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Fantastic

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Probably the best ventriloquist I have ever seen, or heard, or spoken of, or whatever. Jeff Durham take note:

Wow.

Liberal speak inbound: “our public health orders do not apply to any level of government.” Say what? But, but, we’re all in this together…aren’t we?

What you will never see on CTV or CBC:

80 millions votes:

Joe’s cognitive dissonance problems are no longer taboo for the press:

For higher-profile remarks, [Biden would] obsessively rehearse portions until he committed them to memory. And at times through the various iterations of outlining remarks, Biden could grow downright ornery.

“I would never say this,” Biden once snapped at an aide, aghast over the prepared remarks he was reviewing, according to a person in the room during a speech prep session last year. “Where did you get this from?’”

The aide explained that Biden had just said it in a public speech a couple of weeks earlier…ouch.

Never, ever did I expect to see this headline from WaPo:

With the second bogus impeachment in the books, the Washington Post has finally seen fit to admit that President Trump did not incite the storming of the U.S. Capitol on January 6 with his speech, acknowledging that it was, in fact, planned in advance.

Wow. CNN takes a shit…fit and declares the WaPo article as fake news. Nazi Pelosi and Camelot Harris could not be reached for comment.

Emmanuel Jackson, a black man from Maryland, turned himself in to police after his photo appeared in various news sources. He was a violent perpetrator – as he claimed with all of his other black “white supremacist’s” agitator brothers. They’re all just a bunch of “parent f*&kers” as he was prone to say iaw Nazi Pelosi’s gender guidelines.

It is everything else so it might as well be this as well:
“Oh, good. We’re back to the days of blaming absolutely everything on racism. Barack Obama might as well just be president again. People didn’t get enough of this kind of nonsense for nearly a decade during Obama’s two terms in office, huh? Some of Joe Biden’s climate team claims that climate change (which still has never been proven) is racist. That’s not just crazy—it’s divisive.”
Biden's climate team
We’re doomed.
Love this:
Study Finds Most Americans Support Making Wall Around Capitol Permanent To Keep Politicians In.
Speakin of bros man, check this blast from the past. I had a car like that back in the 1960s. Trunk was huge. Great for drive-ins. Fantastic voyage man.

 

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Hypocrisy

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Biden appoints Anita Dunn as a senior advisor. Dunn is a China and Mao Zedung fan girl. As a refresher, what Dunn claimed to admire most about Mao was boiled down to his “unique” approach to governance. “You’re going to make choices…. You’re going to figure out how to do things that have never been done before.”

To be fair, that was certainly true about Mao Zedong. By the time his bloody reign finally ended, it’s estimated that he wound up killing more than 45 million people. Hitler and Stalin were absolute pikers compared to Mao. In that sense, he clearly figured out how to “do things that had never been done before.”…mass genocide. But hey Trudeau admires China’s basic dictatorship too as they can turn things around on a dime. They have learned to do things that have never been done before.

Hey what’s good for the gander…..

A democratic inspired riot, sorry a peaceful protest, during Trump’s inauguration January 2017. But that’s okay.  Were Nazi Pelosi and her ilk impeached?…Not.

But this is insurrection:

Hey, I don’t see any fires here.

Nevertheless:

YOU’RE FIRED

'You're fired': Twitter reminds Donald Trump his own ...

See ya. You only have yourself to blame Donald. Your ego and vanity finally got the better of you.

I’m a loser:

Yes you are.

SJ…………..Out

 

 

Hate Me

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Courtesy of the BabylonBee:

WASHINGTON, D.C.—House Speaker Nazi Pelosi has been forced to cancel her upcoming impeachment press conference after she suddenly realized she doesn’t have a podium anymore.

“I can’t give a press conference without my podium, which was stolen by an evil terrorist from Florida,” said Pelosi. “That podium is very special to me. It has great sentimental value. The impeachment cannot proceed until I get my podium!”

According to sources, impeachment proceedings will be delayed until Pelosi gets her podium back. “We thought we had this impeachment in the bag,” said AOC, “but Florida man thwarted us. We could be delayed for days now. Curse you, Florida man!”

No comment is forthcoming from that evil domestic terrorist from a covid ravaged nursing home in Florida.

And he has the keys to their nuclear arsenal?

Scary………Shuffle off to buffal0……SAD.

Meanwhile:

NASA finds there are fewer galaxies than first thought, leaving the possibility that we’re alone in the universe

It’s likely the number of galaxies is in the hundreds of billions, not trillions as previously thought

Whew. DAMN! You had me worried there for a second.

This just in:

Soon-to-be President Biden has a pen and a phone.

But not much else.

Ron Klain, Biden’s incoming Chief of Staff, announced that Slow Joe is going to move fast the moment he enters office. In the first ten days of his administration, Joe is going to take a pen in his quivering hand and sign one executive order after another, all intended to push hard and fast on the radical policies so beloved on the left or to reinstate old Obama policies…and then take a nap.

On the very day Biden is inaugurated, says Klain, after his nap, he’ll deal with “four crises.” These are the Wuhan virus, economic problems, climate change, and racial equity. In addition, on his very first day, Biden promises to “restore humanity to our immigration system,” “make government function for the people,” and to “reverse the Muslim ban.” Oops there was never a Muslim ban by the way.

And…not to be outdone by Obama: “this will be the day that the oceans begin to rise, that the icecaps begin to melt and that our cities burn to the ground.” or something like that…………….Jill…okay Jill. Did I miss something? Oh yeah whitey, whitey. That white priveledge ends today…starting with me. After all, I am obsolete. Eh Pamela? I’ll just shuffle off to Buffalo.

Smoking on camera. Ah, the good ole days.

Hate, hate and more hate – HATE.

Anthem of the Democratic party.

SJ……..Out

Except In The Capital

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Nice!

Dem-o-crap speak.

The US’ new leadership…………..NICE!

There needs to be unrest in the streets….except in the Capital that is.

We need to defund the police…..except in the Capital that is.

Protesters should not let up…except in the Capital that is.

So, if they, the four witches of Eastwick can impeach Trump for inciting violence, why aren’t these four being impeached? Huh?

Many of the supporters of this current impeachment would themselves be impeached under their own vague definitions of “incitement” they now apply to Trump.

Maybe there will be…except in the Capital that is.

The real truth is out there and it will come out…except in the Capital that is.

Impeachment…trial without representation…guilty until proven innocent…only in the Capital that is.

Do not get on the wrong side of Nazi Pelosi. This woman exudes hatred…in every capital.

Dem-o-crap recruiting poster:

The left’s military arm and Antifa supporter Daniel Alan Baker was arrested for plotting to murder Trump supporters and police on Inauguration Day.

Still on twitter and Facebook, huh Nancy?

House Democrats filed articles of impeachment that explicitly blame President Trump for the Capitol riots, even though he never told his supporters to invade the Capitol. While the president’s exaggerated rhetoric inflamed the rioters, Democrats repeatedly did the same thing this summer. Before and after Black Lives Matter protests devolved into destructive and deadly riots, Democratic officials repeatedly claimed America suffers from “systemic racism” and institutionalized “white supremacy.”

A Dem-o-crap work in progress. Progressive:

No thanks. Thankfully I will be dead.

SJ…Out

 

Get Your Deprogram Here

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Trump supporter pogroms…er deprogram camps as suggested by the Democrats? Start this vid at the 1 minute mark.

Wow! A Democrap is coming to get you if you are a conservative. Nice!

On another note: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez launched an incendiary attack on conservatives, claiming that “southern states are not red states, they are suppressed states,” and that they must be liberated in order to “heal” the United States of America. Nice.

Peachy!

Congresswoman Greene will initiate impeachment against Joe Biden the day after the inauguration due to his business links with China and the Ukraine. Impeachment is losing its impact these days – just like proroguing parliament in Canada is a ho-hum tactic. Been there, done that.

How does a career politician like Joe Biden amass a fortune and have 3 houses on a senator’s salary?

What is the problem here folks?:

Being pro-mask is hard, but it’s what’s necessary to stop the spread of the Wuhan Flu.

Make sure you do everything with a mask on: Showering. Brushing your teeth. Driving by yourself. Having sex.

If you’re not doing everything with a mask on, countless people will have mild symptoms and get two weeks off work….Really? PROMISE? It’s the Canadian way…woo hoo…no that should be woo hun.

It’s up to you, the citizen, to fix the mess that our government has made. In fact, it’s our duty, since we don’t have rights anymore!

Double up on masks says the CDC. Wearing two masks doubles your chances of not being infected. Why? Because you will not be able to breathe. Ah, a minor glitch says a CDC spokesperson, while wearing two masks and gasping for air.

Slow news day today.

SJ…..Out