Category: A Very Short Story

From the Short Story Vault

Canadian Social, Socialist Republic

At the NDP national convention a motion was passed to nationalize all car manufacturers in Canada. As governments screw up everything they touch this will be the new Canadian automobile:

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or this beaut:

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Go for it Hazmat Singh

Yessssssssssssss.

Oh and he wants to:

One motion pushes for “an end to the heroic commemoration” of Canada’s first prime minister, Sir John A. Macdonald, and to remove his statues from public places. And to change our flag to include indigenous symbology and innovation, such as their version of the wheel:

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I’m outa here. This is not my Canada anymore if this happens. Then again the NDP will never exist as a government just as:

an end to all “trade and economic cooperation with illegal settlements in Israel-Palestine” and a suspension of arms sales to Israel until “Palestinian rights are upheld.”

Palestine has never existed ever as a country. So too will go Canada’s communist party, the NDP.

Other resolutions?:

The complete or partial defunding, disarming and disbanding of police forces in Canada.

Yeah, that will work.

Calls on the government to freeze military spending, while another proposes “the phasing out of the Canadian Armed Forces.”

I cannot believe that these delegates are educated people.

The construction of affordable housing on vacant federal lands.

Oh, like this:

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Yes but free satellite TV.

Just a partial list of NDP madness. Then again they can say whatever they want because they will never form a government.

Geesh, and my federal representative is a member of that party.

Canada’s new national anthem. Just insert Canada where appropriate:

Canadian madness.

We will look at Canada’s Liberal Party convention motions tomorrow. And the day after, the Conservatives, and after that the Greens. After all I am non partisan.

SJ…Out

I’m Fat, I’m Fat

Black woman suffers from cake retention disorder. “There is no cake that I cannot eat” she says. “Therefore I am really fat because I love white angel food cake and white chocolate cake. Therefore, therefore and here-to-fore I am fat because of racism.”

“So try eating chocolate cake.” some one suggested to her. After all Black Cake Matters. You will feel much better for it.”

 

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“Mmm,- yummy. I am a black woman eating cake and I can’t help it as I was born this way…Black Cake really does Matter…yummy in my tummy.”

Other craziness:

Out of Portland Oregon, that harbinger of leftist culture:

“Trees are racist because they remind one of lynching.” Lumber? Soon to be banned from a Home Depot near you. Oh and the word “depot:” must go too as it refers to an area that mustered slaves before they were lynched years ago.

Tree huggers are all in a tizzy over this one. “Ban trees and cut em all down.” “Oops can’t say that.” “Say what?” “Cut em down.”

I kid you not.

For decades, Democrats and their economic advisers have agreed: broadly-shared growth requires more government investment. They’ve just lacked the power to invest.

a person standing in front of a building: President Joe Biden delivers a speech on infrastructure spending at Carpenters Pittsburgh Training Center, Wednesday, March 31, 2021, in Pittsburgh.President Joe Biden delivers a speech on infrastructure spending at Carpenters Pittsburgh Training Center, Wednesday, March 31, 2021, in Pittsburgh.

“If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the mornin…” Biden hums. “By the way, where is everybody?”

That’s why President Joe Biden’s “Build Black Better” economic plan has so energized the White House, his party and outside allies. The new President and congressional Democratic majorities have a chance, finally, to make it happen.

They will bring back slavery. That way inequality is solved as everyone is a slave. No one, except government of course, will be a master.

And as with all that government touches they will be Masters of Fu*& All.

“After all, the great democratic dream before the civil war was slavery. Every slave state in the Confederacy was Democrat. Every black man south of Mason Dixon was the same. Then that dastardly republican Lincoln came around and ruined everything.”

Breaking news: Ontario’s ghost towns are disappearing at an alarming rate.  The city of Ottawa has been added to this list as parliamentarians haven’t been seen or heard from for years…more to come.

Groping in Canada’s military has hit a new high and must be cur-tailed…so says Canada’s groper in chief…”Do as I say and not as I do…doo.” he was want to say.

 

SJ…Out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Canadian Leadership

Judeo Christian values be damned.

Our illustrious Prime Minister’s official Easter Greetings. No mention of Good Friday or the meaning of Easter…but Ramadan? When are we going to rid ourselves on this idiot.

To Muslims…

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And to Christians….

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And in BC….

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Bonnie Henry is the Province of BC’s Chief Medical…”do as I say and not as I do…” Officer.

What would happen if everyone just stopped wearing a mask?

From Conrad Black:

Canadians should consider much more seriously than they have the implications of the charge against us and our forebears of genocide against Indigenous people – brought on by our Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. It is the most heinous charge that can be made and there is no evidence whatsoever that any Canadian authority ever advocated or imposed any policy on Natives or anyone else that was designed to eliminate or shorten lives or truly eliminate their culture. As I’ve written here before, the Native victimhood industry, pushing on an open door and frequently incited and echoed by self-hating English- and French-Canadians, has propagated the implicit notion that the presence of the Europeans in Canada was an intrusion and occupation that was morally almost indistinguishable from Hitler and Stalin’s subjugation of Poland in 1939, though not as violent. The Royal Commission on Aboriginal Peoples recommended in 1996 that approximately one-third of all of Canada be carved out and given to the sovereign rule of the four per cent of Canadians who qualify as Indigenous people, without any burden of taxation, to be sustained for all eternity by the taxpaying residents of this country. To call things by their rightful names, this would be national suicide.

Think of this quote:

“If we continue to cancel everything sooner than later we will have to cancel ourselves.”

Oh for those young and innocent days:

Kinks were a highly under-rated band.

SJ…Out

She Racist Me

“She racist me, she racist me not, she racist me, she racist me not.” Geesh, even if I deem myself unracist, I am racist. So say the lefties because if I say I am not racist I am acknowledging that racism exists and if I am a white dude, which I am, then I am racist….so says lefty logic.

Get me off this planet.

Some Lefty logic-titions want pedophilia branded as a “I was born this way” therefore the condition should be accepted behavior and included within the LGBTQ+ mantra and umbrella. I guess under the + sign.

Syphilitic Sodom and Gonorrhea Gamorrah returns. The earth needs a good moral reset. But before God lays his wrath on all of us we should just get rid of all lefties. That would do it. Back to Judeo Christian values.

God is not happy:

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The movie…is coming to a neighborhood near you.

The End if Nigh – so says Bill Nye the science guy. No Bill, so says God.

On Prime Minister Brian Mulroney’s watch (1984-1993), Canada almost tripled the number of immigrants coming to Canada each year, from fewer than 90,000 people to more than 250,000.

Now Canada’s 18th prime minister is calling on Canadians to embrace what he calls “a new national policy” that would commit this country to achieving a population of 100 million by the end of the century.

Say what? Unemployment now is at 9%. The price of housing is in the stratosphere. We can hardly feed our own 35M population.

I am sure Trudeau will adopt the same insane policy. Don’t they realize that over 80% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the US border. Why? Because the rest of the country is almost uninhabitable that’s why. It is too effin cold.

Immigrate to Canada they said:

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And I fell for it: Gee mother &^%$#$%&(&%%$ am I ever a stupid fu*(&*^%$ idiot.

What did you say?

I said: for Fu%$#%^*^%^ sakes. Get me the )(*#*&&^% out of here.

Why do we keep electing such insane politicians?

Climate crisis? See segment above this one. Not in Canada for (*&^%^& sakes. Who are these stupid fu(*&^% people anyway. This my friend is left logic. They have no clue.

Hey Sodom and Gamorrah cannot come soon enough:

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It’s our lot in life, if we continue on this track.

Why I don’t watch the Grammys

SJ…Out

PS: Ah to be a black criminal in today’s US cities. They can do anything they want, including murder, because the police will not arrest them no matter what on fear of being branded a racist pig.

Chauvin Trial? Guilty of course no matter what evidence to the contrary is presented otherwise most American inner cities will go up in flames.

Have a nice racist day.