The Turd.

Some Turd-ope-isms:

Remember these comments at the next erection, oops sorry, Freudian slip,…..election:

  • “There’s a level of admiration I actually have for China. Their basic dictatorship is actually allowing them to turn their economy around on a dime.”

Justinian then asked of his late father: “Poppa, what’s an economy?”

  • At a town hall in response to a question from the audience: “maternal love is the love that’s going to change the future of mankind”.

To which Trudeau said: “We like to say ‘peoplekind’, not necessarily ‘mankind’, because it’s more inclusive.”

So man becomes people. What of woman? That becomes wo-people, or yo people. “Hey, Yo True-dope. What have you been smokin.? Hey Yo;”

See the source image“Hey Yo…True-dope. Walt here. Now that weed is legal up there, is meth next? Hey yo?…yo?…you there… yo… True-dope? Wake up man.”

“Jesse, yo’d up the RV. WE’RE GOING TO CANADA”

  • Turd-ope again opens his flap-trap: “Anytime I meet people who got to make the deliberate choice, whose parents chose Canada, I’m jealous,” he said in an interview that aired Friday morning on CTV. “Because I think being able to choose it, rather than being Canadian by default, is an amazing statement of attachment to Canada.”

In other words Canadians who have been here for generations are not real Canadians. They take their country for granted.

My father, who fought for this country during WW 2, is squirming in his grave. And me, someone who has served this country for 37 years, is thoroughly pissed off with this Prime ribbing.

  • On the Boston Bomber during the Boston Marathon: “:Now we don’t know now whether it was, you know, terrorism or a single crazy or, you know, a domestic issue or a foreign issue, I mean, all of those questions. But there is no question that this happened because there is someone who feels completely excluded, completely at war with innocents, at war with a society.”

And what about these people?

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Dumb de dumb dumb….DUMB!

  • Prime Minister Justin Trudeau claimed that he believes returning Jihadists — like those ISIS members headed back to Canada after losing the fight abroad — can be rehabilitated into “powerful” voices against radicalism within Canada.

Really?  According to the Turd this guy is misunderstood and just needs a really big hug.

See the source imageWelcome to Parks Canada. Canada’s new Parks Canada employee and the new uniform. Cute! Awesome!

  • “A Canadian is a Canadian is a Canadian.” The Turd refuses to refute Canadians citizenship for ISIS Terrorists who originate from Canada or who currently possess Canadian citizenship;

Omar Kadr, a convicted terrorist is paid $10.5M by the Canadian government and “on behalf of all Canadians” is given an apology.

Sorry Turd. I don’t know what half you’re talking about but you don’t speak for me.

  • The Turd’s economic policy for Canada? “The Budget will balance itself!”

“Again, Poppa? What’s an economy?” the Turd was heard muttering to himself.

  • On our Veterans? The unspeakable has been spoken. The truth has finally been revealed and is being reviled. At a town hall in Edmonton on February 2, 18, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said, “Why are we still fighting against certain veterans’ groups in court? Because they are asking for more than we are able to give right now.”

Meanwhile, the Turd pledges $50 Million dollars via a “tweet” to comedian Trevor Noah, during his South African charity drive for education.

  • With respect to Canada’s Indigenous people, the Turds’ true colours came out with this statement to Rolling Stone magazine:

Indigenous advocates are denouncing Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s recent comments about Senator Patrick Brazeau in Rolling Stone magazine, saying his remarks could damage the Liberal government’s relationship with aboriginal people.

“I wanted someone who would be a good foil, and we stumbled upon the scrappy tough-guy senator (Patrick Brazeau) from an Indigenous community. He fit the bill, and it was a very nice counterpunch…er point,” Mr. Trudeau says in the article. “I saw it as the right kind of narrative, the right story to tell.” re Trudeau’s boxing match with Brazeau, of which he won.

Knock em down I says – well, not really, but he is our PM after all.

There are many, many more. Too many to list here. But these next two pics say it all as far as I am concerned. I am so proud to have the Turd as my Prime Minister:

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Trudeau posing with his Liberal Caucus!

Or this!

See the source image“Dear Chiva. Thank you, thank you, for letting me be me. Today I am an Indian. Tomorrow I can play Prime Minister…hmmm, maybe not…too boring. Oh how I love being me.”

Then there is the Chinese fiasco and now the SNC Lavalin scandal.

When will this ever end? In October I hope.

Unfortunately with Sheer we will get sheer nonsense. May? Maybe not! And Singh? Well, seek and you shall find.

Woe is me! Nobody to vote for. I guess I will stick to my riding and vote for whoever, or is that whomever, best represents me.

Thank gawd we didn’t have leadership like this during the First and Second World Wars.


Walter White’s favourite song and favourite scene’s from “Breaking Bad.”

Badfinger’s “Baby Blue.” Another highlight from 1972 – just a great year for music and other things:

“Mr True-dope strong and free. The slippery slope of legalized marijuana. It leads to other things…Baby Blue perhaps….and it’ll kill ya…er yo!” …Walter White.

CANADIANS? WAKE UP TO THIS MADNESS!

 

Have a great Navy day and great Navy weekend. Read ya Monday.

 

SJ…………………………………Out

 

A Good Defence Is A Good Offence

“When everything is offensive, nothing is offensive.”

Blazing Saddles offended everything and everybody. It was hilarious but it  could not be made today under current SJW and snowflake sensibilities where everything is offensive. Here is a link. Good reading:

https://pjmedia.com/trending/blazing-saddles-at-45-the-movie-that-couldnt-get-made-today/

Copy and paste the link into your browser. It’s a great article.

Here is an excerpt from that trail blazing movie:

Madeline Kahn was a fantastic actress. She died way too young.


From the “You Won’t Believe It’s True” file” comes this:

“Just when frustrated residents of New Jersey, one of the most heavily taxed states in the US, thought Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy had already brought the state into the ninth circle of taxation hell with new taxes to save the state’s ailing pension system, middle class voters in one of the least affordable states in the country have now been given one more thing to complain about: A tax on the rain.?” 

The air that we breathe is next. Why? Because every living thing on the planet expunges CO2. Yup even Santa Claus Virginia!

I bet you didn’t know that a human body is comprised of 18.3% Carbon. Therefore, given our Liberal politician’s absolute pathological hatred of all things Carbon – “it’s a poison man, a poison” and given that for every breath they take they exhale C02 then why don’t all Liberal and Progressive politicians do us all a favour by taking themselves and all of their cronies, consultants and advisors out of the gene pool. For heaven’s sake…er…for the planet’s sake.  Lead by example for a climate change…why don’t you. “Take my Prime Minister…..Please.”


For those of you who do not know, Jody Raybould Wilson is / was Canada’s Justice Minister or Attorney General of Canada for want of a better term – a woman and an Indigenous person to boot. And that is exactly what our spineless Prime Minister Turd-ope did. He gave her the boot by relieving her of the Justice portfolio with a demotion of her cabinet stature to that gawd awful, gawd forsaken job of Veteran’s Affairs and Deputy Defence minister! Naturally she resigned from Veteran’s Affairs and has since resigned from Turd-ope’s LIberal Cabinet (she has my respect).

Everybody (except Turd-ope and Turd-ope’s Butt) knows that Wilson was demoted because she would not fall victim to Turd-ope’s and the Prime Minister’s Office’s pressure to intervene in the SNC Lavalin fraud and corruption case by giving SNC a free ride and exoneration from all current and future charges. After all SNC Lavalin, like Bombardier, is a major engineering and high tech firm based in Quebec. And like Bombardier, SNC was deemed by Turd-ope and the PMO as “Too French to Fail.”

The alleged intervention in this case by the Prime Minister and the PMO is, if deemed true, a blatant conflict of interest of the highest order. It is an action that undermines our democracy and rule of law, as it equates to interference in a legal case by government officials. This is far more serious than ADSCAM. But given the liberal propensity of our media this will probably be construed as a non event so “move on people. No story here.” It will not be covered by the press. And Turd-ope, just like the alleged groping incident, will be given a free ride on this “Shame on you the Me Too” crowd for allowing that incident to disappear from the public’s eye.

Family Compact? Remember that from your Canadian History. The compact that hastened the revolts of 1837 in Upper and Lower Canada and resulted in the 1839 Durham Report which in turn led to the Act of Union of Lower and Upper Canada of 1840, which ultimately resulted in Confederation of 1868 and the British North American Act (I researched this so you don’t have to). Well if you think that the Family Compact went away think again. Canada’s political hierarchy has been anchored in Quebec and Ontario since 1867. That political hierarchy has been running this country ever since Confederation. If you think that the Family Compact in Canada is dead then consider this:

House of Commons or Canadian Representatives….Predominantly Liberal;

Cabinet or Executive Branch of Government…………..Liberal;

Judiciary…………………………………………………………………….Liberal

Academia……………………………………………………………………Hard left Liberal;

Cultural………………………………………………………………………Hard Left Liberal; and

Media………………………………………………………………………….Liberal.

With respect to criticism of government policies there is no debate but rather a typical government response of: Racism, Bigotry, Homophobia, or some other form of Phobia.

CANADIANS!………………………..WAKE UP!

 

Now I am not a fan of Proportional Representation as the NDP or Greens would define it but I am in favour of some form of government electoral system that is not tied to the “First Past the Post Paradigm.” After all, if a party forms a majority government in Canada, what we really have in this country is an elected dictatorship for 4 years…..not good.

 


I think I need a song that is uplifting:

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ……………………………………………Out…………………………………………Dot

 

Takin Care of Business…Every Day!

Just in from Bloomberg:

The US is warning countries to stay clear of Huawei.

Of course Canada being so smug and so righteous about that evil doom slayer Trump that they welcome Huawei into their companies and homes. “Oh we know better so bring in your poor, your downtrodden, your dispossessed, your filthy rich bastards and we will welcome Huawei with open arms because that dastardly Trump is bad, bad, baaaad, I tells ya. He is evil… eeevil the weevil!

Don’t know about you but would you trust any high tech company whose name you cannot pronounce? Or a Chinese company that promotes “Gutter Oil,” China’s big oil conglomerate?:

See the source image                                                   Asian fusion “Gutter Oil.” Sweet and sour. Your choice. Straight out of the Chinese gutter. Also known as sewer shyte in North America. Tasty!

As the name suggests their high tech cooking oil:

See the source imageTaking gutter oil well, out of the gutter. From the gutter straight on to your plate:

Mmmm, yummy.See the source image                  I’ll never eat Chinese again.

Yeah this is more like it. From England…Fatburgers:

See the source imageWould you like fries with that. Looks and feels like my arteries


From the world has gone mad file comes this:

Actress Kate Hudson is raising her daughter as genderless. She has decided to name “it” Eunice. She is hoping that her next “it” will be a genderless “it with a dik” whose name will be Eunick, the “it dik” brother to his “it dickless” sister (I can’t make this up).

Woman’s humiliating job interview goes viral. Say what? She is pissed off that she got the job. “I was humiliated I tells ya. I dearly wanted to become a victim and that ass hole of an employer had the gonads to actually hire me. I feel, I feel…oh I don’t know…I feel…well..employed, violated. I guess that would be the right word here. It is a terrible feeling.”

“MoiAussie,” the French “MeToo” organization nodded their heads in agreement.

Duchess Meghan saved from a major fashion mishap. Headline? Why? Was she caught outside wearing clothes?

I can’t believe this is news!


US cities as cold as the Arctic. An Australian inferno. The UK covered in snow. Oh the horror of it all.

It’s only one month into 2019 and meteorologists are already talking in superlatives as extreme weather patterns have brought cities and towns across the globe to a standstill.

My superlative? Great!

Again, lets scare the beejeezus out of everybody. It is called winter in the Northern Hemisphere and summer in the Southern Hemisphere.

So fear not. It is only weather.

Insurance companies are purposely spreading doom and gloom and scary pictures of weather Armageddon. Why? So they can charge exorbitant rates for house insurance. It is a global scam…er… business now. And if the big (insert catastrophic event here) occurs they, the insurance companies, can immediately declare bankruptcy so that the average Joe and Josephine are hooped yet again. “Just takin care of business is all” a  genderless spokes- prick was heard to comment.

“Where is my yellow vest honey? And my shotgun!”


This guys kills me:

See the source image  Singh can’t sing.

I do not know about you but do you see the similarity here? A twin maybe?

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And speaking of employment, another great song from a great Canadian band.

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ……………………………….Out

Black Day in July

Let’s see how the beautiful game is doing today:

I told ya that there is more going on in the stands than on the pitch:

‘Get knocked up by FIFA players, win $$$ and Whoppers’: Burger King shamed for offensive ad”

‘Get knocked up by FIFA players, win $$$ and Whoppers’: Burger King shamed for offensive ad

“Bobble heads,” one woman shrieked, then laughed when she saw what she was dealing with. They sure ain’t whoppers.

“Hey, put that Gulag on hold” Russia beats Egypt 3-1. Wow. Russia has scored 8 goals in two games: 5 against the Saudis and now 3 against Egypt. That is impressive for football. But what is even more shocking and perhaps less impressive is that this is the most goals scored in a World Cup by one team since 1974? Are you kidding me?

“And Sergio kicks the ball over to Dmitri”

June 19th: 10 goals scored by 6 teams!

June 20th: 3 goals scored by 6 teams. I mean Portugal has Renaldo but they only beat Morocco 1 to zip. C’mon guys.

Now let’s get back to that whopper! What do ya say?


From the “History” repeats itself file comes this:

Erdoğan Warns of “War between the Cross and the Crescent” following Austria’s Plan to Deport Imans

Hey, remember 1529? Does 1683 come to mind Erdogan? The Sultan arrived at Vienna on 27 September 1529. The Siege of Vienna begins. The sultan lost that battle and left with his head between his legs. Literally and figuratively.

But, hey let’s try again, again as in 1683: The Ottoman (Turkey) Empire’s Pasha and his/her or zey, zit or zat siege of Vienna.

The Pasha struck again with his transgendered army wearing their silk white dresses. The Pasha got pashed around, lost bigly to the cross and had his crescent Adam’s apple wrenched and removed permanently by strangulation. Dastardly.

So Erdogan thinks he should try again. Turkey!

See, this blog isn’t always a waste of reader’s time.


From Maggie’s Farm: Where “No Ending a Sentence With a Preposition’ rule comes from. Some guy named John Dryden, a literary tour de force back in the day. So what are we talking about here: “You talking to me. Are you talking to me?”  No, no, no Robert. Profound use of the English or American language talk perhaps but totally wrong according to Dryden. You should have said: “With whom are you talking? Huh, hey, you, to whom are you talkin.”

See the source image “Yeah” F*&K Trump!” Profound!

I know, I know, it lacks punch, profundity as only a Hollywood actor like De Nero can dish out at Award Shows. He should have said: “With whom are you talking? Me? Me? To whom are you talking? Me, to whom?” or is that to who? No idiot, who’s on first.

But can you imagine talking like Dryden suggests and using his preposition rule downtown in a city close to you. An inner city perhaps.

See the source image  “With whom are you talking?”        Which, naturally led to this:

See the source imageBlack day in July.

The beat goes on. 1967!

Song of the day:

“With whom do you riot Sir?” With whom do you talk? Me?

Have a nice day.

SJ……………………………………….Out

 

Oh Canada

Slide 1 of 38: Soccer Football - World Cup - Opening Ceremony - Luzhniki Stadium, Moscow, Russia - June 14, 2018 Robbie Williams performs during the opening ceremony REUTERS/Kai Pfaffenbach                            Like I said yesterday: there is more happening in the stands than on the pitch (field).

Well, the first World Cup match – Russia vs Saudi Arabia just occurred. 5-1 for Russia. Surprised the hell out of me given my post yesterday. But then again the sportsman of the year award has to go to the Saudi Coach:

Saudi Arabia manager refuses to credit Russia: ‘They won without doing much’

Of course they didn’t do much. This is soccer after all. I guess I would react the same way if I was the Saudi Coach given that the players and coaches of the Saudi Team are looking at a future of cleaning out the King’s camel stall and dung when they return home.

Then again this latest score seals my belief that the beautiful game is a boring game:

Uruguay 1,  Egypt 0. Some interesting stats. After 90 minutes of play only 7, I repeat, 7 shots on goal. 4 by Uruguay and 3 by Egypt. Are you kidding me? Compare that to hockey where you have up to 60 shots on goal as an aggregate by both teams over 60 minutes of play. Good gawd!

Can’t wait for more exciting action.


Blog Alert: following is longer than I normally would write:

Irony Alert: Writer at Canadian taxpayer subsidized Maclean’s says “Canada is NOT a country” This coming from a writer who is married to ” I didn’t know anything about climate change” Climate Barbie McKenna. Cripes, she didn’t know how to spell Clamato Change before Trudeau named her as the nation’s cabinet Minister of the Environment and Climate Change. “I always thought Clamato Change was some sort of drink.” The entire Liberal Caucus rolled their eyes at that one.

“I thought Clamato Change was part and parcel of the new currency. Like Bitcoins. Heck I even heard that Al Gore was refused entry to his latest climate catastrophe sequel because he tried to pay with clamato change. But hey, in this new identity politics age we live in, Trudeau was right to appoint someone like me who doesn’t have a clue but is female after all.”

But wait, it’s not about you Kate. Your husband, who goes by another name, Scot Gilmore the house husband of Climate Barbie, Catherine McKenna. Call me old school but why the different names if you’re married. He is or she (or zey, hey or zits) embarrassed to be married to one another? Hmmmm? Anyway Scotty here believes that Canada is not a country. And the “once respected” Canadian leftist rag-a- muffin called Mcleans published this shyte: Gilmore states:

Cheaper to fly to Europe, Peru than to fly to northern Manitoba. My question: Who in their right mind would want to visit northern Manitoba, home of the monster mosquitos? Mosquitoes so big they could pick you up and take you to Peru. Mosquitoes and Black flies with so much Human blood in their veins that the Red Cross is looking at tapping into this rare national natural resource in their “U2 can donate” campaign.

Less than 10% of Canadians have ever visited the north. Well, I have and I have the welts to prove it. I refer you to the para above. Or that there is a huge difference between the residents of Newfoundland and those of Saskatchewan. Sure there is. Nobody can understand a word coming out of a Newfoundlander’s mouth and nobody, least of all the Americans, can spell or pronounce Saskabush. If that doesn’t tie this great country together I do not know what does! Diversity is our strength. Not T.O.s diversity but the diversity of Canadian geography and peoples. He also states that Harper identified Quebec as a nation within a nation; the First Nations as the first nation within a nation…FIRST! So there, and in the future some other PM will name the Maritimes as a nation within a nation, within a nation. Seconded of course! Confused? They will be called “Basketcase.” No Gilmore, this doesn’t make Canada not a country but highlights the insanity of identity politics and political correctness, which, by his argument is destroying our way of life. There is no such thing as a Canadian people. I think the greatest generation of Canadians – you know – those brave men and women who fought for this country during the 1st and 2nd World War are proof of his idiocy and might have something to say to you if they were alive today. By the way how many Canadians have visited Vimy Ridge?

See the source image                          I have and so have my two sons.

What else does this “nig nog” say:

As out current PM – Turdope has said: There is no core Canadian identity, no mainstream in Canada. Perhaps not in Toronto, where all of the so called elitist deplorables live. We here in Canada have a paucity (how I love that word) of leadership. That is our national disgrace and problem. Oh and Canada cannot even build a pipeline, where beer is more of a commodity than milk, and trade barriers exist across this country that would undermine anything remotely labelled as free trade under Nafta.

See the source imageDid you say milk?

My argument can be summed up with two pictures:

See the source imageSophie:”He’s sooo dreamy”. Poor kids!

See the source image                                                                                 Trudeau with two members of his Liberal Caucus

It is not that Canada is not a country Mr Gilmore. It’s that Canada has no leadership and therefore, no sense of pride…national pride that is. Get out of Toronto and Vancouver where toxicity and intolerance against anyone with an opposing view are their strengths, and see the real Canada and real Canadians.

My Leadership Prayer: Dear Lord please give us back John A or Laurier and we’ll give you Justin Trudeau, or Andrew Sheer, Wynne, Horgan, Weaver, May, Suzuki et al, et al, et al, and that’s all folks.

Naf said…Ta.


The lefties want to impeach Trump because he lied about his height stating that he was 6′ 3″. Trudeau is 6’2″ and, as shown in this picture is clearly taller than Trump. “So impeach the lying bastard,” CNN states in their non stop 24 hour coverage of this photo op:

The allegations for impeachment dissolved when it was learned that Trudeau was wearing his “heels” when this picture was taken. Meanwhile:

North Korea and the US sign an accord to de-nuclearize the Korean Peninsula.

No news here folks move on….CNN reports.

Song of the day:

Child of Vision. Vision? Something the leadership in Canada dearly lacks. Tunnel Vision perhaps:

Have a great weekend. Read ya Monday.

SJ…………………………….Out