Democraps

To be a democrap:

“Boston University Prof Denounces Barrett (Trump”s Supreme Court candidate) As a “White Colonizer” For Adopting Two Haitian Children.”

Satirical claim that the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals overturned Ginsburg’s death.

This really happened. Not only did USA Today fact-check a Babylon Bee story, but they fact-checked this one:

Naw, it didn’t happen. USA Today fact checked this headline – today. In the USA…today.
to be color blind:
Black Mayors and Police Chiefs are Being Accused of White Supremacy!
New York Times Not Sure Whether to Blame Coronavirus on Trump or Jews — Blames Both….Nice.
“We’re shutting this country down if Trump and McConnell try to ram through an appointment before the election,” Beau Willimon, an American playwright and screenwriter, said on Twitter Sept. 18. His tweet received more than 19,000 retweets.
Question: who the F&^K is Beau Willimon anyway. I guess he means congress.
To be a Canadian Liberal:
Canadian political science professor Emmett MacFarlane of the University of Waterloo tweeted “Burn Congress down before letting Trump try to appoint anyone to SCOTUS.
Y’know, in the good ole days this would have been defined as perdition, treason and the guilty parties would have been jailed or executed.
Breaking democrap news:
USA Today went on to reassure people that Ginsburg was still dead and has not been resurrected on the 3rd day as many democraps claim.

Insanity

Heaven Help Us
https://youtu.be/CTsB-llTzyc

Put That In Your Pipe…

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Trump rubberstamps new Alaska to Alberta rail line — but Canada needs a ‘Gender Based Analysis’ to approve;

Well, Justin. It is easy. The male end of the pipe goes into the female end of the pipe. Repeat for 6900 kilometers.

See the source imageNot that pipe Justin.

This one:

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See, It is eezy peezy Justin. Inset male end (on the left) into the female end (on the right). Gender analysis completed.

If only???????????????????????

Canada? Don’t hold your breath on this one. Poor Alberta

Steven Guilbeault, the heritage minister (from Quebec…of course) who still sits in cabinet to talk about everything else, he was literally arrested, charged and convicted of a crime in his environmental extremism. His whole life has been dedicated to wiping out Alberta oil.

That’s why Trudeau cancelled the northern gateway pipeline, and cancelled the Energy East pipeline, and has delayed the Trans Mountain pipeline. This one will be the next one to be regulated into obscurity.

They hate oil. This pipeline is a pipe dream.

Canada is only interested in this kind of pipe:

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I have a dream….and it doesn’t include pipelines.

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It ain’t oil in dem dere brain.

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Love this album. 7 Year Itch by Collective Soul.

SJ………..Out

More Liberal Speak

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More Leftist Logic or Liberal-speak:

Journo says Amy Coney Barrett – Trump’s Supreme Court nominee – used her speech to weaponize her white womanhood while using her black children to score points……say what?

Barret is a devout Catholic (Pelosi is too you know) and Christian who has  adopted some Haitian orphans over the years. This absolutely disqualifies her from the position…so say her democratic critics.

“She is a racist, a bigot, hateful, spiteful…a God fearing woman no less – oh the horror of it all – she believes in God!!! Vengeful, lazy opportunist homophobe…don’t ya know.” so says an anonymous democrat, who wishes to have her party affiliation and gender remain a secret.

“I would say that she is eminently qualified to run the Democratic Party if she isn’t confirmed as a Supreme Court Judge.”

Oh…and it is rumored that she had unbridled, non consensual sex with Joe Biden 180 years ago in the senate chambers.

“I will not, I repeat, I will not call an early election.” So say Premier John Horgan after being elected in 2017. “Also, I intend to bring in a Child Care Program in the 4th year of my mandate.”

Meanwhile after 3 years: “There will be an election in this province 24 October, just over 3 years after the last one. And I promise, read my lips, If elected I will bring in a Child Care Program in the 4th year of our mandate. Bet on it.” Vegas bookmakers give that one a 100 to 1 odds.

“I will never, ever use our democratic process to circumvent democracy or justice in the House of Commons.” so says Justin the Great, Prime Minister of Canada. ” I will never prorogue Parliament.”

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“Please dear and all powerful Shiva. Help me destroy the opposition”

How do you spell Trudeau? H..A..R..P..E..R. On August 18 Trudeau prorogues Parliament until the 23 September to avoid a number of political scandals, including a 3rd ethics violation while acting as Prime Minister of Canada.

“Oh how I love being me.”

Jean Chretien: 20th Prime Minister of Canada: “A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It’s a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it’s because it’s proven.” Prove me not. If my mother had 4 wheels she would be a truck. But she’s not and I have the proof. Just look at her.”

“Read my lips. If elected I will get rid of the GST (VAT).” So says Chretien during 1993 election campaign. Elected! ” I never said that. Where is da proof? Show me da proof.”…………………Geesh.

See the source image“Don’t mess with me”

Love this line though: “I didn’t feel the need to have a lot of yes-men standing around me. As Mitchell Sharp (Liberal advisor) once put it, the bigger the staff, the smaller the minister’s member.”

“Is that like having an over compensating huge pick-up truck Jean?”

My oh my, how on earth can the rest of the world take Canada seriously.

Don’t hate life, love it and embrace it…In God’s eyes, all lives matter.

Collective Soul – one of my favourite bands.

SJ…………….Out

It Ain’t Pretty

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China purports to have a new Covid vaccine. They promise to push it on the rest of the world. Just like the virus. Can’t wait:

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It’s a secret recipe. 11 unknown herbs and spices….

KFC is onboard.

It ain’t pretty!

Joe Biden says…“That’s why I’ve made it a priority my entire career to work closely with you,” he said with a smile, “from the time I got to the Senate 180 years ago,” he added, giving a short chuckle.

Trump announces candidate for the Supreme Court: Amy Coney Barrett.

Biden retorts that he had unbridled sex with her 180 years ago. CNN calls for an immediate investigation.

Meanwhile confirmation hearings to begin immediately:

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Oh, is she black? Even better. Female, black, lesbian and disabled! A shoe-in.

It ain’t pretty!

Justin Trudeau just concluded his throne speech.

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By all accounts it was a stinker.

Seamus O’Regan, Canada’s Minister of Natural Resources announced a $320 million investment in Newfoundland and Labrador’s offshore workers. They, the offshore workers, were sexstatic with that announcement. The oil workers were well over the top on them as well.

It ain’t pretty!

He was right!

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference….The Serenity Prayer.

SJ…….Out

 

 

 

Come to California – The Golden State

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It is not about us.

Liberals reach deal with the New Democrat Party to avert fall erection – so says an article in the Japanese Times. “Never mind the Canadian erectorate,” it goes on to say. “We and we have avoided being blought down.”

Marg – a life long NDPer agrees.

See the source imageHazmat Singh is vely appy:

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California Governor Newsom has signed an executive order to ban all fossil fuel cars and trucks by 2035. Wow.

“I want to save the glaciers from melting, and the sea levels from rising.” he said. “This will do it. I take a scientific approach to all things.” as he stepped outside of his Malibu beachfront home.

Meanwhile, the production of non fossil fuel vehicles and trucks has begun to ramp up in California. Here is an animated copy of one such vehicle. This model is called “A Roller.”

 

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The mass exodus of California residents continues. Yet Newsom continues to say: “Come to California and enjoy our lively cities.”

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Our diversity:

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Our green spaces:

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Please come and vacation here. It’s hot!

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Enjoy our San Francisco treat – and it ain’t Rice-a-Roni.

“Yes come to California.” the Governor says.

Mmmmmmm………………aaahhh…Nope

 

Ah…the good ole days. Summer of Love, 1967…..no shit!…really!

SJ…………….Out.