Category: Weirdness and Craziness

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End Games

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You know things are getting crazy when you read stuff like this:

Russian state-owned television is urging the country’s residents to stock their bunkers with water and basic foodstuffs because Moscow could go to war with Washington.

Warning that the potential conflict between the two superpowers would be “catastrophic,” an anchor for Russia’s Vesti 24 showed off shelves of food, recommending that people buy salt, oatmeal and other products that can last a long time on the shelves. Powdered milk lasts five years while sugar and rice can last up to eight years, the newscaster explained before showing videos of pasta cooking in a bomb shelter. 

And then it, the pasta, exploded with tomato sauce everywhere. After a few days it smelled awful with garlic. So bad was it that the inhabitants prayed for a nuclear strike. They ran out of their shelter. “Thatza okay” one Italian Russian was heard to say. “If da end of da world comes we all gonna bend down and kissa our asses goodbye.”

“Hey Yo…what about climate change?”

Meanwhile in North Korea:

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Nooooooo

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“How I love the smell of (insert WMD here) in the morning.”

Image result for pics of kim unYo…hey Mr Trump… man up man!

I see Trudeau is off on another international junta…er sorry, junket. South America of all places. Figures! He leaves behind Alberta and Saskatchewan all but at war with British Columbia over the Kinder Morgan pipeline while the clock ticks towards a May 31 deadline set by Kinder Morgan to cancel the multi-billion project.  No matter, no story here folks, move on.

Meanwhile, and this kills me, this is a crisis which requires the prime minister,” NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh told reporters on Parliament Hill Wednesday. “The mess is created by the prime minister. The prime minister absolutely has a responsibility to be here.” This from a guy who has stated categorically that all fossil resources should remain in the ground and who wants to take Canada back to the dark ages, economically. 

Well South America is a great place to start this “back to the past” crusade for Trudeau and ole Jag… stop singing. Next stop after Peru – where Trudeau will pray to his Inca gods at Macho Peekaboo for sage advice:

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“Damn, wrong shrine! Whose to blame here? Fire that guy wearing the black truban.”

“Go… visit… Venezuela” he was heard to chant after leaving the sacred site.

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“You don’t understand” Butts (Trudeau’s Chief of Staff) remarked when asked about alternatives to the oil sands project. “We want an alternative economy. Not one based on fossil fuels or resources. That is sooo 2001. And that is why our Dear Leader is visiting Venezuela. To see how they have accomplished what they have in such a short time. Much like China, our Dear Leader is amazed at how they can literally change their economy on a dime. He truly respects Maduro.”

No story here folks. Move on.

And after that visit and, in keeping with the Salsa traditions he learned while visiting Macho Peekaboo….

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Again, wrong dance Gerald. Whose to blame? Fire that guy wearing the blue truban.

….he was heard to say:

See the source imagePoster taken from Trudeau’s keynote address!

Crazy stuff. Have a terrific Thursday.

SJ……………………………….Out of my mind.

Song of thee day:

 

One Toke

Premier Horgan and his sidekick Andrew Weaver must be ecstatic now that Kinder Morgan have put their pipeline expansion plans on hold. Yes, Virginia there are consequences for their actions:

$47 billion lost in government revenue – 800,000 man hours of work gone if the Trans Mountain pipeline gets scrapped, loss of social programs, investor credibility, loss of leadership – not that we ever had any at the provincial and federal level, rule of law and integrity………………priceless.

Kinder surprise Horgan. Banned in the US for good reason. It could cause babies and toddlers to choke – like the BC Caucus.

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See the source imageComing to a Vancouver neighborhood near you.

“Yeah butt (sic)”….Weaver was heard to say…” we’ll have barista joints on every corner. Can’t wait” Gerald Butts, Trudeau’s Chief of Staff nodded in agreement, as he took another toke on his dope smoke…yesss!

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Gas at record levels, industry leaving the province, poverty levels soar, provincial GDP tanks. “Yeah butt”…Horgan remarked. Think of all those tourists coming here to take pictures of our Ghost Towns – throughout the province. It’s a win, wynne situation, I tells ya.

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Gerald Butts, Trudeau’s chief of staff nodded in agreement, as he took another draw from his smoke…dope…toke.

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Grammerly app participation soars in BC government corridors of power after use of “Fook You” escalates on BC’s Letterhead.

Such hypocrisy here. Waiting to hear the outcry when gas hits $2 bucks per litre here in BC. This summer no doubt.

I always thought the NDP party represented workers. Guess not and why oh why does the east coast get a pass with their oil imports from the middle east? And why does the vocal minority always get their way out here in la la land?

Canada? As stupid is as stupid does. BC’s finance minister (below), was beside himself, and everybody else, with glee.

See the source imageTree huggers unite:

See the source imageWedding season is soon upon us in BC.

And where is Trudeau in all of this?

Image result for pics of trudeay indiaGiving thanks to Gaia of course.

Horgan and Weaver’s record so far? They have destroyed the LNG industry here in BC and with it the oil and gas sector as well. What’s their game plan? To destroy all resource based activity here for all time. I am laughing…crying!

Time to get out of Dodge…but I do feel sorry for my children.

You know, the province of BC and Ontario puts more weight into their Sex Education Programs then they do to financial acumen. That is why the adults today have no financial clue. If only they could teach our elementary students how not to blow a personal budget rather than how to blow other things.

That’s my rant for today.

Song of the day. Canada’s new national anthem:

https://youtu.be/Rzqq581Q3Us

SJ………………Out.

Still saddened by Humboldt. God bless everyone. Hug your kids.

The World I Know

Only in Canada:

The aggravated sexual assault charge laid by police against her attacker was dropped because the case took too long to go to trial. Shitty

Human remains found in Markham Ontario. Police won’t say how they found them but will not proceed with the case until daylight so that they can see what they’re doing. Judge throws prosecution out because it has taken the police too long to find them.

Sad: California family drives car off of a cliff. Whole family killed. Police are not sure as yet as to motive. Was it an Uber? A self drive? If they take too long in their investigation the case will be dropped…off the cliff! Why can’t the parents just do themselves in and leave the children out of it….Geesh!

Channing and Jenna divorcing after 9 years of marriage. I have two questions concerning this bit of news fluff. Who the f%$K are Channing and Jenna and who gives two f&#ks as to their marriage status?

This just in:

A pair of self-described sex instructors from Belarus have been stuck in a Thai detention center for weeks. They say they have evidence demonstrating Russian interference in the 2016 presidential erection in the United States, and that they have offered it to the F.B.I. in exchange for a guarantee of their safety.

Their claim — that they are targets of a covert, undercover Russian operation to silence them because they know too much — might seem outlandish, but their case certainly includes some unusual circumstances. I’ll say it does. Could be a “Trojan” in the making here, one Russian official was heard to remark. It appears that they are out to screw Trump no matter what.

Love this: On March 23, upset by a protest interrupting a Friday night dinner service – one of several staged in recent months at Antlers in Toronto — Hunter took a leg of venison to a high-top table overlooking the street, placed it on a cutting board and separated the meat from the bone. The gesture riled the protesters watching through the window, with one accusing Hunter of taunting the vegans with the “leg of a recently murdered deer.” Hunter returned half an hour later to eat a piece of seared venison steak in front of the vegans. The Vegans were salivating with disgusto!

Something we couldn’t wait to hear: Katie Nicholl, royal expert and author of the new book Harry: Life, Loss, and Love, told ET that while the queen will have a “very prominent and important role” in Harry and Meghan’s wedding on May 19, she won’t be hitting the floor at the reception – especially if the Spice Girls end up performing. “She’s going to want to be a very important part of that day and indeed she will,” the author explained. “But I think when it comes to the evening reception and certainly the party, if the Spice Girls are performing, then I don’t think the queen’s going to be on the dance floor.” No she is a Macarena fan!

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“That’s it Mum. Put your left foot forward.”

“I hate those Spice Girls Justine. They’re so 1980s. After all this is 2018 you know.”

“I know Mum, I know.”

Latest candidates for the “Darwin Awards” Condom snorting is the newest “challenge” and a dangerous online trend that’s become popular among young people through social media.

Rival to the “Tide Pod Challenge,” “condom snorting” is a dangerous practice that involves inhaling a rubber condom up one’s nose so that it can then be fished out through the mouth. The whole thing is recorded and uploaded to YouTube or another social media outlet.

Of course, there is a huge risk. If someone inhales a piece of rubber it can get stuck and result in a blocked airway, which can lead to choking and suffocation. “I can think of better ways to use these things, can’t you?” Russian Sex Coaches agreed.

“Climate Change is humanity’s greatest threat” – so says the UN IPCC. No, the UN is humanity’s greatest threat!

Love this (from Maggie’s Farm): Feminist Geography? What is it? Well:

Feminist geographers “challenge the masculinist formation of science as objective, gender-neutral, and value-free” by studying topics such as “spatial subjectivities” and “emotional geographies.”

Say what? Oh, you mean this:

Image result for pic of volcanos eruptions Yessss, emotional geographies the female Geographer was heard to scream.

Or, that is why women can’t read maps or drive a car in reverse!

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Spatial Geography…a real challenge

Say no more.

Song of the day? Geography? Well, it’s the world I know. (Collective Soul)

https://youtu.be/EndBRy-_3do

SJ……………………………Out

 

 

 

 

 

Who Would You Rather Be

Who would you rather be?

A driver in life:

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Or a passenger:

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You thought RF pollution was bad now, wait for this:

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And after a few years of exposure to this RF?

Its a killer people or wo-people.  I don’t know about you but I love driving.

See the source imageDriverless cars?……..Geesh. Just look at it:

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Are you kidding me?

And speaking of snowflakes. Love this quote:

“Growing up there is one important lesson worth noting. A child will learn half of what he or she is required to know about life from his teachers and family. The other half he or she will learn from bullies.” It is true. All of the rhetoric, the programs and all of the pink shirt days out there do absolutely nothing to address or stop a bully. This does:

See the source imageBullies are cowards. Fight back. As far as cyber bullying goes? Just turn the damn thing off. Simple. Don’t be a snowflake!

And, if you don’t think bullying is alive and well in the real adult world all one has to do is look at Hollywood, late night talk shows, ANTIFA, BLM, Universities, or any of the other tolerant leftist rants about Conservatives, Pro Lifers, Christians, Marriage, values and on and on it goes. And how did these do gooders get their bullying credentials? In school!

From the: “They don’t give a rat’s ass about deficits or debt so why should I” file comes this: Notley Triples Alberta’s Deficit

The Trudeau Liberals are resisting criticism of this foolhardy mission from both left and right. Canadian soldiers will be Mali-bound come summertime. And just so the world know this will be a gender driven mission where over half of the Peacekeepers will be female. That should go over well in this “Shit-Hole” of a country where 99% of the population is Muslim!

There is a Plan B that involves the cosmic coincidence that about 250 “Canadians” are suspected of travelling overseas to engage in terrorist activity — which is the exact number of troops the Liberals want to send to Mali… (Rebel)

Whoa………………….Let’s see how Trudeau squirms out of this one when the shyte hits the fan:

See the source imageToday I am a Muslim.

Tomorrow I will be a Sikh

See the source imageA few weeks ago I was an Indian Princess….er Prince:

Image result for pics of trudeau in indiaDear Shiva, god of wardrobe. I really want to be an Indian. Whoosh. Okay here you are then:

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Or how about being an anarchist:

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Or, or, or maybe Superman:

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Oh, how I love being me. Let’s see. Maybe tomorrow I can be the Prime Minister of Canada. Hmmm, maybe not. Sooo boring.

Hey, but I am Prime Minister Justin Trudeau………………….and you’re not!

Happy Monday:

SJ……………………………Out

 

 

Lonely

This just in.

I tried the Crypto non potato diet for 10 days and I went from this:

Slide 2 of 9: After reading countless blog posts about fellow dieters reporting exhaustion and fatigue during the first few days, I actually noticed my energy levels soar. In fact, I felt as if I had downed three cups of coffee sans cream. At one point, the restlessness and jitters were a bit overwhelming. Though, after a few days progressed, my energy levels began to balance, and I felt more productive and clear-minded. Brain fog, begone!To this:

Before and After SupplementsBe careful, be very, very careful.

If only it were true file comes this headline:

‘Kryptonite-jacking’: Bitcoin rise prompts hackers to ditch ransomware for mining fraud

As bitcoin soared to the $20,000 mark last year, cyber-criminals increasingly turned their attention to Krypton-nite currency users. ‘Krypto-jacking’ cases catapulted in 2017 as Krypton-nite currency prices rose, according to new research.
Superman was not amused.
Love this headline: “Fancy gold and platinum from old ICBMs? Russian space agency opens bidding”
Fancy gold and platinum from old ICBMs? Russian space agency opens biddingYeah, the last guy who bought one of these babies was last seen….
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They take VISA!
Just another day in the City of Light
Clashes with police in Paris during rally against Macron’s public-sector reforms (VIDEOS)
French workers demonstrate violently in Paris against Macron’s reforms of the public sector. “He wants to impose a 1.5 hour work week on us! Sucre-Coeur!” one protester was heard to remark.
Queen has ordered Harry and Meghan to dispense with the PDA. No more of this I would assume.
See the source imageNo???? Oh you mean this:
prince harry meghan markle pda: Photo, Samir Hussein/WireImage/Getty Images.I am just soooo out of touch these days.
Only in Canada you say?  Shitty
Saskatchewan Judge grants bail to man in fentanyl and weapon charges…3 dead.  Canada is open for business?
Just another reason why I would never, ever go to University these days:
A North Carolina State University sociology instructor contends that vegan and vegetarian men are guilty of “upholding the gender binary” and perpetuating “white masculinity.” Vegan and vegetarian men have, [says Mari Mycek,] reclaimed their “previously-stigmatised consumption identity” to wield power over women by framing their lifestyle as a rational, rather than emotional, choice.
Eating chick-peas is considered an act of oppression to women everywhere. (Thanks to SDA)
More Canadian Federal Hypocrisy:  Quebec energy projects do not have to pass the upstream / downstream greenhouse emissions litmus tests but western energy projects do!! What the F%$k batman. Time to get out of dodge me thinks.

Can you believe this:

Kathleen Wynne, the premier of Ontario feels that Old White People are the problem. So get out and vote she says to the young people.
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Yes, Ms Wynne you are definitely the problem for Ontarians
Let’s see. Old white people vote because:
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I know how I would vote.
That’s all she wrote:
Another great tune from Badfinger:
Click on the link, then click on the link in the box.
SJ…………………………..Out