Category: Environment

Every Breath you Take:

Maldives: The New Normal. Ironically, humans are now caught in a huge aquarium for the delight of the fishies. “What are they eating mommy,” one fish was heard to say. “Looks like Captain Highriner,” the mother said with that fishy lisp of hers.”

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Finally, there is a gawd. Yesterday it was Robert Mugabwe, today its Charlie Manson.

Charles Manson is in grave condition.

Time to meet Lucy, turd. I hear she’s hot!

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Seeing and hearing about this makes me feel old. I can remember exactly where I was and what I was doing when his madness surfaced back in 1969. I had just turned 18.

Turd-dough has handed over control of our military, as small and as insignificant as it is becoming under his leadership, to the UN. This will not go over well. Look at those eyes. Madness I tells ya.

THE CANADIAN PRESS

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is defending a new approach to peacekeeping that will hand the United Nations a key role in deciding where to deploy Canadian troops while keeping peacekeeping resources at their lowest levels in decades. See , the Liberal way: kill two birds with one stone. Scale back resources and funding for our military and turn over all decisions about our military’s deployment to the UN. If they, the UN, screw it up, then True-dope can wash his hands of the whole mess. He takes his cue from Hilarious and the Book of Benghazi……..I want my country back.

In another note look at this:

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaks with Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte during a photo for the ASEAN-Canada 40th Commemorative session in Manila on Tuesday.

True-dough’s just told Dirty, the Filipino Pres, that he doesn’t have to worry about a thing as Canadian Peacekeepers will be deployed though the UN to help him in his war on drugs. Dirty could only laugh. True-dope could be heard singing: Can – na – bis, That catchy ditty from out centennial celebrations back in 1967 during that awesome summer of love. He really wants to change our national anthem to the “Cannabis Forever.”

Looks like an Apocalypse Movie?

'It looks like the apocalypse': MMA workers didn't fathom it was their train burning, Lac-Mégantic trial hears Unfortunately not. This is real. The Lac-Megantic rail disaster. This is what happens when we let those radical environmentalists run loose. Ban pipelines huh? Sad.

Heard at Bonn’s COP 22. A huge cop-out fun fest on our dime. People, wake up.

Now the Pope is in on the Climate Change discourse. Stick to saving souls Pontiff and leave the planet to the experts. This lastest bit of papery comes from an organization that has a great deal of knowledge and expertise in dealing with heretics. BTW, CO2 is not a pollutant, CO2 is not a poison. CO2 is necessary for our existence on this plant. CO2 is a compound element. You exhale CO2 with every breath you take. Carbon comprises 18.3% of your body. If you really believe in what you are saying then lead by example and take yourself out of the gene pool.

 

SJ……………………………………….Out

 

 

 

 

What’s a Billion Anyway?

Maldives: Going, going, gone in 46 days, according to the UN.

See, even these guys are getting out of “Dodge”

Trump sentenced to death by North Korea……..Trump is shaking in his boots over this one. Perhaps this really is a new self defence move he is practicing:

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Take that!

Image result for pics of weird handshakes in asia pacifi meetings\I don’t know what would be worse. To be sent to death by some NK stinkpot or have to wear this:

Another dire prediction comes out of Business Insider. We’re Fooked as a planet by…………you guessed it……………………..100 years from, now. So let’s start donating gazillion dollars to third world dictators run by the UN’s climate fund. Yup, even these guys are excited about it. Or are they just excited about their new washroom logo. Hey I have to take a “dump.” “Which way to the wo-or – mans washroom. I’ll keep the lid down after I go. I promise.” eeee gads.

Stick to business guys and stop trying to save the planet one stool at a time.

 

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There is a God after all.

Robert Mugabe, 93, and the UN’s latest goodwill ambassador is apparently under house arrest in what appears to be a coup of some sorts in Mugabe’s Zimbabwe, His wife was seen fleeing to Namibia. “No story here” she touted. “Just going on a shopping spree. Tell my babe-we, my Muga-babe that I’ll be home for dinner. Now how many Ak 47’s did he want anyway?”

Soldiers take over ZBC – Zimbabwe’s state broadcaster. We here in Canada should be so lucky! Take note CBC!

Eatery in Chicago protested by cultural miss-appropriationists because it is not Mexican enough. No the owners are of Korean and Filipino descent, providing affordable meals starting at 7 bucks. Not good enough these SJWs commented. We want Mexican, Tacos, Nachos, Burritos. Black Olives Matter you know. Besides, they don’t provide free Keopectate to consumers after a meal, like the Mexican restaurants do.

“Can I have the Burrito Combo. You know a burrito and a Molotov Cocktail?” Someone SJW was heard to order. A dangerous combination!

Venezuela economic failure and humanitarian crisis. This is where the NDP’s Leap Manifesto and other radical left-wing policies want to take us:

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All in their delusional effort to save the planet from ourselves. Wow!

It appears Canada’s finance minister – More-Dough – gets teary eyed while watching the  Lindsay Lohan “Parent Trap” movie with his family. I had only one word to say when I heard that one……………….”We’re doomed.” Oops that’s two words, but who says I am wrong here with the new math. See Monday’s post. Perhaps 1 + 1 is 11!

Oh, this is a good one: Typical Liberal financial smoke and mirrors:

Result Anticipated: Balance the budget over the long-term and continue to reduce the debt-to-GDP ratio. Italics are mine:
As noted in the 2017 Fall Economic Statement, the fiscal framework does not forecast a balanced budget in 2019/20. Important fiscal investments were made to kick-start the economy, support the middle class and address the long-term challenges that were limiting Canada’s potential – tax, tax, tax. more-dough for those Liberal Twins More-dough and True-dough. Especially True dough’s home cabinet drawers.

Canada is now seeing the strongest economic growth in the G7 and increased consumer and business confidence. Yeah, Italy is a good role model. But mommy my 6 other friends at school have all jumped off the financial cliff, so why can’t I? As a result, the current fiscal track shows steady improvements in the Government’s budgetary position along with a continued decline in the federal debt-to-GDP ratio. But it’s still debt you morons………..The Government will maintain this downward deficit and debt ratio track – preserving Canada’s low-debt advantage for current and future generations. Oh you mean Generation Screwed!……………………………Geesh!

That’s just the Feds. Now this coming from a province near you:

The official balance sheets of provinces across the country mask billions of dollars in debt related to a series of megaproject follies being pursued by provincial governments and government-owned power utilities. While their debt doesn’t officially appear on provincial balance sheets, taxpayers will be left footing the bill when the electricity rates needed to pay them off become so economically crippling and politically unpalatable that they will require a bailout.

The province(s) will hide that debt from its own balance sheet through a series of accounting and regulatory maneuvers.

It’s called the “Smoke and Mirrors” economic policy. That Keynesian shyte didn’t work so we have all decided to adopt the Venezuela model” one financial minister was heard to say.

Do you know what one billion is?

  • A billion seconds ago it was 1959;
  • A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive;
  • A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age;
  • A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our governments spends it.

Now think about our debt to GDP ratio. That would probably take us back to the “Big Bang.” You know that shower of celestial natural gas shyte that exploded way back when and started all of this current shower of shyte that we are experiencing.

Canada has already given away about $3 Billion dollars to the UN’s climate change green fun…er fund. That equates to Jesus and two of his brothers or sisters.

Man, my head hurts

Show me the money (Zero Hedge)

30 million Americans who woke perfectly healthy yesterday morning are now suddenly in need of expensive hypertension treatments after the American Heart Association and the American College of Cardiology decided to lower the definition of “high blood pressure” to 130/80 from the previous trigger of 140/90.  According to Reuters, the change means that nearly 50% of American adults, or roughly 100 million people, now suffer from high blood pressure.

Colonoscopies are next!

 

Someone asked me once how can I come up with stuff everyday – well Monday to Friday anyway. This being the human condition it is very EASY. Daily news is the gift to me that just keeps on giving.

Don’t worry, be happy.

 

This from our fake news file, comes this from 1966. The Kinks were so far ahead of their times:

 

 

SJ……………………………………………………………………Out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Off the Grid!

Hey, only 80 days until the Maldives disappear…according to UN Officials who remain nameless and faceless!

Image result for pics of maldives underwaterLatest Maldive government cabinet meeting. “The one good thing to come out about all of this?” one government official gurgled. These damn meetings are over in one hour. But sometimes the chairman at these meetings can drive one around the bends. And when one farts we are all overcome by bubbles!

Off the grid. There is this HGTV series out now where this woman is building a dream house in the middle of the sticks because she wants to be off the grid. Not this but you get the idea here:

Image result for HGTV: Off the gridFor all you environ-mentals out there this (above pic) isn’t off the grid. But this is:

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Image result for pics of puerto rico power outages Or this in Easter Ontario, Quebec in 1998. I lived through this and was without power for 14 days in sub-zero temperatures. Not nice or fun:

Image result for pics of 1998 ice stormNow, that is going off the grid. So, for all you environ-mentals who want to take us all off the grid, please move to Puerto Rico and see just how much fun this is. Let us know how she goes by sending a report by carrier pigeon.

Got to go now as a old bud of mine just called me from South Africa. More tomorrow.

 

SJ……………………..Out………… and off this grid.

Carbon Anyone?

According to the Liberals their proposed Carbon Tax is now a pollution tax. Pollution is bad so we have to get rid of Carbon – tout suite. Okay, given that carbon comprises 18% of human body mass I say go for it, get rid of it and let’s start by eradicating the PM and his entire cabinet. Surely McKenna, Canada’s Climate Barbie would be all for this.

Carbon…….bad………but necessary for the human body;

Carbon Monoxide………..bad………….it will kill you. And this from one of Holly’s Woody in the morning’s elite, Arnie:

“Speaking of greenhouse gas deniers: “Strap some conservative-thinking people to a tailpipe for an hour and then they will agree it’s a pollutant!”

Yeah, Arnold, Carbon Monoxide is deadly. It will kill you but it is not a greenhouse gas. Carbon Dioxide is. But Carbon Dioxide is essential for all life on earth, including yours. So take that and strap it to your tail pipe!

Carbon Dioxide…………….Great!

Have you ever heard of the “Eco Sexual Warriors!” These people take tree hugging to a whole new level.

Trudeau caucus meeting in Alberta: “Well we have reached the half way point of our mandate. You should all be proud of our accomplishments to date. We have done so much. Just look at what we have done.”……….there was dead silence in the room.

Antidepressants found in Great Lakes Fish. I didn’t know they were depressed to begin with!

California Moonbats congratulate North Korea for their “hydrogen bomb.” “Way to go Kimberly” they were wont to say. “Its about time.” A major San Andrea’s fault event can’t come soon enough, I would say to that.

“Irma” worst eva. Of course it is. And last week it was “Harvey.” And next week it will be something else. “Arnold” perhaps. Check this site out:

Hurricane Irma Is NOT the Most Powerful Atlantic Hurricane Ever Recorded… Part Deux

 

How about the Galveston Hurricane of 1900.

Library of Congress image of Galveston hurricane damageA few facts that the greenies fail to mention: “On September 8, 1900, a horrific hurricane slammed into the city. Wind speeds surpassed 135 miles per hour, making it a category 4 on the Saffir-Simpson Hurricane Wind Scale.  Storm surges rose 15 feet and, within hours, estimates of 6,000 to 12,000 unwary people were killed and over 3,600 buildings were destroyed. The Galveston Hurricane remains the deadliest natural disaster in United States history.” ref: NOAA.

BTW Houston – we had a major flood problem back in 1935.

Canada’s David Suzuki lectures Canadians that the latest hurricanes, wild fires, droughts around the world is further proof of a wake up call to take action now on climate change. He says this from one of his five houses in the Province. No David, it is just the “Nature of Things.” Unfortunately for us here in Canada this guy will never fade away. Like a bad cough or incessant indigestion he is going to be around to spread his fake environmental news on the rest of us for a very long time to come.

Please Lord, we’ll give you Justin Trudeau, or maybe Suzuki, if you could only give us back Pearson. How can you take this guy seriously.

Oh, in case you didn’t know, Trudeau, Canada’s Prime Minister, is the guy in the middle.

 

Have a great weekend. Good luck to all Floridians.

 

SJ…………..out.

Leap! How High?

Passchendaele or Third Battle of Ypres

May – Nov 1917.

Names of dead and missing are etched on the marble at Vimy Ridge, Canada’s memorial to the 61,000 Canadians killed or missing during the First World War

Three Ontario women end up in St John New Brunswick rather than St John’s Newfoundland. Honest mistake they said. But hey I am told that the new sex education in Ontario introduced by the gay premier is very progressive and reflects”the lay of the land” sort of, these three women were heard to say. Depending on how things go for them in St John NB, I couldn’t agree more.

The NDP’s Leap Manifesto or in more modern terms: V..E..N..E..Z..U..E..L..A

UN categorically states that their main aim in life is not the battle against climate change but to dismantle western civilization and capitalism. They want a World Governance model with the UN running the show. Using Venezuela as an example the UN will then tell us where to live, where to eat, what to eat, who to marry, how to fornicate, when to fornicate, what to wear, where to work, how to get around, when to shit, when to piss, when to die, how to die. When to fart, when to belch, what to say, how to say it and what to think…Well “Group Think” of course. People?….WAKE UP!

Although some would suggest that this is Utopia…NDP Leap Manifesto proponents comes to mind.

Feminist lambastes the movie Dunkirk. She objects to its maleness and of males celebrating maleness. Why can’t you just sit back and enjoy the film without always having to see between the lines? I know some feminists and they are very unhappy, angry people. Sad

Why can’t we just ignore these very stupid people and refuse to give them their platform of angst, intolerance and hate?

L.A. gets 2028 Summer Games. Whew, dodged a bullet there Canada. Stay out of it. Then again I’ll be dead by then so anything after 2028? Go for it.

Indian suicide rate increases due to rising temps and poor crop outflows. Climate Change to blame. Only problem is crop production has increased ten fold in India. They are making money and killing themselves to get in on the action. UN counters: “hide that stat. It doesn’t fit the narrative.”

This just in from CNN: Fareed Zakaria, CNN GPS host states categorically that: “Trump Won Because His Voters are Stupid, Racist, Misogynist, Gay-Hating Bigots…..” I think I’ll let his own words speak for himself.

Geesh!

 

 

SJ…..Out