Category: Weirdness and Craziness

You can’t make this up!

Caustic Toxicity

Oooo. World Cup starts today. Oooooo. Can’t wait for the beautiful game to start. It’s going to be a riot these next 31 or so days.

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Like I said , all the action is in the stands. Let’s see what the results were today. Oh Russia vs Saudi Arabia. Should be a barn-jerker of a match. In the west the losers are generally relegated to a lower division. With these two a loss generally relegates the loser either to a Gulag or to be in charge of the king’s camel brigade. Failing that to be part of a judging committee at Burqa swim suit competition!.

Can’t wait. Starts in about 2 hours from now….Ooooooo!

Trump Derangement Syndrome in spades or “Why I never Watch Award Shows:”

Sunday night was the 72nd Tony Awards, the annual ceremony that’s supposed to celebrate the best of Broadway. But what’s being talked about more than any of the winners or nominees, co-hosts Josh Groban and Sara Bareilles, or even a moving performance from the Parkland students was the unhinged anti-Trump tirade made by Robert De Niro.

De Niro stepped on the stage to give a simple introduction to Bruce Springsteen’s Tony-nominated show, and immediately went off the rails.

“I’m gonna say one thing … F–k Trump,” De Niro declared with his fists in the air. “It’s no longer ‘Down with Trump,’ it’s ‘F–k Trump!’”

See the source imageWho me? You talkin to me?

Oooooo, dynamic words there Robert. Could you be a bit more succinct for us deplorables?

Not surprisingly, his remarks were welcomed with cheers and a standing ovation. Like most award shows, they’re attended by liberals who have had nothing but animosity towards Trump after he announced his candidacy in 2015. And they’ve made their hatred for him obvious at virtually every single award show ever since. These awards shows were no longer about the craft of creating such art, they’ve become about Trump.

Gotta love those tolerant non racist, non bigoted lefties!

De Niro himself has made several off-the-wall attacks against the president from calling him a “mutt” and the “jerkoff-in-chief” among other things to saying he’d like to “punch him in the face.” He even said he’s “beyond” seeing the point of view of Trump supporters. He has truly gone off the deep end. But sadly, that’s par for the course in Hollywood.

Par for the course? That’s an insult to golfers!

Just within the last several days alone, we had Bill Maher “hoping” for another recession because a crashing economy can hurt Trump’s reelection chances.

See the source imageHey, I’m Bill Maher and you’re not.          Just another arrogant, “I’m better than you” asswipe.

Would you want a bunch of lefties running your world?

So, who are the bullies here? I would ask. Everyone talks about pink shirt days, stop the bullying whereas the role models of such bad behaviour are within the very tolerant, compassionate left. Bill Maher is not funny. De-Niro has a very limited vocabulary and is well past his best before date:

Who me? You talking to me? Yeah you? You talking to me? Me? Yeah you?

And the Oscar Myer Weiner this year goes to Robert De Nero!

Good ole whitey Shakespeare has nothing to worry about me thinks.

 

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There, there Macron and Justin. Come to Mutti. Trump is such a bully.

Dis iz called an Inuit kiss Emmanuel. Oh Justin, I can’t wait to smoke a joint with you. Perhaps on Cannabis Day, zeh? er eh? Dere, dere boys. Dats better zey?

See the source image                        I already have a grandmother Mutti. I married her.

“Doug Ford was elected Premier of Ontario because he’s a ‘white, heterosexual man’:” CBC’s Cross Canada Checkup caller.

This coming from a well edumacated (sic) Social Worker. Of course she is black. No, no, no, a black homosexual perpier (sic) would better fit the bill. Some of her comments:

“Because of his gender and ethnicity, voters “automatically assume that when he tells them something … that he’s actually telling the truth,” she said.

“I don’t think any other person — a white woman, a gay person, an immigrant — would ever have gotten elected in such a way for giving almost nothing.”

What about Kathleen Wynne? The punted premier. She says we’re all immigrants here. So diversity is our strength. Last time I checked “whitey” was part of the mix. Or are whites excluded from the diversity soup?

But not Rob Ford. He’s an animal?

It all boils down to this:

Liberals and lefties = goodness

Conservatives and righties = bad, bad, bad.

Read above comments re De Niro and Maher!

Note to self: never, ever become involved with a woman social worker or a woman who has a degree in Woman’s Studies….NEVER!

Those tolerant lefties…………….Geesh!

That’s it for today’s rant.

For what it’s worth my song of the day:

Oh, and the World Cup?

See the source image        Now, like ice hockey, that’s a game worth watching.

 

SJ…………………….Out

Polyglots

This will not end well:

“About 450 radicalized detainees, including 50 Islamic terrorists, will walk free by the end of 2019 in France, the Justice Minister said. French prisons struggle with overcrowding, violence and often fail to combat radicalization.”

In keeping with France’s traditional action on matters such as this the Minister was heard to remark:

“We have given up. We have to surrender to this new reality. We can no longer fight this war on terror” The ghosts of French’s past could only smile when they heard this. A major French “white flag” factory near Paris (is there any other kind), which had been dormant for these past few years, has been retooled, rebooted and re-energized to meet the new demands of the French para-military. Next up? Mutti Merkel’s Germany.

Brexit anyone

Love this:

“Vladimir Putin’s emergency German language interjections during a recent heated interview with an Austrian journalist has begged the question: Which other world leaders have rolled out a foreign language, for better or for worse?”

“Poly glot” yer tongue Putin. Of course nobody could understand these guys:

“Eye-za-guy dat builds za boat, Eye-za -guy that sails dem”

Whew. Of course these so call “Polyglots” can have unintended consequences. This was heard at a recent North Korean summit meeting with South Korean and Chinese leaders.

Image result for Funny Kim Jong Un ParodyLost in Translation

Vladimir Putin holds his highly anticipated annual televised question-and-answer session, and the number of questions is about two million. This year’s event is Putin’s 16th and is different from the previous ones in several ways.

One in particular: He doesn’t answer any of them. When asked why he could only say: “I am a dick,” which all of the polyglots thought they heard: “I am a dictator and you’re not” Lost in translation.

Two million questions? Are you kidding me. We here in Canada should be so lucky. It would bring a whole new meaning to “Question Period.”

Trudeau was heard to remark to all of his NAFTA polyglot buddies. “See ya.” But after careful scrutinization of his comments by all of his Polyglots they thought they heard:

“Naf said…Ta”….Lost in translation.

This just in. Headline from CNN / MSNBC: Stormy Daniels sues ex lawyer.

Meanwhile over in Guatemala and Hawaii.

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No story there a CNN / MSNBC spokesperson James Polyglot, who wishes to remain anonymous, stated categorically. “It’s only an erection for heaven’s sake. Stormy Daniels is an expert on things such as this. So that is why we have ignored Guatemala and Hawaii to lead off with this story. It is more explosive…extremely stormy me thinks. What do you think?” he asked.

Lost in translation me stinks!

And the oxymoronic act of the year goes to U of A: David Suzuki to receive an honorary degree from the University of Alberta. An acknowledgement by the University to a guy who wants to bring down Alberta’s economy and launch all of us back into the dark ages.

I shakes my head in disbelief.

During his acceptance speech all of his polyglot buddies from Greenpeace and his Foundation thought he said “lunch” when he actually said “launch” when referring to his activist plans to destroy Alberta’s economy. They all got up and left.

“I said launch, not lunch” David sex-claimed in sex-asperation.  It was too late. The convocation hall at U of A emptied faster than a misplaced “Green” convention mistakenly located at an NRA rally.

The world is crazy me stinks.

Just another day in our lives. Life is good. Embrace it.

Song of the day:

SJ………………………….Out

 

 

The Big Smoke

Only 57 more sleeps until Vezelay and the “Way of Saint James” walk.

See the source imageCan’t wait.

Also, check out my Kurofune web site. Just click on the link at the top right of the page. Getting good reviews. My first book.

Good to be back. Needed the break. It can be difficult to come up with things 5 days a week. But then again I have to thank Trump, Turdeau and Who Flung Poo of North Korea fame. They are indeed the gifts that keep on giving to bloggers like me.

Spent just over two weeks in Toronto, affectionately known as the “Big Smoke.” I don’t know how anyone could live there. Imagine doing this every day:

See the source imageEveryday.                                  And you know what? They are proud of their gridlock. Makes them a world class city as they would say. Torontonians have a huge inferiority complex. Always comparing themselves with New Yorkers. Here is Time’s Square in New York:

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Ah no T.O. No comparison. Or their shitty subway system? Not world class. Prague or Budapest’s Russian era subway system is way better.

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Or how about this:

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No comparison Toronto.

Even the Leafs can’t cut it. Out in the first round. What is the old joke?:

The last time the Leafs won the Stanley Cup I was in diapers. The next time they win it I’ll probably be in diapers again.

Or how about this for originality:

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Right down to the water.

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Naw, you can have Toronto, Torontonians. But remember

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Diversity

 

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Song of the Day

Have a nice Monday

 

SJ…………………..Out

 

 

Meeting of the Minds

Did another 22 Km yesterday. Not hurting as much but I am still a tad worried. You would think that after months of walking I would be immune to this but nooo, it still hurts. Perhaps being 66 and crazy may have something to do with it.

Vezelay France here I come:

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An Ontario girl from Essex District High School, near Windsor Ontario has been suspended for protesting the school’s dress code, after she says several of her friends were sent home or told to change because their bra straps were showing.

“We’re an all inclusive high school” the principal commented. “The boys were also told to go home and change because their “jock straps” were showing. So the girls were also shown the bathroom door”

“Hey, I thought there wasn’t any difference between the boys and girls”

An uproar ensued at the school. A lockdown was ordered and the cops were called. In their best Southern Ontario drawl they, the Cops, commented:

See the source image     “Hey bra, what’s an Ontario anyway? We gotta get those female sunnamabitches before real trouble starts. You hear me Jacques?”

After just hours of assuming his new role as Ambassador to Germany Richard Grennel is in the German poo for comments he made to German and European businessmen. Merkel wasn’t amused. “He must understand the German and European position on cucumbers. Zay must be straight as an arrow. They cannot be bent. Ve cannot tolerate such madness, such rudeness. Same with cauliflower. Zay must be white and perfectly round. Aryan!” She then left for another meeting of her minds in the German Reichstag or Parliament. Their Leader-house was in an uproar over this latest diplomatic crisis.

See the source image “Prost”

Mutti’s “Caucus” was also in a tizzy over Grennel’s comments:

See the source image “Ve are not amused.” The German foreign minister stated:

The German’s over reaction about this latest political faux-pas can be traced back to their reaction when Trump won the Presidency:

Trump Derangement Syndrome in spades.

Columbia’s Military …on drugs

Slide 7 of 51: TOPSHOT - Soldiers get ready before a military parade held to celebrate the country's 206th Anniversary of Independence, in Bogota, on July 20, 2016. / AFP / GUILLERMO LEGARIA (Photo credit should read GUILLERMO LEGARIA/AFP/Getty Images) Soon to be coming to the Canadian military. Notice the transgendered Officer on the left in his white dress?

This Latest Headline: How does the British Royal family make their money? They don’t have real jobs so where does their money come from?

Queen Elizabeth II receives an annual income from public and private sources.Notice their laughin faces and smirks. Guess?

Liberal hypocrisy knows no limits:

Canada bans tanker traffic off the west coast. What about the east coast? Nope. Trudeau is doing all that he can do the alienate the west. Next on his list. Oil and gas exploration, development and extraction will be banned in all of Canada. Barista joints on every street corner. Keep the electorate stoned and they will be happy hence the legalization of pot this July 1st. Canada Day will now be changed to Cannabis Day. Fitting!

I want my country back.

Alberta woman’s tirade in a restaurant shows that Canada is really racist. This coming from the Toronto “Red” Star newspaper. The hidden subliminal message in the article is that Alberta…westerners…are all racist. But we here in the east, and especially Toronto – the centre of the universe – we (they) are not racist. We (they) are the elite. This in a city where Catholics were once banned from all positions of authority: be it in government, the police force, anything. Don’t kid yourself if you are not of progressive thought, of the liberal mindset, you are not welcome in this city. Bullies all of them, especially the SOBs – South Of Bloor shysters. It is all subliminal racism. At  least in the west if they are racially prone (and I am not) they are open about it.

Cats all of them!

That’s my rant for today.

Song of the day:  “like a watercolour in the rain!”

Probably one of the most perfect tunes of all time. It has everything in it.

SJ……………………………..out of here.

Georgeous!

Happy 80th Birthday Gord

Going for another 22 Km walk today. I have to get my feet back into shape. I should never have taken that break.

This will keep me motivated though:

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Smokey and the Bandit: Seems an Ontario Canada woman gets busted in Georgia for speeding and driving with an Ontario Licence. Say what? Are you kidding me? The Officer, as shown, wondered what was / is an Ontario anyway.

See the source image “An illegal Canadian alien or just a bunch of “sunnamabitches” me thinks. Build that gawd damned wall for cripes sake.” The look in that other guys eyes says it all. $850 buck fine and a month in jail awaiting a court appearance. You would think that these guys had better things to do. Wait until Canada legalizes “smoke” and people drive through Georgia stoned. “Georgia’s out of their cotton pickin minds those sunnamabitches!” These guys are going to have a field day.

Trump axes Iranian nuclear deal. States that Iran cannot be trusted. Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahoo agrees. European leaders go ballistic. Iran promises to cut off the Hashish supply right away. “We will cut off the hands that feed them dogs” the Eiya-told-you-so remarked. “literally, not figuratively:”

Image result for pics of gas price hikesSmokey was not amused.

Jackie Gleason and Alfie Wise in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)                                                     “You go and get them I-ruin-ian sunnamabitches. Ya hear me boy?”

They say that Trump’s stance on Iran will cause oil and gas prices to rise. Oh really. And they wouldn’t have risen otherwise?  Just all a bunch of:

Image result for pics of smoke and mirrosThe oil patch kids.                                          Then again what would you rather have? This:

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And the nuclear reaction to all of this rhetoric?

See the source image “Au revoir a demain!”                    French Diplomatic language! Translation: “Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. Or “how I love the smell of radiation in the morning”

What else is going on?  Just another boring day in the Iranian Parliament:

a group of people in a room: Iranian lawmakers burn two pieces of papers representing the U.S. flag and the nuclear deal as they chant slogans against the U.S. at the parliament in Tehran on Wednesday.                                                     Death to all American infidels!   Question Period must be a riot!

Disney’s new fantastical progressive onslaught movie “A Wrinkle in Time” bombs in Iran. “Once they heard Oprah was in it they went nuclear” a Disney spokesperson admitted. Oh and it’s Trumps fault.”

A Conservative based ad:

“Have a Burrito. mmmm mmmm good. And healthy too”

A Progressive Left Wing ad for the same thing:

Thanks to SDA. I didn’t know food had integrity. “Let’s get a pizza Smokey!

Liberal Logic:

Some Democratic anti Trump hero is now caught up in allegations he physically abused women while having sex with them. Four have come forward with these allegations. “Well we can forgive him for those indiscretions” one female colleague asserted. As long as he continues his anti Trump rhetoric he will be fine in our comical books”

Mullahs upset with Trump. They want more mullah to fight him.

European appeasement of Iran and vilification of American dogs (they must have a lot of dogs in Iran) reminds me of this:

See the source image“Peace in our time!”                                     “Those that ignore history are destined to repeat it.” Just don’t call on us to come and bail you out again. Our legacy of two World Wars. Cenotaphs right across this great country of ours and continual criticism by the EU.

Song of the day:

SJ………………………………….Out