Category: Weirdness and Craziness

Lest we forget! That religion of peace!

What really irks me is Prime Minister Chretien’s response when hearing that 24 Canadians died that day. When trying to establish some sort of memorial to recognize these Canadians who died during 9/11 his government’s response was that “Well, we cannot have a memorial for everybody you know.” or words to that effect. If they had been Quebecers there would have been a national day of mourning set up immediately. My government’s response made me sad and ashamed of being a Canadian. I mean if we can recognize Simon Bolivar as a hero with a statue in his name and likeness near the Byword Market in Ottawa than surely these brave Canadians deserve some recognition.

From the Fake News file comes this: fake sharks, fake alligators, fake looters: fakery abounded in Harvey’s wake. Lets see how Irma shakes out.

Fake maps of course. This one is not fake but sure looks a lot like that AGW hockey stick to me. Right-handed or could it be a left-handed stick. “Alt check into that and get back to you.” one meteorologist was heard to comment.

Dishwashers cannot protect valuables when Irma strikes. Say what? No, dishwashers are not waterproof say the experts. This coming from the same guy who brought us the story about displaced sharks caught up in the hurricane. PETA is hard at work to promote this story.

Bill Nye says powerful hurricanes caused by Climate Change. See? The word powerful. Irma was a Cat 2 when it hit Florida. No matter: powerful, deadly, catastrophic, scary, apocalyptic, “the end of the world is nye” – all adjectives or expressions describing Bill Nye’s thought process.

“Climate Deniers are literally killing us” one newspaper was wont to write. No. “YOU ARE KILLING US WITH YOUR FAKERY.” Its called hurricane season – August to end November, every year, since the last ice age.

This just in from another one of Holly Woody’s in the Morning brain trust and some well known spokesperson actress: “It’s disgusting. I mean, like, all of these disasters can be linked, like, to one man and to, like, one event. Like Trump and his election as POTUS. Like y’know, I mean, like, God is, like punishing us, the nation, like, because like you know, like we voted for this guy and like, God is punishing us, like, you know. Like it or not that is our, like, new reality.  She also has a new movie coming out: “The Likeness of Being”……………an idiot.

“An article titled “Category 6? If Hurricane Irma Becomes the Strongest Hurricane in History, It Could Wipe Entire Cities off the Map,” (how about “Holly’s Woody in the Morning” for starters) published last week on the blog The Economic Collapse, was shared more than 2 million times on blogs and Facebook pages such as Sons of Liberty Media and Freedom Outpost, the BBC reports.” My response? Who or what is a Sons of Liberty Media and Freedom Outpost? What is a BBC? Cat 6?

And they wonder why today’s journalists are not taken seriously. It’s all agenda driven and that is why I do not watch broadcast news anymore nor subscribe to newspapers. Everything I need for a good laugh I can find on the net.

Canada’s new tax laws: “Work hard, study hard and we’ll screw you. New Tax laws? After all it’s only fair that if I get screwed then so should you., says Justinian as he whisks away for another Caribbean holiday on his private jet!

Oh, the Gov’t is going to fix and solve the housing crisis, just like they do with everything else. The MBA solution to all of this: “No housing, no problem! Let the market take care of this.”

From the “Who gives a flying F%$K file.” Apparently Toronto is all in a tiff as Rachel McAdams caught sleep walking in the lobby of a popular hotel. “Her PJs” are stunning, a well known fashion designed was heard to say.

I have come out. Finally I can say that I am a “abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and zee”……………………You know, Alphabet Lives Matter. They really do.

And with that have a great Monday.

SJ…………………………….out…………of it!