ICE had nothing on these guys!
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Pigeon Lovers Unite!
- If you start taking down statues, what are the poor pigeon’s going to do? I think that pigeon lovers everywhere should march and protest this blatant act of cruelty to animals.
PETA is all in a tizzy over this.
What would you rather have?
This
Or this:
There are unintended consequences you know. So, Antifa, BLM, PRIDE and all you SJWs out there be very careful what you wish for. Be very, very careful. This could be your car!
Jewish activists target New York’s Peter Stuyvesant Statues. Targeting a statue to a cigarette? C’mon guys, let’s get real here!
More bodies found on glacier, Mont Blanc, France. One French official was heard to state that “this is a real cold case.” Activists are upset as Mount Blanc is a symbol of white privilege, white suprematism. Never mind the poor bastards who died. No, they want the name changed to “Mount This Will Ya? France.
Social media split on Swift’s new song. First of all, who is Swift? Secondly, who gives a rats ass about her new song? Thirdly, the Musak industry is all in a tizzy over this as this song really, really sucks.
Latest Darwin runner-up award: Woman falls while taking a selfie with a drone. Now runner up’s for this award are those people who demonstrate awesome stupidity but for whatever reason fail to diminish the gene pool by taking themselves off of the ranks of the living…too bad.
The G7. Economic suicide. Canada went first.
Another candidate(s) for a runner-up status of the Darwin Stupidity Award:
“Authorities shut down the scheduled performance by Los Angeles act Allah-Las at a 1,000-person capacity club called Maassilo. The band’s name has attracted some unwanted attention in the Muslim world. Band members say they selected the name Allah, Arabic for the Muslim deity, because they wanted something that sounded “holy.” Lead singer Miles Michaud said: “We get emails from Muslims, here in the U.S. and around the world, saying they’re offended, but that absolutely wasn’t our intention.”
Maybe you guys should have called yourselves the “Sermon on the Rock n Rollers.” Hmmm? Just sayin. “Just because we know how to rock doesn’t mean we are smart.” One of the band members was heard to say. Taylor Swift nodded in agreement.
Mysterious tablet discovered. New math secrets revealed as in:
1 + 1 = 3 Yikes!
I knew that all along. I could have been a math contender if this had come out when I was in school.
Oh yeah. Surprise comment of the week: All hurricanes are caused by Climate Change. As are solar-plexis, solar dome, heat sink, heat toilet, heat dome, cold snap, Chinook, Atmospheric Rivers, Johnny Rivers, Joan Rivers, and who’s on first.
We are all doomed.
Doomed
So, Horgan and then EBY finally got their wish…to be Premier of BC, because, after all, the majority of voters in BC did not want the Libs forming gov’t. They wanted the NDP. So here is the math:
40% of voters voted for the NDP – yess……yess….. We are legitimate, Horgan / Eby were heard to say. Yesss
17% of voters voted for Green – yesss…..yesss…but we are legitimate too, Weaver was heard to say. Yesss
But those nasty Liberals with 43% of the votes…are illegitimate??????
Well, if Horgan and Eby handle the books in the same manner as he handles electoral math then we are DOOMED.
Most BC’ers are not interested in jobs or a strong economy at the expense of social programs. Say what? Well here is another bit of math to chew on. BC’s economic equation:
Strong Economy = Investment and Innovation = Good paying jobs / low unemployment = more spending money for families and individuals = higher tax revenue for the government at all levels = excellent social programs.
Take any one of these elements away and you’re DOOMED with respect to social programs.
Kinder = gone = BC, Alberta and Canadians are doomed
LNG = gone = BC is doomed
Site C = gone = BC is doomed. Stand fast all you proponents of electric cars.
Coal and gas = gone = doomed.
Forestry / raw log exports (First Nations) = gone = doomed
Eby and Horgan coming out of a BC economic forum on future development in the province.
The joke is on us.
On the bright side there will be a high demand for Baristas in this new economy.
Better stock up on sweaters and blankets for the winter.
Take notice all of you hippies in Vancouver and Victoria. There will be indirect consequences for all of this. Jobs! Investment! Innovation! Economic growth!. But then again, that doesn’t matter to hippies anyway. Welfare Wednesdays can’t come soon enough. Have not status here we come!…yess and that is legitimate.
And the Feds under Prime Mortician Snidely Whiplash are following BC’s lead.
Drat! Let’s blow up the Canadian economy.
WE ARE ALL DOOMED!
Muh,muh, muh, my Sharia!
Seems like the Canadian New Democrat Party will have a new leader by the end of March. Another diversity is our strength, so they say. I say beware of wolves in sheep’s clothing. The NDP promises to stand up for all Canadians. Yes, to drive us all back into the stone age. The NDP are against the extraction of oil and gas of any kind, even the kind that comes out of our Conservative and Liberal asses. He is surely to become Canada’s Moonbat leader. I am not racist but I am worried that the NDP will use the racist card to promote their views. Under Hazmat (sic) Singh, their previous leader, they played into the hands of a separate Quebec: The NDP’s Singh said that his party would “immediately” work to support the province’s decision in the event of a majority ‘yes’ vote in a referendum.”….Just great and just what the Quebec separatists want (HuffPost).
We want a leader who will do everything to keep this country together, not tear it apart with identity politics….Geesh.
Canada craves for a strong leader.
Under our Canadian leadership a government agency will be going after people who claim that the sun is the primary component of our climate. Eeegads! call out the thought police…now! Middle aged thinking there for sure. Canadian judicial wants to bring back the “rack” to punish these scientific heretics.
Canadian government kills another nation building project in Energy East. Mayor of a major Quebec City laughed so hard when he heard this that he shit his pants – literally and figuratively – as he released millions of litres of raw sewage into the St Laurence River – all going downstream to the East Coast I may add to that.
“I have a dream” PM Carney was heard to say. “That someday the world will rid itself of….. pipelines. You thought I was going to say Carbon didn’t you? Bahahahahahahahahahahaha…that’s a good one. Hey I talk the talk but would never walk the walk or walk the talk or talk the walk or use talk-um powder or whatever to wipe my ass. Hey, how do you like my carbon socks?” As he takes another sip of his carbonate of soda.
Read my lips: “No more pipelines. I am serious.”
“What about the MOU with Alberta?” A reporter asked
“What about it? Who cares!”
Toronto District School Board wants its students to recite Muslim greeting after the singing O Canada. Why not just sing: “Muh, muh, muh my Sharia”
No wonder Canada’s primary currency is called the “Loonie.”
This just in from Canada’s Finance Department. Every one is in a titter over this one. “We are going to conduct a gender-based analysis on finalized proposals, to ensure any changes to the tax system to promote gender equity. About 83 per cent of passive investment income is earned by Canadian-controlled private corporation owners making more than $250,000. About 70 per cent of these individuals are men. “The women were so tired of getting the shaft from the financial men” some financial guy was heard to say. This is titillating stuff. The whole plan can be summarized in two words, say the “Elbows Up” Liberal crowd: “TITS UP.”
News Flash: Climate models wrong.
Told ya it was the glue.
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C’est It Ain’t So
Canadian Caliphate? Coming to a large Canadian city near you. Sharia Law in Canada by 2050.
Say no more, say no more, please just say no more:
How do you spell incompetence? The same way you spell foolhardy:
C…A…N…A…D…A
Prime Minister Mark Carney raised a few eyebrows after publicly praising communist Chinese President Xi Jinping’s “leadership” and openly referencing a “new world order” during remarks in Beijing on Thursday, as Canada’s government attempts to reset trade relations with the repressive regime.
WEF anyone?
“We are heartened by the leadership of President Xi Jinping, and the speed with which our relationship has progressed in recent months,” Carney said.
Just like Trudough who once touted that he admired the Chinese dictatorship as they can change direction on a dime, not on a loonie like the loonies in democratic Canada.
According to Canada’s PM, Canada is looking for a strategic partnership with China, a country who has strategic partnerships with Russia, Iran, Venezuela to name but a few. Does that mean that Canada now belongs to that club of authoritarianism too? Does that mean that Canada will support China’s plans to annex Taiwan? Agree with Iranian oppression? Hmm? Just asking.
Auto with China? Made in China EVs? Not a chance that I would buy one.
Now, can anyone make out what Carney is saying here? This is our PM. Expertise at word salad because that is what his answer is. Start at minute 1.00??? It makes no sense. He is showing his incompetence. And our valley girl sold us a bill of good with Stellantis, and EV battery plant subsidies. Will she sell out Canada to China??
I cannot believe this is the Canada that I was born into.
This is the sad state of affairs today:
- a woman who aborted her child because she was ‘wrought with an intense fear for the future and the impact of the climate crisis;’
- an airline pilot who suffered from so-called eco-anxiety. He was in mental turmoil because he thought every flight he made was destroying the planet and finally he quit;
- Scott Adams, Dilbert Creator, died a few weeks ago from Cancer. He was 68. Adams was ostracized and cancelled across the US and Canada because he was a Republican and a Trump supporter;
- A restaurant owner in Maple Ridge BC was attacked online and given bad reviews because Pierre Poilievre, the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada, had lunch there;
- Canada’s indigenous community has been given veto power by our Federal government over all natural resource projects in Canada;
- In BC, indigenous land title has precedence over all other claims of title. Federal and Provincial leaders let this court decision go unchallenged. Home owners in BC are fooked. Investment in BC will be non existent.
- Canada’s economy is based on ideology and not reality;
- Canada’s court of appeal held up an earlier decision that stated that the Liberal government violated Canada’s Charter in the way that they handled the Freedom Convoy. I hope the Freedom Convoy leadership and ordinary Canadians sue the Feds;
- Canada’s Charter of Rights and Freedoms isn’t worth the paper it is written on;
- Carney’s MOU with Alberta isn’t worth the paper it is written on;
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Canadian citizen killed at the hands of the Iranian authorities, Canada’s foreign affairs says;
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Then again Iran has a strategic partnership with China, so perhaps one could surmise that Canada is culpable of this atrocity by proxy, due to our strategic partnership with China, which has a strategic partnership with Iran;
- China has a strategic partnership with Russia. Same with Canada. So, by proxy Canada supports Russia, and its war on the Ukraine. Canadian foreign policy and diplomacy makes for strange geopolitical bedfellows;
- MOUs are not worth the paper they are written on;
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Canada’s Foreign office is foreign to me;
- School children in Ontario have to do land acknowledgements before classes begin. It used to be the Lord’s prayer;
- Canada is the wokest country on the planet;
- Woke-ism will destroy our way of life in Canada;
- In the beginning being politically correct was the way to go. That has now morphed into woke-ism.
Sad but true.
Look at that backup crew.
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