Tag: Trump

High-die High, High-die Hoe

I thought only Canada put out insane policy:

New Zealand votes to legalize euthanasia but not cannabis, preliminary referendum results show.

And Canada votes to legalize cannabis but not euthanasia. Then again I am brain dead.

But then again New Zealand is down under, a parallel but upside down universe to Canada.

Funny that. One minute before midnight it is a mortal sin and murder to kill dear ole grannie but one minute after midnight it’s not.

Man’s law, not God’s.

INSANE

Hey, I wonder how the Maldives are doing right now? After all, according to the UN they should be well underwater by now – as of 01 January 2018.

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Nope. Maldives today.

“Yeah….butt…(sic) butt….(sic) the UN official says. It will be underwater 1100 years from now if we do not take drastic action RIGHT NOW!”

Have another joint and it, like everything else, will feel underwater.

“BEWARE OF FALSE PROPHECIES AND FALSE PROPHETS”

Don’t be deceived.

More Liberal-speak:

They said that if you social distance then you do not need to wear a mask. Then, if you wear a mask you do not have to social distance. Then, you have to social distance and wear a mask at the same time.

If masks are so efficient, as they make us believe, then why do we have to social distance while wearing one?

Just saying, that’s all.

The US Bureau of Economic Analysis (BEA) released its initial estimates for GDP growth in the 3rd Quarter and the result crushed all previous records!

The BEA estimates that the 3rd Quarter of 2020 recorded the largest quarterly GDP increase in US history.  Today’s estimates show the US GDP increased by 33.1% for the quarter.

Yeah…But Trump is bad, bad, bad, don’t ya know.

Never ever bet against the USA. Then again in Canada we would be upset with a number like that because Canadians hate success and would rather wallow and celebrate our economic sufferings. It’s our inferiority complex weighing in.
And this is why I think Trump will win bigly on Tuesday:
Joe Biden Rally in Coconut Creek Florida
As opposed to:
Trump’s rally in Tampa Florida

Governor of Minnesota bans gathering to Trump supporters at a Trump rally therefore undermining constitutional right of Americans of freedom of assembly. Biden rally? That is okay. Trump’s? Not. This could never happen in Canada right? Right? Right??? No Left.

Censorship is alive and well in the West today.

George Mason University prof says Americans should topple government if Trump wins.

Whatever happened to the treason laws in America? What happens if the majority of Americans vote for Trump and the other half doesn’t?

Civil war?

And for all of my bible prophecy dudes and dudesses out there, here is my prediction:

Trump will win a second term and civil unrest and civil war will erupt in the US – all instigated and supported by the Dems and left leaning fanatics. It will be red vs blue states or coasts vs the interior. While Trump is doing all that he can to quell the rioting and violence, which will erupt across America – Russia, Turkey, Iran will see this as their chance to invade Israel. The Gog / Magog war will commence just as Ezekiel predicted some 2500 years ago. Of course, we all know the outcome of that one.

Not to worry, as God is in control. Enjoy life without worry or anxiety. Kiss your wife and hug your kids

And, who needs to smoke weed or take any drug to get high – spiritually, emotionally and physically, when you have this to enjoy:

Have a great day. Good luck to my American friends on Tuesday. Get out and vote.

SJ…………………..Out

Put That In Your Pipe…

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Trump rubberstamps new Alaska to Alberta rail line — but Canada needs a ‘Gender Based Analysis’ to approve;

Well, Justin. It is easy. The male end of the pipe goes into the female end of the pipe. Repeat for 6900 kilometers.

See the source imageNot that pipe Justin.

This one:

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See, It is eezy peezy Justin. Inset male end (on the left) into the female end (on the right). Gender analysis completed.

If only???????????????????????

Canada? Don’t hold your breath on this one. Poor Alberta

Steven Guilbeault, the heritage minister (from Quebec…of course) who still sits in cabinet to talk about everything else, he was literally arrested, charged and convicted of a crime in his environmental extremism. His whole life has been dedicated to wiping out Alberta oil.

That’s why Trudeau cancelled the northern gateway pipeline, and cancelled the Energy East pipeline, and has delayed the Trans Mountain pipeline. This one will be the next one to be regulated into obscurity.

They hate oil. This pipeline is a pipe dream.

Canada is only interested in this kind of pipe:

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I have a dream….and it doesn’t include pipelines.

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It ain’t oil in dem dere brain.

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Love this album. 7 Year Itch by Collective Soul.

SJ………..Out

A San Francisco Treat

Canadian Woman accused of mailing ricin to President Trump, Valley law enforcement agencies identified.

BLM are in an uproar. How dare she send that TRUMP bastard Uncle Ben’s for shit sakes.

The Canadian woman accused of mailing envelopes containing the poison ricin to President Donald J. Trump and local law enforcement agencies has been identified.

Next time, BLM says, send him rice-a-roni. That’ll kill him for sure. It’s a San Francisco treat…feces laced.

The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation identified Pascale Ferrier, 53, as the suspect in this case. They, the CBC are rolling out the red carpet for her. Other smug Canadians across Canada are rejoicing…. eh?

Are ya sure she’s a she and not a he,ze,or zit? Eh?

RCMP said an an earlier report that if she hadn’t put a return address on the envelope it is doubtful she would have been caught. All the light bulbs went out on the remark.

But the children are our future. JK Rowlings books have been banned or burned due to her controversial gender beliefs – as in – there are only two genders. Either you are a male or a female.

The natural world has gone amuck over this latest development.

Hey, even if a guy wants to be a girl he is still a she / male. If a girl wants to be a guy she is still a she/hee…geesh

I was raped by whoever Trump picks to replace Ginsburg on the Supreme Court. So there. Pelosi agrees… however.

Cuban Woman Barbara Lagoa May Be Trump’s Pick For SCROTUM…nope…read above.

Ya know your society is screwed when…Vermont grocery store worker fired after apprehending purse snatcher.

Jennifer Lopez bikini photo giving us all ‘vacation vibes’

She was fined for wearing a mask.

Heaven help us.

 

SJ……Out

Belated Happy New Year

You know I almost forgot:

Happy New Year

To every one.

Time magazine, in their standard New Year’s edition, named Journalists as the person / persons of the year. Are you kidding me? Must be fake news. No, no, no. For a blogger like me this guy has to be one of the news makers of the year, what with all of his threats”:Image result for pics of kim jungAnd his band of Merry Men:

 

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Check out those hats man, and uniforms. And here, at a North Korean “Pride” Parade:

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I’ll say. It was a nice day for a parade until they brought out the electron magnet.

Nah, we here in the west have nothing to worry about.

And my other newsworthy person of the year has to be:

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“Are you talking to me? Yeah…you, are you talking to me?”

For a blogger like me these dudes are the gifts that keep on giving. It was close though as I felt that this guy deserved an honorable mention.

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“Manna from heaven dude. Hey David let’s go for a Barista and a toke man.”

For my European friends the guy on the right is our fearless (and clueless) Prime Minister. The guy on the left is David Suzuki, Canada’s pre-eminent enviro – mental.

And of course, what about this guy:

See the source image“Vivre La France” ….dude and dudesses.

 

See, even this guy agrees with me.

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No, “Time,” you got this one all wrong.

So, my person of the year is shared between Donald Trump of the USA’s Bridge and Euchre Association and Who Flung Poo from North Korea. Honourable mentions to Macron and Trudeau – brothers in arms.

 

Song of the day. This is a classic. When this came out in 1960 it would turn out to be the greatest dance tune of all time. It hit number one on the charts multiple times and went on the produce many copycats. I was 9 when it came out and I remember, fondly, playing this record over and over and over again at the cottage on Georgian Bay that my parents rented for a few weeks every summer. Great memories:

You know this is a great song for even after 59 years you still want to get up and shake that booty. Check out those glam suits.

If the world had more songs like this there definitely would be world peace.

Have a great Navy Day

SJ…………………………………Out

 

Sh*t for Brains

Hidden Agenda? So who has the hidden agenda? Harper or Trudeau?

“Kinder Morgan is important for our national interest” Trudeau tells Canadians and then on the world stage tells France and European Leaders that he is ashamed of Alberta’s oil sands and will do all that he can to shut them down. Commenting on the high price of gas in Vancouver and Victoria – most expensive in North America – well, he is in total agreement: “This is exactly what we want….yesssss!”

This puppet is out to destroy the Canadian economy and emasculate Alberta’s livelihood. He is a feminist after all. The premier of BC and his puppet-master, the leader of the green party, are ecstatic over this. The sad thing is that they were voted in in the first place and will probably win another term. Reminds me of my comment about MacDonald’s. They raised their menu prices and sales soared….duh?

See the source image“I have a dream…….man”

“And it doesn’t include you”

This gas thingy can really turn me on….man.See the source imageCompared to Harper this man’s dream is a nightmare!

Have to laugh at a survey done about countries that have the most freedom. Sweden, Norway and Finland tied for first. Are you kidding me? These countries are probably the most regulated countries in the world. Consider 250 regulations on how cucumbers are to be grown and distributed. And, they have to be a strait as an arrow man-people. They, the cucumbers that is, cannot be bent. Well, is that freedom? Straight? The LGBTQRSTUVWXY and Z crowd in these places are all in a tizzy over that bit of news. No  you cannot do what you want in these places and the taxes are sky high. Just ask a cucumber farmer and he’ll tell you straight up!

The UN is all excited about this one. If the Scandinavian countries can pull “the sheep’s wool” over our eyes with this stat just think what we could do with the sale and regulation of “wellies” all over the sheep farming world. Finally, a new world order. “One world government here we cum…er come!” the head of the UN – who wished to remain anonymous – remarked recently.

And, have you seen Sweden lately?

See the source image“We want to be like Norway!”                        “Their cucumbers are straighter than ours…shameful!”

A Swedish cucumber grown in Sweden’s red light district:

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See the source image   Sweden’s cucumber riot squad hit the streets:

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“And what about Swedish meat balls?” someone asked

“Don’t even go there!” the police responded.

And in Finland? The # 1 freedom country in the world? Just as straight as can be man!

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From the…they just cannot give it up file comes this headline from the Hill:

“Impeachment Looms Large in the White House”

Just one day after the leader of South Korea stated publicly that Trump should win the Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts in ending the Korean War and bringing peace to the peninsula after 63 years….Geesh.

“Yeah but….” Nancy Pelosi, who wishes to remain anonymous, stated categorically. “We all know it was Bernie Sanders who played his cards appropriately in this showdown with North Korea, not Trump.

“Damn you Who Flung Poo” Bernie shouted at the leader of North Korea while at the negotiating table. “Hearts are trump, not spades….hearts” Poo took out his clubs and whacked Bernie with all he had.

“I call” he said.

Bernie, in desperation yelled. “This is Bridge you idiot…Bridge. Not some international poker game. This is serious business. It saved me during my University days…… I’ll lead off here with…. “jacks””

“Okay? Fish!” Poo answered.

And so it was. Bernie Sanders played Euchre with the leader of North Korea all day and finally won.  For his efforts and perseverance he is up for the 2018 Nobel Peace Prize in trumping North Korea.

As for Trump? Last time I heard it was diamonds.

It would appear these guys have sh*t for brains:

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Just wait until you are old and wrinkly dude.

Only in Canada would you hear or see this headline…and in French too!

“Well, it depends! Are you a man-people or a wo-people?”

“Neither. Hey, I am a zay, maybe a zee, or a zit, or a zat. Last time I checked I had a weenee Mr Financial wizard dude”

And from another original Canadian thought comes this:

Ottawa demands that North Korea abandon its nuclear program.

               Or else, we will send our covert surveillance resources to spy on you!

The leader of North Korea responds in kind:

See the source image“Can Canadian sub sink? Me sinks not”

I can see you Canada…ooooo, I am soooo scared.

Enough of this, or that, or zay, zee, zits or zat.

Non Binary? The gift that keeps on giving to bloggers like me.

Song of the day:

Have a nice day.

SJ…………………………………….Out