Category: Environment

Summer In The City

The Fifteenth Hottest Third Tuesday In July Since Records Began (Last August)….wow.

I just had my third largest “dump” in all of my history on this planet

I see CO2……..really. That invisible odourless gas Greta?

Yup.

I see dead people too.

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So do I. Every time I see some guy or gal tell me the earth will end in 11 years if we do not address climate change…NOW!

Well, It’s that time of year again — summer — when the weather/climate charlatans try to scare us into believing that because we are having the annual heat wave, global warming is real and the world will surely end by next summer (by which time you’ll have forgotten last summer).

I love this. Paris heat wave is proof positive that global warming climate change is real. Paris is a heat sink, a heat island. As is Toronto, Chicago, Tacoma, Atlanta, LA. they say that temps hit 40 for the first time in years. Well, wait a minute. I did a pilgrimage last summer from Vezelay France to St Jean Pied de Port – 900 kilometers in total over 45 days. On August 3rd 2018, in a small town called Premerly the temps hits 44 degrees. So there.

AOC wants to ban all jetliners with her Green New Deal. Yeah, that should work.

AOC’s favourite tune.

Oh and the temps hit 42 degrees yesterday in Toronto. Wow. On further inspection, 42 was the humidex temp. What it felt like because T.O is located on the northern shore of Lake Ontario, one of the 5 great lakes, a relatively large body of water. Of course humidity, due to water vapour not CO2, will be high. The actual temperature in T.O was 29 Celsius.

Yes, it is hot Virginia. It is summer. It is supposed to be hot. We have heat waves. Hot air incoming, not from Ottawa, but from weather patterns from the gulf of Mexico. If it was cool, you would have everyone complaining about the shitty summer. And in the winter, we have………..oooooo……………wait for it………….The Polar Vortex. My legs are shaking. No Virginia. It is winter. It is supposed to be cold. But now -10 is the new -30 due to the wind chill. Climate Change.

Love this headline:

Democracy Must be Suspended to Fight Climate Change. In Canada we have an elected dictatorship, so we’re already there Virginia. And as there is no debate on this I feel Democracy in this country has already been flushed down the heat sink.

How can anyone believe this shyte:

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I don’t know what or who is scarier. Her or that picture.

Bill Nigh?;

Beware of false prophets.

You just wait. This 16 year old girl from Sweden will win the 2019 Nobel Peace Prize. Laughing stock. This pic is an insult to Dante’s Divine Comedy. It is no laughing matter though. Indoctrination…you bet. No wonder climate suicides are on the rise. Blasphemous.

I do not know about you but I love summer. I love sitting out back with a cool one enjoying the sweltering heat, especially when a cool breeze pops up out of nowhere. Heaven. I remember my parents sitting in their cool basement back in the summer of the 1950s / 60s sucking back a Pilsner, while dragging away on their Buckinghams, or Camels. It was a summer heat wave. Love it.

To all of those guys out there:

Why MARRY?

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
__________

Another great song from the 60s:Monday…and don’t believe this shyte.

Or this. Remember?

 

 

SJ………………………..Out

 

It’s Alive, It’s Alive

I don’t know about you but I am getting sick and tired with all of this climate scare tactics and fear mongering. It seems that every second article in the newspaper today is about climate change of some sorts.

Climate change may be happening but we are not the cause of it. It is a natural phenomenon. Last week, while I was in Toronto, which is situated on the north shore of Lake Ontario, everyone was talking about the water levels of the Great Lakes. The levels are very high such that the Toronto Islands are flooding. Climate change in action. Yet a couple of years ago the levels were very low.

Heck, I can remember during my youth when water levels were up and down on Georgian Bay, which is part of Lake Huron. It happens and is highly dependent on the winter’s snow pack, spring melting and spring rains. It is not caused by climate change. However, our government, in their quest to scare the shit out of us, especially our gullible youth, and to convince us that climate change is real and therefore a threat to our very existence such that they can tax us to death. A new and very lucrative money stream. And our politicians of every stripe and colour are in on the scam.

Consider this: in 1989 the UN told the world that the Maldives would be underwater by 01 January 2019. Thirty years later?

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The UN also stated in 1989 that the world had 30 years to address climate change or there would not be a world today. Hasn’t happened.

But now they tell us that if we do not act NOW, that the world will end in 2030. I think Al Gore and other non scientific mindless minds have stated such for 2011, 2013, 2019 and now 2030. And people believe this shyte. I mean how can anybody believe in whatever Alexandra Occasionally Cortez but Generally Whacko says. This from a US congress  woman who believes that the world is flat – and she has a huge cohort that agrees with her. Last time I checked:

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Oh, I know, photo shopped, fake…..Geesh.

Coming from a lab near you.

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Beyond meat > is beyond belief. Meat grown in a lab. Are you kidding me?

Super processed food yet the young people are devouring this stuff. Those same young people who shun processed foods. Sorry to tell you all but this is super-processed “food”. Same with plant based burgers.

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Mmm. Yummy Igor. Try this new cheeseburger. It is to die for.

Oxymoron of the week? Plant based sausages. Outlets should be sued for false advertising.

Geesh. I’ll take KD any day. I mean if you are going to eat plastic this is the way to go.

See the source imageI hear that in Canada, plastic straws are going to be replaced by this stuff.

Eat drink and be scary.

Canadian electioneering has begun for our elections in October – at the Federal level. Polls predicting Trudeau will probably win but with a coalition of the left – Greens and NDP (Dippers):

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                             Goosed

Scary thought. We are screwed. See, even she agrees with me:

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Thar she blows: Climate change in action

See the source imageMauna Loa erection…er eruption. World’s largest Volcano – about to erupt!

Just wait for the UN to somehow make this a climate change action statement: “Give us your money and we will ensure volcanos never happen again.” Unfortunately many people will believe this shyte. Even Greta: “I see CO2” Thumbs Up will get in on the act. Perhaps the Pope as well.

This just in:

Geoff Molson, Marc Bergevin standing next to a person in a suit and tie: Canadiens owner/president Geoff Molson (left) and general manager Marc Bergevin take a break during second day of NHL Draft in Vancouver on June 22, 2019.

The Carolina Hurricanes believe that the Canadiens and GM Marc Bergevin got sold a bill of goods by Gerry Johannson, the agent for centre Sebastian Aho.

Guys, I really think that the name “Aho,” pronounced Ay-Ho, short in the hockey lexicon for Ass-Hole may have been a red flag here, don’t ya think

Get outside and don’t believe the shyte or the hype. Then you will see that every day is the best day ever.

Never fear. If it gets really bad this guy will come and rescue us from the United Nations. My hero

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According to the United Nations, we no longer live in the Cenozonic Era and the Holocene Epoch but live in the Armageddon Era and Eeee Gads Epoch.

Thanks for you thoughts on my brother Kevin.

SJ…………………………Out.

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad World Out There

Sorry, late today – host server was down.

The world is going crazy, especially here in Canada. I thought I would just throw a few out there:

Canada declares a Climate Emergency then approves, the very next day, for the expansion of a major oil pipeline????!!!!????

In response a call to arms announced to every single young protester and anarchist out there to descend on Canada’s Burnaby Mountain immediately.

Consider this from that ANTIFA, BLM crowd of nice people:

  • White pumpkin lattes considered white privilege;
  • On a related note a Belgium farmer grows the world’s largest gourd – er a pumpkin, and it’s white. Man, that’s a whole lot of lattes;
  • Hurricane (insert name here) is a result of climate change. Anyone remember Galveston hurricane of 1900? The US’ deadliest and costliest hurricane on record. Yes Virginia, far worse than Katrina;
  • According to Gore and Obama, sea level has risen 1 foot off the southeast coast of the US. Funny that, but it hasn’t risen here! Yeah, but this is the NW coast. Oh I forgot;
  • This just in from the “World is Flat – Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Whacko” crowd:

Science is dead at a Capetown University. Science does not support black magic and witch’s brew, witch is a fact of life’s reality here in South Africa in that one witch can throw a lightening strike at another witch.  Witch one you may ask? Don’t know but since science cannot support this reality or explain this phenomenon, science must be wrong or irrelevant.

“Many people laughed at this remark because, well, witchcraft is not something that happens. But according to the students, witchcraft is like Isaac Newton’s theory of gravity—it’s just one way of explaining the world, among many. Decolonising the science would mean doing away with it entirely and starting all over again to deal with how we respond to the environment and how we understand it,” the student continued (ref: Hit and Miss Blog).

Give your heads a shake! Students were told to have another white pumpkin latte, go back to their caves and hide and pray because a solar eclipse is incoming;

  • Science is all about white privilege;
  • Archimedes works for Big Oil;
  • A girl scout is suing the Girl Guides for $30M. Girl Guide cookie factories ramping up to 24/7 operations in response;
  • Canadian Gov’t increasing annual deficit to $40B this year. Our gov’t doesn’t seem to worry about debt so why should I;
  • While the world is going to hell in a hand basket, Canadian politicians and Human Rights officials want to ban the use of indigenous names – like the Cleveland Indians, Chicago Black Hawks etc. Some politicians even find the Edmonton Eskimo’s football team’s name offensive. To Who?? They don’t tell us that! But mark my words, Eskimo Pies will be next! Ban refrigerants! Argon! Heck, lets do away with the entire Periodic Table as it was built by Big Oil;
  • CFCs were banned in the 80s. Now HFCs in the 2016s. KFC is next! After that “Water Vapour” as it is a major factor in the world’s climate, perhaps argon as well;
  • Moon craters forming faster than we thought. Caused by Solar Warming. In response, Prime Minister Trudeau directed the Federal Government to come up with a plan to deal with “space weather” to mitigate the increase in moon crater formation. UN calls for first MOP conference to deal with this important development – Moonbats of Parties – to be held in Las Vegas later this year.

I wish I could, but I can’t make this stuff up.

Argons, er Argooos playing this week. I know, they suck, but I am an ardent fan.

We’re having a major storm here late this afternoon. The press has scared the beejeezus out of everyone. We’re all going to die. Yes we are!  See, see this is ground zero of climate change.

No Virginia, It’s the late June storm season.

To think this came out in 1965.

Hey, Punch Buggy – no return.

Relevant today, don’t ya think.. Yeah, but we’re not on the eve of destruction – and it is a wonderful world – if you just let it be.

Have a great day.

SJ………………………………….Out…..Dot, Dot, Dot.

Turn Me Loose

Congrats to Toronto Raptors for the winning of their first NBA title.

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And now for the Leafs? Ahhh, maybe not.

In  a few more days the Liberal government will gives its verdict on the Trans Mountain Pipeline expansion. My verdict?

 

See the source imageTurn me loose. Turn me loose. Read my

 

lips. No more pipelines. My brain is engaged. I have a dream.

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No more pipelines. Yes, I have a dream. No matter where you are from, or the colour of your skin, there will be Barista joints and joints on every street corner of every city and town in this great country of ours. Yes, I have a dream.

And its a nightmare.

Meanwhile Climate Barbie, Trudeau’s erstwhile minister of CO2 has rejected every single recommendation that the conservative members of the senate have proposed to improve the draconian measures that would effectively ban all tankers off the West Coast of Canada and ensure not another resource project or major infrastructure initiative ever gets built in this country.

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I see CO2

I only wish is that she and the entire Liberal Cabinet would breathe CO.

Our wonderful health care system in Canada: man dies of massive bedsore in Ontario hospital. Found 37 other incidents in the same facility.

We have the very best health system in the world………………..NOT.

Major League Baseball analyst sights global warming as the cause of a spike in home runs this season. Yes, there is a lot of hot air these days around the ball parks. No one mentioned crappy pitching.

Then this just in from that icon of journalistic integrity Joy Behar of the View: “Global Warming could stop Joe Biden from curling…er curing cancer if he becomes President.”

Doesn’t anyone else see the humour in all of this. Yet people actually believe this shyte.

That’s all for now. Very slow news day.

Again, congrats to Raptors.

Have a great weekend.

 

SJ…………………………..Out

 

Every Breath You Take

Computer problems this morning. No reason. Just would not boot up. Don’t ya just love technology? Got it going.

Interesting reading the Letters to the Editor. Better than the comics. One guy wants to stop all the use of fossil fuels tomorrow. To save the planet. He is a real fossil fool.

Another one thinks this Greta Whatever, that 14 year old Swede who claims she can see CO2, to get all students around the world to go on strike immediately until such time as all governments address climate change…like yesterday. Students are ecstatic. Snow days every day. Even in the spring. Teachers are also ecstatic over this but still want more money for not working. Given the wholesale destruction of our economy where do they think the money will come from?

I see CO2. All school children around the world have gone on strike.

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Well yeah, so what? I can see dead people. So there. All funeral directors around the world have responded and have gone on strike.

 

Oh yeah, yeah. Well, I’ll be damned. I can’t see anything.

Interestingly when I asked this young person if CO2 is a poison she responded, well yes, and we must do everything in our power to eradicate this poison.

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A world without CO2.

I see weird people, everywhere. Out teachers are doing a fine job of indoctrinating our youth. Child abuse? You bet.

Interesting how the media and special interest groups manipulate people. It is no longer right to say vegetarian. No the new word is “Plant Based Foods” or “Plant Based Meats.”  That’ll do it. But you can’t fool me.

Global warming morphed into climate change, which has now morphed into………………drum role please…….da daaaaa:

Climate Emergency

Did you know that when Mount St Helens blew in 1980 that the world’s temperature dropped about 0.3 degrees Celsius. And that the ambient air temperature fell significantly during the solar eclipse of September 2017? Did ya? Well did ya?

Given that these volcanic erections adversely impact all life on earth and that Trudeau’s 4 cents a litre carbon tax will stop tornaters, floods and wild fires from occurring, then stopping all volcanic erections across the planet, as well as all solar eclipses, should be a walk in the dark for our politicians – don’t ya think.……….Canadians:

Wake up

We are being duped. Time to rid ourselves of this madness.

70th Anniversary of George Orwell’s 1984 novel. If you do not think we are headed in that direction, think again. It is happening now. A world wide Metropolis:

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We’re all just sheep being herded to the slaughter.

The UN’s ultimate goal?

One World Government

And Trudeau would love to see that.

Wait for a tax on the air that we breathe as we all exhale CO2

That is all she wrote.

They’ll be watching you.

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ…………………….Out