The Sorry State of Canada

Here is a snapshot of how Canadian voters think and vote:

Pierre Polievre ran on the issues: affordability, housing, crime, defence, law enforcement, health care, trade relations, energy, corruption and a “Canada is broken.” concept.

Carney ran on: Anti Donald Trump. Orange man bad.

Result? Carney wins.

Under Carney’s Liberals:

Can’t be the US’s 51st state but we sure as hell can be the European Union’s 28th state.

Go figure. And the central and eastern Canadian electorate ate it up. Yess. Elbows up! The western vote doesn’t matter. Go EU Go!

Canada, and by that I mean Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia, have a pathological hatred for the United States. Oh, and the “west” of us be damned. The west is considered to be the hinterland of  Canada. Nothing more. Resources are to be exploited for Canada. Laurier said this very thing  when Alberta and Saskatchewan joined Canada in 1905.


 

And, we will make MAid more affordable and more accessible for All Canadians, including Grandma:

BTW, Canada has officially entered a period of recession (Stats Canada). BHut the bought and paid for Liberal media refuses to report on it, thereby protecting their patron Liberal government.

Canadian Grandma Excited To Hear Her Family Is Paying To Hire A MAID

World·May 27, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
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CALGARY — One elderly woman was convinced that her life was soon going to change forever, as the Canadian grandmother expressed excitement after hearing that her family was preparing to hire a MAID.

Betty Martin, an 80-year-old woman who lives with her son and his family, was delighted to overhear the family discussing their plan to pay for a MAID to come “take care of” some business at their home.

“This will change my life!” Martin said after hearing the news. “My goodness, I bet I’ll never have to wash another sink full of dishes ever again. I was worried that I was becoming a burden on Stewart and the family, but then I heard them say something about paying for a MAID service, and it made me so happy.”

Martin’s son, Stewart, said the entire family was eager to see how much a difference paying for MAID could make in day-to-day life. “It’ll be a game-changer, for sure, eh?” he said. “Just think about it, Mom. You won’t ever have to spend another minute cooking or cleaning. Doesn’t that sound nice?”

Betty explained that she was hopeful that the MAID would make a noticeable impact on all aspects of her life. “Will the MAID help put me to sleep?”

“Yes, absolutely!” her son answered.

At publishing time, the Martin family had explained to Grandma that they were just moving all the furniture out of her bedroom to make it easier for the MAID to get it really clean.


And…

There you have it. It is finally out of the bag. If you think Carney will approve any fossil fuel pipeline, Elizabeth May will join the Conservative caucus.

« L'enjeu le plus important est la vraie démocratie » – Elizabeth May | Radio-Canada

I Will!!!??? WTF over.


Probably the perfect song Some say that this was the best song to come out of the 1960’s decade. Play it loud.


 

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Assisted suicide — Canada’s latest solution to loneliness.

Open-ended, judge-determined criteria for euthanasia takes us to icky places

Your great and good National Post published an important story on assisted suicide on Thursday, chronicling a startling change in policy by the B.C. Civil Liberties Association. The left-libertarian BCCLA was the most important institutional force behind the litigation efforts that led to euthanasia legalization in Canada (under the rancid euphemistic cover of “medical assistance in dying,” or “MAiD”). Up until recently, every member and contributor of that group would have unquestionably cited legal suicide as its single most impressive accomplishment, its firmest and proudest stamp on Canadian history. Now … not so much.

Earlier this month, the federal government’s annual report on MAiD for calendar 2023 was released, and it confirmed some of these concerns. Ninety-six per cent of MAiD recipients come from what the law calls “Track 1” of the long black train; they have a terminal illness and their death is “reasonably foreseeable” without being hastened at state expense. Among these people, 14,721 of whom were MAiDed, 45 per cent cited being a “perceived burden on family, friends or caregivers” as one motive for seeking assisted suicide.

Among the smaller group on Track 2 — 622 people who were suffering intolerably but not terminally ill — this figure was similar, but 47 per cent also cited “isolation or loneliness” as a motive. That figure was only 21 per cent, which might still be high enough to induce nervousness, in the large Track 1 group.

I’m a libertarian (and an atheist to boot): I’m a defender in principle of the right to die. And I’ll go further down that road if you like: I think being a burden on others and being lonely are potentially respectable motives for ending a life that is otherwise without much quality, autonomy or hope.

 

And who makes that determination? Him?

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Dr. Sunny Ways my friend, Sunny Ways…..Justin Trudeau.

He’s dead to right on this one.

And sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, We thought of this:
(Bee) Canadian Life Alert Just Euthanizes You When You Push The Button
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OTTAWA — The Canadian Medical System has officially rolled out its own “Life Alert” which provides immediate, medically-assisted death to geriatric patients who push the button.

“If you fall and can’t get up, now you can comfortably die right there!” said Dorian Michel, director of Canada’s Euthanasia Initiative. “This will save so much hassle with trying to help old people back up to their feet. I don’t know if you have ever tried to help an eighty-year-old off a bathroom floor, but it is a HUGE pain.”

According to sources, the Canadian team got the idea when an old man called for an ambulance and said he was hurting so badly, he wished he were dead. “That’s when we partnered with Life Alert systems – so a fallen geriatric in maximum pain could finish the job right then and there!” said Mr. Michel, loading cyanide into one of the systems. “Old people don’t want us to make such a fuss over them when they break their hips. Now, they can go straight from undignified fall to dignified death!”

At publishing time, investigators revealed that Roomba had agreed to start directing their units to trip old people in exchange for kickbacks from Life Alert.


My morning prayer…repeat. Like the rosary I say this prayer every single day:

Dear Lord, please, please give us a new British-like music invasion. Hey, we’ll even take one from Canada. Please, please take Justin Bieber, Beyonce and Taylor Swift and give us a newer version of Led Zepelin, The Stones…Beatles….ELO, anyone or any band or anyone person or group with real talent, and that doesn’t suck or sound the same. Please dear lord…PLEASE…Amen!

Have a nice day:

 

Only In Canada You Say

Would you take advice from someone like this:

“Woman responsible for censorship of Roald Dahl’s books identified as ‘non-binary, asexual, polyamorous relationship anarchist.”

Should write a book about that…I would say.

And then there is this:  “Hershey’s faces massive backlash over inclusion of biological male in women’s day campaign.”

I will never have a Hershey kiss ever again. Cause you never know what or where that kiss comes from. Go woke and go broke:

Hershey’s faces massive backlash over inclusion of biological male in women’s day campaign

Nice play of words. She—eesh!

15 minute cities? A latest craze from the UN and WEF to force all of us to reduce our carbon footprint. Well, we are probably there now without being told. I mean most people live within a 15 minute jaunt to whatever for their services and entertainment. The problem here is that we are being told what to do and where we are allowed to do it. Personal freedom and mobility will be taken away from us and that is the problem with 15 minutes cities. The Cowichan Valley where I live (Mill Bay) wants to make that 5 minutes. It is a slippery slope to totalitarianisms. What comes next? I say get out of the UN and WEF.

Bizarro! And only in Canada you say? Shitty…yes it is:

A Lower Mainland (British Columbia) Cannabis company says it has received approval from oxymoronic Health Canada to legally possess, produce, and sell cocaine. Hey, now I know why the zealots want to change the name of our province and get rid of that dastardly colonial name of “British,” but not Columbia. Vancouver council now wants to twin the city of Vancouver with Medellin Columbia. Snort, snort, snort. An official was also heard to say: “Well if things really get bad for the user Canada also has the Medical Assistance in Dying Program (MAiD).” Two fundamental pillars of meeting out UN goal of depopulation.

I can’t make this stuff up.

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Unbelievable!

Quote of the week:

“University of Ottawa excludes white scholars to “combat systemic racial discrimination” in its hiring practices.

Love it:

And then:


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