Think For Yourself

I received this from a friend. Interesting.

Where Does the Carbon Dioxide Really Come From?

Image result for eruption of mount pinatuboIan Rutherford Plimer is an Australian geologist, professor emeritus of earth sciences at the University of Melbourne, professor of mining geology at the University of Adelaide, and the director of multiple mineral exploration and mining companies. He has published 130 scientific papers, six books and edited the Encyclopedia of Geology. An expert.

PLIMER: “Okay, here’s the bombshell. The volcanic eruption in Iceland. Since its first spewing of volcanic ash has, in just FOUR DAYS, NEGATED EVERY SINGLE EFFORT you have made in the past five years to control CO2 emissions on our planet – all of you.

Of course, you know about this evil carbon dioxide that we are trying to suppress – it’s that vital chemical compound that every plant requires to live and grow and to synthesize into oxygen for us humans and all animal life.

See the source imageThat is serious CO2 baby!

I know….it’s very disheartening to realize that all of the carbon emission savings you have accomplished while suffering the inconvenience and expense of driving Prius hybrids, buying fabric grocery bags, sitting up till midnight to finish your kids “The Green Revolution” science project, throwing out all of your non-green cleaning supplies, using only two squares of toilet paper (you do? – I use my fingers!) putting a brick in your toilet tank reservoir, selling your SUV and speedboat, vacationing at home instead of abroad. Nearly getting hit every day on your bicycle, replacing all of your 50 cent light bulbs with $10.00 light bulbs…..well, all of those things you have done have all gone down the tubes or toilet in just four days.

The volcanic ash emitted into the Earth’s atmosphere in just four days – yes, FOUR DAYS – by that volcano in Iceland has totally erased every single effort you have made to reduce the evil beast, carbon. And there are around 200 active volcanoes on the planet spewing out this crud at any one time – EVERY DAY.

I don’t really want to rain on your parade too much, but I should mention that when the volcano Mt Pinatubo erupted in the Philippines in 1991, it spewed out more greenhouse gases into the atmosphere than the entire human race had emitted in all its years on earth. Yes, folks, Mt Pinatubo was active for over one year – think about it.

Of course, I shouldn’t spoil this ‘touchy-feely tree-hugging’ moment and mention the effect of solar and cosmic activity and the well-recognized 800-year global heating and cooling cycle, which keeps happening despite our completely insignificant efforts to affect climate change.

And I do wish I had a silver lining to this volcanic ash cloud, but the fact of the matter is that the bush fire season across the western USA and Australia this year alone will negate your efforts to reduce carbon in our world for the next two to three years. And it happens every year. Just remember that your government just tried to impose a whopping carbon tax on you, on the basis of the bogus ‘human-caused’ climate-change scenario.

Hey, isn’t it interesting how they don’t mention ‘Global Warming’ anymore, but just ‘Climate Change’ – you know why?It’s because the planet has COOLED by 0.7 degrees in the past century and these global warming artists got caught with their pants down.

And, just keep in mind that you might yet have an Emissions Trading Scheme – that whopping new tax – imposed on you that will achieve absolutely nothing except make you poorer.

It won’t stop any volcanoes from erupting, that’s for sure.

Another one of these can’t come soon enough.

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Hey, how about Ottawa for a start.

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You know humans are made up of 18.3% carbon. I suggest that all of our politicians at the Federal, Provincial and local levels do us all and our planet a favour and extract themselves from the gene pool in order to save the planet. We could all watch them expire and then, after their dastardly deed, exclaim….“Naw, I don’t think so.”

This comes to my mind:

See the source imageRemember this guy? The Reverend Jimmy Jones?

And this:

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Pics of the Jonestown massacre are too gruesome to show here. Suffice to say that this is what happens when 900 people stopped thinking for themselves and began to believe everything that they were told…

Climate Armageddon? The world is going to end in 2030??? So says this gal:

See the source imageAnd she is laughing.

Wake up. Our leaders have put a spell on you and are screwing you.

I remember this performance at Woodstock 1969

Have a great Navy day.

SJ……….……………………………….Out………………………….Dot de dot,dot,dot.

We’re Guys, After All.

Hey, we’re guys after all. What can I say? So true isn’t it ladies:

Today, my wife said to me,
“Honey,” get off your butt and fix that gutter downspout!  And, I want it done before the end of the day!”
“Well, as you all know, at my age, most of my friends are retired and do have the time to address such “Honeydos”….So, I invited some of my buddies over to help with the project.
One is a sheet metal worker.
One is an Iron Worker so he came with his welder.
One brought beer and Nachos.
One brought a grill and burgers.
Took us about 6 hours, and 30-40 beers, but we got it done just as we finished off the last of the beer and burgers.
As usual, the wife is still not happy!!
Can’t understand, cause all us guys love it! Personally, I cannot wait for it to rain.
I love it. I want one!

This is cool. I saw Tellez up close down in Dunedin (Tampa Florida)during the Jays Spring Training Camp

a baseball player swinging a bat at a ball
Tellez hits longest home run in Fenway (Boston) Park history at 505 feet.
My girlfriend got his autograph on a baseball down in Dunedin as well. so cool!

Trump Derangement Syndrome is hitting a new eye, or low.

Look at what President Trump has in his eye! CNN’s Jeanne Moos reports that he can’t blink this away. Terrifying isn’t it.
And that is why I no longer watch the Cable News Network.
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Have a great Navy day.
SJ……….………………………Out

Lie and Dry

See the source image“No slit man. This is leal”

Heard in passing from my Japanese flend reporter (above). His slots, not mine.

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Hey Slakey. What do ya think about this:

Liberal Campaign Slogan: “Erect Mean for Twenty Nineteen.” er sorry….I mean “erect me for twenty, twenty three…er sorry. Man this stuff is lick-ed. Uh hey Butts. I tink we missed da 2019 erection…er sorry…election somehow. Man oh man… er sorry People oh People… this is good stuff. Hey Jody Rebound, Stinkpots…pass the Doritos will ya like the good little Liberal “cockus” (sic) members that you are. Woe is me. It is so hard being me, especially being stoned like me. Hey that’s it. The 2019 Liberal Erection Campaign slogan:

“Be Stoned Like Me.”

“Yesss. Hey Gerry, Jody, hey, hey guys, gals…Hey, I got a good one in my hand. A sure thing for our erection day. It’s will be a sure…hey where are they?”

See the source imageHey you, yes you…are you tokin, I mean talkin to me? Well are you?

I know, I know. All of this Trudeau stuff gets pretty boring after awhile. But hey, we have an erection coming up in October so it remains important that we remain hard and fast in getting a leg up on this guy to:

“Turf the Turd”

I think that Sheer and the PCs should adopt this as their campaign slogan for the upcoming erection campaign:

“Make Cannabis Great Again and Turf the Turd”

What do you think? Does my Japanese flend…er friend…have it right?

I would love to hear your thoughts in the comments section. Just click on “Leave a Comment” at the left side of this screen or at the bottom banner.


WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is seen in a police van, after he was arrested by British police, in London, Britain.

Remember this guy. Julien Assuage (sic). “Go Justin Go,” he was heard to mutter.

Pass the “Wellies”

Millennial’s real purpose in life.

Baaaaaaaaaaa!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Climate change? Yesss

a large truck covered in snow: A Minnesota Department of Transportation snowplow helps a pair of semis struggling Wednesday to get up a ramp to eastbound Highway 14 from southbound Highway 169 near Mankato.Bring it on.

Not much going on in the world today.

High and Dry

Have a great weekend. Read ya Monday.

 

SJ……….…………………………..Out

 

 

Nowhere Man

Well, what do ya know. Trudeau loves Quebec and believes that Canada belongs to Quebec and that only the good Prime Ministers come from Quebec.

Time to get rid of this clothes-less emperor.

Hey what about Borden, King, Pearson Justinian. Don’t they rate in the 20th Century.

With that hair and pencil moe etc, doesn’t he remind you of one of these guys…..Anonymous!

See the source imageI love being me.

Well now, an anarchist if I ever saw one. With his Carbon tax, he surely is.

Put that up yer ass and smoke it.

“I did, I did, I did. Indeed I legalized it for all Canadians to see what a joker, er toker I is. When I smoke weird things happen. Like…………..

See the source imageToday I am a Montreal pansy. Tomorrow, Clark Kent and Superman.

See the source imageThen, maybe….maybe….a Sikh:

See the source imageOh, what about a pirate….Yesss:

See the source image“I’ll rob those Canucks. Bleed em dry….Aaaaaaarrrrrgh.”

Hey Gerald? How about us playing Cowboys and First Nations…..eh? Gerald? Gerry? Come out or I’ll kick your poor ass butt.

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Just like his daddy.

Oh I know. how about this:

See the source imagePrime Minister…maybe?

Naw. Toooooo boring.

Enough, I can’t take it anymore.

Perhaps he may be just a bit like you and me?……………………….Naw!

Have a great Canadian Day.

SJ……….……………………………..Out

Death and Taxes

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I just did my taxes. Being a widower this is the first year I have had to do my year end taxes for just me. It ain’t pretty. In this country you are hosed if you suddenly find yourself alone. You lose all tax benefits of being married – the primary one being “income splitting.” Hey, and the CPP Death Benefit? You are better off not taking it because you will owe almost half of the $2,500 in taxes. Be prepared to be screwed over bigly by the Liberals.

I went to my MP, who is an NDP, to ask him to advocate to the Finance Minister on our behalf for an increase in the CPP Death Benefit and to make it tax free. His answer? Do it yourself. I am too busy with saving the planet.


Gillette Venus Celebrates Morbid Obesity in New SJW Ad Promoting ‘Beautiful Women of All Shapes and Sizes’

Man oh man, that’s a lot of razor blades to shave those legs. No wonder Gillette is in on this sister act. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

I wonder how much she got laid…er….paid. Sorry, Freudian slip.  Gillette says: “Venus is committed to representing beautiful women of all shapes, sizes, and skin types because ALL types of beautiful skin deserve to be shown. We love Anna because she lives out loud and loves her skin no matter how the “rules” say she should display it…I wonder how much she got laid…er paid. Oops, Sorry, Freudian slip-up again. Be the best that you can be, eh Anna?

Gillette’s response? We have a razor for that!

Get all a man can get!


NATO at 70! What’s next? Well, NATO at 71.

What students could learn at New York’s Stuyvesant School? How to smoke in the boys room without getting caught. My first cigarette was a Peter Stuyvesant, which was smoked in my high school’s washroom.

Medieval diseases are making a comeback in major American cities thanks to the increasing amount of feces on the streets. No shit! San Francisco is now labelled a “Shit Hole.” Black Death can’t come soon enough to California. Progressives destroy everything they touch.

Are you going to San Francisco.

Bring plenty of ass-wipe. California is no longer the “Golden State.” Progressive policies made sure of that.


Karma! You know it’s a bad day when:

A poacher is trampled to death by an elephant, then eaten by a pride of lions – Only the man’s skull and pants were retrieved by Kruger National Park.

They followed that up with a Pride parade. Darwin award was awarded posthumourously.

Speaking of poaching:

“…so, it’s safe to say that reparations would not be a cure-all to right the wrongs of the past and put slavery behind us once and for all, but just another wealth redistribution program that would precede another, and another, and another to solve something that, in the eyes of those pushing for it, will never actually be fixed to satisfaction.” US Democratic Senator wants a reparation policy for Slavery.

Sound familiar here in Canada?

Interesting note being that all of the so called Slave States were Democratic States and that the Democrats fought hard to oppose Lincoln’s plan (Republican) to abolish slavery.

Love this:

“California Wants To Tax Soda, Guns, Pain Pills, Lawyers And Batteries…”

I can see LAWYERS but soda, guns, pain pills, batteries even? C’mon. That legislation will be sure to spawn a new crop of lawyer jokes.

Gentlemen….start you engines: A Spanish speed circuit is in hot water after an advertisement for grid girls stipulated that they “must have a size 95 or 100 chest,” which is roughly 36″ – 38″ according to La Vanguardia

“Living out Loud.” I wonder if Venus…er Anna applied.

Oh and did you know that toxic masculinity is the cause of climate change?

I kid you not. According to progressive thought it is a root cause of climate change:

According to progressives, toxic masculinity is considered to be the dude on the left of the photo.  Climate change can’t come soon enough.

A Dutch swimming pool. I want one:

Translation: Don’t have a clue. Something about a “Grand Pils” me drinks…er thinks.

Speaking of taxes:

Have a great Navy day.

SJ……….……………………..taxed out!