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Shit for Brains

Colorado Man Yelled ‘Black Lives Matter’ Before Stabbing A Stranger. Couldn’t remember the lines to “Oahu Akbar”

Victim is now charged with a hate crime because he didn’t die. The perp was devastated on hearing the news. Chock one up for BLM;

Man attacked in Kenosha by leftist rioters. Shoots two of his attackers. Labelled right wing fanatic…vigilante;

Rioters deemed misunderstood peaceful protesters;

Riots are not deemed violent riots, just unruly protests;

Woman journalist supports looting as a form of social justice justice, then cracks down and laments on the theft of her own intellectual property rights;

Portland is a wasteland. Seattle ‘s doomed. San Fran a shithole. LA a garbage dumpy. Minneapolis a no go zone. What do they all have in common? Democrat led Mayors and Councils. Just like Victoria BC and Vancouver;

Boomer’s days of free love, no discipline…if it feels good then…are to blame for all of this;

Boomers have made this bed and it will be a cold day in hell before this mess is addressed and cleaned up;

Right wing fanatic’s fault. Trump’s fault. No accountability with leftist ideology. No consequences for individual actions. No filters, no borders, no restrictions. Do whatever you want if you please because remember, it is always somebody else’s fault if things go south;

Everything is politicized these days. Everything. I cannot watch a single sporting match without being reminded of BLM, Diversity, Pride, Social Justice. Identity Politics, and scandal after scandal.

What does that say about our society these days?

Our leaders have “shit for brains.” All partays

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When will this madness end? When will we get some hard core leadership and law and order?

Unbelievable!

Trump will win by a landslide this November.

Canadians will be in an uproar?!?! Why? Don’t know as he is not our Prime Minister.

I need some toe tappin tune to cheer things up. Music never disappoints.

“Jessica” by Allman Bros Band. Brings back a shitload of memories of my Hawaiian days way back in 1973/74. Dueling guitars, rad piano.

SJ……………………..Out

 

 

I Have Covid. Gimme A Hug

Such a hypocrite:

Climate activist Greta Thunberg posted a photo to her official Instagram wearing a mask made from her worst enemy: Oil!

And she is a doctor too:

In March, Thunberg self-isolated in a private “borrowed apartment” after she diagnosed herself with coronavirus.

As well as a meteorologist and climatologist. How dare you!

And just 17 at that. Holy smoley Greta.

Greta Thunberg sports disposable, oil-based mask on Instagram

Hugs Over Ottawa

On Saturday, August 29, thousands gathered on Parliament Hill in Ottawa, Ontario to advocate for freedom and to stand in solidarity with those around the globe protesting COVID-19 lockdowns.

Similar protests were held in Australia, Germany, and the United Kingdom.

The event was organized by The Line Canada, with the help of supporting activist groups including: Hugs Over Masks, The Canadian Revolution, Vaccine Choice Canada and Children’s Health Defense.

Trudeau shook his head in approval as he now has something else to chaw on.

WE agreed!

They must be on to something here as:

A new study published in the August 2020 issue of Psychiatry Research has found that Canada could be looking at a suicide rate increase of up to 27 per cent as a direct result of the impact of COVID-19 lockdowns and economic stagnation.

No matter. Like fentanyl overdoses nobody cares.

More experts, more experts. The world needs more pervs…er perts.

I want my nanny.

Heard in passing 1:

“I am so, so tired of hearing of Covid. Covid this, Covid that, Covid, Covid’s where’s it’s at…day and night, 24 / 7. Heavens, what on earth did we talk about before Covid?”

Erm…Climate Change Virginia, Climate Change. The world is going to end. Climate Change and there is a Santa Claus.

Heard in passing 2. From a millennial bugger…er begger no doubt.

“Hey mister. Can you spare some climate change?”

A double whammy! Climate Change is going to kill the planet, while Covid 19 is going to kill all those who live on it…so says the UN. “Without our leadership we,” meaning you and me, “are doomed.” Workers of the world unite!

All of this is code for: One World Government. As long as there is one person on this earth with Covid, the crisis will never end. Yes, the Covid crisis will never end and the folks over at the UN and World Economic Forum are ecstatic as they now have two crisises(?) to strike fear into all of us and take advantage of all of our anxieties.

Shocking Stat that no one will believe because it doesn’t fit the “We’re all going to die” narrative being pushed on all of us by our leaderless leaders:

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) website disclosed the shockingly small number of people who died from only the Wuhan coronavirus, with no other cause of death mentioned. Hold on to your hat because here it is: out of the 161,392 deaths in the CDC data, just six percent, about 9,700 deaths, were attributed to the coronavirus alone. According to the CDC, the other 94 percent had an average of 2.6 additional conditions or causes of deaths, such as heart disease, diabetes, and sepsis.

Instead of protecting the vulnerable — the elderly in nursing homes and those with comorbidities — health “experts” recommended locking everyone up and prescribing for Americans a wide range of ailments such as depression, suicide, missed early cancer screenings, unemployment, substance abuse, and poverty.

Ask yourself. Did they lock themselves up? Did any of our so called experts and leaders lose their jobs?

Thanks Justin et al

BTW, over at Sturgis, SD, out of the 300,000 bikers only 70 cases of Covid 19 were detected and can be attributed to the rally. No deaths. Cases only.

This one is for Greta!

SJ………Out

At A Crossroad

The mask brigade:

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After all, we are just:

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Walk alone and carry a walking stick.

Our government is at a cross-road. A liberal conundrum.

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Let’s see. Corruption, or corruption, perhaps corruption. Which way should we go?

Image                                      Oh Lord, please give me direction.

Don’t matter. Canadians will buy into anything we do.

Masks do not work, or curtail Covid, so says a new study.

Masks work, curtails Covid, so says a new study.

WHO (Who?) visits China for 3 weeks but avoids Wuhan…like the plague. Remain in Beijing.

Curve was flattened months ago. Hospitals have not been overrun so why are we implementing draconian restrictions on our way of life and individual rights? What’s going on here folks?

100 new cases reported in BC. What isn’t answered or asked is “at what age, how many deaths?”

More people die of fentanyl laced drugs in BC in one month than total deaths from Covid 19. Over 500 deaths in the past 3 months alone.  What’s going on here folks? This is a major failure on the part of our health authorities. Yet no response.

Meanwhile day 80 of the continuous BLM riots in Portland. But the Blue Jays won over Baltimore!

Yes but I parred the 8th hole at Cowichan last week so life is good.

Happy mask day.

SJ…Out.

Give Me Some Lovin

The Los Angeles Clippers and the Los Angeles Lakers, led by superstar LeBron James, reportedly voted to boycott the rest of the NBA playoffs.

What a sham….according to Shams Charania, lead NBA writer for The Athletic, James walked out of a hastily-called players meeting when other team representatives said they would not join…who names their kid sham anyway…

Miami’s Udonis Haslem spoke and essentially told everyone in room that — without Lakers and Clippers, how will season continue? LeBron James walked out. Rest of Lakers and Clippers exited behind him,” Mr. Charania wrote.

Who on earth would name their kid...Udonis?

Of course:

But they can be broke enough. Let them eat cake…or MacDonalds…!

If this carries on then the only job these selfish, self centred dudes in weird shorts will be able to do will be at MacDonald’s.

And this is why I will not be coming back to watching or supporting sports for a very long time.

From the… Are you kidding me…? file comes this headline:

The Crap News Network. This is…….C.N.N

Another from the…You must be kidding file?…comes this:

A collaboration between a Chinese company and a Halifax research team aiming to carry out Canada’s first clinical trials of a potential COVID-19 vaccine has been abandoned amid rising tensions between the two countries.

The partnership between the National Research Council of Canada and CanSino Biologics was announced by the federal government in May.

A team at the Canadian Centre for Vaccinology at Dalhousie University was supposed to work with CanSino to run the first Canadian clinical trials for a possible COVID-19 vaccine. CanSino’s vaccine, called Ad5-nCoV, was already being run through human trials in China and has shown promising results.

Say that word…CanSino… really fast and you come up with:

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They are certain to make big bucks from this venture. It is a secret though.

Would you trust a vaccine that has been partially developed by a country that produces this:

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Those sweet and sour chicken balls look yummy.

Is the irony lost on anyone here:

Rioters attacking the police, assaulting residents and burning down stores are now crying for the police to stop the shooters in Kenosha.

No?…Oh!

One of the biggest diplomatic coups achieved by Trump and the US in recent years has been all but ignored by the liberal press. What you may ask? The Israeli – UAE accord, known now as the Abraham Accord. Yet hardly anyone knows of this because of the bring down Trump at all cost liberal media bias.

Have a great weekend. Read ya Monday.

 

SJ……Out

Say No More

Made in 1965……..Scary!

The Tories blew it again. Electing Leslyn Lewis as the first black woman leader of the Conservative Party would have been a stroke of genius. But nope, they elect a Harper crony, an ex military Officer and a corporate lawyer. The Liberals are going to have a field day with this guy. Wait a minute, Erin O’Toole? I thought Erin was a girl’s name. If so then perhaps the voting delegates  were a tad confused.

We gotta get out of this place.

Really!

SJ….Out