C’est La Vie

Hold your presses. This just in from Paris. Head-line News. What was he thinking?

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Billionaire diamond trader Ehud Arye Laniad’s pursuit of a plentiful penis has ended in his death.

The 65-year-old big wheel died of a heart attack at a private Paris hospital where he was undergoing a penis enlargement procedure.

It always seems to be that the guy with the biggest wheels always seems to have the smallest deals.

Reports say the Israeli-Belgian died on the operating table.

Belgian media report that Laniad was stricken when a substance was injected into his penis triggering his demise.

They tried to revive him but he went limp!

His company — Omega Diamonds — confirmed his death.

“Farewell to a visionary businessman. It is with great sadness that we confirm that our founder Ehud Arye Laniado has passed away,” the company said.

Visionary? Are you kidding me. Dude? You’re 65 for heaven sakes. Perhaps you were suffering from ED. No enlargement procedure will solve that!

You should have thought this one out with your head man….the one on top of your shoulders.

I think this guy is deserving of a Darwin Award. Don’t you?

And speaking of Darwin Awards. This just in from Europe as well:

Czech man killed by the lion he kept as a house pet. The man kinda has a dumb, bewildered look on his face doesn’t he?  Buddy that ain’t no house pet….THAT’S A FRIGGIN MONSTER.

Turns out the lion mistook his owner for Simba the other Lion King.

For his efforts the Czech man won this month’s Darwin Award.

Whoa is me. The end of the innocence

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Girl Guides give their highest award to girl who organized a pro abortion event…..I’ll never, ever buy another cookie from them again. Wait a minute. I thought the Girl Guides merged with the Boy Scouts? What is their motto going to be now: “do a good turn every day” somehow doesn’t cut it anymore.

Boy Scouts responded with: “We can’t wait for the next sleepover.” Yeah, that’ll do it.

Is a Liberal / NDP merger in the cards?

Justin Trudeau wearing a suit and tie: NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh, left, and Liberal Leader and Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, right.Let’s ask our expert on these matters.

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I wonder if Elizabeth May, Justin Trudeau, Lisa Helps, Suzuki, Neil Young, Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Wacko, Bernie Sanders, Obama, Climate Barbie McKenna or YOU have seen this video:

The end of our innocence:

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ………………………Out

The Sn-ow Flakes

Gotta love this:

Flake News: It’s only sn-ow! Owie.

Finally, a sense of humour (sic) in America. I am sure someone will be offended here, especially if the sn-ow is yellow!

And this is why politicians can never be trusted:

A day after telling a local New York television station, News 12 Westchester, “I’m not running, but I’m going to keep on working and speaking and standing up for what I believe,” Hillary Clinton seems to have had second thoughts. Someone (my guess is Hillary herself) told New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman that she, Clinton, didn’t really mean it.

Who me? You talking to me? Yeah you? Are you talking to me? I didn’t say that I wouldn’t run. It depends on what you mean by “I didn’t say.” I guess.

You don’t say……………Geesh.

Do you know your own countries history? Americans don’t seem to know theirs.

How do you spell hypocrite? A…O…C…B…G…W. Okay so I can’t spell but this video relates to Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Whacko’s hypocritical stance on the environment

She demands that we ban all fossil fuels. That would mean no cars, no airplanes, no plastics of any kind. Just like all of the other climate action warriors in “doing what I tell you to do and not in what I am doing.” A socialist’s take on Kennedy’s famous line: “ask not what you can do for your country but what your country can do for you.” A socialist’s dream come true.

Wake up people to this giant fraud and attack on our personal liberties.

Huh?? Climate Barbie, Canada’s climate change Czarina, is giving up “Lent” to fight climate change. Damn I always hated “Lent” as a Catholic kid. Bring on the chocolate bunnies.

More Canadian political slip-sliding: Kent Hehr, Liberal MP from Calgary is proud of Jody Wilson Rebound (sic) and believes her testimony to be true. He is proud to be a Liberal with Jody. Perhaps he is distancing himself from Justinian for the next erection due in the fall.

Interesting this coming from a guy who left the liberal cabinet in disgrace due to some alleged sexual inappropriateness. He didn’t want to embarrass his leader. Trudeau accepted his resignation but Hehr remains a strong and upright “member” of the liberal “caucus.” My, my, my how things change.

Trudeau, when asked if he was going to apologize to Canadians regarding the SNC Lavalin affair, gave this response:

“I am going to give an Inuit apology this afternoon.”

What on earth is an Inuit apology, as opposed to apologizing to all Canadians?

Perhaps it is something similar to this:

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Personally I am now beginning to believe this whole thing to be a setup. I do not like Trudeau but I think some of his cabinet are out to get him, force him to resign, nominate a new leader such as Jody Wilson Rebound (sic) who will win, and who will then become Canada’s next Prime Minister.  That is the dream of her father and that is my take on this whole “made up” scandal. I could be wrong and I probably am but I guess my cynicism is coming through.

Forgiveness….yes.

Have a great Navy day.

SJ……………………………..Out

Just a Phase

And this is what our society has come to. The Chow Crown. Warning, watching short clip for too long will warp your mind senseless.

I’ll never eat again!

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And somebody, somewhere in America has been told to build an arc – and fast.

Crazy you bet but then again we baby boomers had this craze for sometime:

See the source imageShake that bootie.

College group wants to do away with Mr. or Mrs. It is not inclusive so they want to use this honorific: “Mx”….. terrific.

See the source imageAnd here I thought this was part and parcel of the new Your-sack test….er sorry, Freudian slip…Rorschach test. You know:

See the source imageOh yeah, is that a picture of my daddy… or a Star Wars warrior?

American ISIS bride who wants to return to America – that dastardly land of the free – had once urged her compatriots to slaughter all Americans. When confronted with this all she could say was – “Oh that! That was just a phase I was going through. I am just a misunderstood woman, that’s all, misunderstood and misinterpreted.”

Oh how times have changed. A baby boomer phase:

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Maybe this:

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Whereas her Millennial “just a phase” comes to this:

See the source imageJust a phase baby. No story here.

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There is a song for almost every situation:

Another boomer phase: “The Ed Sullivan Show” And they bow even!

Oh yeah. KC and the Sunshine Band; Shake Your Booty. White Soul (oops sorry, white privilege) and a great song for a Wednesday – Hump Day…but it’s Thursday Shakey. No matter. Play it loud.

Ah, the innocent 1970’s. Those were the phays.

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ………………………………Out

Where’s the Beef?

Why do they do this? I was starting to read this article on the internet about the 100 most unhealthy foods. By the end of the article I was starving. Of course all of my major food groups made the list. Like this one:

Unhealthy yes but boy oh boy does it taste gooood.

Slide 8 of 102: Unhealthy Ingredients: Butylated Hydroxytoluene (BHT), Butylated Hydroxyanisole (BHA), refined carbs, added sugarThere’s no sugar-coating it: sugar wreaks havoc on the body. Consuming too much of the white stuff can lead to obesity, which often causes other health problems like diabetes and heart disease. And many cereals pack more sugar into one bowl than you’ll find in a Boston Cream Donut! To make matters worse, many popular varieties like Frosted Flakes and Fruity Pebbles are also laced with Butylated Hydroxytoluene (BHT) or BHA (Butylated Hydroxyanisole), ingredients that are banned in the UK, Australia, New Zealand, Japan, and much of Europe because they are thought to be carcinogenic. You’ll also want to check out the 20 Worst “Healthy” Cereals.Eat This! Instead: Cascadian Farms Chocolate O’s and Nature’s Path Peanut Butter Panda Puffs are both flavor-packed, low-sugar picks that don’t contain any scary chemicals.Froot Loops. After following this strict diet I started to look like this guy:

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U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) arrives to listen to Michael Cohen, the former personal attorney of U.S. President Donald Trump, testify at a House Committee on Oversight and Reform hearing on Capitol Hill in Washington, U.S., February 27, 2019.

How much can you press? Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Wacko thinks she is as strong as a man. She also read the same internet article about food:

“Her latest move has caused some commentators to say that Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Wacko wants to ban hamburgers. Former Trump advisor Sebastian Gorka told the Conservative Political Action Conference last week: “They want to take your pickup truck! They want to rebuild your home! They want to take away your hamburgers! This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved!”

Perhaps not but this guy might be a tad upset:

See the source image“I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”

On another note she used to work at a Taco Stand. Last time I checked Tacos were loaded with hamburger.

Speaking of hamburgers: Where’s the beef?

Man accused of stealing $100,000 in beef tenderloin. One would have to ask the question…why? For his repentance and penance he is now a spokesman for Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Wacko.

Why not just rob a bank?

Speaking of jobs. University of Toronto is offering a free, relaxed, non judgemental hand-job workshop.

I think I’ll sign myself up as a mature student.

And not to be outdone don’t miss the rise and fall of the “Sex Week Symposium” at prestigious Yale University – the pole standard of Ivey League sex education.

Meanwhile in Canada our feminist Prime Minister is having a very bad week, and it’s only Tuesday. Seems that many of his female cabinet ministers have had enough and have abandoned this ship of fools. Last I heard one was off to the University of Toronto and the other to Yale.

They’re hiring?

House of Glass or throw the first stone. Gotta love this one:

Two political action committees founded by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s top aide funneled over $1 million in political donations into two of his own private companies, according to a complaint filed with the Federal Election Commission on Monday. Noooooooo waaaaaay, ho-zay, say it ain’t so Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Wacko.

Love this too:

Don’t ya just love hypocrites?

I can’t take anymore.

I wonder what’s going on in Europe these days?

Oh well. It’s just the world I know:

Have a great Navy day.

SJ…………………………………………..Out