death of the “Energy East Project” puts New Brunswick’s economy at risk. Who or what is a New Brunswick? They manufacture pool tables don’t they? They have an economy? They’re liberal are they not? End of story. But they do have Quebec’s raw sewage to contend with. “Shit happens man and it flows downstream to the place of least resistance – New Brunswick. From one liberal shit riding to another. Who cares?” a Liberal insider was heard to comment on the situation.

Angela Merkel won again. Someone said she is far right. No she is far out man!

Sweden starts a “Death Cleaning” initiative. De-cluttering your stuff before you depart. Wow. I do believe Sweden is twinned with California.

Macron is in big trouble with his constituents. How do you spell France? G…R…E…E…C…E.  Like Greece, French workers are ticked about their 1.5 hour work week. It is too much to ask, s’il vous plate!

 

SJ…..Out…Bon Jour aujourd weed

 

 

Muh,muh, muh, my Sharia!

Seems the Canadian New Democrat Party has a new leader. A Sikh. Diversity is our strength, they say. I say beware of wolves in sheep’s clothing. With his turban attached he promises to stand tall for all Canadians. Yes, to drive us all back into the stone age. He has stated that he is against the extraction of oil and gas of any kind, even the kind that comes out of our conservatives’ asses. He is surely to become Canada’s Moonbat leader. Sikh and you shall find. I say Shriek. I am not racist but worried that the NDP will use the racist card to promote their leader. They are already playing into the hands of a separate Quebec: “Singh said this week that he would “immediately” work to support the province’s decision in the event of a majority ‘yes’ vote in a referendum.”….Just great and just what the Quebec separatists want (HuffPost).

We want a leader who will do everything to keep this country together, not tear it apart with identity politics….Geesh

Canadian government agency going after people who claim the sun is the primary component of our climate. Eeegads! call out the thought police…now! Middle aged thinking there for sure. Canadian judicial wants to bring back the “rack” to punish these scientific heretics.

Canadian government kills another nation building project in Energy East. Mayor of a major Quebec City laughed so hard when he heard this that he shit his pants – literally and figuratively – as he released millions of litres of raw sewage into the St Laurence River – all going downstream to the East Coast I may add to that.

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“I have a dream” Trudeau was heard to say. “That someday the world will rid itself of….. pipelines. You thought I was going to say Carbon didn’t you? Bahahahahahahahahahahaha…that’s a good one. Hey I talk the talk but would never walk the walk or walk the talk or talk the walk or use talk-um powder or whatever to wipe my ass. Hey, how do you like my carbon socks?” As he takes another sip of his carbonate of soda.

Toronto District School Board wants its students to recite Muslim greeting after the singing O Canada. Why not just sing:  “Muh, muh, muh my Sharia”

No wonder Canada’s primary currency is called the “Loonie.”

This just in from Canada’s Finance Department. Every one is in a titter over this one.  “We are going to conduct a gender-based analysis on finalized proposals, to ensure any changes to the tax system to promote gender equity. About 83 per cent of passive investment income is earned by Canadian-controlled private corporation owners making more than $250,000. About 70 per cent of these individuals are men. “The women were so tired of getting the shaft from the financial men” some financial guy was heard to say. This is titillating stuff.  The whole plan can be summarized in two words: “TITS UP.”

News Flash: Climate models wrong.

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Told ya it was the glue. You read it here first at Shakeyjay

Have a happy Tuesday!

 

SJ………….Out