The Sorry State of Canada

Here is a snapshot of how Canadian voters think and vote:

Pierre Polievre ran of the issues: affordability, housing, crime, defence, law enforcement, health care, trade relations, energy, anti-coruption and a “Canada is broken.” concept.

Carney ran on: Anti Donald Trump. Orange man bad.

Result? Carney wins.

Under Carney’s Liberals:

Can’t be the US’s 51st state but we sure as hell can be the European Union’s 28th state.

Go figure. And the central and eastern Canadian electorate ate it up. Yess. Elbows up! The western vote doesn’t matter. Go EU Go!

Canada, and by that I mean Ontario, Quebec, New Brundswick and Nova Scotia, have a pathological hatred for the United States. Oh, and the “west” of us be damned. The west is considered to be the hinterland of  Canada. Nothing more. Resources are to be exploited for Canada. Laurier said this very thing  when Alberta and Saskatchewan joined Canada in 1905.


 

And, we will make MAid more affordable and more accessible for All Canadians, including Grandma:

BTW, Canada has officially enter a period of recession (Stats Canada). BHut the bought and paid for Liberal media refuses to report on it, thereby protecting their patron Liberal government.

Canadian Grandma Excited To Hear Her Family Is Paying To Hire A MAID

World·May 27, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
Image for article: Canadian Grandma Excited To Hear Her Family Is Paying To Hire A MAID
CALGARY — One elderly woman was convinced that her life was soon going to change forever, as the Canadian grandmother expressed excitement after hearing that her family was preparing to hire a MAID.

Betty Martin, an 80-year-old woman who lives with her son and his family, was delighted to overhear the family discussing their plan to pay for a MAID to come “take care of” some business at their home.

“This will change my life!” Martin said after hearing the news. “My goodness, I bet I’ll never have to wash another sink full of dishes ever again. I was worried that I was becoming a burden on Stewart and the family, but then I heard them say something about paying for a MAID service, and it made me so happy.”

Martin’s son, Stewart, said the entire family was eager to see how much a difference paying for MAID could make in day-to-day life. “It’ll be a game-changer, for sure, eh?” he said. “Just think about it, Mom. You won’t ever have to spend another minute cooking or cleaning. Doesn’t that sound nice?”

Betty explained that she was hopeful that the MAID would make a noticeable impact on all aspects of her life. “Will the MAID help put me to sleep?”

“Yes, absolutely!” her son answered.

At publishing time, the Martin family had explained to Grandma that they were just moving all the furniture out of her bedroom to make it easier for the MAID to get it really clean.


And…

There you have it. It is finally out of the bag. If you think Carney will approve any fossil fuel pipeline, Elizabeth May will join the Conservative caucus.

« L'enjeu le plus important est la vraie démocratie » – Elizabeth May | Radio-Canada

I Will!!!??? WTF over.


Probably the perfect song Some say that this was the best song to come out of the 1960’s decade. Play it loud.


 

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