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Hate Me

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Courtesy of the BabylonBee:

WASHINGTON, D.C.—House Speaker Nazi Pelosi has been forced to cancel her upcoming impeachment press conference after she suddenly realized she doesn’t have a podium anymore.

“I can’t give a press conference without my podium, which was stolen by an evil terrorist from Florida,” said Pelosi. “That podium is very special to me. It has great sentimental value. The impeachment cannot proceed until I get my podium!”

According to sources, impeachment proceedings will be delayed until Pelosi gets her podium back. “We thought we had this impeachment in the bag,” said AOC, “but Florida man thwarted us. We could be delayed for days now. Curse you, Florida man!”

No comment is forthcoming from that evil domestic terrorist from a covid ravaged nursing home in Florida.

And he has the keys to their nuclear arsenal?

Scary………Shuffle off to buffal0……SAD.

Meanwhile:

NASA finds there are fewer galaxies than first thought, leaving the possibility that we’re alone in the universe

It’s likely the number of galaxies is in the hundreds of billions, not trillions as previously thought

Whew. DAMN! You had me worried there for a second.

This just in:

Soon-to-be President Biden has a pen and a phone.

But not much else.

Ron Klain, Biden’s incoming Chief of Staff, announced that Slow Joe is going to move fast the moment he enters office. In the first ten days of his administration, Joe is going to take a pen in his quivering hand and sign one executive order after another, all intended to push hard and fast on the radical policies so beloved on the left or to reinstate old Obama policies…and then take a nap.

On the very day Biden is inaugurated, says Klain, after his nap, he’ll deal with “four crises.” These are the Wuhan virus, economic problems, climate change, and racial equity. In addition, on his very first day, Biden promises to “restore humanity to our immigration system,” “make government function for the people,” and to “reverse the Muslim ban.” Oops there was never a Muslim ban by the way.

And…not to be outdone by Obama: “this will be the day that the oceans begin to rise, that the icecaps begin to melt and that our cities burn to the ground.” or something like that…………….Jill…okay Jill. Did I miss something? Oh yeah whitey, whitey. That white priveledge ends today…starting with me. After all, I am obsolete. Eh Pamela? I’ll just shuffle off to Buffalo.

Smoking on camera. Ah, the good ole days.

Hate, hate and more hate – HATE.

Anthem of the Democratic party.

SJ……..Out

Except In The Capital

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Nice!

Dem-o-crap speak.

The US’ new leadership…………..NICE!

There needs to be unrest in the streets….except in the Capital that is.

We need to defund the police…..except in the Capital that is.

Protesters should not let up…except in the Capital that is.

So, if they, the four witches of Eastwick can impeach Trump for inciting violence, why aren’t these four being impeached? Huh?

Many of the supporters of this current impeachment would themselves be impeached under their own vague definitions of “incitement” they now apply to Trump.

Maybe there will be…except in the Capital that is.

The real truth is out there and it will come out…except in the Capital that is.

Impeachment…trial without representation…guilty until proven innocent…only in the Capital that is.

Do not get on the wrong side of Nazi Pelosi. This woman exudes hatred…in every capital.

Dem-o-crap recruiting poster:

The left’s military arm and Antifa supporter Daniel Alan Baker was arrested for plotting to murder Trump supporters and police on Inauguration Day.

Still on twitter and Facebook, huh Nancy?

House Democrats filed articles of impeachment that explicitly blame President Trump for the Capitol riots, even though he never told his supporters to invade the Capitol. While the president’s exaggerated rhetoric inflamed the rioters, Democrats repeatedly did the same thing this summer. Before and after Black Lives Matter protests devolved into destructive and deadly riots, Democratic officials repeatedly claimed America suffers from “systemic racism” and institutionalized “white supremacy.”

A Dem-o-crap work in progress. Progressive:

No thanks. Thankfully I will be dead.

SJ…Out

 

Get Your Deprogram Here

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Trump supporter pogroms…er deprogram camps as suggested by the Democrats? Start this vid at the 1 minute mark.

Wow! A Democrap is coming to get you if you are a conservative. Nice!

On another note: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez launched an incendiary attack on conservatives, claiming that “southern states are not red states, they are suppressed states,” and that they must be liberated in order to “heal” the United States of America. Nice.

Peachy!

Congresswoman Greene will initiate impeachment against Joe Biden the day after the inauguration due to his business links with China and the Ukraine. Impeachment is losing its impact these days – just like proroguing parliament in Canada is a ho-hum tactic. Been there, done that.

How does a career politician like Joe Biden amass a fortune and have 3 houses on a senator’s salary?

What is the problem here folks?:

Being pro-mask is hard, but it’s what’s necessary to stop the spread of the Wuhan Flu.

Make sure you do everything with a mask on: Showering. Brushing your teeth. Driving by yourself. Having sex.

If you’re not doing everything with a mask on, countless people will have mild symptoms and get two weeks off work….Really? PROMISE? It’s the Canadian way…woo hoo…no that should be woo hun.

It’s up to you, the citizen, to fix the mess that our government has made. In fact, it’s our duty, since we don’t have rights anymore!

Double up on masks says the CDC. Wearing two masks doubles your chances of not being infected. Why? Because you will not be able to breathe. Ah, a minor glitch says a CDC spokesperson, while wearing two masks and gasping for air.

Slow news day today.

SJ…..Out

 

Hate

Watching things unfold in the US, I can only say that I have never ever seen or heard or read so much HATE in my entire 69 years on this planet.

I don’t agree with what Trump did, heck, I don’t even like the guy but it is not enough for Nazi Pelosi and her gang of thugs and bullies to let him go peacefully off into the night. She is the poster gal for Trump Derangement Syndrome – in spades. She has wanted to destroy him since his inauguration back in January 2017. She cannot stand this guy and everything he stands for. It is a sickness within her entire wretched being. This 80 year old cow will not rest until Trump’s name, persona, livelihood, wife, family, children, friends, business associates and interests are attacked and neutralized and destroyed.

I am even hearing things like reprogram camps being established to isolate and re-educate all of Trump’s supporters. That would be some 70 plus million people. They, the Dems, want to punish each and every one of the Trump supporters. Each and everyone who voted for Trump or is of a conservative bent. That can only mean one thing to me. Civil War. Families will be torn apart. Business lines will be drawn in the sand. Don’t forget that it was the Democratic Party that initiated the Civil War of 1861. Why? They did not want to end slavery and their wretched and disgusting way of life in the south was built on human misery. That is the Democratic Party.

Too bad and oh so sad. A crisis in confidence such as this, like the Covid emergency, brings out the best and worst in people. In Nazi Pelosi I am seeing the absolute worst aspects of human nature.

American is now in decline. The Dems have accepted garbage values as their core fundamentals. It is over for America. A bible prophecy is coming to pass as America is nowhere to be found in the final days.

Dems will now be in power in the US forever. Pity the next Republican presidential candidate. He or she will be destroyed by the Dem machine.

A quiet coup has been going on in the US for years now. Whoever controls the media and communication narrative controls everything. The Dems control all of the media and the narrative. They do not give too shits about the average American…only themselves and their power base.

This is the new face of the Democratic Party:

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Have fun in watching the decline of America.

SJ………………………Out

 

 

Can wait. Sadly the same crap is happening here in Canada.

Alt

Alt-Right, Alt Left; Alt Right, Alt Left; Alt Right, Alt Left…New cadence drill introduced at West Point Academy. Alt Right, Alt Left….Alt.

Alt?  It’s the English word for Halt.

Trump held back on his condemnation of the Capital protest until he had all the facts about who was to blame. Sounds rational to me. But the Alt Left proponents went berserk over this statement claiming that the difference between Antifa, BLM etc and the violence they perpetrate over the White Supremacists is like comparing a Cessna (them) to a C130 Herc (Alt Right). Major Newspapers agreed…. Oh really.

“We just want to bring down the government” one Alt Lefty was heard to say.  “We’re not domestic terrorists like those Alt Righties are.”

“What’s wrong with that?” another piped in. “After alt, we’re just saving democracy by ousting Trump, the duly elected President of the United States of America. So what’s wrong with that?”

Heard at a sidebar poker game just after the violence: “Alt see your Capital and raise you three Berkeley’s, five Down with Free Speech proponents and a couple of murders.  Damn, you got me. Alt call!”

Today’s Oxymoron: Donald Trump and the United States of America.

Another Oxymoron: “Healthy foods that are destroying your body.” says a leading nutritionist. Say what?? No wonder we’re so screwed up. And why are there so many sick people in health food stores anyway. Why? Why?

This just in: Celebrity Fashion Face off: Who wore it better? My answer? Who gives two F%$ks.

200 ways on how to lose weight. I know of just one: STOP EATING!

From the “this is just so obvious file: Obama’s anti Trump message. Best and most liked tweet E..V..E..R.  In the history of Tweetie Pies.  Of course it is. Trump’s tweet asking all Americans to calm down, love and respect one another, go home, is classified as most hateful tweet E..V..E..R in the history of the Tweetosphere. My thoughts: Tweetle Dee and Tweetle Dumber.

I think Canadians pay more attention to US politics than their own. I mean news or no news, real or fake news about Trump, makes the 11 O’clock news here every single night since his inauguration. We get it. You have Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) in spades (Ooops, see Bridge comment below). See a therapist and lay off with the coverage. That is why I never watch broadcast news anymore. My wife does.

Capital: Its TRUMP’s fault. And if not then its Climate Change.

Alt Right………………………………………….BAD…….TRUMP…….Bad

Alt Left……………………………………………Good…….Obama……..Saintly

Lefties want to take down all statues of Southern Confederate Heroes and Military Generals, like Robert E Lee. We cannot let the Alt Left rewrite History. I wonder if they know that the Democrats were the biggest proponents of slavery and huge supporters of the Confederate States.  In fact almost all of the secessionist states were DEMOCRAT…or that Lincoln was one of the original Alt Righties. The founder of the Republican Party. Check it out.

Next up for the Alt Left?  The game of Bridge and Euchre can no longer use the word “Trump” in its game play. “It just triggers too much emotional violence.” one avid Bridge player was heard to say. I am losing sleep over it. “God damn it Gladys, spades, spaDES, SPADES are trump, not clubs, damn it all Gladys” They also want to take the word “clubs” out of the Bridge and Euchre lexicon so as not to give anyone any ideas….Geeesh!

Well known Newspapers in the US calling for violence in the streets to get rid of duly elected Washington Officials, including the President………………sad state of affairs. Alt Left or Alt Right…stop reading these tabloids.

Alt Right, Alt Left; Alt Right, Alt Left; Alt Right, Alt Left……………..Alt!

Reminds me of the song by Free: “Alt right now, baby its a alt right now.!

SJ….Out