Category: Weirdness and Craziness

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Faux Pas

C’mon guys, smile. It isn’t that bad being called a Turkey

‘Breaking point in relations with US’ – Turkish FM

“Hey, did you let one rip?”

At least you got the Flag right Donald. Not like our dear leader Trudeau, while welcoming the Belgian Royals who were here in Canada to thank our military for our participation in the Great War. It’s bad enough that we don’t have any flagpoles to raise these flags in unison. I guess Trudeau had Merkel on his mind when he raised a glass, er flag to welcome the royals

False flag: Canada lays out German tricolor for Belgian royals at WWI eventIt is this one Trudeau.Image result for pics of a Belgian flagOh well. Perhaps you are colour blind, or colour coordinated challenged. Looking at this I can see why.

See the source image“Dear Chivas (Regal). Pray, pray, pray that I put up the right flag when the Belgian Royals visit.”

Can you imagine the uproar in Canada if the US had done something like that? They don’t like us! They really, really don’t like us….wow!

From the hoax of the Century file comes this:

'Alien' mummies from Peru have human chromosome numbers, but not anatomy – scientistsAliens discovered in Peru. They have 23 chromosomes just like us but only three fingers – just like Kate Middleton. Perhaps a member of an alien royal family! Say what? Is that a yoga pose the alien is doing?

Markle makes major fashion faux pas. What you may ask? Well, she left the tailor’s tack on the vent or slit of her coat. Whoaaaaaa! It’s the end of the world as we know it.

a group of people walking on a sidewalk: meghan_markle_tailor_s_tackMeanwhile….Hmmmm. Can’t think of anything to outdo that bit of fluff.

Have a terrific Tuesday

 

SJ……………………………………..Out

International Woman’s Day

International Women’s Day?

Do men get one as well? True-dope must be happy. He can dress up as a woman today. After all he was a Sikh yesterday and even a Prime Minister the day before that, but that didn’t go over well!

Love McDee’s tribute to women everywhere. They flipped their iconic “M” upside down to display a “W.”

McDonald's sign“In celebration of women everywhere, and for the first time in our brand history, we flipped our iconic arches for International Women’s Day in honor of the extraordinary accomplishments of women everywhere and especially in our restaurants,” McDonald’s global chief diversity officer, Wendy Lewis, said in a statement.

“Yeah, will you have fries with that?” a huge accomplishment I would say.

And what about men? Perhaps this symbol is appropriate for International Men’s Day!

See the source imageHey, we’re coming to get ya. “W”….hoa.  Yesssssssssssss.

Sound like a sale at “W”…almart doesn’t it?

Oxymoronic “Headline of the “W”….eek:

“Trump’s Restraining Order on a Porn Star!” Sounds kinky to me. But hey I’m just a dirty and grumpy old man.

This just in from the UK. Head…line News. In time for a Royal wedding night!

The rumour: A British company is making Harry and Meghan condoms

A company called Crown Jewels (guffaw) is reportedly releasing limited-edition Harry and Meghan condoms in commemoration of the royal wedding…night. The four-pack comes with a certificate of authenticity and plays an “exclusive” mash-up of “God Save the Queen” and “The Star Spangled Banner” when you open the…er… box. Authenticity? Yes, used only once!

Seems like this Rare Earth song also plays at a certain point:

They, the Royals, are calling them, the condoms, a limited edition. “Seems appropriate on this International Woman’s Day” a royal watcher was heard to say.  “Screw them” another added.

It seems the “Doomsday Clock” professor has been put on leave due to sexual allegation allegations. His defence: “I have been doing this doomsday clock thingy now for so many years that my judgement has become blurred.”

Yes, instead of hearing…tick, tock, tick, tock, tick tock 24/7 the professor now professes to hear… dick dock, dick dock, dick dock. “I had no choice. I just had to act on my impulses” he lamented. “If I have offended any of my female doctor colleagues I am truly sorry.” What a dick.

This just in from our feminist Prime Minister.

In a conversation with Bill..” the end is nigh” Nye, Trudeau made the profound statement that we are all scientists when we are babies. In between the ums, and the ahs he stated. “Yes. If I make this noise I get milk. If I push this button or knock something off the table I get hurt. Yes, everyone is a scientist.” Bill attempted to replicate Trudeau’s hypothesis but all he got for his effort was a shitload in his pants. “That depends” was all that the peer review could come up with after this extraordinary exchange between these two giants of progressive thought….yes. Yes it does. Yes it does.

To put more salt to the intellectual wound Trudeau then bragged about his Noble (sic) Laureate Science Minister. Unfortunately she isn’t but hey, who cares, after all I am the Prime Minister of Canada and you’re not. Trudeau was heard to remark. He then went off with his feminist faux woman friends.See the source imageAfter all, this is 2018 and Canada is 100 years old…according to out dear, dear leader.

This, my dear friends is out Prime Minister!  To hell with the Doomsday Clock. We here in Canada are already DOOMED! It is already past midnight here in Canada.

On Sunday night Earnest I. White, twin brother of Walter, and founder of the AR15 Rifle Association, called on……..

In this International Day of Women, a leftist woman declares that the expressions “Merry Christmas” or “God Bless You” as triggering Islamophobia micro-aggression and must be banned. Okay, the next time I hear a Muslim woman sneeze I am going to say:  “Fook Off.”  That should do it.

Crazy world we live in.

 

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Dead End Street

Wine for oil. Well, I guess their both fluid. BC doesn’t want oil from Alberta but they want the wine to keep flowing. Well let’s reverse the Kinder Morgan pipeline and start pumping wine through it to the wineries in Alberta. Change out the oil refineries into wineries. That should do it. We cannot drive or heat our homes but our hearts and souls will remain warm and fuzzy with a bottle of Shiraz. If we become so drunk and inebriated with the grape heck we won’t be able to drive our cars anyway and we won’t really know or care if our houses are freezing cold.  We could then change our national anthem to; doo – do-do-do-do-do-do-do-doo and put these guys on our money:

See the source imageIf we’re all pissed and can’t drive our cars then who gives a rats ass about our driveways anyway. Yess….go for it I says. Let’s adopt Venezuela’s oil policy:

Love those red berets. Reminds me of the grape. Oil for wine program. A huge success. Pissed all the time.

Don’t ya just love our Liberal policies. Let’s see. We now have:

Gender budget:  “Yo honey, bring home some Shiraz will ya. Yeah, I got the Instant Pot going”

Gender pipelines: “Turn on the Merlot spigot…now”

Gender infrastructure: “1,000 BPD output. That’s bottles per day, not barrels.”

Gender military: “Splice the main-brace honeybunch. Shiraz or Merlot?”

Gender environment: “Marry a tree and save the planet.”

Gender everything: Yo!

Gender decision making – oxymoronic.

Heard around the Liberal policy table in Ottawa:

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“No Gladys, you do it.” “No Martha I insist. You do it.” “No Gladys I can’t do it. You do it.” “Really. No, you do it.” “No you do it,” “No you do it.” “No you do it.”

Now caught at a gender policy impasse Martha and Gladys turn to their gender neutral colleague for guidance. “Hey Francis Frances, what do you think?” “Huh” Francis Frances laments and smiles as he pours himself another glass of Shiraz!

This new fangled kitchen appliance is called “Instant Pot”

All the crack and potheads out there are in a tizzy over this new appliance.

“Yaaayyyy.No more grow-ops,” one pothead was heard to remark. “No need for hydroponics either man…er people.” “It’s gender neutral as well,” a third crackhead added. “You gotta like that.”

“It’s smokin bad people!”

It was in the new Liberal gender budget. All of the middle class in Canada will get one. “It’s gender neutral man…er woman…er I mean people / wo-people. We’re all getting screwed but we won’t care as we’ll all be stoned while the government is screwing us. Yo, Truedope…its a win-win situation I tells ya.”

And this guys reaction to this new appliance says it all:

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Oscar’s lowest rating yet. Viewers must have been reading this blog.

The two nannies who take care of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s three young children are on track to cost Canadian taxpayers nearly $100,000 a year.  So, how’s the $10 a day child care benefit going to help average Canadians you ask? Just back from his India sojourn, the Prime Minister responded by saying: “Well, I’m the Prime Minister of Canada and you’re not! Oh how I love being me.”

We’re all living on a Dead End Street:

SJ……………………………..Out

 

 

 

 

 

I Need a New Drug

I see Holly’s Woody in the Morning has their big night last night. All of the Alligators were out there en masse:

Like fashion hits and misses……………..Who cares!

Like Bolly’s Woody in the morning.  Visual pollution or Nightmare on Holly’s Woody Boulevard.                                                                                                                          Slide 7 of 48: <p><a href="https://www.wonderwall.com/celebrity/profiles/overview/salma-hayek-392.article">Salma Hayek</a> attends the 90th Annual Academy Awards in Hollywood on March 4, 2018.</p>I guess the “#metoo” and “#timesup” were the predominant themes at this years gab fest. How about “#shut the fook up” and “#sit down” hashtags. That would have been more relevant to me…but I didn’t watch the Oscars. I never do because of the hypocrisy of these dudes and dude-esses. I heard that the “Shape of Water” won for best picture – soon to be the major attraction at Disney’s “Lost Lagoon” or “Typhoon” theme park.

Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue takes no prisoners…and he didn’t even cry!

Slide 11 of 12: <p>"I've got something to say," McDormand said at the beginning of her <a href="http://people.com/movies/oscars-2018-frances-mcdormand-best-actress/">Best Actress acceptance speech</a>. And boy, did she: After honoring her fellow cast members, the crew and her family, McDormand had all of the female nominees in all categories in the room stand up, so that they could all be honored for their hard work. "All of these women have projects that need funding," she said, "Don't talk to us about it at the parties. Schedule a meeting at your office — or you can come to our office, what ever suits you best."</p>Frances McDormand wearing her green tribute to tree hugging brides the world over. A prickly outfit for sure. See Friday’s post.

Enough of the Oscar Mayer wieners out there. What else is going on here?

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Hard to believe over 2,000 deaths of elderly as a result of freezing in their homes during this latest freeze fest in the UK. In their own homes!! But then again a small price to pay to promote the Green agenda.

Tragic! I says…tragic.

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But this…goin on in the UK and parts of Europe right now? That’s okay.

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Oh well. Price of doing business to promote our green economy, don’t you know. No story here…move on! After all it is 2018 you know! Yeah? I would have thought it was 1518 with these pictures.

Next years Best Picture Oscar goes to: “The Shape of Things to Come” The Greenies are so happy. “Well this kills two birds with one stone,” one of the green movie activists was heard to say. “We get to pursue and impose our green agenda on hu – people – ty and reduce the population of the planet at the same time. It’s a win – win situation for us” as the director of this new movie remarked during his acceptance speech. The “#shut the fook up” and “#sit down” crowd were removed from the Oscar Mayer Weiner venue prior to the Best Picture Oscar being announced.

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Who me? I won for “The Shape of Things to Come”

And next year’s “Best Song” Oscar goes to:

Hypocrisy know no bounds  with the Holly’s Woody in the Morning crowd:

Actor Kevin Spacey ostracized for gay behaviour in alleged sexual assault  of  a 14 year old male. Yet this picture wins an Oscar for “Best Adaptive Screen Play” and was nominated for “Best Picture.” What is it about? Well I do not dare show any of the pictures but it’s about an older man’s pursuit of a younger male youth. Lauded by the Holly’s Woody in the Morning elite as ground breaking. Are you kidding me? Amazing that these people just do not get it! And that is another reason I don’t watch the Oscars or any award shows anymore.

GEESH! Happy Monday.

Man oh man I have a headache. I obviously need a new drug with all of this Oscar buzz BS going around.

SJ………………………………………Out

 

How Progressive.

I thought I would start off with this one:

Women in Mexico are getting hitched to trees as a way to call attention to illegal logging that is devastating their state of Oaxaca.This is where progressiveness is taking us. Women, er sorry, wo-people are marrying trees to save the planet. The greenie progressives have taken tree hugging, Gaia worshipping, to hole new levels. Unintended consequences occurred during the subsequent wedding night where the police had to be called to cut down on the screaming and yelling coming from these brides. They surely got the shaft here…or short end of the stick…or…well, let’s be somewhat romantic here and play this tune:

The wedding song…yes…dedicated to all of those wannabee tree hugging brides out there…”Unchained Melody.” This guy get’s it.

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See the source imageHmmm. Then again, maybe I was a bit too hasty here…………Sign me up!

Then there is this bit of progressiveness. Gorilla statue that had been in a children’s playground for 19 years was removed due to a few complaints that said it was racially insensitive. A Gorilla..insensitive?…really?Okay…gone…poor kids.

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If only we could do something similar to this guy:

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If I complain about him being racially insensitive or racially inappropriate will they remove him? One can only hope. Oh we only do that to kids huh? Sorry, not progressive enough I guess.

 

Be careful what you wish for as a progressive. Progressive Nirvana? It is spelled………… V..E..N..E..Z..U..E..L..A

And for all you progressive climate cultists out there comes this.

This is what happens when we run out of greenhouse gas. We freeze!

“It is the end of snow” I tells ya.

The Oscars are coming up this weekend. Soon to be called Oscar Myer Weiners. Organizers, in their tribute to climate change, global warming and the UN IPCC, as well as all those Alligators out there, agree that 2017 was indeed the Hottest Year on Record. Ole Harv could only smile. Oprak grinned in acknowledgement. And that is why I will not be watching. In fact I do not watch any of these award shows except maybe the Country Music Awards – good clean family fun. Just ask Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert.

Why I hold no credence with respect to Holly’s Woody in the Morning? Well, up for best picture this year: “The Shape of Water.” Progressive physics run amok. Water has no shape. It is fluid. No matter as this movie is anti family, anti American and anti values. And that is why, Auntie Maxine, that I will never watch it. Movies such as this flaunt and celebrate a toilet, gutter value system and an overtly selfish me generation. Count me out.

Song for today: Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit:

Happy Friday. Read ya Monday.

 

SJ………………………………………….Out