Only 96 days until the Maldives are under water according to a 1988 UN report on Global Warming. Maldives today:
But Canada knows better because we are Climate Change smug!
Have ya heard?
Venezuela is about to declare war on the US. Great but I have one question for them. How ya going to feed your troops?
Seems like North Korea is about to declare war on the US as well. See above remark.
Those hats would scare anyone but they don’t put food on the table. Hey these guys are pretty old as well. Did they take a page out of the Canadian Military. Even the cat is dumbfounded. Gotta love those medals as well. Nah, Trump has nothing to worry about.
This from the Moonbat State: Coffee to be banned cause there is a minute trace cancer agent that exists as a natural byproduct of the brewing process. Man these guys are really going after smokers aren’t they?
Fashion faux pas men make:
I don’t see the problem here folks. Socks are clean, sandals look brand new. This is “fashion faux pas” after all. Or perhaps this is a statement about white privilege! Whatever, but if I want to look ridiculous then gal darn it anyway, I will. Nice thing about being an old fart: you don’t give a damn anymore what people think.
Yeah, but this is cool…not:
And with a hairstyle to boot.
Kind of reminds me of this:
And this:
Or is this an ANTIFA training camp?……………..Geesh.
Are sea levels rising? Nope. But one stupid dude tried to tell me that sea levels in the western Pacific are rising dramatically more than the sea levels in the eastern Pacific. Think about that statement. Another told me that Archimedes worked for Big Oil!………..Geesh!
Global Warming models now appear to have been flawed: erring on the hot side….Geesh. They’re now trying to say that they used the wrong glue:
I don’t know about you but all I do now is look out my windows every morning when I rise. Is it a sweater / jacket day or not?
Surprise of the day: now that the NDP have formed government, NDP insiders fill important government jobs! Noooooo, say it ain’t so Rocky!
Have to go out so no post today. This is a repeat from November 2016. Back tomorrow.
“Hey Jay, Howzit goin eh?” Hey, where are the Pigeons?
“Hey George. Long time no read.”
“Bin here Jay. What’s going on these days?”
“Pretty quiet in Cyber-land George. Craziness has toned down somewhat. Weird and Whacky as well.
The Progs are at it though. Pretty bad case of THC going on.”
“THC Jay? Is it 420 day already? Oh yeah. Right! Here’s to all the stoners out there.”
“No, no, no George. Not THC as in “Weed” but as in Trump Hysteria Condition”
“Right. How so?”
” The Dems and Progressives want to overturn erection results! Want Electoral Colleges to renege vote for Trump in December and solidly stand upright for Hillary”
“Why Jay?”
“To save Democracy George, of course……”
“I think I need a stiff drink Jay.”
“They also want to abolish the Electoral Colleges. Something that has been a part of their electoral process, their democracy since 1776. Seems Founding Fathers had it all wrong. They didn’t heed Nostradamus’ warning.”
“Who?”
“Nostradamus George. Nostradamus. The French Prophet and toothsayer who lived in the 1500s.”
“He did Jay? Good Gawd. How’d he end up in 1776?”
“It would appear that Nostradamus predicted Trump’s win over Hillary.”
“They state that in Quatrane 10,666 Nostradamus wrote:
“BUCINUM Hillary verberat.
LAPSUS pergit. Bill est saevire,
Fundamentum rimas,
In furorem sine comitiis.”
“Crikey Jay, speak English!”
“Sorry George. But I did take Latin for 5 years in high school. I was…veritably good at it.”
“Here it is, as translated, it means……………………..”Hillary got Trumped in Spades”
“Seems the Founding Fathers missed that bit of sagery during their “Bridge” break while writing the Constitution.”
“And from the “Play Dough” and “Safe Space” crowd George comes this bit of THC:”
“GOP is the most dangerous organization in History.”
“Wow, worse than the 3rd Reich? Stalin’s Communism?…..The Brady Bunch Jay?”
“Oh, and COP 22 is going on. Or has just finished in Marrakech
“Marrakech, as in Africa’s Marrakech Jay? I thought the Cop’s 22nd Division was in, as in Toronto.
“No, no George. Not the Police Cops but as in Community of Parties COPs – as in Climate Change.”
“Canada sent 225 delegates to the Party.” Wow. Was it BYOB Jay?”
“How’d they get there Jay? By Camel?” Or the Marrakech Express?
“No, Camels can’t swim George. No, they all flew over from Ottawa.”
“In a hot air balloon Jay?”
“Good one George.”
“Heard in passing George that Ryerson students, when interviewed recently, and when asked, felt that Canadian Peacekeepers should be deployed to the nations of Karach and Wakonda to stop the insurrections there and to thwart further production of “Vibranium” (Rebel Media, 22 Nov 16)”
“The future of mankind George. Scary! I wonder if Nostradamus predicted this in his 10,667th unfinished Quatrane:
“Alumni idiotae”
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University Superioria
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“Something about higher learning me thinks”
“Y’know George. Green used to be my favourite colour. But now? I hate anything and everything green. I even killed my lawn. It is now brown in colour. And, I hate that word sustainability, transparency and I also hate that linguistic combination of two simple words… a conjunction of a perposition….”as in”!!………….STOP IT!
I heard the progressives cry when they saw this. According to them, at the centre for science at Moonbat University, this mass distinction never occurred and that they, T-Rex and company, are only asleep somewhere. They will be returning you know. I got news for you Virginia:
This just in: Next great mass extinction to occur in 100 years, around 2100, because of the amount of carbon being pumped into the atmosphere, according to a mathematical study of the five previous events in the last 540 million years. Oh you mean this study:
1 + 1 = 3!
Sorry, the artifact that just keeps on giving.
Some professor at a highly regarded institution of higher lemmings theorized that disturbances in the natural cycle of carbon through the atmosphere, oceans, plant and animal life played a role in mass die-offs of animals and plants.
And how does he know this for sure? He studied 31 times when there had been such changes and found four out of the five previous mass extinctions took place when the disruption crossed a “threshold of catastrophic change.” This sounds ominous.
“He’s quite old y’know,” a colleague was heard to say.
And here I thought it was an asteroid. Silly me.
Based on his analysis of these mass extinctions, the Professor, as pictured above in his lab with an unknown cohort, developed a mathematical formula to help predict how much extra carbon could be added to before triggering a sixth one. Their models, as shown below, are highly sophisticated and complex for the average sod like you and me to understand. And, they are based upon the UN’s IPCC climate science models.
They bear this out. The UN’s IPCC is ecstatic over this as it falls nicely into their narrative that if we do not do something now about climate change the earth will end by 2100. A double whammy. Accountability for such outrageous claims? Well, of course we’ll all be dead by then won’t we!
On another heart warming note: A self-described “specialist in research and investigations at the United Nations’ “Department of Specialists in Research and Investigations” has earned a fair amount of publicity online recently for predicting that catastrophic events will soon befall Earth. Among his claims: On Saturday, Sept. 23, 2017, a constellation — a sign prophesied in the Book of Revelation — will reveal itself in the skies over Jerusalem, signaling the beginning of the end of the world as we know it. Yikes, that’s tomorrow! This researcher believes that by the end of October, the world may enter what’s called a seven-year tribulation period, a fairly widespread evangelical belief that for seven years, catastrophic events will befall Earth.
He calls this his “Moses Theory.” They tried to interview him but they couldn’t nail him down:
The UN pulled out its Mayan Calendar to do a fact check but were dismayed and forgot that that calendar ended 12 December 2012. get it: 12-12-12. Of course the United Nations says that we have to donate $60T dollars to third world countries if we want to stop this from happening now. I told them to go to 6-6-6!
From the who gives a flying F^%K file comes this: Rhianna reveals her real family name: Rhianna Fenty.
Look at these two guys. Our Provincial leaders sharing a good joke among themselves. The guy on the right is John Horgan, BC’s new Premier whose Govt is being held up literally and figuratively by the guy on the left, Mr Andrew Weaver, a powerful man who has just 3 seats out of a total 87 in the “Ledge.” But hey this is BC after all. Wonder what the joke is all about. Let’s listen:
“That’s a good one John” Andrew spilled out between guffaws.
“Yeah, yeah and y’know what Andrew this Carbon Tax is political “Manna from Heaven.” BC voters are so darn naïve. They think….guffaw…they think…hold on Andrew…this is so darn funny… that this tax is going to be Carbon Neutral. Bah hahahahhahahahahahaah. Oh my gut hurts so much.
“Yeah,” Andrew added. “And they also think that we are going to put this cash cow into infrastructure…public transit no less…bah hahahahahahahah tee hee hee…”
“You kill me Andrew. Yeah, we’ll just keep shafting the public here and give this new found wealth to the teachers so that they can teach the new math, and to…
“Don’t forget the new economy…John…” Andrew interrupted “that I have been pushing for. I mean Timmy’s is sooo 20th Century.”
“Yeah,” John added. There will be a “Barista” on ever street corner. Wow. And just think of all the Touristas coming in to British Columbia to take pictures of all those buildings in all of those “Ghost Towns” across the province.
“Yeah,” Andrew spouts. “It’s a force multiplier for sure John.”
“Hey it’s so much fun screwing things up financially isn’t it.” John said. “This is the best part of my job Andrew, besides keeping Carol in line, of course.”
“It sure is,” Andrew said. Bah hahahahahah. “This is killing me John. Now let’s go over our plans again to continue siphoning off the ICBM sorry er John, Freudian Slip, I meant ICBC and Hydro surpluses into our General Revenue fund. We have to come up with a new strategy to convince people that ICBC and Hydro are in serious financial trouble….this is so hilarious John.
“That is so funny Andrew. BTW, you have such nice teeth.
“Well thanks John. Nice tie. Let’s go have a Barista and a joint.”
“Gotta love this new economy of Touristas and Baristas. I’m sooo excited.”
This just in from Stevie Wonders. This has to be the quote of the week: – “Anyone who denies climate change has to be blind…” huh…huh wonderful Stevie, wonderful.
And another of his cohorts was heard to say” well, like, you know, like, its Trump y’know and like his failed policies, like you know. Those right-wing baddies like y’know what I mean.” But hey misinformed Musak celebrity, Houston voted Democrat in the last US election! “Tee hee, hee, did you say, like erection sweetie, hee. hee, hee, like that’s a good one.”………….Geesh.
Keopectate takes a page out of an Eagles song for their next marketing campaign: “While I’m running down the road trying to loosen my load…take it eeee-zay, take it eeey-zay.”
Speaking of shyte, I just had my septic tank drained and cleaned out. Whew, no problems, working like a sieve the man said. Nice choice of words I said to him.
Just in from the Moonbat State. Gotta love California, the gift that keeps on giving to bloggers like me:
An Earthquake in California, 3.4, barely a rumble but: “still wanna say climate change isn’t real?” Tweetle Dumb tweeted in the tweetisphere.
“Well, like, you know maybe, like we’ll see” another articulate celebrity spouted out. “Why is Mother Nature hitting California?” Tweetle Dumber was heard to say. “I mean, like, we believe in Climate Change and Global Warming, like you know! So why is she, Gaia, like being so mean to us with all of this crap like?”
Well little miss sunshine. Mother nature hates stupidity and she weeds out those candidates that qualify for the final round of the Darwin Awards. When it comes to stupidity, California is the gold standard. Hate to spoil the partaay guys but CC falls within the realm of meteorology, climatology while earthquakes and volcanos fall within the Geology / Volcanology realm of things….so it ain’t weather or climate……..Geesh.
Lefties are now stating that cotton, anything cotton is racist. Okay, what about this icon of men’s fashion in rayon and other synthetics:
I’ll stick to cotton, thank you very much. But then again if the alt left adopts this style at least we’ll be able to point them out immediately. Especially if they adopt this hairstyle and wear those hats:
Loved Trumps’ UN Speech. Finally, a leader calling it for what it is and using plain unadulterated English to repudiate North Korea and Iran and other tin-pot dictatorships in that agust body of Liberal thought. Of course the alt lefts’ in the NYT and WaPo and members of the Holly Woody’s in the Morning elite are having a shit-fit today. Some were heard to say that like her:
An important UN representative for some unknown third world stink-pot regime stormed out of the meeting in protest when he heard Trump to say: “You’re Next!”
Yeah, that will do it.
I particularly loved Trump’s description of Kimberley as the “Rocket Man”
Kim’s response? Let’s partaaaaay! Fireworks are on us!
New Math in Liberal Ontario’s education curriculum.
Alt Right + Alt Right + Alt Right does not equal Alt Left. This moment of clarity from Antifa, BLM, SJWs and Pride after covering the latest archaeological find that was recently discovered concerning the truth about the “New Math.”
Yup, this again: 1 + 1 = 3
We have been duped! Scarred for life
Couple gets married at Tim Hortons.
Yeah, she looks happy. It’s the couch for you tonight buddy. She’ll have to be happy with Tim’s bits.
Read in passing:
“A dog u gave away ur sister on ur birthday last year same same same chilly my plaid U want no part of me Stop doing interviews kid,” she captioned the photo…this example of the Queens’ English used by many on the progressive alt left was applauded by Millennial’s everywhere. “I think we’ll adopt this and make it part of our new English curriculum in Ontario” Wynne’s Edumacation Minister was heard to say. She added: Well you know we have already dropped Shakespeare for Marvel Comics. This new initiative will strike a nice balance to that and to our new math programme (see above).
I still think Bill Nye “The Science Guy” and Benedict Cumberbirch, Sherlock Holmes, are related:
Don’t you?
I mean, just look at the hair style!
From Australia journalist Mark (with a “K” Quebec) Latham: Political Correctness is overrunning our country. That’s okay Mr Latham because it is over-ruining ours here in Canada.
Hey Europe. We all know you hate Trump and everything American because well, you know, you have to blame somebody for your basket case economic policies. Of course it is Trump’s fault that Spain and Italy have somewhere near 50% youth unemployment, and Greece’s 1.5 hour work week is hurting their GDP bottom line. Amazing that Trump could do all of this in just 8 months in Office.
Obviousness of the week. “France and the EU hate Trump!” Just like Europe hated the US in 1914 and again in 1939. Next time you guys are in for it, don’t call on us for help. With 400 plus million people handle it yourselves or get out those white flags that are currently in reserve somewhere in France.
Out of here. Getting my septic tank cleaned out tomorrow so I have to dig it out to expose the lids. Oh well, shit happens when one is retired.
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And this:
Or is this an ANTIFA training camp?……………..Geesh.
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1 + 1 = 3!
I’ll stick to cotton, thank you very much. But then again if the alt left adopts this style at least we’ll be able to point them out immediately. Especially if they adopt this hairstyle and wear those hats:![File image of North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un.]({"default":"//img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AAsiyC9.img?h=373&w=624&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=1714&y=1346"} "Kim Jong Un - ED JONES/AFP/Getty Images")
An important UN representative for some unknown third world stink-pot regime stormed out of the meeting in protest when he heard Trump to say: “You’re Next!”
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Yeah, she looks happy. It’s the couch for you tonight buddy. She’ll have to be happy with Tim’s bits.
Don’t you?