Category: A Very Short Story

Beyoncé just announced to the world the names given to her twins: “Rumi” and “Sir.” Say what? These people may have talent – questionable to me – but that doesn’t mean they have brains. Poor kids.

Did you know that Malcron’s, (the President of France),  wife is 64.  He is 39! He is said to be high on the “Teat.”

This just in: “Boob jobs could save lives” and Malcron’s marriage.

Trudeau gives $24M to Clinton foundation. That’s a lot of fill Justine.

Trudeau say Canada will never negotiate with terrorists?? Hmmm? Are we that Khadr stupid to you Justine. But Malcron says that Terrorism is caused by Climate Change. Better stay on your wife’s teat Mr Malcron. More credibility there. How on earth did these guys ever get elected.

Drooping boobs caused by Climate Change. See Malcron’s wife. She’ll know.

Climate change responsible for wild fires. No, humans are, and lightning.

Because of climate change, Polar Bears could now eat humans. Just like lions and tigers Billy! No, really.

Maldives will be underwater by the end of this year, according to 1988 UN Climate expert report.                                                                                         Looks fine to me.                            

Climate cultists want people to have less babies, perhaps none. This only applies to the great unwashed – you and me. The elites will continue to have children because, after all, they are elites. They have to propagate, don’t you know.

Tell that to the Muslim population where their stated goal is to take over western civilization, not by the sword, but demographically. For every one baby a westerner has they will have 10!

They are advocating sterilization. I say go for it. The less whackos we have on the planet the better.

 

Woman lost the chance at a $1M prize during a CFL game Thursday night. All due to a very bad call by the referees.

 

Union files grievance over University’s plan to use goat, sheep to clear lawns. Seems that they’re upset that Wellingtons were not issued to the local union reps.

 

Leading psychologist says that having a gender revealing party will scar a child for life. Never mind forcing a “he” or a “zey” to wear a dress  and identify as a women while he is playing with “he’s” GI Josephine.

 

Seattle bans the cleaning of poop off of its sidewalks. Apparently it is racist. Someone was heard to say “No Shit!” No, lots of it.

 

Home ownership may not be viable says climate alarmist. Agenda 21 anyone? Yeah, old Lenin, Stalin had it right with those housing mega-plexes. There is a reason Berlin tore those ugly monstrosities down after unification.

Time to get off….Geesh.

I wish I could but I cannot make this stuff up.

SJ……..Out…….Have a great weekend. Read ya Monday

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Have you ever wondered why so many sick people go to health food stores? Hmmm?

My wife was checking out at a grocery counter the other day when the cashier told her that she had to have her own packing bags as they no longer gave out plastic bags for groceries to save the planet. She said this as she was packing hamburger wrapped in plastic; chicken wrapped in plastic, cleaning stuff wrapped in plastic; confectionaries wrapped in plastic and small toys wrapped in so much plastic that one needed a chain saw to open it…Geesh.

The planet doesn’t need saving. We need to be saved by idiots like this!

The other night I went out and ordered an Organic Pizza. It was green!!!

President of France…Malcron…says that terrorism is cause by Climate Change. I kid you not. No wonder Trump saw fit to remove America from this madness. I only wish that PM Trudope had the gonads, i.e., balls, to save Canada from these idiots and get us out of this accord as well. Oh, wait a minute, PM Trudope is a feminist therefore…no balls.

Majority of Canadians (71%) are outraged that Trudope agreed to a $10.5M payout to Khadr, the guy who killed an American medic in Afghanistan. But then again, the great unwashed, us, don’t really have the intellect to understand the really big “Picture.” that Trudope does.  Just another selfie huh Justinian?

Hey, I am going to start walking now and get into shape because I have just bought a $200 Pedometer…yesss!….Geeesh!

In the US military Transgendered Men must now be given “dignity and respect” while in Women’s showers…no, they don’t want dignity and respect they want to get laid…are you kidding me??

South Australia experiencing major electrical blackouts due to their intent to rely solely on solar and wind for their electricity needs. “Its sad” someone was heard to say “as Australia has a lot of gas”…..I know…I know….Ottawa does too. Same with France…see Malcron above.

My Quote of the Week……They say that “Humour is good for the heart; laughter is good for the soul….Perhaps, but giggling drives me nuts.”

And who are they anyway???

 

That is all for today

SJ out.

Khadr got his $10.5Ms buck from the Feds pretty quickly. Asked about his case from reporters Khadr said he couldn’t comment because it was before the courts. Turns out he already cashed the cheque. Gawd, if only the Feds treated the military vets the same way instead of: “Be patient”

If this incident is truly our fault then fire the bastard(s) who made this international faux-pas of a human rights abuse. Then again when did murder and terrorism become a fundamental in the war on human rights?

A while back I came through the Vancouver Airport and was amazed, dismayed at the lack of Canadianna anywhere displayed. It was all First Nation…oops…Indigenous People’s art. Now, it is beautiful and striking but is that all there is to our country? Is Trudeau right when he says that there are no Canadian core values, culture? What about the Bannisters great 4 minute mile run during the Commonwealth Games in 1954. Or the Japanese Canadian contribution to the fishery. BC’s war effort, colonization efforts, Trans-Canada Railroad, Chinese contribution? and on and on it goes. There are many things to be proud of in this Province. Not just First Nations. Of course if one complains there are immediately branded a racist. Sad.

I want my country back.

Is the History Channel about history or about American / Canadian Pickers, Forged in Fire, Pawn Shop. Where is the history in all of that. CNN now #10 in list of broadcasters in the US. That high up? Wow. Where is Christianne Amanpour when you need her? You know that highly over rated female journalist. Like Bawbwa Wawlters!

 

Short today: have a great weekend…..SJ…Out.