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We’re Doomed!

PM Turdope made the “Cover of the Rolling Stone.”  Gladys, cancel my subscription…now. Eee gads, we’re doomed!

Rolling Stone says that Truedope is the west’s last great hope……for dope!

 

“Jersey Shore” cast. Were are they now?  You know what? Nobody gives a rat’s ass or a flying Fu#k where they are now.

 

Trump: Transgendered people cannot serve in the US military….Period! Once a month!…Finally, some sensual policy.

 

Petronis cancels huge $11B LNG Project. Premier Weaver is ecstatic. Greens in a tizzy of joy and excrement… er… excitement.

“B.C.’s future does not lie in chasing yesterday’s fossil fuel economy,” Premier Weaver said in a statement. “It lies in taking advantage of opportunities in the emerging economy in order to create economic prosperity in B.C.”

Yeah, whatever that means. Premier Weaver won’t articulate his new emerging economy. In my opinion this new economy equates to huge unemployment for the Province’s resource sector. Barista joints will be sprouting up everywhere to address the increased time off people will have. Next up. Cancel Site C and the Massey Tunnel Bridge project…NOW! Then Kinder Morgan. Coal? You’re next. Then the limber and fishey industries. Increase ICBC rates exponentially to get people out of their cars and let’s increase carbon taxes ten fold…NOW! say Premier Weaver.

“I didn’t realize how much fun destructive policies can be.” Sort of like renovating your kitchen.”: some Green dipper was heard to say.

How do you spell British Columbia? – V..E..N..E..Z..U..E..L..A

But hey, the majority of BC’ers voted for these Muppets.

We’re doomed!

 

A deer caught in the headlights. Manitoba man faces impaired driving charge after being caught driving his lawn tractor down a road leading to the Trans Canada highway while under the influence…of what they didn’t say. Cops says he was beginning his ride across Canada to raise awareness about the legalization of grass. Let him go says I. Another candidate for a Darwin Award!

 

Ex Nazi interpreter stripped of his Canadian citizenship a fourth time. It was stripped off of him and given to Omar Khadr….a convicted terrorist living in Canada on the $10.5 M financial largesse of the Canadian Government….Geesh.

 

Ontario climate change report shows a grader destroying a man’s farm. The grader operator was heard to say. “But it was an organic farm and everybody knows organic is a Latin derivative word meaning grown in pig shit. The smell was horrible.” He is doomed I am afraid to say, with no leg of lamb to stand on.

 

Ontario man faces serious jail time for raising a fracas on an Air Canada Flight. “It was the peanuts he exclaimed. They were non organic and they didn’t smell like the pig shit I was accustomed to. I couldn’t take it anymore so I blew off the stewardesses.

 

Daniel Craig onboard for the next Bond film, maybe more. Great news. For me this establishes some faith in the world at large.

More nonsense to come…I’m afraid.

 

SJ…..Out

Alien Invasion

Just read an article about a group of teenagers that watched a man drown in Florida. They wouldn’t lift a finger to help him but laughed and taunted him as he went under……….SO SAD.

To me one of the main reasons that things are so f.cked up these days is because of the indifference of the Baby Boom Generation that raised their offspring in their own image. An image that arose out of the summer of love. A free wheelin, drug induced haze and tie-dyed outlook on life. And I am one of them I hesitate to admit. It is going to take a long time to delouse this insidious virus that currently plagues western civilization.

 

Google pays professors for influence…follow the money….Keep your integrity at bay….more money! ….we want money…that’s what we want…the best things in life are free but you can keep them for the birds and bees…just give me money.

 

Alberta’s new and exciting United Conservative Country. They said that they will have an oxy-moron for a leader.

 

Proctor and Gamble plant closing in Brockville impacting over 400 employees and their families. This will have serious ripple effects and huge direct and indirect consequences in the city. No kidding. Are you listening Horgan and Weaver? Probably not because in their warped economic view of the world there has to be short term pain to transition to the new vibrant Green economy. Besides Baristas will soon be making $15 an hour so what’s the problem here folks…move on.

I remember when my father lost his job at Arenda Engines in Toronto in 1959. Arenda manufactured the engines for the Avro Arrow. When that project was cancelled by the government of the day (are you listening Horgan and Weaver?) 15,000 direct jobs were lost, while 14,500 indirect jobs were toast right across the country. That included professionals such as engineers, lawyers, accountant….and on and on she goes. It was called Black Friday in Toronto. It was a bargain basement clear-out but of a different nature. And, there were no Baristas jobs in those days.

Hey Horgan and Weaver! If you want to look at how stupid and irresponsible economic policies impact a country look no further than Venezuela.

 

Clean eating…as opposed to dirty eating. Clean eating equates to organic, which to me equates to food that was grown in pig shit. Clean and smelly.

 

When I look around me today I am convinced we have been invaded and taken over by aliens. Where are Klaatu and Gort when you need them?

 

200 sheep launch themselves over a cliff at the sight of one brown bear in their midst. Almost an allegorical tale about the decline of Europe, wouldn’t you say.

 

Vatican archbishop says that climate change induced by human activity is a fact. Those in denial are flat earth proponents. Wait a minute here. The Vatican excommunicated Da Vinci for daring to say the earth was round. Stick to saving souls and not the planet your excellency.

 

UN says only three years left to save the planet. Just another of the (insert number here) of years left to save the planet. We must, must, must dare I say it, pony up to $1.3 Trillion dollars a year to address this planetary crisis.

Are we still a member of this thing? Trudeau…please, please get us out of this disgrace and joke of an organization. Of course every third world dictator on the planet is nodding their head in agreement of this idiocy.

 

There is so much crap out there today I just can’t cover it all, so I’ll stop this here and now.

 

 

SJ……Out……..Happy Monday everybody.

Science Guys

You’re richer than you think.

OJ Simpson got parole and will be richer coming out of prison than he was going in. Who says crime doesn’t pay? Just ask Omar Kadr?

 

USA Today complains that the movie Dunkirk may trigger some angst with some people as there are no people of colour or women depicted in this fact based event. Say what? Who are these imbeciles. Dunkirk really,really happened USA Today. A real historical event. And one wonders why journalism is in big trouble today. It would be like having all white actors portraying the victims of the Selma riots, or black actors portraying George Washington or, wait a minute, black actors portraying characters in a Broadway play about some white dude named “Hamilton” living around the time of President Jefferson and having a dual with another white dude named Raymond Burr!  Hmmm?

 

Democracy in action: Bill Nye, The Anti-Science Guy wants all older people to die off so that the fight against climate change can progress unimpeded, meaning more gall darn taxes on the low and middle classes. Last time I checked Bill Nye, the Anti-Science Guy, looked as if he had one foot in the grave as well. I only wish Gore, Suzuki, Nye and all of Holly’s Woody in the Morning would just die or fade away and leave the science to the real Science Guys.

 

AJAX mine south of Kamloops BC delayed yet again. “We want to ensure due process with respect to environmental assessment.” Someone was heard to say. After years of an environmental assessment the science guys approved the mine’s development. “Well, there is more to science than that which meets the eye” said an anti science guy about this project. “Consider the cultural and spiritual factors involved here. And besides, we don’t want to lose our swimming hole.” The Kamloops’ city councillors also weighed in after the science assessment was made: “Sometimes prosperity for our community just isn’t worth it.” Say what…..Geesh

BC is doomed and how is it that 1.4 million indigenous and Metis people can hold 35M people hostage across this great country? We need leadership here.

 

NPR says that people should stop procreating to fight climate change….geesh. Tell that to the Muslims, or Indians, or the Chinese. Oops I guess I’m a (insert word here)phobe. Then again I hope that the green whackos follow suit to the letter for the less of them around the better for the sanity of Mother Earth. Oh, and stop eating Hamburgers.

Vegan sucks. Have you ever met a happy vegan? No? Why? because they go on all day long dreaming of those juicy hamburgers. And they are bloated by so much tofu that their asses dictate their behavioral thought processes in that they have shit for brains.

 

SJ….out. Have a great weekend.

My View from Mill Bay.

New Canadian Governor General appointee, Julie Payette, faced assault charges in Maryland in 2011, which were subsequently dropped; divorced her live in “fly boy” boyfriend and did not seek child support, and hit and killed a pedestrian with her car. She was cleared of any wrongdoing in that incident, also in Maryland. Trudeau has stated that due diligence was taken in this appointment and that Ms Payette represents the very best of Canadian values, openness to the world, curiosity, intellectual rigour and inspiration. She will continue to inspire generations of Canadians as she represents us at the very highest level,” Trudeau said at an event in Quebec City. I don’t fault Ms Payette’s personal hardships but I don’t think a man would ever pass Trudeau’s character test.

Just like his $10M payout to convicted terrorist Omar Khadr, who represents Canadian values at the highest level….Geeesh!

Say what? Is this Trudeau’s definition of Canadian values? Ms Payette responded in kind: “I hope that people will respect my private life.”

Sorry Ms Payette. I do feel for you and sympathize but as Governor General you have no private life. Imagine if Harper had made this selection?….Geeesh!

 

Seems the data from the 10,000 year old chronology of the Vostoc Ice Core temp vs CO2 ice core data doesn’t fit the AGW narrative. Now what? Well, let’s bring in the ‘DATA ADJUSTMENT BUREAU.” Whew, saved by the bell curve. Sort of has an Orwellian taste to it doesn’t it?

 

American idol is coming back!? I thought it was cancelled. Filling a void so they say. Ryan Seacrest is coming back as host. This was announced to the tune…just give me money, that’s what I want. They say that all good things in life are free…but you can give them to the birds and bees…just give me money…that’s what I want…

America’s Muzak industry is delighted at the news.

 

A visitor to Toronto’s CN Tower was heard to remark.

“Even from 1800 feet Toronto sucks”

CN Tower: Toronto’s giant phallic symbol. Get screwed. And I saw it go up,up,up foot by foot from a balcony in Etobicoke.

 

SJ……out.

More Crazy Stuff

Finally, Canadian Journalist writes Op-Ed about the egregious payout of $10M to Omar Kadr from the Canadian Government. Finally getting some traction in the US.

Only in Canada you say?…..shitty!

I am ashamed to call myself a Canadian with this wingnut called Trudeau Lite as PM. If I could return to Scotland my family would have gone full circle!

Diversity is out strength! This only applied to Muslims. The rest of us are: (fill in Blank)phobes.

 

Canadian Standards Association has a new standard on how to “jerk off.” Damn, I wish that this was around 45 years ago. It would have saved me a great deal of money purchasing Playboy and Penthouse, or looking at those Eaton’s catalogues.

 

San Francisco bans chocolate milk as being racist. I guess white milk is next…..geesh!

 

Indigenous group fails to attend Premier’s meeting unless they are treated as equals: As Bellegarde pointed out, Canada’s Indigenous peoples see themselves as not just another special interest group: “We are Indigenous peoples with the right to self-determination because we have our own lands, we have our own laws, we have our own languages, we have our own identifiable peoples and we have our identifiable forms of government.”(Nat Post)……but not their own money!

Okay, given you want to be autonomous we’re going to cut the $14.5B annual budget assigned to Indigenous Peoples of Canada…. Heard in passing: “Where is that meeting taking place again”  Hmmm?

 

Libs revoking Canadian citizenship that is obtained under false pretenses….unless you are a terrorist of course, then welcome to Canada.

 

Have a great Tuesday…….SJ…..out!