Category: A Very Short Story

From the Short Story Vault

Rare Earth

Rare earth mineral mining in China and elsewhere in Africa to keep all of those Iphones, Ipads and other I sores and windmills working:

Where are all the environmentals protesting this?

Woo-han flew over the cuckoos nest. Can’t figure this one out, can you – hoo-woo?

I am sure it is important though.

Oh, this is rich:

Amazon Says Workers Voting To Unionize Can Only Do So In Person Because Mail-in Votes Would Be Susceptible To Cheating…

And now for a bit of humour:

The Guys’ Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all downFinallyThe guys’ side of the story.
( I must admit, it’s pretty good.)
We always hear

“ the rules ”
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered “1”
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can –
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can –

to give them a bigger laugh

Try to get through this one:

Happy Tuesday

SJ……….Out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scary Future

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Our future under the Big Tech Oligarchs and Globalists

Metropolis, here we come.

Can’t wait.

These rules are for thee and not for me.

Hypocrisy knows no bounds.

Great song.

 

SJ………Out

 

 

I Am…And You’re NOT.

 

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Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Julie Payette, Canada’s Governors General and persona non grata to all people of faith and religious beliefs in Canada has resigned under the cloud of a toxic workplace environment at Rideau Hall.

From July 2017: New Canadian Governor General appointee, Julie Payette, faced assault charges in Maryland in 2011, which were subsequently dropped; divorced her live in “fly boy” boyfriend and did not seek child support, and hit and killed a pedestrian with her car. She was cleared of any wrongdoing in that incident, also in Maryland. Trudeau has stated that due diligence was taken in this appointment and that Ms Payette represents the very best of Canadian values, openness to the world, curiosity, intellectual rigour and inspiration. She will continue to inspire generations of Canadians as she represents us at the very highest level,” Trudeau said at an event in Quebec City.

Now I don’t fault Ms. Payette’s personal hardships but I don’t think a man would ever pass Trudeau’s character test like that one. Oh, I can tell too from her manner that she considers herself an elite and above all of us peons.

Payette: “Can you believe that still today in learned society, in houses of government, unfortunately, we’re still debating and still questioning whether humans have a role in the Earth warming up or whether even the Earth is warming up, period,” she asked, her voice incredulous.

“And we are still debating and still questioning whether life was a divine intervention or whether it was coming out of a natural process let alone, oh my goodness, a random process.”

Whether you believe or not is a matter of faith. Even if you do believe or not that the big bang started it all, I would question as to Who is responsible for the big bang in the first place. Nevertheless Payette pissed off a lot of people with those comments. She lost my respect immediately.

Governors general have resigned under pressure before— and have been asked to resign by prime ministers — in Commonwealth countries in the past.  Following the resignation or removal of a governor general, the government does not need to immediately appoint a new one, said Michael Jackson of the Institute for the Study of Billie Jean at his home at the Netherland Ranch.

Good riddance. Hopefully someone with a little more common sense will be appointed…but under Trudeau I kind of doubt it.

Bye Bye Julie.

She’ll probably be appointed Canada’s ambassador to France, or something appropriate to her and Trudeau’s sense of French Canadian superiority and privilege. In France she will prosper.

Read ya Monday. Have a great weekend.

SJ………………Out.

Fantastic

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Probably the best ventriloquist I have ever seen, or heard, or spoken of, or whatever. Jeff Durham take note:

Wow.

Liberal speak inbound: “our public health orders do not apply to any level of government.” Say what? But, but, we’re all in this together…aren’t we?

What you will never see on CTV or CBC:

80 millions votes:

Joe’s cognitive dissonance problems are no longer taboo for the press:

For higher-profile remarks, [Biden would] obsessively rehearse portions until he committed them to memory. And at times through the various iterations of outlining remarks, Biden could grow downright ornery.

“I would never say this,” Biden once snapped at an aide, aghast over the prepared remarks he was reviewing, according to a person in the room during a speech prep session last year. “Where did you get this from?’”

The aide explained that Biden had just said it in a public speech a couple of weeks earlier…ouch.

Never, ever did I expect to see this headline from WaPo:

With the second bogus impeachment in the books, the Washington Post has finally seen fit to admit that President Trump did not incite the storming of the U.S. Capitol on January 6 with his speech, acknowledging that it was, in fact, planned in advance.

Wow. CNN takes a shit…fit and declares the WaPo article as fake news. Nazi Pelosi and Camelot Harris could not be reached for comment.

Emmanuel Jackson, a black man from Maryland, turned himself in to police after his photo appeared in various news sources. He was a violent perpetrator – as he claimed with all of his other black “white supremacist’s” agitator brothers. They’re all just a bunch of “parent f*&kers” as he was prone to say iaw Nazi Pelosi’s gender guidelines.

It is everything else so it might as well be this as well:
“Oh, good. We’re back to the days of blaming absolutely everything on racism. Barack Obama might as well just be president again. People didn’t get enough of this kind of nonsense for nearly a decade during Obama’s two terms in office, huh? Some of Joe Biden’s climate team claims that climate change (which still has never been proven) is racist. That’s not just crazy—it’s divisive.”
Biden's climate team
We’re doomed.
Love this:
Study Finds Most Americans Support Making Wall Around Capitol Permanent To Keep Politicians In.
Speakin of bros man, check this blast from the past. I had a car like that back in the 1960s. Trunk was huge. Great for drive-ins. Fantastic voyage man.

 

SJ….Out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hypocrisy

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Biden appoints Anita Dunn as a senior advisor. Dunn is a China and Mao Zedung fan girl. As a refresher, what Dunn claimed to admire most about Mao was boiled down to his “unique” approach to governance. “You’re going to make choices…. You’re going to figure out how to do things that have never been done before.”

To be fair, that was certainly true about Mao Zedong. By the time his bloody reign finally ended, it’s estimated that he wound up killing more than 45 million people. Hitler and Stalin were absolute pikers compared to Mao. In that sense, he clearly figured out how to “do things that had never been done before.”…mass genocide. But hey Trudeau admires China’s basic dictatorship too as they can turn things around on a dime. They have learned to do things that have never been done before.

Hey what’s good for the gander…..

A democratic inspired riot, sorry a peaceful protest, during Trump’s inauguration January 2017. But that’s okay.  Were Nazi Pelosi and her ilk impeached?…Not.

But this is insurrection:

Hey, I don’t see any fires here.

Nevertheless:

YOU’RE FIRED

'You're fired': Twitter reminds Donald Trump his own ...

See ya. You only have yourself to blame Donald. Your ego and vanity finally got the better of you.

I’m a loser:

Yes you are.

SJ…………..Out