A Good Defence Is A Good Offence

“When everything is offensive, nothing is offensive.”

Blazing Saddles offended everything and everybody. It was hilarious but it  could not be made today under current SJW and snowflake sensibilities where everything is offensive. Here is a link. Good reading:

https://pjmedia.com/trending/blazing-saddles-at-45-the-movie-that-couldnt-get-made-today/

Copy and paste the link into your browser. It’s a great article.

Here is an excerpt from that trail blazing movie:

Madeline Kahn was a fantastic actress. She died way too young.


From the “You Won’t Believe It’s True” file” comes this:

“Just when frustrated residents of New Jersey, one of the most heavily taxed states in the US, thought Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy had already brought the state into the ninth circle of taxation hell with new taxes to save the state’s ailing pension system, middle class voters in one of the least affordable states in the country have now been given one more thing to complain about: A tax on the rain.?” 

The air that we breathe is next. Why? Because every living thing on the planet expunges CO2. Yup even Santa Claus Virginia!

I bet you didn’t know that a human body is comprised of 18.3% Carbon. Therefore, given our Liberal politician’s absolute pathological hatred of all things Carbon – “it’s a poison man, a poison” and given that for every breath they take they exhale C02 then why don’t all Liberal and Progressive politicians do us all a favour by taking themselves and all of their cronies, consultants and advisors out of the gene pool. For heaven’s sake…er…for the planet’s sake.  Lead by example for a climate change…why don’t you. “Take my Prime Minister…..Please.”


For those of you who do not know, Jody Raybould Wilson is / was Canada’s Justice Minister or Attorney General of Canada for want of a better term – a woman and an Indigenous person to boot. And that is exactly what our spineless Prime Minister Turd-ope did. He gave her the boot by relieving her of the Justice portfolio with a demotion of her cabinet stature to that gawd awful, gawd forsaken job of Veteran’s Affairs and Deputy Defence minister! Naturally she resigned from Veteran’s Affairs and has since resigned from Turd-ope’s LIberal Cabinet (she has my respect).

Everybody (except Turd-ope and Turd-ope’s Butt) knows that Wilson was demoted because she would not fall victim to Turd-ope’s and the Prime Minister’s Office’s pressure to intervene in the SNC Lavalin fraud and corruption case by giving SNC a free ride and exoneration from all current and future charges. After all SNC Lavalin, like Bombardier, is a major engineering and high tech firm based in Quebec. And like Bombardier, SNC was deemed by Turd-ope and the PMO as “Too French to Fail.”

The alleged intervention in this case by the Prime Minister and the PMO is, if deemed true, a blatant conflict of interest of the highest order. It is an action that undermines our democracy and rule of law, as it equates to interference in a legal case by government officials. This is far more serious than ADSCAM. But given the liberal propensity of our media this will probably be construed as a non event so “move on people. No story here.” It will not be covered by the press. And Turd-ope, just like the alleged groping incident, will be given a free ride on this “Shame on you the Me Too” crowd for allowing that incident to disappear from the public’s eye.

Family Compact? Remember that from your Canadian History. The compact that hastened the revolts of 1837 in Upper and Lower Canada and resulted in the 1839 Durham Report which in turn led to the Act of Union of Lower and Upper Canada of 1840, which ultimately resulted in Confederation of 1868 and the British North American Act (I researched this so you don’t have to). Well if you think that the Family Compact went away think again. Canada’s political hierarchy has been anchored in Quebec and Ontario since 1867. That political hierarchy has been running this country ever since Confederation. If you think that the Family Compact in Canada is dead then consider this:

House of Commons or Canadian Representatives….Predominantly Liberal;

Cabinet or Executive Branch of Government…………..Liberal;

Judiciary…………………………………………………………………….Liberal

Academia……………………………………………………………………Hard left Liberal;

Cultural………………………………………………………………………Hard Left Liberal; and

Media………………………………………………………………………….Liberal.

With respect to criticism of government policies there is no debate but rather a typical government response of: Racism, Bigotry, Homophobia, or some other form of Phobia.

CANADIANS!………………………..WAKE UP!

 

Now I am not a fan of Proportional Representation as the NDP or Greens would define it but I am in favour of some form of government electoral system that is not tied to the “First Past the Post Paradigm.” After all, if a party forms a majority government in Canada, what we really have in this country is an elected dictatorship for 4 years…..not good.

 


I think I need a song that is uplifting:

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ……………………………………………Out…………………………………………Dot

 

Takin Care of Business…Every Day!

Just in from Bloomberg:

The US is warning countries to stay clear of Huawei.

Of course Canada being so smug and so righteous about that evil doom slayer Trump that they welcome Huawei into their companies and homes. “Oh we know better so bring in your poor, your downtrodden, your dispossessed, your filthy rich bastards and we will welcome Huawei with open arms because that dastardly Trump is bad, bad, baaaad, I tells ya. He is evil… eeevil the weevil!

Don’t know about you but would you trust any high tech company whose name you cannot pronounce? Or a Chinese company that promotes “Gutter Oil,” China’s big oil conglomerate?:

See the source image                                                   Asian fusion “Gutter Oil.” Sweet and sour. Your choice. Straight out of the Chinese gutter. Also known as sewer shyte in North America. Tasty!

As the name suggests their high tech cooking oil:

See the source imageTaking gutter oil well, out of the gutter. From the gutter straight on to your plate:

Mmmm, yummy.See the source image                  I’ll never eat Chinese again.

Yeah this is more like it. From England…Fatburgers:

See the source imageWould you like fries with that. Looks and feels like my arteries


From the world has gone mad file comes this:

Actress Kate Hudson is raising her daughter as genderless. She has decided to name “it” Eunice. She is hoping that her next “it” will be a genderless “it with a dik” whose name will be Eunick, the “it dik” brother to his “it dickless” sister (I can’t make this up).

Woman’s humiliating job interview goes viral. Say what? She is pissed off that she got the job. “I was humiliated I tells ya. I dearly wanted to become a victim and that ass hole of an employer had the gonads to actually hire me. I feel, I feel…oh I don’t know…I feel…well..employed, violated. I guess that would be the right word here. It is a terrible feeling.”

“MoiAussie,” the French “MeToo” organization nodded their heads in agreement.

Duchess Meghan saved from a major fashion mishap. Headline? Why? Was she caught outside wearing clothes?

I can’t believe this is news!


US cities as cold as the Arctic. An Australian inferno. The UK covered in snow. Oh the horror of it all.

It’s only one month into 2019 and meteorologists are already talking in superlatives as extreme weather patterns have brought cities and towns across the globe to a standstill.

My superlative? Great!

Again, lets scare the beejeezus out of everybody. It is called winter in the Northern Hemisphere and summer in the Southern Hemisphere.

So fear not. It is only weather.

Insurance companies are purposely spreading doom and gloom and scary pictures of weather Armageddon. Why? So they can charge exorbitant rates for house insurance. It is a global scam…er… business now. And if the big (insert catastrophic event here) occurs they, the insurance companies, can immediately declare bankruptcy so that the average Joe and Josephine are hooped yet again. “Just takin care of business is all” a  genderless spokes- prick was heard to comment.

“Where is my yellow vest honey? And my shotgun!”


This guys kills me:

See the source image  Singh can’t sing.

I do not know about you but do you see the similarity here? A twin maybe?

See the source image

And speaking of employment, another great song from a great Canadian band.

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ……………………………….Out

Black Day in July

Let’s see how the beautiful game is doing today:

I told ya that there is more going on in the stands than on the pitch:

‘Get knocked up by FIFA players, win $$$ and Whoppers’: Burger King shamed for offensive ad”

‘Get knocked up by FIFA players, win $$$ and Whoppers’: Burger King shamed for offensive ad

“Bobble heads,” one woman shrieked, then laughed when she saw what she was dealing with. They sure ain’t whoppers.

“Hey, put that Gulag on hold” Russia beats Egypt 3-1. Wow. Russia has scored 8 goals in two games: 5 against the Saudis and now 3 against Egypt. That is impressive for football. But what is even more shocking and perhaps less impressive is that this is the most goals scored in a World Cup by one team since 1974? Are you kidding me?

“And Sergio kicks the ball over to Dmitri”

June 19th: 10 goals scored by 6 teams!

June 20th: 3 goals scored by 6 teams. I mean Portugal has Renaldo but they only beat Morocco 1 to zip. C’mon guys.

Now let’s get back to that whopper! What do ya say?


From the “History” repeats itself file comes this:

Erdoğan Warns of “War between the Cross and the Crescent” following Austria’s Plan to Deport Imans

Hey, remember 1529? Does 1683 come to mind Erdogan? The Sultan arrived at Vienna on 27 September 1529. The Siege of Vienna begins. The sultan lost that battle and left with his head between his legs. Literally and figuratively.

But, hey let’s try again, again as in 1683: The Ottoman (Turkey) Empire’s Pasha and his/her or zey, zit or zat siege of Vienna.

The Pasha struck again with his transgendered army wearing their silk white dresses. The Pasha got pashed around, lost bigly to the cross and had his crescent Adam’s apple wrenched and removed permanently by strangulation. Dastardly.

So Erdogan thinks he should try again. Turkey!

See, this blog isn’t always a waste of reader’s time.


From Maggie’s Farm: Where “No Ending a Sentence With a Preposition’ rule comes from. Some guy named John Dryden, a literary tour de force back in the day. So what are we talking about here: “You talking to me. Are you talking to me?”  No, no, no Robert. Profound use of the English or American language talk perhaps but totally wrong according to Dryden. You should have said: “With whom are you talking? Huh, hey, you, to whom are you talkin.”

See the source image “Yeah” F*&K Trump!” Profound!

I know, I know, it lacks punch, profundity as only a Hollywood actor like De Nero can dish out at Award Shows. He should have said: “With whom are you talking? Me? Me? To whom are you talking? Me, to whom?” or is that to who? No idiot, who’s on first.

But can you imagine talking like Dryden suggests and using his preposition rule downtown in a city close to you. An inner city perhaps.

See the source image  “With whom are you talking?”        Which, naturally led to this:

See the source imageBlack day in July.

The beat goes on. 1967!

Song of the day:

“With whom do you riot Sir?” With whom do you talk? Me?

Have a nice day.

SJ……………………………………….Out

 

Oh Canada

Slide 1 of 38: Soccer Football - World Cup - Opening Ceremony - Luzhniki Stadium, Moscow, Russia - June 14, 2018 Robbie Williams performs during the opening ceremony REUTERS/Kai Pfaffenbach                            Like I said yesterday: there is more happening in the stands than on the pitch (field).

Well, the first World Cup match – Russia vs Saudi Arabia just occurred. 5-1 for Russia. Surprised the hell out of me given my post yesterday. But then again the sportsman of the year award has to go to the Saudi Coach:

Saudi Arabia manager refuses to credit Russia: ‘They won without doing much’

Of course they didn’t do much. This is soccer after all. I guess I would react the same way if I was the Saudi Coach given that the players and coaches of the Saudi Team are looking at a future of cleaning out the King’s camel stall and dung when they return home.

Then again this latest score seals my belief that the beautiful game is a boring game:

Uruguay 1,  Egypt 0. Some interesting stats. After 90 minutes of play only 7, I repeat, 7 shots on goal. 4 by Uruguay and 3 by Egypt. Are you kidding me? Compare that to hockey where you have up to 60 shots on goal as an aggregate by both teams over 60 minutes of play. Good gawd!

Can’t wait for more exciting action.


Blog Alert: following is longer than I normally would write:

Irony Alert: Writer at Canadian taxpayer subsidized Maclean’s says “Canada is NOT a country” This coming from a writer who is married to ” I didn’t know anything about climate change” Climate Barbie McKenna. Cripes, she didn’t know how to spell Clamato Change before Trudeau named her as the nation’s cabinet Minister of the Environment and Climate Change. “I always thought Clamato Change was some sort of drink.” The entire Liberal Caucus rolled their eyes at that one.

“I thought Clamato Change was part and parcel of the new currency. Like Bitcoins. Heck I even heard that Al Gore was refused entry to his latest climate catastrophe sequel because he tried to pay with clamato change. But hey, in this new identity politics age we live in, Trudeau was right to appoint someone like me who doesn’t have a clue but is female after all.”

But wait, it’s not about you Kate. Your husband, who goes by another name, Scot Gilmore the house husband of Climate Barbie, Catherine McKenna. Call me old school but why the different names if you’re married. He is or she (or zey, hey or zits) embarrassed to be married to one another? Hmmmm? Anyway Scotty here believes that Canada is not a country. And the “once respected” Canadian leftist rag-a- muffin called Mcleans published this shyte: Gilmore states:

Cheaper to fly to Europe, Peru than to fly to northern Manitoba. My question: Who in their right mind would want to visit northern Manitoba, home of the monster mosquitos? Mosquitoes so big they could pick you up and take you to Peru. Mosquitoes and Black flies with so much Human blood in their veins that the Red Cross is looking at tapping into this rare national natural resource in their “U2 can donate” campaign.

Less than 10% of Canadians have ever visited the north. Well, I have and I have the welts to prove it. I refer you to the para above. Or that there is a huge difference between the residents of Newfoundland and those of Saskatchewan. Sure there is. Nobody can understand a word coming out of a Newfoundlander’s mouth and nobody, least of all the Americans, can spell or pronounce Saskabush. If that doesn’t tie this great country together I do not know what does! Diversity is our strength. Not T.O.s diversity but the diversity of Canadian geography and peoples. He also states that Harper identified Quebec as a nation within a nation; the First Nations as the first nation within a nation…FIRST! So there, and in the future some other PM will name the Maritimes as a nation within a nation, within a nation. Seconded of course! Confused? They will be called “Basketcase.” No Gilmore, this doesn’t make Canada not a country but highlights the insanity of identity politics and political correctness, which, by his argument is destroying our way of life. There is no such thing as a Canadian people. I think the greatest generation of Canadians – you know – those brave men and women who fought for this country during the 1st and 2nd World War are proof of his idiocy and might have something to say to you if they were alive today. By the way how many Canadians have visited Vimy Ridge?

See the source image                          I have and so have my two sons.

What else does this “nig nog” say:

As out current PM – Turdope has said: There is no core Canadian identity, no mainstream in Canada. Perhaps not in Toronto, where all of the so called elitist deplorables live. We here in Canada have a paucity (how I love that word) of leadership. That is our national disgrace and problem. Oh and Canada cannot even build a pipeline, where beer is more of a commodity than milk, and trade barriers exist across this country that would undermine anything remotely labelled as free trade under Nafta.

See the source imageDid you say milk?

My argument can be summed up with two pictures:

See the source imageSophie:”He’s sooo dreamy”. Poor kids!

See the source image                                                                                 Trudeau with two members of his Liberal Caucus

It is not that Canada is not a country Mr Gilmore. It’s that Canada has no leadership and therefore, no sense of pride…national pride that is. Get out of Toronto and Vancouver where toxicity and intolerance against anyone with an opposing view are their strengths, and see the real Canada and real Canadians.

My Leadership Prayer: Dear Lord please give us back John A or Laurier and we’ll give you Justin Trudeau, or Andrew Sheer, Wynne, Horgan, Weaver, May, Suzuki et al, et al, et al, and that’s all folks.

Naf said…Ta.


The lefties want to impeach Trump because he lied about his height stating that he was 6′ 3″. Trudeau is 6’2″ and, as shown in this picture is clearly taller than Trump. “So impeach the lying bastard,” CNN states in their non stop 24 hour coverage of this photo op:

The allegations for impeachment dissolved when it was learned that Trudeau was wearing his “heels” when this picture was taken. Meanwhile:

North Korea and the US sign an accord to de-nuclearize the Korean Peninsula.

No news here folks move on….CNN reports.

Song of the day:

Child of Vision. Vision? Something the leadership in Canada dearly lacks. Tunnel Vision perhaps:

Have a great weekend. Read ya Monday.

SJ…………………………….Out

Caustic Toxicity

Oooo. World Cup starts today. Oooooo. Can’t wait for the beautiful game to start. It’s going to be a riot these next 31 or so days.

See the source image

Like I said , all the action is in the stands. Let’s see what the results were today. Oh Russia vs Saudi Arabia. Should be a barn-jerker of a match. In the west the losers are generally relegated to a lower division. With these two a loss generally relegates the loser either to a Gulag or to be in charge of the king’s camel brigade. Failing that to be part of a judging committee at Burqa swim suit competition!.

Can’t wait. Starts in about 2 hours from now….Ooooooo!


Trump Derangement Syndrome in spades or “Why I never Watch Award Shows:”

Sunday night was the 72nd Tony Awards, the annual ceremony that’s supposed to celebrate the best of Broadway. But what’s being talked about more than any of the winners or nominees, co-hosts Josh Groban and Sara Bareilles, or even a moving performance from the Parkland students was the unhinged anti-Trump tirade made by Robert De Niro.

De Niro stepped on the stage to give a simple introduction to Bruce Springsteen’s Tony-nominated show, and immediately went off the rails.

“I’m gonna say one thing … F–k Trump,” De Niro declared with his fists in the air. “It’s no longer ‘Down with Trump,’ it’s ‘F–k Trump!’”

See the source imageWho me? You talkin to me?

Oooooo, dynamic words there Robert. Could you be a bit more succinct for us deplorables?

Not surprisingly, his remarks were welcomed with cheers and a standing ovation. Like most award shows, they’re attended by liberals who have had nothing but animosity towards Trump after he announced his candidacy in 2015. And they’ve made their hatred for him obvious at virtually every single award show ever since. These awards shows were no longer about the craft of creating such art, they’ve become about Trump.

Gotta love those tolerant non racist, non bigoted lefties!

De Niro himself has made several off-the-wall attacks against the president from calling him a “mutt” and the “jerkoff-in-chief” among other things to saying he’d like to “punch him in the face.” He even said he’s “beyond” seeing the point of view of Trump supporters. He has truly gone off the deep end. But sadly, that’s par for the course in Hollywood.

Par for the course? That’s an insult to golfers!

Just within the last several days alone, we had Bill Maher “hoping” for another recession because a crashing economy can hurt Trump’s reelection chances.

See the source imageHey, I’m Bill Maher and you’re not.          Just another arrogant, “I’m better than you” asswipe.

Would you want a bunch of lefties running your world?

So, who are the bullies here? I would ask. Everyone talks about pink shirt days, stop the bullying whereas the role models of such bad behaviour are within the very tolerant, compassionate left. Bill Maher is not funny. De-Niro has a very limited vocabulary and is well past his best before date:

Who me? You talking to me? Yeah you? You talking to me? Me? Yeah you?

And the Oscar Myer Weiner this year goes to Robert De Nero!

Good ole whitey Shakespeare has nothing to worry about me thinks.


 

Image may contain: 1 person, text                                                           Mommy? Why it’s Chrystine Freeloader

There, there Macron and Justin. Come to Mutti. Trump is such a bully.

Dis iz called an Inuit kiss Emmanuel. Oh Justin, I can’t wait to smoke a joint with you. Perhaps on Cannabis Day, zeh? er eh? Dere, dere boys. Dats better zey?

See the source image                        I already have a grandmother Mutti. I married her.


“Doug Ford was elected Premier of Ontario because he’s a ‘white, heterosexual man’:” CBC’s Cross Canada Checkup caller.

This coming from a well edumacated (sic) Social Worker. Of course she is black. No, no, no, a black homosexual perpier (sic) would better fit the bill. Some of her comments:

“Because of his gender and ethnicity, voters “automatically assume that when he tells them something … that he’s actually telling the truth,” she said.

“I don’t think any other person — a white woman, a gay person, an immigrant — would ever have gotten elected in such a way for giving almost nothing.”

What about Kathleen Wynne? The punted premier. She says we’re all immigrants here. So diversity is our strength. Last time I checked “whitey” was part of the mix. Or are whites excluded from the diversity soup?

But not Rob Ford. He’s an animal?

It all boils down to this:

Liberals and lefties = goodness

Conservatives and righties = bad, bad, bad.

Read above comments re De Niro and Maher!

Note to self: never, ever become involved with a woman social worker or a woman who has a degree in Woman’s Studies….NEVER!

Those tolerant lefties…………….Geesh!

That’s it for today’s rant.

For what it’s worth my song of the day:

Oh, and the World Cup?

See the source image        Now, like ice hockey, that’s a game worth watching.

 

SJ…………………….Out