Stupid Is As Stupid Does

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“Life is like a box of chocolates you know….cause ya never know what your gonna get….” except of course the ones with the nuts…

Consider just how nutty Canada’s policy is on building pipelines:

“We already knew how bad C-69 was when it was introduced as a bill. And of course, it goes without saying, all the bizarre conditions and regulations would only apply to Canadian industry. There would be no gender analysis or Aboriginal analysis or queer analysis or feminist analysis of oil brought in from the U.S. by rail, or brought in from Saudi Arabia by tanker.”

Cause they’re all eunuchs in Saudi Arabia.

Never mind that, what on earth does a queer, or a feminist analysis have to do with the building of a pipeline. Oh you mean that somebody is going to get fooked? Oh, it’s a metaphor. I see and I get it now.. Indigenous analysis. What on earth is that? Oh I get it. That is when a pipeline goes through Indian Land and the natives only get 10 gazillion dollars in royalties. They’re fooked as well. Or perhaps they are smoking something from their pipes. Incredible.

Stupid does what stupid wants: India mission bureaucratic and diplomatic staff were subjected to Canadian government counseling sessions titled “Minding Difficult Conversations”, “Building Civility in the Workplace” and a 3-hour session named “Values and Ethics in the Workplace.” This was done after Trudeau’s disastrous India visit. At the end of it all they were also subjected to 1.5 hour long exercise called the marshmallow and spaghetti challenge. Participants were “divided into teams that compete with each other using certain supplies… (including spaghetti and a marshmallow) to see who can build the tallest structure”. The winner got a box of chocolates, smores and a posting to Parliament Hill.

More chocolate nuts: Trudeau Liberals hiring a climate Barbie whisperer to help Catherine McKenna. Who you may ask?…..why Ken of course. How much? $2M. I kid you not.

 

And the sad thing in all of this? Polls are indicating that Trudeau is going to win the next election. Stupidity rules.


Nuttier still from the LGBTQ community: an abortion should just be a discussion between a man and her doctor. No one else. Or, better still: I am a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body.


A new paperback is out titled: “Understanding Women”

Should be a best seller. If only you could lift it.


What goes around comes around…or mechanical Karma: Elon Musk’s Neuralink Says It’s Ready for Brain Surgery … The startup just unveiled its plan to implant paralyzed patients with electrodes that’ll let them work computers with their minds. Hands free. Just like his driverless cars. And the patients? Oh those poor sods who believed that Musk’s driverless cars were fool-proof. Well, they weren’t and these fools are proof of that.

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Update:

It’s sad and frustrating when half of the super chargers AT THE TESLA FACTORY aren’t working and the employee inside says the only thing we can do is call and report them. I’ve been waiting to talk to an actual person for <15 mins now.

Tesla’s self driving brain surgery community is all in a tizzy right now.

Yeah, especially when that asshole Tesla operator tells us to press one!!!


A premonition perhaps. In training:

                                                              The rowing machine on the Titanic


This has to make you cry: New York Post reports that at the beginning of the moon landing astronaut John Glenn wrote down those famous words as in…one small step for man…..Life is like a box of chocolates you know cause I is as stupid is as stupid does.


Love this:

 

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Have a great day and have a chocolate.

SJ…………………………….Out

Peanuts

Hey. We Canadians are so smug. We are so much better than those dastardly Americans, or any other country in the world. Consider this:

The US invented Rock n Roll, the automobile, the airplane, the washing machine, the radio, the assembly line, refrigerator, garbage disposal, electric razor, instant camera, jukebox and television.

What did we invent?

Yes, peanut butter. That wonderful gooey concoction every Canadian youth grew up with.

And what did we do with this marvelous invention of ours? Well we banned it from every schoolyard, cafeteria in the country. If we really wanted to invent something we should have come up with an anti-dope to peanut allergies.

Oh yeah, we also invented the zipper. Now that was a great invention, especially to all of us males out there who no longer pissed ourselves when trying to undo those buttons when nature really called, as in RIGHT NOW!

Oh yes, we also invented canola:

See the source imageBeautiful isn’t it. As in Cheeze whiz:

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See the source imageKD for short, Canola is also just one molecule shy of being plastic. Canada’s upcoming single use plastic ban has me and many others like me stocking up like survivalists. My basement is going to be full of this stuff. Of course I will stock my garage with Canola Oil to service my car’s lubrication needs or to use it like axel grease when required.

Why are all of these things that are sooo very bad for us…yellow? Why? One of nature’s mysteries I digress.


Glowing in the dark: Oklahoma man allegedly driving stolen vehicle filled with uranium, a rattlesnake, and Kentucky Deluxe Whiskey. What a concoction. Apparently last we heard he was headed for Canada to get some of that radioactive Canola for dessert.


Talk about dumb and dumber: Ocasio-Cortez, that whacko US congresswoman announces a new bill in congress to make the US electoral college tuition-free.

I cannot make this stuff up…really.


Hundreds of blindfolded goats airdropped into Swiss mountain range. Their last words were heard to be Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.


Hey what’s going on anyway:

Have a great weekend………………..read ya Monday.

SJ…………….Out

Smoke and Mirrors

I thought it appropriate to repeat this post given that the Liberal campaign to be re-elected this fall has begun.


I love this:

From a government of Canada web site (bold is mine):

“We know that our country is stronger – and our government more effective – when decision-makers reflect Canada’s diversity (instead of 30 B in debt we are now 40B in debt annually). The Government of Canada has implemented an appointment process that is transparent (we can see right through it) and merit-based, (lowest uncommon denominator) strives for gender parity (all of them) and seeks to ensure that Indigenous peoples and minority groups are properly represented in positions of leadership (only Francos monsieur). We continue to search for Canadians who reflect the values that we all embrace: inclusion, honesty, fiscal prudence (Lol) and generosity of spirit (have another toke). Together, we will build a government as diverse as Canada (and get nothing done).

We are equally committed to providing a healthy workplace that supports everyone’s dignity, self-esteem (can’t be fired) and the ability to work to each team member’s full potential. With this in mind, all appointees will be expected to take steps to promote and maintain a healthy, respectful and harassment-free work environment. (Take steps…baby steps?)

The Government of Canada is currently seeking applications from diverse and talented Canadians from across the country who are interested in the following appointment opportunities. This is code for: (Whitey and Anglos need not apply):

If you think there is no discrimination or racism in Canada, think again while you are rolling that joint.

And then there is this:

Toronto, Ottawa and other border towns in Quebec and Ontario are demanding compensation from the feds to account for the expenses garnered due to all of the illegal immigrants and border crossings. Trudeau’s response is classic liberalism:

“The kind of fear-mongering, the kind of intolerance, the kind of misinformation going on across the country and around the world is something all of us have a responsibility to engage with a positive and a thoughtful way,” Trudeau said the other day in New Brunswick.”

“Hey Gerald, where is my yellow vest anywho?” and by the by:

“Anyone who raises concerns about a border crisis that sees economic migrants cross illegally and claim refugee status is dismissed as racist or divisive by the Liberals. Not exactly positive or thoughtful.”

Yeah profound Justinian. No debate! Just a comeback to anyone who disagrees or questions liberal policies is a RACIST, a BIGOT. One of those NASTY, NASTY, NAZI conservatives. You bet. I am sooo proud with that label.

All of those Canadians who agree with Turd-ope can apply for those jobs as indicated above.

Divershity is our Strength

And it smells good too.


On a lighter note. Gotta love this. This guy should work for the government!

In reaction to the Liberal’s hiring policy comes this hiring tool. That’s gotta hurt:

Antique Tool Still In Use .  Do you know what it is? 

Tobacco Smoke Enema Kit  (1750s – 1810s).        

The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum for various medical purposes, but primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. 

A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke into the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration.  Doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “blowing smoke up your ass.” 

This odd tool is still heavily used by the Canadian Liberal government. They are considering its use to weed out anglo and white Canadians who dare question or apply for one of those Government jobs!

1972 was a great year for rock!

Liberals plan to use this song to promote their Tobacco Enema Tool:

https://youtu.be/ikGyZh0VbPQ

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ……………………..Out

 

     

 

Turn Me Loose

Congrats to Toronto Raptors for the winning of their first NBA title.

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And now for the Leafs? Ahhh, maybe not.


In  a few more days the Liberal government will gives its verdict on the Trans Mountain Pipeline expansion. My verdict?

 

See the source imageTurn me loose. Turn me loose. Read my

 

lips. No more pipelines. My brain is engaged. I have a dream.

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No more pipelines. Yes, I have a dream. No matter where you are from, or the colour of your skin, there will be Barista joints and joints on every street corner of every city and town in this great country of ours. Yes, I have a dream.

And its a nightmare.

Meanwhile Climate Barbie, Trudeau’s erstwhile minister of CO2 has rejected every single recommendation that the conservative members of the senate have proposed to improve the draconian measures that would effectively ban all tankers off the West Coast of Canada and ensure not another resource project or major infrastructure initiative ever gets built in this country.

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I see CO2

I only wish is that she and the entire Liberal Cabinet would breathe CO.


Our wonderful health care system in Canada: man dies of massive bedsore in Ontario hospital. Found 37 other incidents in the same facility.

We have the very best health system in the world………………..NOT.


Major League Baseball analyst sights global warming as the cause of a spike in home runs this season. Yes, there is a lot of hot air these days around the ball parks. No one mentioned crappy pitching.

Then this just in from that icon of journalistic integrity Joy Behar of the View: “Global Warming could stop Joe Biden from curling…er curing cancer if he becomes President.”

Doesn’t anyone else see the humour in all of this. Yet people actually believe this shyte.

That’s all for now. Very slow news day.

Again, congrats to Raptors.

Have a great weekend.

 

SJ…………………………..Out

 

Comfortably Numb

With all of the political shyte going on here in Canada I have indeed become comfortably numb. Consider this:

This week in Vancouver, Prime Minister Trudeau said the federal carbon tax, a key pillar in his government’s climate policy, will help protect Canadians from extreme weather. “Extreme weather events are extraordinarily expensive for Canadians, our communities and our economy,” he said, citing the recent tornadoes in Ottawa and wildfires in Western Canada. “That’s why we need to act.”

Trudeau must think we are all idiots. Forest fires that have started naturally by lightening strikes, or by human error are ignored. No, its climate change. Tornados? Climate change. And why you may ask? Taxes, more taxes to pay for his identity political agenda. That is his bottom line. If you think for a second that the carbon tax will prevent natural disasters then I have a meteorologist…or two…for you.

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See, see. All of those extreme weather events that they are reporting on in the background….cheers.

And this just in from a Philadelphia radio talk show. Subject: recent tornados in that state. One caller, a good ole boy calls in:

“I know what’s a happenin dere he says. I know what’s causin all of dem dere tornaters. It’s doze damn nuisance roundabouts, doze turnin circles. Ya see, what with all of doze cars and trucks and all going round and round…well…da air gets stirred up like a newfy fart – my Canadian cousins from da rock ya know – and we get dem Tornaters. Get rid of dem going round abouts and doze tornaters will go away!”


And then comes this:

This is Canada’s Prime Minister…a real plastic man.

See the source imageGot ya, you, you climate change deniers. I will carbon tax you all to death.


June 6 D-Day commemoration speeches.

US:

President Donald Trump and French President Emmanuel Macron, left, greet a U.S. veteran during a ceremony to mark the 75th anniversary of D-Day in Normandy.

Speaking on the 75th anniversary of the D-Day landings in France during World War II, Trump honored the dead and paid tribute to survivors, a solemn duty of American presidents.

The address near Omaha Beach won praise from supporters and critics alike. “We are gathered here on freedom’s altar,” Trump said within view of both Omaha Beach and the cemetery where 9,388 American military dead are buried. “From across the Earth, Americans are drawn to this place as though it was part of our very soul.”

Canada’s prime Minister:

“French Canadians, Anglo Canadians, Indigenous Canadians, New Canadians.” Identity politics at Juno Beach. Why can he not just say Canadians fought at Juno Beach.

Canada’s Governor General, Julia Payette, one of Trudeau’s chosen few elite:

“Collectively speaking, we are all to blame for World War II. It was a collective failure and tragic breakdown of communication.”

Yeah, Hitler was sooo misunderstood. If only we could have been more understanding. Such a cuddly German sauerkraut:

Don’t ya just want to give this guy a hug:

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Finally, given that Trudeau now states categorically that Canada committed GENOCIDE against the indigenous population of this country, we are now part of an infamous rogue’s gallery: Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Turkey, Rwanda

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and now….Canada can be added to that list.

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October cannot come soon enough. Has to be the worst PM this country has ever had.

Given all of this shyte all I can say is that like Homer I am comfortably numb.

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ……….……………………………..Out