Month: August 2021
California Dreamin
An earlier post
To all beef, cattle farmers out there: STANBY FOR HEAVY ROLLING:
Emissions of beef cattle methane by flatulating has been a humorous but misleading accusation. About one half of the emissions of GHG by beef cattle is from methane whose half-life is about 10 years. Whereas, Carbon Dioxide life in the atmosphere is pretty much forever. Focusing on methane production as a major culprit is not a useful solution to the GHG problem.
Waving the banner of reducing beef cattle and meat consumption is not the silver bullet many would lead you to believe. The focus should be on transportation and energy production, not taking away my “Big Mac” with slick promotions from Hollywood, social media and environmental organizations.
Say whaaaaat.
On another note California Gov Newsom has signed on to the farting Climate Change initiative with his signing of an executive order banning breathing for 2-3 minutes at a time. To reduce the CO2 emissions from humans, Californians will be forced to hold their breaths between each intake of oxygenated air. Unfortunately for the Climate Change conglomeration the Californian’s exhaled CO2 is taking the path of least resistance and coming out of their asses in the form of a fiery flatulence. A scientific model has been developed by MIT to illustrate the problem now facing the state:
equates to
“We’ll have to find a way to harness that energy.” Newsom added “It could be used to heat our homes:”
Pee-you.The EPA’s response: “Wear a mask and social distance yourself.”
Yeah, that should work:
Baltimore will no longer prosecute drug possession, prostitution, low-level crimes, so says an NBC story.
Starving artist? San Fran is calling:
More than a hundred San Fran based California artists will be guaranteed $1,000 a month in no-strings-attached cash, the latest in a series of universal basic income pilot programs being rolled out across the state, according to a report. For stuff like this:
“So, like, how are we going to afford this like progressive initiative?” One progressive dude was heard to ask.
“We’ll, like, just print more money.” A state legislature progressive answered. “Gotta like that.”
New style of wallpaper being introduced in California…and Canada. It is called “Banknote.”
SJ…Out
Secret Agenda
It is election time in Canada and time for the Liberal Party of Canada to roll out their tried and true and oh so tiring campaign tactic…ta da:
The Conservatives have a secret agenda…yaaayyyy.
Never mind Trudeau’s secret agenda of Carbon Tax, Climate Change, Build Back Better and on and on it goes…all things that never came up in his platform during the last election. He won and then surprise: Climate Change is the number one issue facing Canadians. Tax, tax, tax and more tax then spend, spend, spend to the tune of over $354 billion dollar deficit to bring our national debt to over 1 trillion dollars.
Trudeau is single handedly focused in destroying Alberta and the energy sector there and in Canada. He sucks up to China, loves Cuba and the late Castro and is currently out to lunch wrt Afghanistan. He has made Canada a laughing stock internationally and has undermined our military. He wore Black Face three times that we know of – the latest being when he was 29. He took a knee for BLM and virtue signals up rainbow storm. He has no qualifications for the job other than his name. A total embarrassment. And yet he will probably win another minority, maybe a majority, due to the total ignorance of the eastern Canadian electorate. Their “who else is there” rationalization is entirely irrational in my mind.
He has accused Canadians of genocide, called Canada a country of systemic racism and has divided us along the lines of his “diversity is our strength” mantra. He is the worst Prime Minister this country has ever had. He is a nowhere man.
I billion is a thousand million and 1 trillion is a thousand billion. Try to pay that sucker off. Our future generations are screwed and all because of happy face and sunny times Trudeau and his incompetent cabinet.
But I am not happy with the Conservatives and their pro choice and LGBT stance. I must admit that I am pro life and a religious person, being that I believe in God, in marriage between a man and a woman and basic Judeo Christian values. Yet I would never tell a woman what to do or a man or woman who to marry or love. That is their choice and I respect that but my choice is not to support any party that believes in abortion, gay marriage…oh well. That is my choice and last time I checked we do live in a democracy…although even that is a stretch these days. I guess it will be the Natural Party for me. Oh wait a minute they believe in yogic flying and mattress gymnastics and I am scared of heights and trampolines make me sick.
Are the Rhinos still around?
Yes they are and I like their hats. Sign me up.
Two of their senior cabinet ministers…if elected:
They promise to nationalize Timmy’s. That is their entire platform. Works for me.
Have a nice weekend. I will be signing off until late September. I am getting married…at 70 for cripes sake. But we are both widows / widowers and she is a wonderful woman. It is not great to live alone.
Cheers
SJ…out.
Whose The Racist
Nice:
Taliban open fire on crowd of protesters resisting replacement of Afghan national flag.
Nicer:
Taliban execute Afghan woman for not wearing burka despite propaganda tour about respecting women’s rights.
Nicest:
President Biden’s response:
But that was four…five days ago.
Biden dismisses Afghans falling out of planes by saying “that was 4-5 days ago.” It was 2 days ago. pic.twitter.com/jWaxaHXsMT
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) August 18, 2021
And Trudeau’s
He calls an election that nobody wants. There is a reason that Canada adopted a fixed election date. To avoid what he is doing now.
But…but…according to Trudeau, Canadians are racist, Canadians are bigots, Canadians are guilty of genocide. Only Quebecers are worthy Canadians, have the best Prime Ministers and rule Canada. Parliament is toxic. “That is why I called an election…if I win to transform Canada into my image.”
Okay. If Canada is as bad as Trudeau says then move to Afghanistan or Pakistan or any of the other Stans out there. See how that works for ya.
Have a nice day. Surely the Afghans won’t.
From Threshold Of A Dream by the Moody Blues
SJ….Out
Bat Shyte Crazy
Our PM is getting crazier and crazier by the day. Canada has a liberal precedent for craziness though. Mackenzie King, our longest serving Prime Minister, held seances to converse with his dearly departed mom and deceased cat. He was our wartime Prime Minister and a liberal to boot and was clearly out of his mind.
Now this guy:
Trudeau touts need for “she-covery” after “she-cession” of she-Covid 19:
I am not kidding.
Liberal leader Justin Trudeau slammed the Conservatives for not talking about the “she-cession” and “she-covery” in their platform.
At a campaign stop in Markham, Ont. Tuesday, Trudeau said the Liberal plan to create a $10-a-day childcare program is the type of woman-focused policy absent from the “lengthy” Conservative platform.
Hey, what about single dads racist?
This isn’t the first time Trudeau has proclaimed the existence of a “she-cession” disproportionately affecting Canadian women. In March, Trudeau used the term to promote the need for a “feminist, intersectional recovery” from the COVID-19 pandemic. Say what???
I wonder what Raybould and Philpott, two female cabinets ministers that Trudeau fired, would have to say about that.
Sheesh! Of course the Liberals promise a great deal but never deliver on most of their election promises. They have been touting a day care plan for over 30 years.
Hey, Hazmat Singh, Canada’s leader of the NDP is touting a 20$ per hour minimum wage. We just completed the $15 hike. Now $20, soon to be $25 no doubt. Sheesh.
And while BC is burning up, our PM calls an election that nobody wants;
And while the nation is in the grips of a pandemic, our PM calls an election that nobody wants;
And with a crisis swaying in Afghanistan our PM calls an election that nobody wants.
Even the Japanese Canadian newspapers are in on the act:
“Mr. Tluedeau. Hey Mr Tluedeau. Why did you call an erection that nobody wants?”
Hey and to make matters worse for the Liberals, the Provincial Conservatives won the election in Nova Scotia. Trudeau takes a she-fit over the news. She-it man!
A strong message from the late 60s. Could use this song as an anthem today.
Fuck BLM and Antifa and the left.
A great song from Three Dog Night.
SJ…Out……………………..SHEEESH.