I Ran So Far Away

CNN conducts an interview with a student on lockdown at a Maryland High School shooting incident but had to stop it when the police arrived at the student’s classroom. C’mon CNN, how shameless can you get? Go back to covering Trump. As for the student? Anything to get his 15 minutes of fame….Geesh. Sad state of affairs.

USS Lexington, CV 2 discovered at the bottom of the Coral Sea. Lexington took part in the world’s first carrier vs carrier naval battle in which combatants fought via naval air at least 100 of miles apart. Amazing!

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And on the not so obvious file comes this: Canadian dollar flat when measured against the US greenback. Who knew?….Geesh.

Vancouver Real Estate Madness: $6.98M for this home.

Slide 1 of 3: 031918-png0319Nhouse-03Are you kidding me? Who can possibly put on a straight face when offering this rare gem? Reason? Location, Location, Location! No it’s rather Pay-cation, Pay-cation, Pay-cation…at least to me anyway.

Roger’s Centre in Toronto seen as being one of the worst venues in Baseball. I don’t see it that way at all. It was once state of the art with its retractable roof. Hugely innovative at the time. And right downtown as well. Not great for football perhaps but purpose built for baseball. They rate San Francisco as being the best. I don’t see it that way. Went to a Giants game in July once and froze my ass off. It was freezing.  No, Roger’s is just fine with me.


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Donald Trump Jr’s wife  Vanessa files for divorce due to Don Jr’s infidelity. Just look at those eyes Junior…….Scary………..No smarts at all. I would run so far away if I were you Donald and seek forgiveness from Vanessa.


Not a great way to promote yourself or your ideas:

An Uber self-driving test vehicle was traveling around 40 mph when it struck and killed a woman late Sunday in a Phoenix suburb.

Back to the ole drawing board. I feel bad for the woman. When asked who was driving….there was dead silence from Uber.


From the nutzoid file comes this nugget:  “If you suggest that the laws of electromagnetism don’t dramatically alter depending on the melanin levels of the person doing the maths, then you just don’t care about “students of Colour” being “victims of deculturalization” and being “invalidated.”

Are we in trouble as a society? As long as people accept this kind of BS, you bet we are!


Bell Canada is conducting trial runs in rural communities to test the next generation of 5G technology. Last March, Huawei and the Ontario government announced they would focus on 5G technology at the Chinese company’s Canada Research Centre in Kanata, Ont. In December, Huawei included Carleton University in its 5G research.

 

U.S. security officials say Huawei products and the new 5G technology provide China with the capacity to conduct remote spying and maliciously modify or steal information or even shut down systems.

This guy says there is nothing to worry about. No story here…move on.

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The innovative Chinese artist Weiwei agreed. Move on. Of course he should know given his own networking social media acumen as shown here:

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Then there is this. Just more in line with our PM’s feminist thoughts:

The Canadian military’s upcoming foray into Mali is expected to include a marked female presence as the Trudeau government looks to have Canada lead by example in the push to have more women on peacekeeping missions.”

Yeah that will work in a shit-hole of a country that is 99% Muslim. I am sure these Muslim warlords will welcome these female peacekeepers with open arms. “Yeah, but we’re Canadians. And its 2018 so put that in your Sharia pipe and smoke it.” An anonymous source in the Prime Minister’s office was heard to say. Okay……………..!

Somewhat of a lackluster day today. Not too much craziness going on.

Song of the day.

SJ…………………………….Out

End Of The World

I believe tomorrow, 20th March, will be the 106th anniversary date (March 20th ??? 1912) of the death of the south polar party of Scott, Bowers, Wilson and Oates. Evans died a few weeks earlier at the foot of the Beardmore Glacier. Sad

Robert Falcon Scott, 1868-1912, back row centre in balaclava, with members of the ill-fated Terra Nova expedition - Stock ImageIt was ill planned and poorly executed.

Hawking, before he died predicted the end of the universe. Oh yeah, something else that we need to be concerned about. Sorry Mr Hawking but the UN IPCC already has that locked up with their climate change thingy. And what a way to go out. I only wish I could do something about that as well when I exit stage right. In this case though it is all about Steve. Sad thing is that many people will believe this shyte. The Mayan calendar comes to mind. Remember 12-12-12 was going to be the end of the world as we know it? When that day came….Nada thing happened. Nobody knows, not even you Mr Hawking….Geeesh.

17 foods you should never put in the freezer. Whew. Don’t have to worry about that one. I can only think of one major food group to never put in the freezer man………………….KD! Kraft dinner. It’s about the only major food group any full blooded male (on his own) would ever consider putting in there, that is if he hasn’t finished it in one sitting.

Another Headline: 1980s Action Stars – Where are they now?………………DEAD!

For those about to start playing golf: Stop accepting those chunked chip shot in you golf game. No, no no! Start using the most neglected golf club in and out of your golf bag……………….the foot wedge. Never fails.

Image result for pics of the foot wedge           It will never let you down. It works every time.

From the “I Want More Money” file comes this: Residential chickens on councils agenda….and again…and again…and again. “Hey we are traumatized here. We want more money!”

Canadians see possible signal that the US is ready to compromise on Nafta giving Canada what it truly wants. And what is that? Well in keeping with Trudeau’s vision it will be a gender based feminist agreement. Transparency. The Transgender community and Trans Parents are all in a tizzy over this one. “We can buy woman’s clothing duty free now.” one tranny was heard to say. “This is a wynne wynne situation.” Naf said! Ta!

Trudeau celebrates this progress with his Nafta negotiating team:

See the source imageLove this: 17 signs “Your Car Needs a New Battery.” Well I can think of only one…..IT WON’T START!

Golfers are replacing their “lob” wedge with this new and exciting innovative club……………THE FOOT WEDGE

Golfer taps golf ball into the hole using his foot wedgeIt will never let you down as it works every time.

“Cry Me a River” – Gotta love this one:  Former Vice President Al Gore is at it again. Gore is attempting to link extreme weather to man-made climate change, this time warning of “flying rivers” and “rain bombs.” But in a new book,  Gore is accused of engaging in scientifically baseless “weather porn” for attempting to link every bad weather event to “global warming.

Will these guys ever shut up and give up? At close to $1B made over this shyte? I doubt it. There are just too many sheeple out there without a single critical thought cell in their minute brains.

And finally this: A new wedge has been designed to eliminate all fat and thin chip shots. It’s called: “Ta daaa:” The Foot Wedge. Buy it today and improve your game by at least 18 strokes!

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Song for the day:

For you my dear Marijke. Now that is the end of the world for me.

Happy Monday.

SJ…………………………………..Out

An Environment of No’s

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In many respects the South Pole at the turn of the 20th century was an environment of no’s.  There was no point of reference.  There was no large geographical landmark announcing, “You are here!”  There was no large hole in the ground staked with a massive pole obtrusion or place name.  There was no marker.  There was no obvious tell tale sign that an objective had been reached.  There was no support for life. There was nothing there but wind: a wind so cold and bitter that it was life sucking. It was as if the wind gods had found a place on earth to vent their anger unabated.  A howling, deafening non – prevailing wind with snow and blizzard and drift that was constant only in its relentless power: a non-prevailing confused and chaotic maelstrom because there was no direction here – except north.  There was no warm southwesterly, steady westerly or an easterly.  Everywhere one turned one was facing north.  There was only the bitter north wind.  And coming from all directions!

And there was nothing at the South Pole except a frigid, blinding white desert plain projecting a desolate and frighteningly yet awesome picture of nature – at its best and at its worst: a lifeless, broad, flat, monotonous stretch of frozen landscape that stretched as far as the eye could see – in every direction.  In the summer months there were 24 hours of sunshine but with it came an incessant blinding glare.  In the wintertime an eternal darkness fell over the land like a veil of silence in death:  a darkness that was made all the more eerie and dangerous with temperatures dropping off the bottom of the Fahrenheit scale.  And everywhere one looked it was always the same.  There were no distinctions: only wind and drift and snow and ice.

The south polar plateau was an icy land that was both hypnotically breathtaking as it was nomadically restless.  Ice that was so pervasive, it was everywhere:  ice – in crystallized air;  ice – in frozen breath; ice – in frozen sweat; ice that was over a mile thick; ice that permeated and smothered every secret that the land may hold; ice that moved; ice that scorched a path across a barren landscape; ice that was so relentless and unwavering in its slow glaciated crawl across the south polar plateau toward the Trans-Antarctica Mountains; and ice that fell in precipitous icefalls, down expansive glaciers that were bordered by mountains over 15,000 feet in height.  Towering granite peaks, like sentinels, these mountains protected a high frozen polar ice prairie that was home to a non-descript geographical point of the earth that was the frozen underbelly of the world.  The South Pole was indeed cold and inhospitable. It was a terrible place.

And on this land of ice and snow, on this south polar plateau some 10,000 feet above sea level, tales unfolded in an historical context of polar exploration that have since become the source of legend and myth: legendary tales of survival, of leadership, of endurance, of courage, of success, of heart rendering self-sacrifice, of depression, of defeat, legendary myths and tales of men, of dogs, of ponies, of unremitting hunger, of disease, of death.  It is a place of storied heroism, of foolishness, of fickle and fate, of obstinacy and ignorance, of mental breakdown and stupidity.  It is a place of friendship, of camaraderie, of jealousy, and spite.  It is a place of majestic peaks, of icy crags, of hidden crevasses, of bottomless chasms, of pressure ridges, of untold beauty and horrific dangers and suffering.  It is the vast polar plateau, the Beardmore and Axel Heiberg Glaciers, the expansive Ross Ice Shelf, The Devil’s Ballroom, McMurdo Sound, the Western Mountains, Katabatic wind, Terror and Erebus, the Bay of Whales.  It is the playground of killer whales, the home of the Emperor and Adele penguin, the Weddell seal, Skuas and the Antarctic Petrel.

For some men the South Pole symbolized gentlemanly fulfillment. The Antarctic environment entrapped them into an addiction of exploration and an escalating sense of superhuman accomplishment.  It instilled a sense of unbridled commitment and fulfillment to a cause that was of intellectual importance and of spiritual poetry and propriety.  Apsley Cherry-Garrard, one of Robert Falcon Scott’s men and author of one of the best south polar chronicles written “The Worst Journey in the World” (Cherry-Garrard, 1930) described south polar exploration this way: “Exploration is the physical expression of the Intellectual Passion”(Cherry-Garrard, 1930, page 577). Perhaps it was for men brought up on Victorian values: Victorian men who were intellectually nurtured on Browning, Tennyson, Dickens and Darwin, or influenced by Jowett (Hibbert, 1987).  But for many of these men there was also that adolescent like fearlessness and ignorance of the horrific dangers, subtleties and paradox that was the Antarctic.  Reading their stories, their fearlessness and bravado somehow undermined the intellectual passion and poetic romanticism.  For the Antarctic may be in one instant a beautiful thought provoking place.  But in the next it heralds a terrible, frozen death.  Its death knell is both unsuspecting and indistinguishable, but death nevertheless.   For the Antarctic environment knows no glory.  It knows no sense of gentlemanly conduct.  It has no sense of fair play or understanding of intellectual pursuits or passion. The Antarctic is not a positive place at all. It is a place of no’s.

March 20 – 25, 1912. The British Antarctic Expedition’s Polar Party of Scott, Bowers, Wilson, Oates and Evans perish at the base of the Beardmore Glacier (Evans) and in the vicinity of “One Tone Depot” on the Ross Ice Shelf (Oates, Scott, Wilson and Bowers). Tragic!

 

Time

Not feeling all that cheerful today, especially looking at this:

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Is this my future? An electric chair for old farts like me? Checking out! And then I saw this:

See the source imageGee, and after all is said and done I can go out and have a game of this:

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Then I saw this and it made me laugh:

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Workers busy at Stonehenge as they had to move the stones ahead one hour!

All is right in my world again.

So what else is going on? Oh the Canadian NDP’s Jagmeet Singh!

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“He saw a country wracked by poverty, illiteracy & disease. So he lead (sic) a revolution that uplifted the lives of millions. RIP #FidelCastro,” Singh wrote, along with a picture of a young Castro.

So the CBC adds this:

Now, the character limit on Twitter back at the time was 140, so perhaps we should give Singh the benefit of the doubt and assume he would’ve added, “Oh, but Castro was also a tyrant who committed monstrous crimes against his own people” if only he had the 280 character limit of Twitter today.

But he didn’t CBC. You did. Would you have given the same benefit of the doubt to Harper? And what about his spelling? A leder who cannot spell properlie!

Looking at Jagmeet Singh got me to thinking. Maybe, just maybe there could be a correlation here. What do you think?

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“Jag, Meet Singh”

Too funny. Should be a hit!

From living in a third world shit-hole comes this:

Canadian High Commissioner to Barbados Marie Legault raised the ire of Barbadian education minister Ronald Jones, who said in fiery terms Tuesday she should be recalled to Canada for suggesting the country is ready for a female prime minister — and, in his view, implying that citizens should vote for a change in government.   Free speech anyone?

Or this:

Rio council member and vocal police critic Marielle Franco shot dead

And this:

“I will never go to Mexico again” Ontario man claims he was attacked, robbed in Playa Del Carmen.

Just another Saturday night in ole Me-kee-co I’m afraid.

To me travelling anywhere south of the San Diego / Tijuana border is the shits – both figuratively and literally. And always, always have a toilet close by.

That is my take on it. Canada, for all its warts and Prime Minister, ain’t so bad after all.

Song for the day. In honour of the timeless Stonehenge:

Have a happy Thursday.

 

SJ…………………………………Out

 

Losing My Religion

This headline caught my attention:

“Free boobs & wieners’: Pranksters offer public fondling on Tokyo streets” Good ole Harv was seen in passing with a smile on his face. Can’t make this stuff up.

“BTW. Where can I get a one way ticket to Tokyo anyway?”

Is this living room messy?

Seems a woman in the UK posted this picture of her living room on-line and asked for input. She was shocked by the outcome. Messy? No way. Just lived in. What’s the old saying: “One man’s garbage is anther man’s treasure….trove of shyte here folks.” Steven Hawking purported (how I love that word – I learned it at University): “What a black hole.” How on earth or in heaven could one find anything there?”While Trump added: “What a shit-hole.”

Seems that Steven Hawking just passed away. He was a brilliant guy until he waded into stuff that he wasn’t an expert in. Like faith or religion. Or the flogging of some magic pill that would cause one to use 100 % of his brain power or become a homosexual. Unintended consequences of taking this pill. Well you too could be just like Steven Hawking or Anderson Cooper, or have a head like this:

“Jesus H Christ!” someone was heard to say after seeing this. Yes, but Christ doesn’t have a middle initial.

Or this:

Hawking? R.I.P

This is just another reason I don’t watch the news of TV:

Trump ordered Tillerson to eat salad during dinner in China: report

Seems Tillerson had a good laugh over that one. Appears that the incident is a reflection on the tense relationship between the two men. Shortly thereafter Tillerson was fired.

“It was the salad I tells you. I wanted French but had to accept Chinese. Have you ever had Chinese soy sauce as a salad dressing? Disgusting…just disgusting.” another great moment in the halls of power politics. “I quit. No you’re fired! No, I quit I tells you. No Rex, you’re fired!” “Eat shyte Trump” he was heard to remark on leaving.

Jennifer Gardner speaks out on her same-sex kiss: Oh I get it now. Women are softer. No wonder women kiss women” Wonder Woman had nothing to say about this diss – er kiss.

Students walk out in protest across the US….oh it’s exam time again is it?

The Queen is not amused; Claire Foy paid less than her co-star on “The Crown” Seems that her “gazillion dollar contract isn’t enough. Poor girl.

Speaking of religion, faith or beliefs Disney rewrites “Wrinkle in Time” and takes out all references to Christianity. Reason? Diversity and Inclusiveness. Do these guys even read their own press releases. So they replace a basic but underlying tenet of this story with every eastern religious icon imaginable and cover off just about every aspect of social justice creed and leftist ideology. This movie will fail bigly at the box office…and deservedly so.

Song for the day in honour of Hawking and Disney. Not me!

Have a nice day.

SJ…………………………………Out