Imagine That!

Kim K confesses she cannot babysit Kanye anymore. Who the F%$k is Kim K and who the F^%K is Kanye. This is news why?

On the Carbon Tax file comes this comment:

“Coulda had Max,” as in Maxine Bernier as leader of the Conservatives. He lost to Sheer. Not to me. Max hails from Quebec. I will never vote for anyone from Quebec. No matter how you cut it Quebec equates to corruption. Simple as that.

Has our culture hit a dead end? My answer. Yes. Everything sucks. But I am just a grampy, grumpy old man.

Today’s pop music is “Muzak to my ears.”

Have a great Navy Day

Shakey Jay………………..Out

I Am White. Therefore I am…White!

Profound comment of the month:

“I am white, therefore I am….white….therefore”

That is so profound man.

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William!

This is how bloody stupid we, as a society, have become:

“White People’s Diets are Killing the Environment” So says the New York Post. I would have thought the New York Times…but the Post?

Would you like fries with that? Pass the cheeze please….eee gads.

Airports are dropping Chick-a-filet after democrats complain. Chick -a-Filet is French southern fried chicken. Is there really such a thing? To be replaced by Kentucky Fried Chicken. Finger lickin good for them I says. Take that you black southern racists. I am saving the planet one belch and fart at a time. And I am a whitey.

In fact I am proud to be a white Judeo Christian dude.  Hey-Oh, Hey-Oh, Hey- oh oh oh oh oh. I’m a white Judeo Christian dude and proud of it.

And here is some other drivel from our progressive left and Social Justice Warriors:

Former Vice President Joe Biden is the latest Democratic Party candidate for president to make a very important point – white men and our culture are the worst. The whole field has, in one way or another, said pretty much the same thing. And you know what? They’re right, we’re awful. Especially those of us who are straight. It’s time to reject our white male culture and become gay! Yes, let’s go extinct as a race and save the planet one arse hole at a time.

When you think about it, what have we, the white man, ever done for humanity anyway?  Well, not much if you don’t count the concept of liberty, democracy, ending slavery, liberating the world from fascism and communism, modern medicine, air travel, computers, cell phones, the Renaissance, Reformation, Slinky, Hoola Hoops and just about everything that is good in life. Other than that, nothing!

Martin Luther King Jr used to talk about how it was his dream that Democrats would embrace segregation again and purge the culture of whitey, so it’s surprising they, the democrats, have waited this long to do just that. Now, thanks to Democrats and Liberals, we have segregated college dorms, graduations, dances, even segregated media coverage of mayoral candidates’ event, so they’re making MLK proud, or something. (tongue firmly in cheek about what MLK said).

I had a dream and it was a nightmare. It is time for common sense to make a comeback.

As I have said and quoted many, many times here on this blog – from Cicero – some Roman white dude from Italy way back in 443 AD: “everything the progressives touch they destroy.”

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Have a Great Navy day.

 

SJ……….……………………….Out

A Real April Fool.

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Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon’s blood,
Then the charm is firm and good….liberal-speak in the 1500’s

And in 21st Century lingo:

Smoke and mirrors on Parliament Hill dude. Have a toke man. Love it. Chill out!

So what’s up with the Turd these days? I cannot believe this from the Liberal Party’s own fire brand rag: The “Toronto Red Star” in the morning…. readers take warning.

Trudeau has shown his true colours with his insult to the Grassy Narrows First Nation. Yup….Yellow.

By the by. Why is it that only money will placate reconciliation and forgiveness? Huh? Why?

Hey, I was abused by the priests and nuns in school. Show me da money too. I need some re-con-silly–nation.

A First Nation wants to buy Kinder Morgan. Watch that go through the approval process in a flash. Of course, indirectly the Canadian tax payer pays for this. But when Whitey does it! Delay, delay, delay. Identity politics is ruining this country/.

Federal Carbon Tax takes effect 01 April and that’s no joke.

“But its Carbon Neutral” they said. Hahahahahahahaahahaahahahaha

a close up of text on a black background: The Liberals say average households will come out ahead in its plan to levy a carbon tax and provide direct rebates to consumers in the provinces and territories that don't have a carbon-pricing plan. Conservatives say it will make everything more expensive, while the NDP and Greens say it won't get Canada to its emissions targets.Confused. And the Greens and NDP want to increase it more and more and more. Destroy the economy no doubt.

“Families will get a rebate” they said, Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

“And come out a head of the game,” they said. Hahahahahahahahahahaha

So, if it is revenue neutral, and families will be a head of the game, then why bother bringing this tax in at all? To screw the middle class…of course.

See the source imageHahahahahahahaha, I told them…hahahahaha….that it was revenue, hahahahahaha neutral Gerry. Revenue neutral. That did it Gerry. Hahahahahahaha. Canadians are soooo stupid and smug. Hahahahaha. Oh how I love being me. Tomorrow, I am going to be a Sikh. Yessssss.

And in typical Liberal-speak…..well, it’s not a tax. It’s a levy. Hahahahahahahaha…..

Bahahahahahahahahaha.

Oh and get this. Victoria pays the highest for fuel in North America. $1.44.9 a litre. Soon to rise again. We are closing in on Europe. And the Greens and NDP say it is not enough.

CANADIANS, BC…………………….WAKE UP. You / we are getting screwed because not a single dime of this tax, levy is going to save the planet or improve our infrastructure. It is going into General Revenue, which means…in typical liberal-speak…that we are screwed. Bigly!

The planet needs saving alright. From the stupidity of our so called leaders.

“Everything progressives touch they destroy.” Cicero, 443 BC!

More typical Liberal-speak. Re: Carbon Tax.

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As of today (Climate Barbie), it’s no longer free to pollute anywhere in Canada. Canadians understand that climate change is real and they want us to act. That’s why we’re putting a price on pollution and working with Canadians to make life more affordable. …..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

That (above) has to be the oxymoronic statement of the year so far. Barbie, C02 is not a pollutant. Saying so just shows how bloody stupid and ignorant you and your policies are. And quit wrapping your dumb policies in the Canada Flag.

Happy April Fools Day. Only in Canada, every day is April Fools Day.

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Have a great Navy Day

 

SJ……….………………………Out

 

 

 

 

 

Turn Me Loose

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Yesterday’s post about that Pakistan man named Hussein who has a pet lion got me to thinking about another duo obsessed with wild animals. Siegfried and Roy. Remember these guys? Roy was mauled to death by his out of control tiger that had him in a head lock with his jaws.

No matter how nice you may be to them, sooner or later they’re going to get ya Hussein.

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Talk about calling the kettle black: Rosie O’Donnell slams Kelly Ripka for being mean. And this is news why?

Trudeau apologizes to an indigenous woman for a sarcastic remark. Seems these apologies are so rampant now to be almost meaningless…like the PM himself.

The following must have been written by a Canadian….sorry:

We’d all like to be more polite. The polite person gets the secret discount, the last available table, the self-satisfied feeling that comes when you know for a fact you’ve brightened someone’s day. Simply, being polite is good for all parties. But, the thing is, if you’re not actively trying to be polite, you might be actually be doing the opposite.

A lot of the niceties you may use in everyday conversation—without a second thought—are considered by some to be downright impolite. Basically, when it comes down it, being polite is to focus less on saying the right things and more on not saying the wrong things.

Okay….……..”F&%k Off”…how is that for a focus.

Holy Cow man!

Icelandic ultra-low-cost airline Wow Air ceased operations on Thursday, stranding hundreds of passengers around the world. Wow’s shutdown also leaves those who have upcoming reservations with airline stuck without flights.

Wow!

a large air plane flying in the sky

Who would ever fly on a purple airplane anyway. Especially one named “Wow?”

Typical day in Canada.

Climate change, global warming. My polite Canadian response: “F^%K Off.”

Being a Catholic myself I love this: Bold comments are mine:

“While attending Mass at the University of Notre Dame last fall, Maryann White saw something that horrified her: Leggings.

“A group of young women, all clad in tight, clingy Spandex and short tops, were sitting directly in front of her and her family.

“I thought of all the other men around and behind us who couldn’t help but see their behinds,” the self-described Catholic mother of four sons wrote in a letter to the editor that was published by the Observer, Notre Dame’s student newspaper, on Monday. “My sons know better than to ogle a woman’s body — certainly when I’m around – oh mom…please..yuck (and hopefully, also when I’m not)- ogling you mom? I think not but then again they are Catholics. They didn’t stare, and they didn’t comment afterwards. But you couldn’t help but see those blackly naked rear ends. I didn’t want to see them — but they were unavoidable. How much more difficult for young guys to ignore them.” 

“Hey we’re Catholic boys. By the way mom, what’s ogle-ing?”

“C’mon Mom, we’re always trying to get a leg up….guilty!”

I bet they were thinking about this song while they were ogling:

Short one today.

Have a great weekend. Read ya Monday.

 

SJ……….………………..Out

 

 

Rule Britannia

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Ah, this just in. From Pakistan. New candidate for the Darwin award. So as not to be outdone by his late German Darwinian compatriot comes this:

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Hey Hussein, Hussein, Hussein loves his pet lion Hussein. Check out his video on line. I would show it but it is really, really creepy.

Hey Hussein…you are insane! The sooner you exit the gene pool the better for all of us.

Ah the millennial generation. Don’t you just love them for their foresight; knowledge and hipster lifestyle (see yesterday’s post). From Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Wacko’s mindset to those purveyors of the cultish climate change construct and destruct. I bet you haven’t come to the realization that the leftist movement, or progressive-ism destroys everything it touches or controls….everything. Think about it.

“Don’t bore me with the facts, or science. If I know something in my heart to be right then it is. Nothing else matters.” (AOC)

So, according to some the world is flat because: ” well dude the world is flat. I mean like you know where I live it is, like, flat. If I walk down the street the street is like flat, not curved, so the world is definitely flat. Like it or not….like you know” and this coming from one of our so called leaders. “So like we should now be teaching our children that the world is flat…just like me…” No one disputed her…that she was flat I mean.

Check this out: Warning! “Like alert… like”

Love this quote. Typical millennial speak: “well you know that if you fast too much your will starve”….”well that’s debatable” came the answer.

How can one debate that?

Greenland glacier is shrinking………..that’s evidence of global warming;

Greenland glacier is now growing……that’s new evidence of global warming;

The earth is 4.5 billion years old so let’s destroy our way of life to save the planet…based on emotive logic over a period of 10 years….okay. Facts be damned.

Everything Al Gore predicted has not come true. “ I feel hot so it must be true,” she remarked as she took another turn on the pole

“Just the facts ma’am”…Jack Webb…my hero.

Trump?: see what happens when you are under the influence of climate change….the MSNBC pundit remarked as he lit another joint.

“If everything is weird then weird is the new normal!”…….profound!

It used to be that every bad weather event, or anything for that matter, was caused by climate change, or global warming, global cooling, whatever. Now it’s TRUMP!

Eeee gads. Time to get off the planet.

I need some uplifting music today. Something to really piss off the millennials and throw them into a shit fit – especially those smug west coast Canadians, like the mayor of Victoria:

Hey, I didn’t know that Andrew Sheer moonlighted as a trombone player for the Royal Philharmonic.

And what do we have? The Maple Leafs.

Have a great Navy day.

SJ……….………………………….Out.