Category: Entertainment

Nothing New

Getting into the dog days of summer. Very little to report.

Have a beer. Okay. Have you got the opener?

Gotta love those Brits…er Irish. Humour.

A Dutch swimming pool. C’mon in the Pilsner’s great.

I see the Tour de Farce is on:

I watched the Tour de France today on TV. Now there is an exciting spectator sport if I ever saw one. Like cross country skiing! And what does one call a large group of cyclists anyway? A turd? I mean a group of whales is called a pod, seagulls a flock. So what do we call a group of cyclists? Probably a herd. Okay, watching this herd of cyclists covering about 200 km was as exciting as watching paint dry, or watching the paint dry on a barn door.

”Paint dry? What is dat? “ My Dutch colleague asked.

“Well, you know, like watching grass grow.” I answered as diplomatically as possible.

”I don’t understand dis, paint dry or grass grow.” He looked at me with askance – a dumb sort of look on his face.

“Okay I’ll be as diplomatic as I can be.” I replied.

It’s……..B-O-R-I-N-G

“Sucre blue” he exclaimed in his best Dutch.

“ You mean Sacre Bleu?” I corrected him.

”Dats vat I say, Sucre blew.”

So after 2 hours of watching a turd, I mean herd, of cyclists ride by the announcer comes on to inform us all – with bated breath – that there are only 150 km to go.

“Getting close” I thought to myself – ooooooooo

And what did the man on the street have to say after camping out for over a week on this stretch of a French country road to watch this herd ride by.

”So what do you think?” The French reporter asked.

“Well I have been out here for a week just to see this race!” The spectator exclaimed. And just as he was telling the reporter what he felt the terd, I mean herd, rode by in a flash.

“I missed the herd. I have been here all week.” Damn…..Sacre Blue.”

” You mean Sucre Blewd.” The Dutchman corrected him.

What this really boils down to is that like spectators all over the world they are really hoping and praying that this herd of terds will wipe-out.

Tour de Farce!

Time change? Do you agree or disagree with it. Well the UK Parks department at Stonehenge definitely have something to say about it: (Click on the link then open).

Stonehenge

That’s about it for today. I also have a quote:

“When I married Ms. Right, I had no idea her first name was Always.”

And a joke:

“A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters
But always talked about having a son. 

They decided to try one last time 
For the son they always wanted. 

The wife got pregnant 
And delivered a healthy baby boy. 

The joyful father rushed to the nursery 
To see his new son. 

He was horrified at the ugliest child 
He had ever seen. 

He told his wife: ‘There’s no way I can 
Be the father of this baby. 
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! 
Have you been fooling around behind my back?’

The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 

‘No, not this time!'” 

This song will get your toes tappin. “Ramblin Man” by the Allman Brothers Band. Dickie on lead vocal and guitar. One of the best solos ever. 1972 was a great year for music.

Have a great weekend.

 

SJ……………………..Out

 

 

Don’t Worry. Be Happy

A new article about Don Cherry and Coaches’ Corner and why he should retire is out there. I am not a fan of Don Cherry primarily because he cannot put two sentences together. He is often times incoherent and is stuck in the 1980’s Boston Bruins past. He is not a sign of the times except maybe bad times. He appears to me from his commentary on TV to have been a bully player. As a player and as a coach he sometimes brings out the worst in many of us. The kids used to love him but that love is now fading like everything else considered to be Maple syrup by the new generation of Canadians. He is way past his best before date. Like Bob Cole, the iconic Maple Leaf’s broadcaster Don’s “jersey” should have been retired a long, long time ago.

On the other hand he is a non apologetic Canadian. Something this country dearly lacks, especially with our political leadership. He is patriotic, loves our military and police forces and instills a sense of Canadian pride that he himself wears on his sleeve. But given his conservative values, views and Canadiana pride you will never, ever see Don Cherry elected into the Hockey Hall of Fame or be nominated to the Order of Canada. A proud Canadian maybe but he is not considered progressive enough for the snotty, smug elitist hierarchy that runs this country. Don Cherry is considered way, way too blue collar for their liking.

I am reading articles now that are putting the Liberals in the lead. How can this be?  What with all of the scandals and corruption out there? Or is this just more media liberal bias? Probably.

Vancouver Pride bans University of British Columbia from participating in the upcoming Pride celebrations. Why? They dared to allow someone on their campus to speak out about some of the LGBT community activities. Of course Pride prides itself for being all inclusive, apolitical as long as that all inclusiveness, apoliticalness notions are not critical of them.

We do not need Pride. They need us.

It is coming to this. LA coffee chain bans NBA star Kaw-hi from all of its locations after the star failed to sign with the LA Lakers…. Geesh, your coffee ain’t that good.

By the way, how do you pronounce that name anyway. Kaw….Hi….. as in…. Raw….Hide…… Don’t know, just saying, that’s all.

Quebec now joins Ontario, Alberta, New Brunswick, Saskatchewan and Manitoba in their fight against the Federal government’s carbon tax.

I wonder what Quebec wants from the Feds now.

A hat that embodies pure evil? What you may ask? A hat emblazoned with “Make America Great Again.” read Don Cherry above.

Pure evil……………………..

All beer drinkers out there will understand this.

And don’t worry, be happy. To all you guys out there. Have a beer.

Have a great day.

 

SJ…………………………….Out

A Collection of Pics and Vids.

In keeping with the 4th of July tradition, here is a video to explain America’s exceptionalism from a nice wholesome pretty American girl…oops. White Privilege!!

They certainly have done a great deal to contribute to the west’s prosperity. Of course there are many out there that do not feel this way and are ready to crucify Trump for just about everything, including climate change.

Thanks to the Rebel for this one:

There was a big 4th of July parade earlier today in Washington, D.C.

But if you were getting your news from the Big 3 TV networks, you wouldn’t have known about it. On the afternoon of July 3rd, news broke that ABC, CBS and NBC would be following the lead of MSNBC and not airing the 4th of July parade. Why? Because they, the media, hate Trump and still cannot get over the fact that Hillary Clinton lost the election. It is as simple as that.

Trump Derangement Syndrome is still at a fever pitch, isn’t it?

So much for the media.

People take note.

Get this: Sebastian Gorka reveals the most important political book of the last decade: “Deep Throat 10.” Hey it brought down Nixon, why not Trump?

Trudeau and Canada’s climate change guru, Climate Barbie’s, worst nightmare. The Bolton Truck and Tractor Pull:

“Oh how I love the smell of carbon in the morning.” And these girls.  Perhaps the Canadian government should ban this for the more exciting “Prius and the EV Bus Pull contest. Or perhaps this:

See the source image Hey Barnie, Wilma, Betty, watch this.

Speaking of the climate, here is a snippet from one of America’s great, but late humourist:

“Lava in the living room.” Gotta love that.

Or “how I found love on the flood plain.”

And speaking of Science, Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Whacko would not get this:

A statement of “HYPOCRISY.”

This is the Liberal, Progressive, Green solution to feeding the planet.

Let them eat maggots.

Of course they would eat steak.

Please, please, say it ain’t so.

See the source imageMad Magazine is no more. Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo. I grew up with this guy Neuman and its satirical bent.

If only today’s mainstream media would implode.

C’mon people, shun the elitist UN shit, think for yourself and hop onboard. Play it loud and sing along. You will be happy. I guarantee it.

And here is another one along the same lines.

God the music of the 60s and 70s was just awesome, wasn’t it?

It is a wonderful world. If you let it be.

Have a great day. When everyday is a great day. No matter.

SJ…………………………..Out

Happy 4th of July

Happy fourth of July to all of my American friends. The greatest country in the world. Defender of our peace.

See the source image

America and Americans really know how to do things right.

Without America the light of our world would surely diminish. God bless you.

Through two world wars, your valour and your sacrifice have not gone unnoticed. We do appreciate you.

Sad and tragic but the Union stood firm and came through…stronger and free.

And finally:

Beautiful land, beautiful people, beautiful spirit.

America? Thank you for being there.

Have a great 4th of July.

 

SJ……………………………..Out

 

 

Smoke and Mirrors

I thought it appropriate to repeat this post given that the Liberal campaign to be re-elected this fall has begun.

I love this:

From a government of Canada web site (bold is mine):

“We know that our country is stronger – and our government more effective – when decision-makers reflect Canada’s diversity (instead of 30 B in debt we are now 40B in debt annually). The Government of Canada has implemented an appointment process that is transparent (we can see right through it) and merit-based, (lowest uncommon denominator) strives for gender parity (all of them) and seeks to ensure that Indigenous peoples and minority groups are properly represented in positions of leadership (only Francos monsieur). We continue to search for Canadians who reflect the values that we all embrace: inclusion, honesty, fiscal prudence (Lol) and generosity of spirit (have another toke). Together, we will build a government as diverse as Canada (and get nothing done).

We are equally committed to providing a healthy workplace that supports everyone’s dignity, self-esteem (can’t be fired) and the ability to work to each team member’s full potential. With this in mind, all appointees will be expected to take steps to promote and maintain a healthy, respectful and harassment-free work environment. (Take steps…baby steps?)

The Government of Canada is currently seeking applications from diverse and talented Canadians from across the country who are interested in the following appointment opportunities. This is code for: (Whitey and Anglos need not apply):

If you think there is no discrimination or racism in Canada, think again while you are rolling that joint.

And then there is this:

Toronto, Ottawa and other border towns in Quebec and Ontario are demanding compensation from the feds to account for the expenses garnered due to all of the illegal immigrants and border crossings. Trudeau’s response is classic liberalism:

“The kind of fear-mongering, the kind of intolerance, the kind of misinformation going on across the country and around the world is something all of us have a responsibility to engage with a positive and a thoughtful way,” Trudeau said the other day in New Brunswick.”

“Hey Gerald, where is my yellow vest anywho?” and by the by:

“Anyone who raises concerns about a border crisis that sees economic migrants cross illegally and claim refugee status is dismissed as racist or divisive by the Liberals. Not exactly positive or thoughtful.”

Yeah profound Justinian. No debate! Just a comeback to anyone who disagrees or questions liberal policies is a RACIST, a BIGOT. One of those NASTY, NASTY, NAZI conservatives. You bet. I am sooo proud with that label.

All of those Canadians who agree with Turd-ope can apply for those jobs as indicated above.

Divershity is our Strength

And it smells good too.

On a lighter note. Gotta love this. This guy should work for the government!

In reaction to the Liberal’s hiring policy comes this hiring tool. That’s gotta hurt:

Antique Tool Still In Use .  Do you know what it is? 

Tobacco Smoke Enema Kit  (1750s – 1810s).        

The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum for various medical purposes, but primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. 

A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke into the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration.  Doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “blowing smoke up your ass.” 

This odd tool is still heavily used by the Canadian Liberal government. They are considering its use to weed out anglo and white Canadians who dare question or apply for one of those Government jobs!

1972 was a great year for rock!

Liberals plan to use this song to promote their Tobacco Enema Tool:

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ……………………..Out